Side Splitting Auctions

Bare Feet

2007-07-29T11:09:00.000-04:00

Sole Artist Special Offer.

Cynthia's Bare Feet!

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Tapatio Hot Sauce

2007-07-29T11:05:00.000-04:00

You are bidding on a bottle of Tapatio Hot Sauce (not for human consumption).
Anything that comes with the bottle is a gift from me to you.

Usted manda en una botella de Tapatio la Salsa Caliente (no para consumo humano).
Algo que viene con la botella es un regalo de mí a usted.

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Crayola Crayons

2007-07-29T11:02:00.000-04:00

CRAYOLA CRAYONS

8 CRAYONS AND A BIG BONUS PRIZE $$$$ / TRUSTED SELLER

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A 8 PACK OF CRAYOLA CRAYONS. THIS ITEM IN PREFERRED BY ALL TEACHERS. ALL 8 CRAYONS ARE NON-TOXIC.

YOU GET 8 COLORS IN ALL (RED, YELLOW, GREEN, ORANGE, BROWN, BLUE, VIOLET, BLACK). ALL 8 CRAYONS HAVE BRIGHT AND VIVID COLOR TO IT.

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Warning Signs For Idiots

2007-07-29T10:54:00.000-04:00

* WARNING SIGNS for IDIOTS * Funny College Poster__L@@K

This Poster is Simply Awesome!

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Mary Jane

2007-07-29T10:47:00.000-04:00

This is a life$ auction.

Ask if you are curious about what it means...

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Double Barrelled Peanut

2007-07-29T10:43:00.000-04:00

Ladies and Gentlemen! There i was the other night innocently drinking a coldie, shelling peanuts on the side because the Mrs says i am too fat to eat chips,when i found it. Try shelling this baby one handed! I am a habitual peanut eater and buy em in shells cause it takes longer to eat em. In between swigging from me can scratching me nuts and burping in pefect tune it appeared.

I bellowed to the wench to look at my find but the chain was too tight and would not stretch to me couch. Anyway after i unlocked her, "house needed vacuuming" she said thats a weird one! Heated debate then ensued, including the neighbours who came over for a look therefore we had a masdebate. News spread soon and every elephant from every zoo placed a trunk call to leave a bid.

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I Will Tattoo Anything!!

2007-07-29T10:21:00.000-04:00

I Will Tattoo anything on my Body of your Choice! READ!

This is a once in a Lifetime Oppurtunity to bid on A Walking Billboard!! I am prepared to have the winning bidder arrange to have anything tattooed on my Body.

You will be able to have any space on my body except for the Head, Face, Privates, or Palms. I Personally would prefer to have it on my back. The about of space would be 6 Inches by 6 Inches but is negotiable.

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Who Let The Tiger Out??

2007-07-29T10:14:00.000-04:00

Who let the tiger out of the bag?

Was it one of my daughters?

All I know is I now have and empty box and that is what you are bidding on...

Items which I have pulled from my inventory to put into this empty box are:

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Potato Chip Crumbs

2007-07-29T10:10:00.000-04:00

Hello have you ever wondered what to do with the the crumbs and the handful of chips left at the bottom of the bag? Every home has that situation where someone leaves just a sip of milk left in the jug, a little sliver of pie or a bag of chips with just the crumbs and broken chips left at the bottom of the bag.

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My House In Kansas

2007-07-29T09:22:00.000-04:00

You are Bidding on My House!!

Whatever I leave in the house is a gift!!

My House is located in Haysville Kansas.VERY close to Wichita & Derby.

In a nice neighborhood!Park and schools are VERY close!!

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Magic Pet Rock

2007-07-18T22:39:00.000-04:00

Here is my lone, magical, piggy pet rock. He has seen me through lots of tears and laughter.

He is magical because no matter what I'm going through I look down into my hand and there he is with his smiling piggy face looking at me and I always feel better.

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My Wedding Photo Album

2007-07-18T22:07:00.000-04:00

Isn't it crazy how you can pay so much for something that can instantly be worthless?

Not my marriage - the wedding album.

We were married in 2000 and divorced in 2004.

Now I have this album.

The pictures are BEAUTIFUL and the memories are great...

I just don't want this anymore.

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Sketch of the Invisible Man

2007-07-18T21:46:00.000-04:00

As many of you know, Strait Jack Inc. has an accomplished artist, Justin Sane, Who creates some of the more popular & entertaining artwork for the rabid fans of various movies, musical groups & TV shows.

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Mom's Mystery Money Soap

2007-07-18T21:37:00.000-04:00

HELLO AND WELCOME TO MOMSMYSTERY MONEY SOAP AUCTION!

DO YOU HAVE LOVED ONES IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS HAVING TO KEEP AFTER TO GET THEM TO WASH UP?

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Do You Have A Pain In The Anus?

2007-07-18T21:32:00.000-04:00

HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY PREPARATION H AUCTION!!

THIS AUCTION IS FOR ALL YOU EBAYERS OUT THERE WHO HAVE EVER HAD SOMEONE THAT HAS GIVEN YOU THE SAME DISCOMFORT AS A HEMORRHOID!

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Lost Spells

2007-07-18T21:29:00.000-04:00

My Great Grandmother was a well Known Witch in Upstate New York. Her name was Lady Isabel. (Pictured above with a male Witch!)

When she died, my Grandmother, her daughter, inherited a trunk that contained her collection of spells. My Grandmother, in turn, left them to me when she passed on.

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Broken Blue Frisbee Mystery Auction

2007-07-18T21:26:00.000-04:00

This is not a raffle, sweepstakes, lottery, or give a way.

You are bidding on a broken blue frisbee & only a broken blue frisbee.

Anything that comes with this frisbee is a gift from me to you.

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Get A Card

2007-07-18T21:23:00.000-04:00

First OF all I must State that this auction is NOT a lottery, Raffle, Prize Drawing, or ANY type of Gambling, Game of Chance/Skill, Opportunity, Giveaway, Sweepstakes, Pool,

Contest/Competition, Wager/Betting Opportunity in any shape, form, or fashion. In addition, participants in this auction are not "winning" anything, as I am not distributing "Prizes" or monetary compensation as a "Prize".

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Human Sexuality

2007-07-18T21:19:00.000-04:00

Be the Sexuality Expert - KNOW how to please your partner

with this comprehensive book on Human Sexuality.

Knowing how everything works will - make you an EXPERT in Love Making.

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Koopa Art

2007-07-18T21:14:00.000-04:00

Turtle Kiss Fine Art

Koopa the Trutle

No Reserve!

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Invest In Iraq

2007-07-18T21:11:00.000-04:00

1000 New Iraq Dinars...

This is the opportunity of a LIFETIME! Purchase the new IRAQ DINAR.

It's value has been SKYROCKETING since it's inception in 2003.

You can buy them here for $2.99 per thousand, and experts are saying that it could very well return to it's NORMAL value of close to $3100.00 per thousand!

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Gold 100 Dollar Bill

2007-07-18T21:03:00.000-04:00

100 US-Dollar banknote made with pure 999.9 gold!

* Exclusively by Goldcoast * Unique Design * Real Gold * Hand Made *

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Slippery Sex Sheets

2007-07-17T22:43:00.000-04:00

SEX SHEETS WITH BODY PAINT

Perfect for slippery massages, food play or oil-wrestling, the Slippery Sex Sheet Set can inspire hours of erotic fun!

The set includes a re-usable, E-Z clean, plastic bed sheet and three bottles of blacklight activated glow-in-the-dark scented, squirtable neon body paints.

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Anti-Bush

2007-07-17T22:40:00.000-04:00

Anit-Bush President George Bush Bushisms Poster FUNNY.

This is an amazing poster in PERFECT condition.

It measures approx. 24 x 36 and is much better than the picture looks.

It is VERY rare!

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Used Wedding Band

2007-07-17T22:37:00.000-04:00

10 K White Gold Wedding Band.

This is not a raffle, sweepstakes, lottery or give a way.

You are bidding on a wedding bank & only a wedding band.

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