Sunday, July 29, 2007
Tapatio Hot Sauce
You are bidding on a bottle of Tapatio Hot Sauce (not for human consumption).
Anything that comes with the bottle is a gift from me to you.
Usted manda en una botella de Tapatio la Salsa Caliente (no para consumo humano).
Algo que viene con la botella es un regalo de mí a usted.
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Crayola Crayons
CRAYOLA CRAYONS
8 CRAYONS AND A BIG BONUS PRIZE $$$$ / TRUSTED SELLER
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A 8 PACK OF CRAYOLA CRAYONS. THIS ITEM IN PREFERRED BY ALL TEACHERS. ALL 8 CRAYONS ARE NON-TOXIC.
YOU GET 8 COLORS IN ALL (RED, YELLOW, GREEN, ORANGE, BROWN, BLUE, VIOLET, BLACK). ALL 8 CRAYONS HAVE BRIGHT AND VIVID COLOR TO IT.
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Warning Signs For Idiots
* WARNING SIGNS for IDIOTS * Funny College Poster__L@@K
This Poster is Simply Awesome!
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Mary Jane
Double Barrelled Peanut
Ladies and Gentlemen! There i was the other night innocently drinking a coldie, shelling peanuts on the side because the Mrs says i am too fat to eat chips,when i found it. Try shelling this baby one handed! I am a habitual peanut eater and buy em in shells cause it takes longer to eat em. In between swigging from me can scratching me nuts and burping in pefect tune it appeared.
I bellowed to the wench to look at my find but the chain was too tight and would not stretch to me couch. Anyway after i unlocked her, "house needed vacuuming" she said thats a weird one! Heated debate then ensued, including the neighbours who came over for a look therefore we had a masdebate. News spread soon and every elephant from every zoo placed a trunk call to leave a bid.
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I Will Tattoo Anything!!
I Will Tattoo anything on my Body of your Choice! READ!
This is a once in a Lifetime Oppurtunity to bid on A Walking Billboard!! I am prepared to have the winning bidder arrange to have anything tattooed on my Body.
You will be able to have any space on my body except for the Head, Face, Privates, or Palms. I Personally would prefer to have it on my back. The about of space would be 6 Inches by 6 Inches but is negotiable.
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Who Let The Tiger Out??
Who let the tiger out of the bag?
Was it one of my daughters?
All I know is I now have and empty box and that is what you are bidding on...
Items which I have pulled from my inventory to put into this empty box are:
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Potato Chip Crumbs
Hello have you ever wondered what to do with the the crumbs and the handful of chips left at the bottom of the bag? Every home has that situation where someone leaves just a sip of milk left in the jug, a little sliver of pie or a bag of chips with just the crumbs and broken chips left at the bottom of the bag.
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My House In Kansas
You are Bidding on My House!!
Whatever I leave in the house is a gift!!
My House is located in Haysville Kansas.VERY close to Wichita & Derby.
In a nice neighborhood!Park and schools are VERY close!!
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Magic Pet Rock
Here is my lone, magical, piggy pet rock. He has seen me through lots of tears and laughter.
He is magical because no matter what I'm going through I look down into my hand and there he is with his smiling piggy face looking at me and I always feel better.
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My Wedding Photo Album
Isn't it crazy how you can pay so much for something that can instantly be worthless?
Not my marriage - the wedding album.
We were married in 2000 and divorced in 2004.
Now I have this album.
The pictures are BEAUTIFUL and the memories are great...
I just don't want this anymore.
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Sketch of the Invisible Man
As many of you know, Strait Jack Inc. has an accomplished artist, Justin Sane, Who creates some of the more popular & entertaining artwork for the rabid fans of various movies, musical groups & TV shows.
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Mom's Mystery Money Soap
HELLO AND WELCOME TO MOMSMYSTERY MONEY SOAP AUCTION!
DO YOU HAVE LOVED ONES IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS HAVING TO KEEP AFTER TO GET THEM TO WASH UP?
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Do You Have A Pain In The Anus?
HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY PREPARATION H AUCTION!!
THIS AUCTION IS FOR ALL YOU EBAYERS OUT THERE WHO HAVE EVER HAD SOMEONE THAT HAS GIVEN YOU THE SAME DISCOMFORT AS A HEMORRHOID!
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Lost Spells
My Great Grandmother was a well Known Witch in Upstate New York. Her name was Lady Isabel. (Pictured above with a male Witch!)
When she died, my Grandmother, her daughter, inherited a trunk that contained her collection of spells. My Grandmother, in turn, left them to me when she passed on.
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Broken Blue Frisbee Mystery Auction
This is not a raffle, sweepstakes, lottery, or give a way.
You are bidding on a broken blue frisbee & only a broken blue frisbee.
Anything that comes with this frisbee is a gift from me to you.
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Get A Card
First OF all I must State that this auction is NOT a lottery, Raffle, Prize Drawing, or ANY type of Gambling, Game of Chance/Skill, Opportunity, Giveaway, Sweepstakes, Pool,
Contest/Competition, Wager/Betting Opportunity in any shape, form, or fashion. In addition, participants in this auction are not "winning" anything, as I am not distributing "Prizes" or monetary compensation as a "Prize".
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Human Sexuality
Be the Sexuality Expert - KNOW how to please your partner
with this comprehensive book on Human Sexuality.
Knowing how everything works will - make you an EXPERT in Love Making.
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Koopa Art
Invest In Iraq
1000 New Iraq Dinars...
This is the opportunity of a LIFETIME! Purchase the new IRAQ DINAR.
It's value has been SKYROCKETING since it's inception in 2003.
You can buy them here for $2.99 per thousand, and experts are saying that it could very well return to it's NORMAL value of close to $3100.00 per thousand!
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Gold 100 Dollar Bill
100 US-Dollar banknote made with pure 999.9 gold!
* Exclusively by Goldcoast * Unique Design * Real Gold * Hand Made *
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Slippery Sex Sheets
SEX SHEETS WITH BODY PAINT
Perfect for slippery massages, food play or oil-wrestling, the Slippery Sex Sheet Set can inspire hours of erotic fun!
The set includes a re-usable, E-Z clean, plastic bed sheet and three bottles of blacklight activated glow-in-the-dark scented, squirtable neon body paints.
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Anti-Bush
Anit-Bush President George Bush Bushisms Poster FUNNY.
This is an amazing poster in PERFECT condition.
It measures approx. 24 x 36 and is much better than the picture looks.
It is VERY rare!
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Used Wedding Band
10 K White Gold Wedding Band.
This is not a raffle, sweepstakes, lottery or give a way.
You are bidding on a wedding bank & only a wedding band.
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Haunted Ring Brings Love
I would first like to note that I am a scientific, empirical thinker. I am very skeptical of ghosts, magic, and any other force, being,
or power that I cannot prove through the means of science. With that in mind, I would like to share with you my experience owning the item for sale.
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What Is It
Flaming Love
Flying Pig
Ice Bat
JUST RELEASED!!
NEW 2 foot tall giant ICEBAT!!
GREAT GIFT!
photo shows regular size Icebat
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Mystery Easter Egg Hunt
THE MYSTERY EASTER EGG HUNT!
On to the good stuff!
So here's how it works - you purchase a Mystery Easter Egg from me.
As a thank you for your purchase, I will open your egg and see what gift is listed inside.
The gift I see is the gift you receive!
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Heathen With Crow
Monday, July 16, 2007
Barefeet Unique Foot Photograph
Mystery Envelope Money Game!
Yep, IT'S BACK!!
eBay's First Original Mystery E-Envelope Money Game!
The ONLY MYSTERY AUCTION ON eBay WITH REAL PAYOUTS!
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Charred Elmo Remains From Hell
In this auction the bidding is for a cute little Elmo book with sound effects and charred mini Elmo remains left over from the making of the video "Tickle Me Elmo Burns in Hell".
The legs have been severed from the torso with nice sharp scissors. Happy bidding!
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Lure Him
Pheromones send out silent, subconscious scent signals to the opposite sex that naturally trigger romantic feelings.
This scientifically designed pheromone-based fragrance provides you with one of the most precious and powerful forces of nature.
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Hand Slapper!
100 Spells On CD!
TWO MAGICK CDs IN ONE!
ALL NEW VERSION 3.0!
The Book of Shadows and The Compendium of High Magick
ALL ON ONE CD!
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Haunted Pics, Hypnotize Anyone!
All the secrets of hypnosis are laid bare in this amazing CD-ROM!
You will be able to hypnotize anyone!
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Mysterious Buried Treasure
The area I live in is rich with legend and lore involving Buried Treasures, Indians, and Civil War Camps.
The local cemetary boasts a monument which proclaims the first internment took place in 1873 and not far from here is a park which stands on the grounds of a Historical Fort which was used during the American Indian War in the 1790's.
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Model WooHoos
You too can model WooHoos floatation device.
Lets get the party started with the traveling WooHoo floation device!
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Holy Cow
The Super GIGACD 2006!
This Package is being offered FOR A LIMITED TIME!
YOU COULD REALLY USE THIS SOFTWARE AND SO COULD YOUR FRIENDS SO BE SURE TO BID ON SEVERAL COPIES BECAUSE THIS MAKES A GREAT GIFT!
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French Bistro Absinthe Spoon and Sugar Cubes
WHAT IS ABSINTHE?
ABSINTHE ON THE NET
French Bistro Absinthe Spoon & 10 LARGE Absinthe Cubes.
Classic styling and design make the French Bistro Absinthe Spoon one of my best sellers. It brings the ambiance of France into your home. No Passprt required. Sugar cubes included. Imported from France.
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Brainwashing Kit
FOR THIS AUCTION ONLY.. I will also send you $150.00 in Seduction Bonus downloads sent direct to your E-mail with this course!
Just in time… A NEW, CONFIDENT you that will be pleasing your needs as well as SEDUCING the Needs of ANY GIRL. Released one more time, This course offers you things that NO OTHER COURSE CAN, shop around, see for yourself but come back soon because this auction WILL SELL OUT as it will be ONLY SET FOR (3) days!!!
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Sunday, July 15, 2007
STFU
Hi you are bidding on my drawing of STFU!!!
Please CLICK HERE TO WATCH MY AUCTION!!!
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First Grail
The picture itself is in MINT condition. It features a young girl in a blue dress with big Bug Eyes and a tear drop down her right eye! The painting is called "First Grail" which was produced in 1962!
It's very wierd on how I obtained this painting... I was at an estate sale and I bought this because I remembered the Hasbro company doll "Little Ms. No Name." I originally thought to myself a Little Miss No Name PAINTING must be worth something and I'd try to sell it on eBay...
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1 Night with a Tech Geek
You are bidding on a single date with James B. the recently divorced Tech Geek from Los Angeles. James is a 28 year old Director of Technology for a company in Chatsworth, CA.
Some of his likes are music, DJing, dancing, wine, cars and ,of course, computers. He is a very sincere and fun person to be around. You will be able to choose where you go and what your itinerary for the evening will be.
There is, of course, some stipulations as to what can happen and what goes on during the date.
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Save a Honeybee!
Mysteryholics-Worldwide
SAVE A HONEY BEE MYSTERY AUCTION
Heres the deal fellow Mysteryholics and eBayers. The honey bee population is at an ALL TIME low!!
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Naughty Tooth Fairy Returns
Last night the Tooth Fairy came and filled up my pillowcase full of naughty and nice gifts you don't want to miss it.
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Kangaroo Scrotum Coin Bags
(3) GENUINE KANGAROO SCROTUM COIN POUCHES (Selling as one lot) With beaded leather drawstring and embossed 'Australia kangaroo pouch' logo.
Wonderful mementos and show pieces, or conversation dropper/stoppers! These have been professionally tanned - beautiful lightweight hard wearing leather embossed with official stamp.
These make great gifts - even for Gals -or can be sold for a profit (they usually fetch a high price)
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Penis Belly Button Ring
YES FREE SHIPPING! ALL OF MY JEWELRY ITEMS HAVE FREE U.S. AND CANADA SHIPPING NO MATTER HOW MANY PIECES YOU BUY! This auction is for a ALL STAINLESS penis belly button ring.The wild thing about this one is it has a small ring on the back that you pull to actually make this penis move up and down! It is halarious!
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Redneck Horn
The New 10 Saying Redneck Horn. This is the new Rage. Mount it on your Dash and when someone cuts you off, Press the horn button and you will hear What The Hell was that manuver! Get the Hell out of my way! Are you Frekin Blind!? Slow down dumbass, Walmart 's open all night!! and others. I would say Rated 'R', This one has them all! I will throw in the battery..(does not hook up to car horn.
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Hematite Singing Magnets
Fascinating Hematite Singing Magnetic Balls.
These things are totally addicting.
Great for kids 8 to 108.
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Winking El Diablo
Grinning & winking El Diablo head.
Mr. El Diablo would look very hot riding shotgun hanging from your rear view mirror, just winking & smiling the miles away with you.
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Vampire's Garden
It all began in 1883 in the small town of Exeter, R.I. when George Brown's wife Mary Brown succumbed to a mysteriour illness. Six months later, his 20 year old daughter Mary Olive also died.
On January 19, 1892, Mr. Brown's 19 year old daughter Mercy fell ill and also died of the mystery illness. Without cause or warning, Mr. Brown's teenage son Edwin Brown quite suddenly became frail and sickly. The people of Exeter Woods began reporting nocturnal sightings of the ghost of Mercy Brown...
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1 Dozen Rattle Snake Eggs!
wholesale lot of 12 items!
A great prank!
A noise and vibration prank that works by making people think it contains hatched rattlesnake snakes.
When they open the envelope it releases a wound up elastic band and this makes a washer rattle in the bag.
This can be reused in a variety of situations. Try putting one in a greetings card for a nervous friend!
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Stripper Pole Dancer
Welcome to a new era in auto accessories, the Car Kittens. Each of our Kittens boasts her own unique personality and traits. Each of the girls are straight out of the world famous strip clubs of Las Vegas.
It's simple, just slide the doll down your car antenna, and she will give you miles of pole dances, every time you drive. Unlike the real strippers of Vegas, these are low maintenance, and you'll be able to hang on to your dollar bills.
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Looknies Mooning Window Hanging Guy
Lady In Black
LADY IN BLACK!! WOW WOW WOW!!
(1) SIX FOOT REAL BLACK FEATHER BOA
(6) 33" METALLIC RED LOVE BEAD NECKLACES
(1) SET BLACK FURRY HANDCUFFS WITH KEYS
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Paris As Seen Through The Eyes...
PARIS AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF A BLIND MAN
THIS ORIGINAL WORK OF ART TOOK HOURS TO CREATE AND IS EVEN HAND SIGNED BY THE ARTIST! FRAMED IT MEASURES A STUNNING 6" X 8".
LOOK CLOSELY AND YOU WILL SEE THE ARC DE TRIOMPHE, THE LOUVRE, EIFFEL TOWER AND EVEN FELLOW ARTISTS ON THE BANKS OF THE SEINE.
WHETHER YOU ARE A CASUAL ART COLLECTOR OR AN INVESTOR LOOKING FOR A PIECE OF ART WHICH IS SURE TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, YOU MUST ADD THIS TO YOUR COLLECTION.
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Elvis Presley Birth Marriage and Death
He was (and is still) the KING OF ROCK AND ROLL. To honor Elvis Presley and his contribution to the music scene, I am offering a special auction for certificates of his time with us.
First, this is a copy of his birth certificate, second is a copy of his marriage lisence to Priscilla, and third is his autopsy report (2 sided). That's right ... you get all three!
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Buy My Hot Boxes
What I have to offer is Buy it Now Mystery Boxes!!!
These are not just any boxes!
These boxes will come to your door with Fabulous Gifts!
The retail value of these boxes will be at least 5X retail of the Buy It Now price!
There will be NO losers in this auction!
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Snow Parties
D' ziner Snow
Instant Snow
Just add water, mix & play..
Kids & adults love to play in the snow.
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Wacky Packages Promotional Bonnett
Good shape not sure when exactly made,,,
has a ton of the cards on it in a patern not homade...
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French Maid Et La Toilette
Get your morning paper here!
Here's something to give a brand new meaning to "oui oui!"
It's a delightful FRENCH MAID TOILET PAPER HOLDER!
Give your family and friends a tickle (a french tickle?) with this delightful bathroom accessory.
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Will You Blow My Monkey?
PLEASE HELP! AS YOU CAN SEE MY MONKEY DESPERATELY NEEDS A BLOW.
BE THE HIGH BIDDER ON THIS AUCTION AND YOU CAN BLOW MY MONKEY ANYTIME YOU LIKE IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME!
NOTE: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS AUCTION
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Nude Beach Sign
This is a REAL METAL SIGN (don't be fooled by cheap plastic copies) The sign is 12" by 18". FULLY WEATHERPROOF and able to withstand any outdoor elements, put it in the snow bank or the hot sun beating down!
There are no pre-drilled holes because everyone has a different way of displaying their sign so we thought we would not limit you to drilled hole mounting only. If you would like to mount it to a pole or on a wall you could easily drill holes to do so. This Sign is handmade in Montpelier, Vermont at our custom printing studio by our creative team.
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Inspector Needs Your Help
MEET The INSPECTOR!
He's come across another mystery!!
He needs to solve this case & fast!
But..... He needs your help!
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Cheese
One Dead Bug
This auction is for one Dead Bug.
As a member in good standing of The National Dead Bug Owners Association I guarantee this to be an authentic Dead Bug.
We do not deal in fake or live Dead Bugs.
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Phones From The Past
IF THIS DOESNT BRING BACK MEMORIES OF THE PAST YOUR TOO YOUNG TO GET IT. BEFORE THE PHONES OF TODAY TWO CANS WITH A LONG STRING MADE A WONDERFUL WAY TO VISIT WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT SECRETS, GIRLS, AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS THAT SEEMED IMPORTANT AT THAT TIME IN OUR LIFE.
50 FEET OF THE FINES VOICE TRANSMITTING STRING WILL BE INCLUDED. WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO SHOW YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN HOW ROUGH WE HAD IT. (IN THE GOOD OLE DAYS)
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Blue Fruit Loop
WooHoo Was floating in My Froot Loops this morning.
You are bidding on his Blue Froot Loop!!
Whatever else comes with the Blue Froot Loop is a Gift From Me to You!!
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Sasquatch Repellent
Created by Tim the eBay freak (or geek) who brings you some of the weirdest items on eBay! eBay seller ID Beavinsons or also know as DaddySoldMyToys!
One day I was thinking what could I make that is funny or weird that people would buy. Then it hit me EMPTY BOTTLES. You are bidding on a 4oz. empty bottle. I had the labels professionally printed so the funny packaging is fully believable.
THESE ARE GREAT GAG GIFTS! Put some water in it if you want to and give as a gift. Trick your friend by putting one in their medicine cabinet when they are not looking! It makes a great gag gift on someones desk!
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Dr. Natura Colonix
JOIN IN WITH ME TO RID BODY FAT
FROM OUR INNER BODY STARTING THIS JUNE 2007th year, AND CLEANSE
THE COLON AT THE SAME TIME!
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Cheat At Poker
Make Money Cheating at Online Poker!
Make Over $30,000 a Month Cheating at Online Poker!
A No Risk Way To BIG Money Payouts!
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Free Cable-Satellite TV
“Thats Right, Never Pay for TV again. Watch TV on your PC or Laptop Anytime You Want for FREE.
Watch Live Feeds from Your Favorite Shows and Sports Programs Without Paying a Penny"
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Kabbalah Manifesting Crystal
The Kabbalah Manifesting Crystal™
The Ultimate in Causal Engineering Technology
Everything in the universe vibrates and oscillates. Therefore the connecting link between all forms of energy is vibration, sympathetic harmony and resonance. By studying and applying the principles of quantum physics and esoteric science the psychonatical engineers at Life Technology™ were able to see beyond material matter and into the primary creative forces of nature.
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You Are a Piece Of...
Shit!
PERFECT FOR:
Ex-Boyfriends, Ex-Girlfriends, Ex-Husbands, Ex-Wives, Ex-Lovers, Ex-...
Your A-Hole Boss, Bullies, Pesky Neighbors, Best Friends, Moms & Dads, Brothers & Sisters...
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Electronic Exercise and Toning Belt!
Electronic Muscle Exercise, Toning and Relaxation Belt!
Whoever said "No Pain...No Gain" didn't have THE Ab Gymnic!
TONE YOUR MUSCLES WHILE AT WORK, HOME, OR EVEN ON THE ROAD!
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My Sports Betting System
Learn the secrets hot to win 97% of your sports bets from a statistics doctorate and betting professional.
I guareantee that once you've accessed my sports betting system, you will BLOWN COMPLETELY AWAY at how much money you'll make betting on sports!
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Disappearing Door Concept Car
I am very pleased to be able to offer this 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII prototype concept car.
This car started life as an ordinary 1993 Mark VIII but that is where the ordinary ends.
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125 Carot Natural Rough Emerald
In ancient mythology emerald was associated with mercury, the messenger of the gods and god of travel; it therefore follows that it is the protection stone of travelers. Emeralds from the vicinity of the red sea were the foundation of the wealth of the pharaohs.
Cleopatra sought to achieve eternal youth and beauty through the reflection of the most precious emeralds on her skin. The new world provided Europe with a rich source of emeralds. Many of the most famous emeralds were stolen from the Incas by the conquistadors.
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Thursday, July 12, 2007
Banana Phone
You are bidding on my Banana Phone. (Not for Human Consumption)
Anything else that comes with Banana Phone will be a free gift from me to you.
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DoubleMint Gum
You are bidding on my 5 stick pack of DOUBLEMINT GUM.
Anything that comes with it is a gift from me to you.
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Your Own Personal Life Coach From...
A PSYCH MAJOR!!
This is your chance for change. Order my services for only 19.99 for four weeks of intensive life coaching.
I am a third year psych major willing to be your personal life coach through email for one entire month.
I will email you at least once a day and over the course of a month we will set of a detailed plan to improve your life!
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Ritz
YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE RITZ
NOTHING MORE
ANYTHING ELSE THAT COMES WITH
THIS BOX OF RITZ IS
A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU
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Can of Bad Vibes
Buy Land on the Moon
You could win a telescope of similar value and function to the one pictured here!* ($2500 approximate value)
This purchase gives you 12 chances to win out of 225,000!
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Possible Metoroid
Mystery Chicken Egg Hunt Auction
What is this? Well what we have here is one of my many mystery auctions!
This paticular auction you are bidding on a Mystery Chicken Egg!
I have this crazy chicken (shown in pics) That keeps laying these wonderful mystery EGG$..
But im $ick of seeing the eggs so I have to move them out!
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Michigan J. Frog
Meet Michigan J. Frog!
Poor Michigan J Frog was... dismissed...
from the payroll when Warner Brother's was bought out and a sudden name change to Dayton's CW was announced.
Leaving Michigan J. to run the streets, parks & private property of unsuspecting Ohioians.
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End Fears and Phobias!
For People Who Want To Eliminate Fears And Phobia -- But Can't Get Started.
We know you are busy so let us get straight to the point.
Have you ever wished that you could live a life of confidence and happiness?
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3 Bags of Metal Circles
This is a round piece of metal with 3 holes in it.
It is 1 inch long and .5 inches wide. There are 12 in each bag.
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Nude Erotica
Straight from Las Vegas
* Mediaking* Presents:
Exquisite, Artistic, Female Nudes from the -
19th & early 20th centuries...
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Cherry Coke!
Cherry Coke
Cool down with this!
Try some Cherry Coke Barbecue Ribs
2 to 3 slabs (4 to 5) beef ribs
Cherry Coke to cover
Cherry Juice
Salt and pepper
2 to 3 raw
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Satan Fish
This Satan Fish parody plaque comes adhesive backed (cars and smooth indoor/outdoor surfaces) or with a magnet (for lockers, file cabinets, refrigerators).
We do not recommend magnets for cars (it'll be stolen in a week!)
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N/A Recovery Fest
A RECOVERY FEST VIII ADDICTS SIZE MUG. THIS IS A 15 OZ MUG.
BLUE IN COLOR WITH WHITE LETTERING.
THE PICTURE IS ON ONE SIDE AND THE SERVICE SYMBOL WITH RECOVERY FEST 8 AND REFUSE TO USE IS ON THE OTHER.
THERE ARE NO CHIPS OR CRACKS AT ALL.
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Choose Life!
Hey, Macarena!
Problem Blaring Bullhorn
You are bidding on a blank white envelope along with a very nice thank you note.
This auction is not in anyway a charity and shall not be advertised as so, I will not be held! responsible!, bidding is at own risk this is not in any way a Charity!!
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Dejected Rednecks Prom Dress
HI THERE, HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE SINCE I SOLD THE MOTHER- IN- LAWS ASS ON HERE. BUT MY NEPHEW FROM WEST VIRGINNA STOPPED BY AND TOLD ME BOUT HOW HE GOT JILTED FROM THIS YOUNG STARLET DOWN THERE JUST BEFORE PROM NIGHT. SEEMS SHE...
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Toilet Shaped Planter Or Mug
The whole concept just reeks of one big pun, doesn't it. This makes a great planter or mug, if you are so inclined, probably holds about 20 ounces of liquid.
In excellent condition. No chips, cracks or crazing. Guaranteed to be a great conversation piece no matter what or where you use it.
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HMO General Anesthetic
HMO FORMULARY APPROVED GENERAL ANESTHETIC-- THIS SHOULD BE ONLY USED BY PROFESSIONALS. IN MOST CASES ONLY ONE SWIFT BLOW TO THE HEAD WILL PUT THE PATINENT UNDER FOR ENOUGH TIME TO PROFORM SURGERY SUCH AS HAVING HIS WILD OATS TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT. UPON COMING TO NOT EVEN HEADON WILL BRING RELIEF.
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Scalar Wave Activated Water
The Theory Behind making Activated Water
Years ago the late Linus Pauling, a Nobel Prize winner in biochemistry, established the theory of water memory transfer to explain how information becomes transferred from one water molecule to another.
In 1999 scientists at the European Union Physics Lab in France finally proved that water transfers memory via covalent bonding. Other alternative researchers from Europe have extensively investigated the subtle implications of information transfer from one water source to another
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Bram Stoker Dracula's Castle
Bram Stoker Draculas Castle is for sale and I want it!
Its really cheap....only 30 million or so.
What a bargain. I would have paid at least 31 million.
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Get A Sense Of Humor!
What Everybody Should Know... About How To Bring Happiness And Laughter To Everyone You Meet!!!
We know you are busy so let us get straight to the point. Have you ever wished that you could constantly come up with the best medicine in the world: laughter?
If so, we would like to invite you to continue reading because we would show you shortly how you can make this dream come true.
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Lucky Horse Shoe
Welcome to my summertime, digital yard sale ... I have too much stuff ... no place to store it ... no basement or garage any more ... This is all good stuff, a lot of it is new, just never used ... save a trip to the store AND save gas too ...
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Killer Hawaiian Bungee Cord
Aloha!!! Welcome to our auction!
YESTERDAY, I WAS HELPING A FRIEND TAKE A LOAD OF RUBBISH TO THE DUMP. WE GOT EVERYTHING IN THE TRUCK AND STARTED TO STRAP IT DOWN WITH A BUNGEE. WE HAD TO STRETCH IT ALL THE WAY TO TRY TO CONNECT IT FROM ONE SIDE OF THE TRUCK TO THE OTHER. WITHOUT ANY WARNING THE BUNGEE SLIPPED AND SLAPPED ME HARD IN THE MOUTH. IT RIPPED A HOLE IN MY FACE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY LIP TO MY GUM, LOOSENED A TOOTH, CUT MY GUMS, BRUISED MY LEFT EYE, MY NOSE AND NECK AND SENT ME TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR 9 STITCHES.
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Leather Dungeon Razor Strap
Extraordinary Gear
Extraordinary Quality
Extraordinary Craftsmanship
Built with Extraordinary Passion
Extraordinarily Beautiful
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1890 Lawlessness Scrapbook
Aboriginal First Ghost
I am a logger in British Columbia, and as one of our long term employees was retiring, I took some pictures of his last day on the job. We are logging in old growth timber (mostly Hemlock/Balsam) up in a blind canyon.
When I previewed the pictures on my computer screen, I was amazed to see the face of what I believe to be a first nations (aboriginal) person clearly in the base of one of the logs . Why it is there? I have no idea. Who knows, had he died at the base of this tree and had his life force been forever entwined with that of the tree? I'd like to think so.
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Amazing 25 Carot Uncut Ruby
25 CT STUNNING NATURAL RUBY ROUGH UNCUT MINERAL RUBY25
The name comes from the Latin rubeus meaning `red. Because of its beauty and rarity, the Greeks called it the mother of all gemstones.
Aristotle wrote: `One of them is red like blood and is called rubinus. This is the best one of all.
The Romans called it`a flower among stones.`It is said that the ruby combines Eros, sensual love, and agape, spiritual love, and is therefore divine love in crystallized form.
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Internet Urinal
So, what we have here is an INTERNET URINAL!
On the back the captions read:
"Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber dating - The internet has become an addictive and time consuming force in many people's lives.
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Mystery I Spy Fun Balls
>>> MYSTERY * I Spy Fun Balls Puzzle Game * Poster <<<
This Poster is Simply Awesome!
You won't find a higher quality poster on eBay...
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Mantric Satin Lubricant
Kool Tin Mystery Auction
~ MMP ~ Here! This time we have a vintage Kool cigarette tin. Circa who the hell knows.
But I can tell you that whatever is inside it. Is my free gift to you.
Also please click on the blue & red "ME" next to my name. So you can see what my last auction went for. And what was actually won.
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101 Romantic Nights!
101 Romantic Nights Dice!
101 Romantic Nights provides great spur of the moment romantic ideas with a simple roll of the dice.
With a set of these, its never been easier to spice things up.
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Brand New Bodybag
YES IT'S A REAL BODYBAG
MAKES A GREAT GIFT
YES its new and never been used. Still sealed in plastic.
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Buddah Fish
This Buddha Fish parody plaque comes adhesive backed (cars and smooth indoor/outdoor surfaces) or with a magnet (for lockers, file cabinets, refrigerators). We do not recommend magnets for cars (it'll be stolen in a week!).
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Mystery Box
ROUND 5. A lot of nice and big gifts to give.
I have gave out some good ones in the other Rounds.
I'm sure the people receiving them will be very pleased.
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Christmas In July
1,603+ Positive Feedbacks...
Mystery Jewelry Auction!
A time tested Proven Mystery Jewelry Auction and Seller, liquidating Brand New REAL Gold - Diamond - Gem Jewelry
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Toilet Aquarium
Tank fits on any toilet bowl.everything is in the box for complete set up
plants,underground filters ,charcole,air pump,hose,background,gasket,
tank bolts, and siphon hose.
unique 2 tank system, both tanks are independent neither relies on the other
for operation. can use as a table top aquarium!!!
no direct sunlight in the bath = less water maintinance.
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Bug Snap Bubble Gum
4 packs, each quantity added is 4 more additional packs. This pack of gum looks and feels real. Offer your victim a stick of gum, and when they pull the gum from the pack, out pops a creepy cock roach. This bug is attached to a spring and will "jump" out of the pack onto the victims finger. Hilarious gag gift.
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Jesus Jeez-It
Howdy,
This Jesus sticky note set is awesome.
Comes in a great little book cover (4.5" x 3.5" x 0.65")
3 types of sticky notes
group of 5 color rectangular stickies
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What's On His Mind?
DD Stainless Steel Chastity Belt
It's finally here. The deal that you have been waiting for. DD Machinery presents the SS24-7. Our all steel chastity belt for men. The SS24-7 features a slim fitting stainless steel waist band. There are D-rings on both sides of the waist band. It has an ultra slim built in locking system that is nearly impossible to pick by even the best experts.
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Chastity Belt With Breast Plate
Well here's something you don't see everyday. I think this is a vintage chastity belt with a set of breast plates of somesort??
It is very old and stiff rusty but great for decor or rehab. Thanks for looking and please see my new store for other vintage clothing, jewelry and books.
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Fountain Style Douche Enema System
***WHY PAY A STRANGER TO GIVE YOU A HIGH COLONIC, WHEN YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME***
***BRAND NEW***IN FACTORY SEALED BOX***
***FAULTLESS GOODHEALTH FOUNTAIN STYLE COMBINATION DOUCHE AND ENEMA SYSTEM***
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Hillbilly Tattoo Sleeves
These have got to be the COOLEST things we have carried in a LONG time! Invisible mesh printed nylon sleeves that cover your whole entire arm to give the FLAWLESS illusion of a full arm sleeve tattoo! Since the mesh is fairly see through these will work well with ALL skin tones!
Now you can have the custom work without the pain or commitment! These sleeves are not cheap Chinese made sleeves! They will not run, they are completely washable and best of all, comfortable! Each pack comes with two completely different sleeves which can be worn on either the arms or legs!
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Bizarre Cheeto Sculpture
THIS AUCTION IS FOR THE MOST RARE.....
THE MOST UNUSUAL THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN ON EbAY!!!!
THIS CHEETO SCULPTURE EVOLVED IN A WAY THAT WILL (BOTH) AMUSE & AMAZE YOU!!!
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Love Gun Cupid Chucker Catapult
Love is in the air… literally! The Love Gun is a 5-3/4" (14.6 cm) red and pink plastic cupid cannon.
Just load one of the four tiny 1-1/4" (3.2 cm) plastic cupids into the compartment and shoot it at the girl or guy of your dreams. Love is not guaranteed. Illustrated blistercard.
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Signed 48 Hr. Marathon T-Shirt
Ok...First of all...
I think I am nuts for offering this Signed T-Shirt as I love it so much!
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Murphy's Law Sex Poster
VERY RARE Murphy's Law on Sex Poster FUNNY!
You are looking at a great poster. The poster measures approx. 24" X 36" and is perfect, unused, and rolled in a plastic protective tube.
It is perfect for framing or hanging on the wall. This is a great poster. Handy size for framing and/or as a gift.
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Mr. Gross Mouth
MR. Gross Mouth - He chewed tobacco and hardley ever brushed his teeth
This hinged model of the teeth, tongue and oral cavity shows the effects of smokeless tobacco use. Perfect for any DARE Officer or teacher as a prop to get the point across to the class. Don't pass this up if your serious about teaching.
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3 Pair Adult Vinyl Pants
Wear Your Condom
1 Really Mad Pizza Guy
Now Let's Piss Off the Pizza Guy!!
I just wanted you to have a little fun while you are bidding on My Complete Business Training Package!!
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Pampers Coupons
$4.50 worth for Pampers Wipes - expires 7/30/07
$4.50 worth for Pampers Diapers Jumbo pack or larger - expires 8/30/07
$4.50 worth for Pampers Diapers Jumbo pack or larger - expires 9/15/07
$15 worth for Pampers Diapers Mega Pack or larger - expires 7/30/07
(You can use Pampers coupons on Luvs items only at Target!!)
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Money Bag Full Of Cash
THE MYSTERY MAN (ME) HAS BEEN BUYING AND SELLING MYSTERY AUCTIONS FOR YEARS I AM IN IT FOR THE FUN NOT THE MONEY.
I HAVE TONS OF HAPPY RETURNING CUSTOMERS(THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE) AND TONS OF JUST PLAIN "OL" HAPPY BUYERS!!
I PARTICIPATE IN MANY EBAY GROUPS AND THERE FORUMS AS WELL. THIS IS A REAL MYSTERY AUCTION.I LET MY FEEDBACK SPEAK FOR ITSELF!
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Alternative To Holosync
Up for auction today is the second set of Alt Holia NLP, this course is brand new and has never been used and the CDs are guaranteed to work or your money back!
Just some of the Amazing Benefits of NLP - Increase Success and Creativity
Attitude Programming - Routine and Habit Programming
Enhanced State of Focus and Awareness - Increased Physical Awareness
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Party Pooper
Coors Light Beer Box Hat
This coors light hat is made from a real beer box and is officially licensed. They are made in the USA and made with quality. Think of how strong those boxes have to be to support the weight of 24-30 beers! Now add the stitched reinforcement that goes around the edge of the hat, with a wire ring inside.
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Paris Lepard Sexy Bling Bling
You see Paris Hilton and all the glam stars of today walking around with their pooches and they have on studded collars and fancy little shirts, designer carriers and dog cookies and so now, it's not just for the super rich,"
Some of the fancy things they are making for dogs these days include rhinestone satin jackets, sequined tank tops and little furry booties so their paws don't get cold. Do pets even know they're getting presents? Do they even care? "I think typically it's meeting a human need (rather) than the pet's needs,"
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Chastity Belt For Men
Take a look at our economy belt. Although it's designed mostly for play, it is designed for serious play. This belt is made with 24ga. Stainless steel, cover with black vinyl backing, and a clear vinyl over the front. Has the same slim and sleek designs as our deluxe belt. This belt is designed for short time play, and short time security.
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My Umbrella
Will you be the one to stand under my umbrella?
I'm giving up my umbrella
"Everything under my umbrella"
Is a gift from me to you!!
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My Butt
The "Jack Pack" is......
A lot of people, women and men alike, love staring at my butt.
The latter creeps me out a tad, but hey, to each his own...
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Mystery Boxes
Due to my auction being pulled I can't list what sort of gifts are in the boxes there are well worth the money.
There are very nice items. Here is some feedback I have received from the buyers so you can get an idea of what you could receive.
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Ruin Anybody
People become "missing" for a variety of reasons. If the person has taken flight from the authorities for criminal acts, it is not likely this person will leave behind the typical "trails" that investigators look for. This is why you need:
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Quantum Microvortex
THE QUANTUM MICROVORTEX DNA ACTIVATOR™
12 Strand DNA Activation For Spiritual Transformation.
What is DNA?
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Amethyst Purple Ray Activator
THE AMETHYST VIOLET RAY ACTIVATOR™
Incorporating Amethyst Crystal For Healing And Transformation
YOU ARE A BEING OF LIGHT
From your innermost essence to your physical body, you are made of and nourished by a continuous flow of life force. This life force is a current of light which springs from the source of life itself. When it flows freely, you experience joy, vitality, and vibrant health.
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Fat Burning Belt
Imagine Yourself Literally MELTING Unwanted Fat From Your Waist And Other Problem Areas....
While Watching TV, Reading Your Favorite Magazine Or Even Sitting At Your Computer Surfing The Web.....
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Feng Shui Potent Sex Pheromone
The long awaited STRONGEST LEGAL STRENGTH - scented pheromone cologne!
Max Pheromone (tm) is by far the BEST and the STRONGEST Pheromone product!
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Canon Plans
Both the Launcher (bazooka type) and the Mortar add on plans all in one!!!!!!!
Gotta Like that!!!!!!!!
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Akita Pup Hood Mask
FULL LEATHER HOOD
Akita hood has been our best seller and for 2007 we made it even better.
Top grain cowhide leather that is thick yet buttery soft is used on the outside and inner lining.
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Time Travel Database
What is time? Is time travel possible? For centuries, these questions have intrigued mystics, philosophers, and scientists.
Much of ancient Greek philosophy was concerned with understanding the concept of eternity, and the subject of time is central to all the world's religions and cultures. Can the flow of time be stopped?
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Sexual Power Activator
Pen Pal
You will not see me, but you will like me. I am the Pen Pal for life you have been looking for. I am nothing special. I am not famous.
I have a life, family and job. Intersting yes. Is this differnt to you. To some yes to other's it sounds cool. I could be near you or far away.
Winner gets my email then we began a lifetime of pen pal. Nothing will be sent via mail. All email.
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Wall Mounted Gumball Machine
A real-life working lolly dispenser, which makes an original and novel hanging decorationin any room! Set inside a silver frame, the Gumball Machine has a clear window allowing you to see all your chewy delights, and makes for a fun and colourful wall feature Turn the silver knob to liberate your candy!
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Jackal Latex Gas Mask
Jackal Gas Mask - Be the Life of the Party!
Wild Gasmasks is run by R. Collazo, the designer of the gas mask in this auction. This piece is made with great care to assure the best quality; made from 100% natural latex and 3mm thick for serious latex enthusiasts. This gasmask uses standard 40mm NATO thread and can accomodate other available mask accessories.
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Unlock Your Inner Chimp
Quit monkeying around with all those look-alike keys - pop a perky primate on top! Mon-KEYS are stretchable durable covers that fit over almost any shape key, adding a playful touch to a normally ho-hum object. You can even give ‘em names. I call mine Cheeky, Che, Kong, Darwin, Spank, and Nigel. 6 Mon-Keys come packed on a clear peggable clamshell card per lot.
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Giant Ugly Doll
Rock Or Birds Egg?
Rock / Stone / Pebble that looks like a bird's egg.
You are bidding on a small rock that looks like a bird's egg.
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Custom Wedding Cake Topper
Step 1: Send us your clear photo by e-mail.
Remarks: As photos are the main component for producing the hand-made customized ceramic doll, photo selection is very important.
Step 2: choose the pose
We provide 5 different best selling pose for your selection, please choose one. If you have special pose, please tell us.
Step 3: We will make sculpture according to your photo.
After this is done, we proceed to the first high temperature heating process, which have to be completed before proceeding on to do the features of customers. Upon completion of the features process, our first quality control check is carried out before going through the heating process again. Finally, after second heat-up, the artist will work on the make-up and hair-do of the doll.
Step 4: Your OOAK sculpture finished
After a final round of quality control and approval, the product is sent to the assembly and packaging department to mount with the body and landscape. The finished product is carefully handled and packed for dispatch to our customers.
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Stickler Vehicle
You are looking at the Stickler, vehicle mounted and powered log splitter. Mounted on the rear hub of your vehicle, it works like a giant woodscrew to split the round of wood.
It truly is the fastest and easiest way to split your firewood. But you don't have to take just my word for that. Following is a direct quote from Mother Earth News Magazine.
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Martian Stress Doll
This little bugger is 4 1/2" tall and made of soft orange rubber.
When you squeeze it, its eyes, ears and nose pop out.
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Rosie The Riveter Bobble Head
With a confident nod from her oversized head, the Rosie Nodder will give you the reassurance you so desperately need. Each 7" tall, hard plastic figure captures the likeness of Rosie the Riveter, the inspirational poster girl representing the women who worked on the home front during WWII. Her "We Can Do It" motto is printed on the base to give you the extra encouragement you need to navigate traffic or finish a project before the deadline.
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Out Of Body Experience
Have you ever wished you could experience something so amazing it would change your life forever?
Maybe say hello to friends or family who have died and talk with them or other spirits to get some advice.
How about spending some time on a beach in the Caribbean without having to board an airplane or paying a visit to your past or future.
While in your Astral Body they are all possible, the limits are only the bounds of your imagination.
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Happiness!
*Note: This item is an Audio Mp3 Download of the Subliminal CD.
No physical product would be shipped.
Download instructions would be made available to you after payment.
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Deviant Housewife...
Albert Einstein Action Figure
Albert Einstein's name has become synonymous with brilliance. What better way to celebrate the man who is probably the most important thinker of the 20th century than with an action figure?
Dressed for intense classroom action, this 5" tall, hard plastic Einstein Action Figure stands with a piece of chalk in his hand, poised to explain relativity or do battle with the forces of entropy.
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Sigmund Freud Action Figure
Celebrate the great achievements of the man responsible for modern psychotherapy.
5" tall and holding a distinctly phallic cigar.
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Pig Hat!
Oinking Pig Hat with Sound and Lights!
This hat will fit children, teens and adults.
It is perfect for Easter, Snowboarding, Halloween, Christmas gift, School Plays or NFL football games and parties.
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Something You Want
I will send you a package. In it you will find things that you wish to have or was thinking to get but shay to get it in a store all products are new in the box the total value of it will be up to $100 or so in stores this is not for your kids it is for you or the one you love...
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Mission Imposible Boobs
You are looking at 2 great wooden BOOBS
THESE WERE USED TO SHOW THE DIRECTIONS TO THE FILM SET WHEN "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" WAS BEING FILMED IN AUSTRALIA
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20 Fart Bags
Safe Can Fire Extinguisher
Become Invisible!
Digital delivery only: This is a digital item.
Digital delivery information provided by the seller will be made available immediately upon payment.
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Trebuchet?
(SLINGSHOT/CATAPULT)
FULLY WORKING
GEOMETRICALLY TO SCALE
LOAD IT UP...
...AND PULL THE LEVER (TRIGGER)
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Attract Women
"Attract Women....."From a Womans Point of View" + 15 Sexy Shower Pictures!
For the Average Frustrated Male, Who's Unlucky With Women or the guy who just wants more...
Stop Chasing After Women, and Let the Women Chase You...Learn Proven, Secret Techniques That Will Make Ladies Fall in Love With You Every Single Time!
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WooHoo Penis Enhancement!
The EXTENDERPLUS® Enlarger normally sells for $298, GET IT HERE ON EBAY FOR $199.95
DON'T BE FOOLED BY THOSE GADGETS OR MIRACLE CREAMS OUT THE MARKET!
GET THE REAL THING WITH PROVEN RESULTS!
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Ca. Town For Sale
Digital Aerial photography of Bridgeville CA and the rest of Humboldt County California.
The Aerial Photography CD will change the way you view your county!
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Psychotronic Money Magnet
The Psychotronic Money Magnet™ Ultra Advanced Micro Version 1.0
The Ultimate in Financial Abundance Engineering Technology
The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet™ Micro Version 1.0 has been introduced to allow the greatest number of people to experience the blessings of Financial Abundance Engineering™.
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Harley Barbie
Wears a very hip black leather jacket with silver studs & working zipper.
A Harley T-Shirt
Black leggings & Biker boots with buckles!
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Break Up Bandages
Heal your wounded heart with one of these sassy bandages.
Let the bandage do all the talking and you might just get a date.
"Single and Ready to Mingle" written on bandage.
Contains 20 Bandages in a beautiful tin.
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Wake Up Call
*Note: This item is an Audio Mp3 Download of the Subliminal CD.
No physical product would be shipped. Download instructions would be made available to you...
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Bling Bling
You are bidding on a mystery box and only a box.
Anything that comes with this box is a gift from me to you.
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Unopened Football Packs!
We have just acquired Millions of Football cards from an estate sale of a former sports card store owner!
Above is just a small sample of this huge collection of unopened boxes and cases that we have acquired.
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5 Carot Diamond Ring!
1 of a kind, original, authenic, handmade platinum diamond ring.
It has traveled far to many places. With countless hours and months that has been put into it...
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Peanut Shaped Like Baby Chick
Most Amazing Bar Of Soap!
Bird Doo
Naughty Tooth Fairy!
Welcome to the Naughty Tooth Fariy Auction
Last night the Tooth Fairy came and filled up my pillowcase full of naughty and nice gifts you don't want to miss it.
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Devil On The Can
Devil On The Can Velvet Painting: SATAN on BLACK VELVET
This is an original hand-painted Tijuana Black Velvet Satan Painting from "The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc. ~ The Limitless Edition" ~
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Name A Gymnasium
Did you ever want a facility named after you or a loved one? School gymnasium name available!
Disclaimer: Must be approved by nonprofit501(3)(c) Board of Directors (non-offensive).
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2 Used Jockey Thongs
2 pairs of Jockey brand thongs.
One is white and the other is blue.
Both are size large and have been worn and washed.
They are in good condition and very comfortable.
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Real Tooth Necklace
I don't know where this necklace came from.
I think it came with a house I bought in a "bad part" of town.
It's made up entirely of teeth (none human) joined by a leather strap.
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Razor
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A RAZOR ONLY..
*ANYTHING THAT COMES WITH IT IS A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU*
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Seduction Guide Girls With TV
Over 300 pages of research & techniques!
Here's the table of contents - General rules:
3 seconds to success -
How to look & Feel you best...
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Adult Novelty Toilet Paper
GREAT ADULT GIFT
A TALKING PIECE FOR THE TOILET
Erase a bad memory with every single wipe!
It's cheaper than a lawyer!
It's more fun than therapy!
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Haunted Picture
*WARNING*
This picture is haunted!
The picture was given to me recently by a relative who says that the souls of up to three murdered joggers appear to be jogging on the trail!
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My Monkey Is Giving All Of My Stuff Away
WELL, WHILE THE LAST ENVELOPE AUCTION WAS RUNNING,
AND THAT DARN MONKEY WAS GIVING
ALL MY STUFF AWAY.
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Cheez Whiz
It's Baaack!
You are bidding on a jar of CHEEZ WHIZ!
(not for human consumption).
Anything that comes with the jar is a gift from me to you!
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Bearded Man On Butter Knife
You just won't believe this until you see it!! I couldn't believe my eyes when I glanced down at my cutlery on my placemat at a local restaurant.
We were out for dinner at! I happend to glance down and the light was hitting the butter knife and right away all I saw was a bearded mans face in the water stain!
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Handmade Chenille Quilt
Proceeds from this auction go to
.....North West Disability Services.....
to provide services and resources for it's clients
This gorgeous quilt was handcrafted by a wonderfully talented volunteer
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George Bush Jr's Presidential Watch
GEORGE BUSH'S WATCH
OK, FIRST I EXPLAIN. MY NAME IS VALMIR. I AM GREAT ALBANIAN MAGIC MAN. WHEN GEORGE BUSH COME MY COUNTRY, MY FRIENDS BET ME I CANNOT TAKE GEORGE BUSH WATCH.... I WIN BET.... NICE!
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Historic Stag Film Projector
This film projector showed the very first stag film even seen in East Moline, IL back in 1947. Some boys, just back from the war, got together for their friend's bachelor party. Elmer Ditmeier was to marry Lucille LeGrande the next day, but his buddies, all with the 121st Airborne, wanted to have a proper send off ol' Elmer.
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Nilla Wafer Box!
NILLA WAFER BOX!!!!
NOTE: ANYTHING ELSE I GIVE YOU IN THIS AUCTION IS MY GIFT TO YOU!!!
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Holy Cow Shocking CD!
WE ARE ALMOST OUT OF STOCK ON THIS CD!
WE HAVE ONLY THE QUANITY IN THIS AUCTION AND WE WILL NOT MAKE ANOTHER!
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Gold Capped Tooth
This auction is for an old gold capped molar I got in a box at a garage sale.
I don't know much about, like how much it weighs or anything, or how many karats, etc
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Diamonds! Rubies! Monster Mystery Auction
MONSTER $3500 MYSTERY BOX AUCTION!
Welcome to my Monster mystery box!
This auction is guaranteed to be valued over $3000.00!!
You are bidding on A Monster mystery box and only a box, the Free gifts inside are just that FREE gifts!!
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Traveling Shoes Round 7
You are bidding on 1 pair of Traveling Shoes!
Hanes Her Way size 6
Simply add your name & state and re-auction them off.
Free Bonus! Smiley Laces Included!
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WooHooMysteryMan Memorabilia
The Ultimate WooHooMysteryMan Collection is now up for sale!
Everything is included in this 1 lot.
If you are a WooHooMysteryMan Fan, don't miss out on this one time only opportunity!
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137 LB Rubber Band Ball
VERY LARGE BALL OF RUBBER BANDS. MY GOAL WAS TO BEAT THE WORLD RECORD.
I GOT OFF TO A GOOD START BUT IT BECAME PRETTY EXPENSIVE. I AM READY TO PASS THE BALL OFF.
IT CURRENTLY WEIGHS A LITTLE MORE THAN 137LBS.
ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THAT IS A LOT OF RUBBER BANDS. AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE COUPLE OF PICTURES IT IS RATHER LARGE
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Starhawk Walking To Mercury
"The word mercury conjures many images--the messenger god, the planet that rules over communication, the liquid metal that defies attempts to be held--images that form the backbone of Walking to Mercury, a story chronicling the early life of Maya Greenwood. Readers familiar with Starhawk's fiction may remember Maya as the 21st-century rebel leader who was introduced in...
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SE Texas Ceiling Fan Dust
BE THE FIRST TO OWN YOUR VERY OWN GENUINE AGED SOUTHEAST TEXAS CEILING FAN DUST. THIS IS A COLLECTION OF ABOUT THREE MONTHS WORTH SO I KNOW THAT IT HAS AGED TO PERFECTION AND WAS READY TO BE HARVESTED. THIS IS A VERY RARE FIND AND WILL NEVER BE DUPLICATED.
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Choose My Next Tattoo
I am giving you the chance of a lifetime! You get to chose what my next tattoo will be. It will go on my left arm. Tattoo dimensions will not exceed 3" wide by 2" high.
Want me to have your website tattooed? Your name? Your cartoon character? Anything you want will permanently be tattooed on me until I die!
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Weird Looking Knife
Very weird looking. Is it a knife got me but it sure is cool looking.
Has a nylon carrier. Measures 8 7/8" long and 4" wide.
Carrier has a place so can be carried on a belt. Very sharp. New still has wrapping.
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Bogart And Fields Caricature Statues
Delightful pair of caricature-like statues resembling Humphrey Bogart and WC Fields. They are 16" tall and although I'm not quite sure what the material is, they are very heavy. They are in good condition with just a few signs of wear.
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Personalized Email From Me
I'll make this real simple. BUY MY STUDENT LOANS.
Pay in full or buy what you want of it.
I've got enough to share so if you want to go in as a group that is also fine.
If you have always wanted to know what it is like to be a student fresh out of school here is your chance.
To see what it feels like. Live the high life.
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Bendy Ronald Reagan
1987 Spitting Image cardboard box with a free Spitting Image Bendy. At least this is how it is advertised on the box. This Bendy is Ronald Reagan.
These things are a little weird. They are made of foam rubber. You put your fingers into holes that are in the back of the head, and can "animate" the face.
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2 Headed Mouse
FREAK 2 HEADED MOUSE CIRCUS SIDESHOW GAFF. THIS MUSEUM QUALITY FREAK GAFF WAS MADE BY FIENDISH CURIOSITIES "PROF. BURNABY Q. ORBAX .THIS GAFF WAS MADE FROM REAL MICE. MODERN TAXIDERMY TECHNICS WAS USED TO LAST A LIFE TIME.
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8 Natural Pressed Four Leaf Clovers
This is for a lot of 7 four leaf clovers and one with five leaves (the one at the bottom middle).
These have all been picked by me in my yard in Virginia that's FULL of clover patches.
I'm constantly looking for them and will usually find one if I look hard enough. So....these that I'm offering to you come from months of searching!
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Seizure Inducing GIF
This is a standard GIF animation file.
If you can put this file on your Windows desktop background in "tile" mode and then stare at the result without inducing a seizure, you probably do not have an epileptic condition.
Not medically accepted nor approved. The buyer assumes all responsibility for use and distribution of this file.
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Heart Shaped Potato
Rare one of a kind Beauty! 100 % Pure Russett Potato. I opened a 10 pound sack of spuds, Reached in and out came this almost perfect heart shaped potato or I could see where it has a very strong resemblance to some serious vegetable cleavage [Chest or Butt] It's aprox. 3 1/2 inches tall and about 3 inches wide and 1 1/2 inches thick. It weighs in at 7.6 ounces.
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Green Felt With...
This is a large green felt piece of fabric packed in a plastic sleeve and rubber bands.
I could not figure out what ti is when we found it at my Grandpa's house.
In his usual methotical way he spend more time and money on preparing and storing something. Inside the roll is a jigsaw puzzle.
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No Advertising!
I am now selling my "Pride and Joy" ...
My "Bread and Butter Money-Maker" ...
My Most Impressive Passive-Income Website EVER
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Looking For A Caboose?
This caboose belonged to a bachelor who lived in it full-time for several years. He relocated and has decided to sell this fully outfitted caboose. This is the real thing, not a toy or just a building made to look like a caboose. This one actually ran the rail for many years.
When it was retired he bought it and converted it to his living quarters. It has cooking stove, refrigerator, AC, shower, kitchen sink, sleeping area, and water heater. It's wired for phone and electricity. It's plumbed for hot and cold water, sewage and gas.
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Mike Tyson Boxer Jail Suit
MIKE TYSON DOLL
Mike is decked out in a prison outfit. this doll was produced around 1993 when mike went to jail.
Mike has a vinyl head and boxing gloves.
His body is cloth. It comes mint in original bag.
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God Touched My Bible!
I was reading my bible one night around 11:30, and it started to flap by itself. I thought i was shaking the bed, so I just laid there motionless but the two side continued to move about half an inch up and down.
I checked the air, but the current wasn't even close to the bible, and also there were no windows open. It moved for about 40 seconds until i closed it and opened it back up.
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Haunted Talking Chucky
My wife and I recently began acting as a half-way house for an adoption agency, which allows us to temporarily house children until they are adopted by foster parents.
Last month we welcomed a kind 8 year old boy named James into our home. A very kind and self-kept boy, James spent most of his time playing with this doll, which initially reminded me of the ‘Chuckie’ doll from the movie Child’s Play...
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Bug Terminater
You are Viewing A...
You are about to witness The ultimate in Mother natures...
BUG and Varmint control system...
If you are the least bit squeemish.. about viewing death and turmoil...
Laced with anxiety, desperation, and down-right stark terror....
Then you need not proceed any further...
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Real Alligator Head
THIS IS A 6" REAL ALLIGATOR HEAD THAT I ACQUIRED AT AN INDIAN POW WOW.
THEY ARE NOT SEEN EVERY DAY. IT IS DRIED AND COATED FOR PROTECTION.
IT IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION AND HAS ALL OF HIS TEETH.
THE MOUTH IS OPEN SLIGHTLY TO SHOW THOSE POINTY DAGGERS.
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My Undying Love And Affection
If you are the winner of this auction, you will receive:
-A printed certificate, signed by me, Hunter (an attractive, 21 year-old Californian male,) certifying that you are the focus of my undying love and passion.
-Some pictures of me to show your friends the one who loves you so dearly.
-My perpetual love and desire for you, body and soul.
Will you win me? You decide!
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Apple Iphone Bought By Spike Lee
Keep A Child Alive is a campaign that offers people the opportunity to provide lifesaving antiretroviral (ARV) medicine and support services directly to children and families with HIV/AIDS in some of the worlds poorest countries.
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Trebuchet Slingshot
Pirates Of The Caribbean
AARGH!! ME HEARTY'S
DIRTY HARRY'S PROUDLY BRINGS YOU...
THE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW COSTUME.
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Think Your Good In Bed?
You could be better...
Instant Download With Immediate Paypal Purchase!
Many Pictures and Diagrams To Help You Be Better In Bed!
A recent survey shows that 70% of women either have cheated, are cheating, or would take the chance to do so if given the opportunity. Once a woman has a man, their sexuality is forced into a predictable role and their sex life becomes bland and repetitive. Yet, deep inside, they remain to be the same sexual beings they always used to be.
A girl friend of mine who I talked to just a month ago amitted to me that she cheated on her husband for a potbellied, jobless, live-at-home bum. She told me she had never found another lover like him again and couldn’t resist satisfying in her guilty pleasure.
After reading my eBooks, you will learn how to meet her sexual desires and turn yourself into the man she has always fantasized about.
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Urine Blacklite?
FIND OUT WHERE SPOT DONE IT WITH THE URINE BLACKLITE.
SHINE ON THOSE CRAZY SPOTS AND FIND OUT WHERE THAT NASTY SMELL IS COMING FROM.
GREAT FOR PARTIES TOO!!
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Sunscreen
Leather Hanging Supspension Swing!
~ One Man, One Workshop ~
~ One Piece at a Time ~
Each and every item is made by PaddleDaddy himself.
Whether it's working with wood or leather, I believe everything I make should be functional and beautiful at the same time.
My gear is all handcrafted in my shop using the finest hard and soft woods, high quality latigo leather, and durable hardware.
Product designs are constantly test by experienced players to ensure that you will get the most value and enjoyment out of your purchase.
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Fly Swatter
Chicken Noodle Soup! For The Soul?
A CAN OF "AMERICA'S FAVORITE" CAMBELLS CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP. SOUP IN THE CAN IS GOOD, HOWEVER POLICY RULES STATE THAT THIS WILL NOT BE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.
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Pure Cane
Latin America's Finest!
You are bidding on 100 grams of pure crystal powder.
It belonged to my deadbeat husband before he cheated on me with my best friend. Payback is a $#!*%
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Last White Rat Autograph Vanbiesbrouck?
Scott "Rat" Mellanby killed a rat in the locker room and started the plastic rat throwing craze early in the 1995-96 season that accompanied Florida's run to the finals. Rat Throwing Panthers fans saw their young team ride the coattails of netminder John Vanbiesbrouck and 30-goal man Mellanby to an unbelievable 92-point season.
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College Term Papers For Sale
ALL TOPICS, WRITTEN BY SUCCESSFUL WRITERS AND CHECKED BY TEACHERS.
Acceptance Essays American History
Anatomy Physiology Animal Science
Anthropology Architecture
Art Astronomy
Biographies Book Reports
Business Computers
Economics Education
Engineering English
Environment Ethics??
European History Foreign Languages
Geography Government/Politics
Health/Beauty History
Human Sexuality Legal Issues
Marketing Mathematics
Medicine Movies/TV
Music Mythology
Philosophy Physics
Political Science Psychology
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Transformer
1984 (c) Transformer, SHOCKWAVE, part of the Decepticon Operations
Transforms from a Laser Gun to a Robot and back
Has original Toys R Us price sticker of $23.97
Never Opened
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Priceless Art
AN ORIGINAL DRAWING/DOODLE!!!
I'm not sure what the image is, but it does draw laughter out of anyone when they see it.
The composition was drawn on a torn of piece of a beer box (Miller lite to be specific) and it was drawn with a sharpie marker.
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Farts In A Jar
I have been farting in this jar for a couple of weeks now, and I think it's finally full. You're bidding on this stinky, smelly jar of my gas.
Play a prank on your friends!
Enjoy the smells for yourself!
Whatever!
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Butt Crack
A real chocolate chip cookie butt crack!! what a find in a bowl of cookies.
Its fresh and clean just cracked the seal today june24,07.
Along with the cookie you will get a roll of toilet paper to keep your cookie clean.
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Cheezies Rare Exotic Bird
100% RARE! NO OTHER LIKE IT!
You are bidding on a rare 2007 Hawkins Cheezie Bird look-a-like cheezie! Cheezie is exactly as shown!
I found this Hawkins Cheezie in a bag of cheezies at work, it was lunch time and it was the last bag of cheezies in the vending machine. I wanted a snack so I bought the cheezies.
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Day Of The Dead Bride
HERE IS A REALLY NICE DAY OF THE DEAD BRIDE.... CUSTOM MADE WORK OF ART I CREATED... (MEASURES: 6 1/4 INCHES TALL X 2 4/8 INCHES WIDE AT THE BOTTOM).... AWESOME PAINT JOB I DID ON THIS PIECE....
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Piece Of The Berlin Wall!
Lineman Belt Garden City Ks.
You are bidding on aBelt buckle says on front" Underground-Overhead-Metering School, 1984, Garden City, Ks", and backWheatland Electric Coop Inc., Garden City, Ks. 67846, LIMITED EDITION No. 140 of 300, Ultra Ent. Inc, Denver, Colo, Copyright 1983. In good shape, about 3" across.
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Viola And Daisy Hilton Siamese Twins
This photograph shows "Siamese" twins, Daisy Hilton typing while her inseparable sister Viola sews. 1924, November 29.
The archival index card that accompanied the photograph stated: "Twins are capable of earning living in practical pursuits."
Actual photograph is much sharper and detailed than the resolution scanned image used here.
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Scary Faces On Bread
I sliced some french bread and two of the slices have very scarey faces on them. These faces have not been altered and are actually as you see in the picture. The bread has been dried and is hard to the touch. No mold or mildew. The smiles on the face are sinister.
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George W. Smokin...
Never easy to find, these pendants have been made by hobos, vagabonds, and traveling craftsmen for decades.
They probably became the most famous for being sold at Grateful Dead shows since the sixties, but were being made long before that.
Likely the first was made in 1932, the year that Washington first appeared on the US quarter...
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2 Envelopes Sent To Paris Hilton In Jail
FROM YOUR FAVORITE STAR'S TRASH STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOME!
We guarantee that each item comes from the trash bins outside the celebrity's home!*
This auction is for:
Own a piece of Hollywood history! Set of 2 framed stamped and opened mail envelopes sent to Paris Hilton, Century Regional Detention Facility, Booking #9424185, 11705 S. Alameda St., Lynwood, CA 90262.
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Star Trash Paris HIlton
FROM YOUR FAVORITE STAR'S TRASH STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOME!
We guarantee that each item comes from the trash bins outside the celebrity's home!*
This auction is for:
PARTY ANIMAL Organic gourmet empty dog food can! People Magazine online reported that six cases of this gourmet dog food were delivered to Paris' house, along with a large fruit basket from Edible Arrangements that included chocolate-covered strawberries, grapes and melons on Thursday, June 7, 2007.
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International Wind-Breaking Contest
- THE ORIGINAL VINTAGE -
INTERNATIONAL
WIND-BREAKING
- CONTEST -
Excellent, like new. CD is scratch-free...
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Fight For The Little Guy!
Ok, here’s the deal. I was a victim of predatory lending. I’m not saying it isn’t my fault, but I was definitely lead down the rosy path!
I am the third generation to live on this farm and this is my last shot to keep it. I understand this may seem a little weird, a gimmick if you will, but definitely not any sort of scam.
I want to be clear on what you are getting. I am selling off the farm in square feet, 1 inch thick. If you really want, I can box up and send you a one foot by one foot by one inch equivalent bag of good Minnesota black dirt for 99 cents plus shipping and handling or preferably you would leave it where it is and know you helped out a nice guy!
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Hell Raiser Music Box
"LeMarchand's first and arguably most classic, puzzle construct. It's complexity was managed by expanding on the design of a similar box designed and constructed by Albertus Magnus in the thirteenth century. When operated properly, a pleasing melody issues from within which belies its true nature."
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Cell Daru
This is an auction for Cell Daru the AA Battery, if you buy this auction, you would have this wonderful battery Cell Daru the Battery is special because you don't have to feed it, and you don't have to put so much time into taking care of it.
He loves to hear your stories this is great for those people who love to talk.
There are many people out there who would appreciate someone so special like Cell Daru. So act fast bid and win this wonderful character.
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Keep The Kids Cool This Summer!
Unleash the kid inside you!
With...
D'ziner Snow - Instant SNOW!
Just add water, mix and play!
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Original Pet Poo
Show that you can, indeed, give a poo: to your friends, co-workers, bosses, loved ones, not-so-loved ones and so on (the possibilities are endless!).
Best of all, our poos don't stink! It's scent-free and durable (we've thrown it against a brick wall and it bounced!).
Our Pet Poos are approximately 1.5" in diameter (a convenient size that will fit in your purse or pocket!). It's deluxe carrying case, made of translucent plastic polyethelene is approximately 2" high and wide.
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Frog Shot Glass Holder
HE is a girthy 4 inches tall - Glass covers head and shaft leaving balls exposed.
Perfect condition.
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Bag Of Grits
One Bag Of REAL Grits!
If you never tried 'em, you been missin' out on one of the best tastin' southern foods of all times.
They're so good, you'll wanna eat 'em with your hands...
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Please Help Me Get To The Races
WELL WORN BUT REALLY COMFORTABLE PAIR OF LEVI 501 BUTTON DOWN BLUE JEANS THAT MY WIFE FOUND WHILE CLEANING OUT OUR CLOSET AND THREW IN A PILE TO BE THROWN OUT, WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT HER ACTIONS SHE GOT SMART WITH ME AND TOLD ME TO PUT THEM ON EBAY AND IF THEY SOLD SHE WOULD PAY FOR ME TO GO TO A NASCAR RACE...
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Cindy
I've removed the picture of her without clothing. She is anatomically correct on top. THIS IS NOT A SEX DOLL, IT IS A LIFESIZE DOLL. It can be used as a mannequin or a decoration.
It was not made for use in sexual activities. It does not have genitals. It is just a fun, novelty item. Thanks!!!
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Dog Pile Mystery Auction
Rusty got into his owner's stash of $cash$ while he was away!!
Now, he's leaving his @!$$@! all over the place!!
Rusty needs some help cleaning up the mess of #@$$@# he's leaving everywhere!!
He's baggin' it all up and ready to send it out!!!
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Worn Wife Beater
YOU ARE BIDDING ON MY WORN WIFE BEATER.
Don't Beat Women!
I LIVE I FL. THE HOT STATE.
HARD TIMES.
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An Evening With Cary Thomas
That's right ladies...Cary Thomas is on sale at eBay!
Delight yourself with an evening of good company by the pool, or by the bedside.
Have dinner by candlelight. Care for a nice massage? Cary is also skilled on the BBQ and in the kitchen.
Top bidder may need help folding clothes, or washing dishes. Need a baby sitter? Need the dogs to go for a walk? Look no further!
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Give Them The Bird
You're going to wonder how you ever got by without this... THE FINGER!
The finger is a life sized human clenched hand. It attaches to any smooth surface using the two suction caps you see around the cuff.
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My Norwegian Imaginary Friend
I'm selling my Norwegian imaginary friend. He has been a very good support for me the last couple of years, but I have now chosen to sell him. His Name is Sven Einar. I'm not really sure about his age, but I'm pretty sure he's somewhere between 19 and 25.
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Haunted Murder Mystery Doll
Loot Scoopin Crane
THE ONLY LOOT SCOOPING MYSTERY AUCTION
YOU WILL NOT BE WINNING STUFFED ANIMALS....MY PRI$ES ARE BETTER..
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George Gershwin Signed Letter
Typed letter signed on Gershwin's personal New York stationery. Gershwin writes to Frank Crowninshield, the editor of ''Vanity Fair'', introducing ''?Miss Eleanor Baldwin, who would like to have a few moments with you. I shall appreciate any courtesy you may extend to her.'' Some folds and a paper clip mark, otherwise very good. Undated. Size: 8.5'' x 11''
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Erie Barbershop Leeching Pottery
Erie Barbershop Leeching Leech Pottery Crock Bleeding.
~~~Ladies & Gentleman, It's Simply the BEST of the BEST!
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48 Pieces Of Crap
Hand Made Battle Axe
This is a hand - made battle axe and is currently in it's raw form. This is completely original and is cut and welded to look like the axe's you would find in midieval times.
This axe is 4ft 6 inches long, has 2 double edged blades and 10- 2 inch long spikes on the handle.
A 6 inch long spear is located on the end. This axe should be sand blasted and powder coated or painted.
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Cows Licking Lips
Cows Licking Lips Milk on Grass Poster Out Of Print.
This is an amazing poster in PERFECT condition.
It measures approx. 24 x 36 and is much better than the picture looks. It is VERY rare!
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Felix The Cat
You are bidding on a 50% cotton/50% poly vintage-look T-shirt from JUNK FOOD in a size large.
It is red with FELIX THE CAT on the chest and "9" on the back.
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A Pencil
Sex Dominoes
I'm sure Dominoes wasn't like THIS when I was a kid...
SEX DOMINOES - Brightly decorated domino pieces that are sure to help you liven up your evenings!
This brand new sealed product actually has rules to three different adult games that can be played with the set, Knock 'em down, Sex Train, and Lucky ****.
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Miss Naughty
Oh my - check out this doll for grown ups - Miss Naughty™ - definitely NOT the kind of girl you want to take home to meet mum!
(Maybe the kind of girl some would want to take home when mum wasn't there though...)
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Just A Paper Sack
I have just a paper sack, of course it's made of porcelain I believe!
It's really cute and I didn't know where to list it so here it is...
In excellent condition.
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New Orleans Magic Spells VooDoo Doll
WANT TO GET LUCKY? ---- NO RESERVE!
Vintage voodoo doll with a shiny material dress and hand painted face. There are several pins and gold colored objects stuck into the doll and it holds a yellow nylon 'capture bag". It is in excellent condition and has hairlike arms and feet.
It measures approx. 7 1/2 inches tall not counting the colored plumes atop it's head. The belt reads, "New Orleans - Voodoo - Lucky Magic". Use with care...
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Rubber Band Ball
A 7" Rubber Band Ball.
This thing is sweet, and heavy as well.
Lots of beige rubber bands were wrapped into a ball by some bored person at some point, and we have it here for you now.
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Serious Problem, Please Help!
This is not a Charity!! You are bidding on thank you notes, on this listing the info has nothing to do with the listing or auction you are only bidding on peices of paper that say thank you, I have been living here nice and quiet 4 years till this church puts up 4 blairing bull horns all day, every day, all day long starting at 7 am. I have asked the Roman Catholic church to cut the noise. I have sent enough letters and made enough phone calls to fill an inch-thick file with no success...
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3 Sided Walnut
Really a weird walnut - three sided. Of course, it has never been cracked open - and can't believe any one would crack it open - then you wouldn't have a Weird Three Sided Walnut!!
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34 Year Old Handmade Frog
My Vintage 34 year old Frog Handmade Plush Toy.
Size: 10 1/2" x 6 3/4". I believe he is filled with bird seed.
He is sold as is, due to his age and condition. I played with him a lot.
This was my toy as a child. I got FROGGY when I was only 1 years old.
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Medieval Viking Metal War Helmet
A HIGH QUALITY MEDIEVAL VIKING HELMET WITH SPIKE.MADE OF HEAVY GAUGE CARBON STEEL WITH WOODEN HORNS.AUTHENTIC LOOK AND FEEL RIGHT OUT OF MEDIVAL TIMES.
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Batman Carnival Mask
Used And Abused Leather Jacket
OLD LEATHER JACKET! size L
The items you are bidding on is used and abused! Lots of party's!
The story's it could tell!!!!!
But now it is time for some one eles to keep her going!!
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Authentic Mt. St. Helens Ashes
GENUINE ASHES FROM MT.SAINT HELENS FROM THE ERUPTION ON MAY 18TH 1980! OWN THE ASHES FROM THIS IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!
IT IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY THAT YOU WILL EVER HAVE THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY OF OWNING AUTHENTIC ASHES FROM THE ERUPTION OF MT.ST HELENS!!
THERE IS ABOUT 2 INCHES OF ASHES IN A GLASS CONTAINER THAT THEY HAVE BEEN IN SINCE THEY WERE GOTTEN PERSONALLY FROM A FRIEND OF MINE WHO WAS THERE WHEN IT ERUPTED!! WE CERTIFY THAT THESE ARE REALLY AND GENUINE ASHES!!
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Ex-Husband
*Ex-Husband*, as is, no warranties, to a good home only. He is housebroken, does yard work and laundry. He is a little quiet, and has a tendency to be a negative thinker, but I fully believe that with the proper training, he could be broken of all bad habits. Preferably female bidders only.
I believe he needs a good kick in the ass to get back in the game and move forward with his life. If you are the "project" type of person, this is one project that will truly put you to the test and get your wheels turning! Taking on this project successfully will surely reserve you a place in Heaven, and in my heart, as well.
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Bag Of Grass
HELLO AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN THIS AUCTION!!
THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE GRASS LOVERS OUT THERE!!!
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Eye Of The Tiger
This will look GREAT on your desk!
WIN this TIGER & you will always be inspired for GREATNESS!!
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My Last Tissue
Petrified Seahorse
This was found buried in the sand at the beach. It looks like it is a petrified seahorse. I really don't know but that's exactly what it looks like to me. Take a look at the pictures and see what you think.
If it is it could be a valuable item but I don't collect things like this and don't have to time or the money to have an expert look at it.
YOU DECIDE.
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Organic Mushrooms
I'm selling whatever it is, dead or alive. Better hurry though. I'm going to have to clean his cage pretty soon. Do you think it might be time?)
He eats a all natural diet, carrots mostly, he loves celery lettuce and cabbage. He's not too crazy about brussell sprouts though, so whatever it is it's got to be edible.
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Dr. Hindson's Autograph
These autographs of Dr. Ed Hindson came straight from his desk. He signed an envelope that says it came from the chancellor's office.
Also, he signed a piece of stantionary from the same office. This is the perfect collector's item for the person that loves Dr. Ed Hindson. Have fun bidding.
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Get Off
If you win this item you will receive a very sexual email from my friend summer who is the one in the pic...
She is wildly creative and will give you some excellent bathroom private reading material for if you need to escape and go get off for any reason...
The higher this sells for the more detailed and hot it will be...This letter is more of a personal confession of her lust and will be written specifically for you...
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Vintage Human Glass Eye
Vintage Human Glass EYE Prosthetic eyeball AND eyelid.
A vintage prosthetic human glass eye with prosthetic socket tissue and eyelid. These were used when the surrounding tissue, including both eyelids had to be removed due to injury or disease.
The 'skin' part seems to be made of a rubber or latex type material and the eye itself appears to be made of glass or a thin porcelain type material. I've had this in my collection of 'stuff' for over 25 years and I'm clearing out a lot of my treasures, so don't miss out on your chance to own this unusual item!
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Hand Carved Coconut Coin Banks
Included are two hand carved coconut shell piggy-banks.
These shells have a removable "head" for easy access to coins.
The each have a cute face that is darkened with stain.
These shells can also double as drink holders.
Simply insert a small plastic cup inside the base of the coconut and close the lid.
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Stone Replica Of Elvis' Nose
One of a kind stone in the shape of Elvis' nose.
This is a standard nose approximatly one high and one inch long.
This nose was found at a beach along beautiful lake michigan in Chicago, IL.
Did Elvis ever visit Chicago?
One will never know but he did however leave his nose.
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Old Hammer
THIS IS A OLD HAMMER.
THIS HAMMER HAVE 2 BE ABOUT 50 YEARS OLD.
GOOD LUCKING BIDDING.
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A Golden Mystery
MysticBlue's Mystery Mailers
Do you like gifts, surprises, treats, a little something to brighten your day?
Then you have come to the right place.
This special little mailer will have items such as jewelry, fragrances, makeup, toys, candy, hair accessories, books, games, etc... You will be happy :)
So have a little fun and let me brighten your day :)
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Joe Torre's Nose Cloned In A Popcorn Miracle
POPCORN NOSE
I couldn't eat it. It wouldn't be right. The moment I saw those two familiar sad nostrils staring up at me, I knew exactly who it belonged to--not to mention that the thought of eating a nose wrecked my appetite.
So okay, we all figured you can't get popcorn out of Joe Torre's nose; but what we now learn is that you can definitely get Joe Torre's million dollar schnoz out of a bag of popcorn!
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Jin Roh Movie Stray Dog
purchased this item off E-bay from the only person I have seen selling them for $1400.00, it included all of the black armor parts shown. I was very pleased with the armor and intended to wear it to a Comicon event in July.
I changed my mind about what I wanted to wear and am now offering it back to you with what I deem to be improvements. When I received the armor, I was not surprised to find I wanted to do some more work on the costume.
I am very attention to detail oriented and wanted to improve the original paint job, I sanded the entire suit and and repainted it.
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Skull Shell
Fathers day I was walking along Hampton Beach NH with my 2 daughters and one of them said, Daddy "There is a face in the sand looking at me" and she ran away.The water then washed by and it was gone. I spent a half hour searching for what she saw just to put her at ease and this is what we found.
It's a small sea shell with what looks like barnicles that once grew on it. Its kind of creepy looking. Anyway, My little girl knows that I do quite a bit here on EBay and she asked me to list it.
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Jesus Action Figure
This Jesus Action Figure is made of hard plastic and stands 5 inches tall.
He has poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action.
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Give Women Hot Phone Secks?
Now, Simply With Your Voice,
You Can Give Women Better Orgasms Than Any Sex Toy, Previous Lover, or Even.
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Alien Monster Face
I was getting ready to use this piece of board to brace and support something I was working on.
I noticed a FACE looking back at me.
I found it kind of odd.
To me it looks like an ALIEN Face with the Eyes.
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Art Pic Wallpaper Scene
Spanking Paddle
Remember THESE? Awesome vintage 1950's (I'm guessing) souvenir wooden spanking paddle. Made of lightweight wood (possibly pine) with "Board of Education", "Applied Psychology" and "Ohio Turnpike" stenciled onto the surface in hot pink and black.
Actually has old Howard Johnson's price sticker on back, this gem cost .75 new! Measures 18 inches long, 3 1/2 inches wide and 1/4 inch thick. Paddle was not shellacked, so has some discoloration to the edges, otherwise in very good condition!
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Monikea The Fertility Rabbit
Monikea will bring you luck in your dreams of fertility! Have you tried everything? How about a picture of Monikea next to your night stand? With tenderness and persuasion, she entices the stars to give you what you long for... fertility.
Simple as it may seem, all you need to do is believe! Monikea is a gentle loving rabbit who, with a little devotion, will turn your hopes into a reality!
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Blessed, Misprinted Bag Of Cheez-It's
Today was quite an awesome day for me and here's why. My Fiance and I will be getting married in August and today I asked Jesus to help me find some extra money for a great honeymoon. Well here is the answer to my prayer.
An ultra rare and blessed misprinted bag of cheez -its. This is the only one that i know of in existance. And if jesus could turn water into wine he could surely change a cheez it label to show he exists.
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Heavy Duty Fetish Steel Spike Collar
Heavy Duty Fetish Steel Spike Collar.
This collar is in good shape with just minor surface scratches.
It opens with a buckle.
Please see photos, as they will answer most questions. The color is of stainless steel, slightly shiny. My photos are slightly off with the true color.
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Riding Crops With Mink Caps
HANDMMADE OUT OF GENUINE LEATHER.
PLEASE CHOOSE BETWEEN SLAPPER END AND CLASSIC END!!!
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Be My Official Best Friend
This auction is for the official rights to be one of my new best friends.
You will receive an official document proving this.
You are now my Official New Best Friends. Forever.
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Osama Bin Laden Target Practice
This auction is for a great collectible that I happened upon in Tokyo, Japan...of all places. It is a plastic Osama Bin Laden that is flat on the back for hanging on the wall.
It has a target on the front for pretend hunting. It is approximately 3" wide and 10" tall. Thanks for looking!!!
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Fudgy Chocolate Body Topping!
NEW CHOCOLATE FANTASY FUDGY LOVERS EDIBLE BODY TOPPING INCLUDES:
CHOCOLATE ALMOND
CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY
CAFE MOCHA
&
CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY
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Magic Good Luck Smiley Face
Handmade Pink Plush Horned Monster
This handmade plush monster is 14 inches tall and waiting for you to give her a good home.
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Old Metal Rusy Nail
This is for a very old, very rusty, very bad bad nail. This nail is very strange looking, It is 15/16 of an inch long. It almost looks like a golf club. You could make a tie tack out of it. Why am I trying to sell it.
This nail cause me to have a flat, and a very long day with alot of trouble. So when I had the flat fixed, I decided that I would put it up for sell, crazy, I know, but maybe I could recap some of my lost from this bad bad rusty nail. Thank for listening and looking.
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Set Of 4 Liquid Ass
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poop. The pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. This gagging stench will have people laughing until it hurts.
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Garden Momma Potato And Babies
I finally planted my garden yesterday and when I went to the basement to get the seed potatoes it seems that I had walked into a startling situation, one of my little spuds was giving birth!
The picture I have for you is scientific proof that there is no reason to waste the time and hassle of planting potatoes in the dirt (which is in the name "dirty" and laborous) when they give birth in the semi-clean and sterile environment of my basement. This is a time saver tator. No backbreaking shoveling needed with this "saver tater"
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Help My House Is Overloaded!
Mystery Auction...
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A SALE LIKE THIS!
YOU ARE BIDDING ON An Empty Box!
HOWEVER, it's gonna take more than just one Empty Box to Put All These Gifts in......for sure!
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Potato Chip Heart
VERY UNUSUAL HEART SHAPED CHIP
PERFECTLY SHAPED, HAS BEEN SEALED IN AIR TIGHT CONTAINER.
WILL BE SHIPPED IN CONTAINER.
VERY UNIQUE GIFT FOR A COLLECTOR OF THE UNUSUAL.
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Lucky Honeymoon Panties
My "Lucky Honeymoon Panties"!!!
It's True, The Third Time Is A Charm!!!
These lucky panties kicked off eighteen years of wedded bliss, (and counting); and now it's time to let someone else have that same opportunity!!!
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Eye In A Jar
Just like everyone else, you were probably wondering where you could get a nice, haunted eye-in-a-jar in time for National Malocchio Day.
Well, look no further, your search has ended-- aye, 'tis your lucky day, matey, you've hit the bull's eye!
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Chihuahua Crepe
Very unusual!
Totally amazing chihuahua face image.
that emerged within my breakfast crepe!
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Crab Man!
Handmade! little man made of only Seashells and rocks from the east coast.
Maybe he looks like one of your friends, or kids, lol! Makes a great pet!
Never needs food or water!
His name is CrabMann and comes with a homemade Birth Certificate to prove it :)
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Wild Screaming Orgasms
Do You Want To Give Women Wild Screaming Orgasms?
Imagine what it would be like to have your woman screaming in earth shattering orgasms.
Imagine your woman wanting it all the time!
How powerful would THAT make you feel?
Hi, I'm David Shade, I am inspired by women. I am passionate about giving women incredible pleasure. And I've been enjoying doing so since 1974.
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My Son Is Everything To Me Mystery Auction
I'm a 29 year old guy who loves his son more than anything.
Years back me and my son's mother had a beautiful little boy. Well we lived together for years and there was good and bad times...mostly bad.
My son's mother had found another guy to take my place and I was out on my own. Well the new guy wasnt liking it here in Rochester so he moved back home to Syracuse and she didnt know what to do. One day...
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Never Become My Parents
Discover the true story of a son’s quest to have the better life his parents DIDN’T want him to have!!!
I’m known for promoting outrageous auctions on my website (View the About Me Page). These auctions may have even sold more thanks to me.
But behind the laughs is the tale of a man who created his own success in life without the help of his dreadful parents!
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Empty Budweiser Can
It's a boy!
His name is Bud, born on Arpil 10, 2007.
He weighed just over 12 oz.'s and was 5 1/2" long.
We are going through hard times and can not take care of Bud anymore.
I know you can give him what he so desperately deserves.
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Grandma's Cookie
Mystery Blowout Extravaganza
WELCOME!!!
THIS IS MY INVENTORY REDUCTION AUCTION!!
THERE IS NO RESERVE AND THERE ARE 20 GUARANTEED ITEMS TO START!!
WOW!!!
IF YOU ARE THE WINNER AT $.01 YOU STILL
WILL GET 20 ITEMS!!
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A Nut
Many NUTS have tried IMITATING this one, but don't be fooled by imposter's.......
This is the REAL DEAL!!
For 1 time only, YOU too can own this much traveled Magical & Lucky
MR. NUT!!!
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Shakespeare Head Tissue Box Cover
Need a tissue box cover? Pick this. You'll smile whenever you see it. Kids will laugh out loud. Even cranky, sullen people can't resist its beaky charms.
Not only will it be used often but is also a great conversation piece. You can sit one up in every room in the house or at the office and have a tissue handy all the time.
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Demented Art
This item is a custom designed display head of the demented kind. Verry good quallity materials are use and it is VERY detailed.
I would also like to add that alot of time and emotion went into the makeing of this item and I'm sad to see it go.
It's made mainly for display but can be used to display hats or sunglasses decorate your room or stage or just to freak out your family while they sleep!!
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Tired Thirsty Santa
Sundblom Coca-Cola Santa Tired Thirsty Mask Ornament
A wonderful ornament from the 1990 Trim-A-Tree Haddon Sundblom Coca-Cola Santa collection.
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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.
ARE YOU A CRAZY CAT PERSON?
This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure.
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Wells Fargo Bank Bag
One old Wells Fargo Bank bag. Brought to you by Mystery Man Productions. Please check out my "ME" page. To find out what my last auction sold for. And how much it was worth.
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Honey Nut Cheerio Bee's Heart
This is for a CHEERIO with lots of heart from the HONEY NUT CHEERIOS BEE. There is a heart in the center.
They advertise they help your heart and we got a heart in our box!!!.
My 7 year old found this in his cereal ( he eats his cereal without milk) any of the money made will go into his savings.
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Saddam Hussein Stress Doll
THIS CUTE LITTLE GUY IS GOOD FOR STRESS MANAGEMENT.
IT'S A SADDAM HUSSEIN STRESS VOODOO DOLL!!! IF YOUR FEELING ANGRY JUST TAKE THE PUSH PIN (PROVIDED) AND STICK HIM WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE!!
HAHA THIS LITTLE GUY IS MADE OF....??? A PILLOW? AND COMES WITH HIS VERY OWN PUSH PIN.
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Beginner Restraint System
7 Piece Restraint System
The cuffs are made of heavy duty neoprene and reinforced with nylon. Each restraint has a Velcro closure.
Our popular beginners restraint kit is packed with all the essentials at a good price. Comes in Black Only.
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Polished Stone
This beautiful polished stone was found in the soft sands of Central Wisconsin. This area of Wisconsin is know for its beatiful sandstone formations and rivers of the Wisconsin Dells area. Indian arrowheads have been found here also.
It will travel to the home of the highest bidder. Good luck and I hope this stone brings luck to you and your family for years to come.
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Neon Yellow Lipstick And Nail Polish
YELLOW LIPSTICK AND NAIL POLISH COMBO
Great price, great deal!
Neon Yellow nail polish and Bright Yellow lipstick.
FOR PUNK OR GOTH LOOK!
Bright enough for a bumble bee costume!
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Virginia Tech Logo Shaped River Rock
FOUND THIS UNUSUAL ROCK IN THE CALF PASTURE RIVER WHILE SWIMMING IN ROCKBRIDGE COUNTY, VA.
WE SEE THE "VT" DO YOU?
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High Quality Happy Face
This picture is a portrait of one of my dearest friends! It is signed by a local artist.
I have been saving this picture at work for a long time and recently decided to give it a better home.
I call him Wilson! High bidder will also receive a special bonus gift along with the drawing.
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My Brilliant Idea
I have up for sale a brilliant idea. This idea is unique, run completely online and requires start up capital only for a domain name and website hosting.
This is definitely better for someone who has some skills in website building, this is why I don't do it myself.
I would love to give this a go as it would be very lucrative, but I just don't have the skills or the time.
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Marble Fertility Idol
(1) hand carved fertility Idol from the middle east area. It is made of marble and is 4" tall from the idols head to the base and 5" from top of the "penis" to the base.
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Cure For Hiccups
FOR SALE IS AN EMAIL ON HOW TO CURE THE HICCUPS.
THERE IS NO SHIPPING CHARGE BECAUSE I WILL BE SENDING YOU AN EMAIL ON HOW I GET RID OF THE HICCUPS.
THIS AUCTION IS FOR 1 EMAIL.
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Finish The Face
FINISH THIS DRAWING!
YOU ARE IN CONTROL.
DON'T LET THESE INNOCENT EYES BECOME ANOTHER WADED PAPER BALL IN MY WASTE BASKET!
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Anti-Gumby And Pokey Earrings
~ ANTI-GUMBY ~ ~ ANTI-POKEY ~ EARRINGS
Vintage Charm Jewelry
Gumby & Pokey's arch-enemies: ORANGE ANTI-GUMBY & GREEN ANTI-POKEY
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Please Help Buy My Father's Headstone
Hello there and thank you for looking, my father passed away this past october, he was a construction worker and loved what he did, well while doing a roof he had a heart attack and fell off. Insurance company said this was not accidental so they would'nt cover it, so I'm stuck with all this money to pay for funeral and headstone, I'm short on the headstone and still paying for the funeral.
Now it's time to where you can put the headstone in (you need to let the dirt settle before you can place headstone or else it will sink). So now I'm asking for your help and consideration. The winner of the auction will recieve his obituary to show I am in fact his son, a written letter of many thanks to you for the kindness of your well being.
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Please Help
Hi. To make a long story short ~ We have landed in some hard times.
I lost my job 4 months ago. My daughter had to have some dental work done about a month later. My COBRA insurance information got lost/messed up somehow and now I am left with a $1500 dental bill for a 4yr old.
We paid what we thought was supposed to be the co-pay, but then started getting letters from the insurance company, the dentist's office, and now we don't know what to do.
My husband's paycheck is just barely enough to pay the bills, rent, utilities and peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.
I know this is a long shot, but if anyone out there can help, it would be greatly appreciated!! I have nothing to offer in return, just a "Thank-You"
Thank you for your kindness.
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Ugly Bag For Women
Boyfriend's Blue M And M Balls
Up for auction are my boyfriend's Blue M&M balls. He got his blue balls one day as he was eating a bag of peanut M&M's. He asked me to stick my hand out and handed his balls to me and said they had some significance.
His Blue M&M balls have been sitting on my kitchen counter for about a month and I figure he deserves to be relieved of them. Please take them out of my hand and find someone else that needs them.
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Goulish Amazonian Shrunken Head
Wild, soft red gold hair make this shrunk head a freaky example of tstantsa.
The replica was individually hand made from real animal skin (my supplier says it is alpaca) and hair in Ecuador by a talented indigenous craftsman using methods comparable to original tsantsa (head shrinking).
The head was crafted in the traditional style with broad indian features and no facial hair. His eyes and lips are stitched with long jute cording.
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1937 Original Walt Disney Bambi Movie Cell
AN INCREDIBLY RARE ORIGINAL 1937 MOVIE FILM CEL OF THE WALT DISNEY PRODUCTION BAMBI. FRAMED CEL FEATURES A BABY BAMBI JUST MEETING HIS BUDDY THUMPER. VERY MINOR CRACKING ON THIS CELL - IT IS IN VERY GOOD CONDITION. ISSUED BY THE FAMOUS HARLOW & KEPPEL ART GALLERY IN NYC #38890. AUTHENTIC, RARE CEL FOR YOUR COLLECTION. MEASURES 14"X11.75" OVERALL - IMAGE IS 5"X 5-5/8" TALL. VERY MINOR MOISTURE LINES ON MAT DO NOT DETRACT. I HAVE TWO OTHER 1937 ORIGINAL DISNEY CELLS
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Left-Handed Screwdriver
Lefthanded Screwdriver x 1 only. 16cm in length.
As new, never used as I am right handed.
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TMNT Custom Painted Go-Kart
This Go-kart body is a one of a kind custom painted by Sonny Keaton (Signed Sonny Claus because it was a Christmas gift) in 1990. This piece was done FREE HAND!!!
Sonny Keaton is known for custom painting motorcycles--Some other work includes designing and painting bikes used in The Terminator 2 (T2).
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Head Acres Lot
So at some point, I started thinking of my head as a landscape. Maybe it was how my thick and messy locks resembled a wild forest or how my dandruff looked like litter caught in roadside grasses, but the idea stuck with me.
As I drove around the country, I noticed how areas of development, especially places scarred by industry, would be screened from view by a thin layer of foliage along the roadside, like a green combover.
This analogy seemed quite appropriate to our treatment of the environment, ie. If we don’t see it then it’s OK.
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Pimp Cup
These pimp cups are hot!
You saw 50 Cent holding his in the P.I.M.P. video and have been seen used by all of the games true ballas!
Every real or wannabe pimp should carry a personalized iced out pimp cup!
Please note that since each cup is custom made and each stone is hand-laid.
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Sunday, June 17, 2007
Paris Hilton In L.A. County Jail! Free Paris??
Paris Hilton in L.A. County Jail - Keep Her or Free Her -
That's Right!
Its Paris in Jail!
First they got her, then they let her go.
Then they got her again, and now we have her.
She isn't very happy here, as you can see.
There is little room and no toilet paper.
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Tornado For Sale
**Tornado Up For Grabs**
*Not for the faint of heart*
**Not for Human consumption**
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Take A Chance On Me
Are you looking at auction after auction looking for the right one?
Take a chance on me!
Looking for that special something that makes you just want to bid?
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Will's Only Birthday Present
I'm Will...a college guy from Lexington, KY whose birthday is coming up on June 30th(I'll be 20). I'm creating this because I know I'm not going to be getting anything for my birthday from my family, and my friends are assholes so if they get me anything it will be a joke.
I dont mind not getting anything, but it'd be a heck of alot better if I did So I am turning to you, the Ebay Community, to provide me with the only birthday present I will get this year.
I understand the typical 'college guy' would just go out and buy a bunch of bourbon, but I promise to not spend any of this on drugs or alcohol(will most likely be spent on rent or gas).
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Me
Cotton Eye Joe
Cotton Eye Joe. Where did he come from?
Where will he go?
That is up to you and your bidding.
Cotton Eye Joe needs a home.
You are bidding on Cotton Eye Joe.
NOT A WOOHOO STYLE MYSTERY
Keep watching to see where Cotton Eye Joe has been and done in the past!
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Satellite TV On Your PC
Internet TV + bonus remote control
Are you sick of cable and satellite companies charging crazy amounts to watch sporting events?
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Psychic Training Course
The Psychic Training Course Ebook.
Unleash your latent psychic abilities!
Everyone is born with some degree of psychic ability. That, if they knew how to access and utilize their inborn psychic abilities they could succeed at everything they turned their mind to, from solving everyday problems to enjoying dynamic and fulfilling relationships.
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Mad Scientist Device
Vintage Mad Scientist Kit
~ or ~
Violet Ray Electronic Medical Device
This is some sort of vintage quack medical machine... It has all sorts of strange controls and adjustments and includes two glass tubs - both of which still function! Along with an "On-Off" switch, it has two other adjustment things which are unlabeled.
There is a hole in the upper right-hand corner that looks like it is threaded. Perhaps it had some sort of pilot light there? It also has 2 two-pronged plugs which are labeled "High Frequency" and "Diagnostic Lamp" and a third, 3-pronged plug labeled "Cautery".
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Don't Rock My Boat!
I have listed several different types of envelopes and I find that sweet and simple is what you guys really like….so I’m not gonna rock the boat!
I have restocked my gift cabinet with new gifts all of a higher value than previous gifts given before. I have 15 gifts of...
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Saturday, June 16, 2007
Haunted Oujia Board
This Oujia Board shows a date that puts it over 100 years old and might be one of the first boards ever created. This is being listed as a haunted item due to circumstances around its arrival into sellers hands and things that have happened since its arrival.
Serious inquiries only, seller will relate stories of occurences to interested parties. Seller is not responible for anything that happens to purchaser, seller will NOT take this board back use of this board is strongly discouraged. This board has been closed during the last 20 years any attempt to reopen or use this board is at the buyers own risk.
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MO Ozarks Natural Breasts
I say this looks like OWL EYES.
My Daughter says Boobs. You decide.
Fresh cut from the Missouri Ozarks,
12"wide x 6"tall x 2.5"thick. Weight 2-3 pounds.
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Hillary As You've Never Seen Her Before
This gag poster was bought in the Clinton era when the Whitewater scandle was going on.
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Jessie James
FAMOUS OUTLAW JESSIE JAMES HAD A BM IN THIS COMMODE,ON THIS TRAIN...JUST BEFORE ROBBING THE HUNTINGTON BANK. THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF THIS COMMODE (WHERE HE RELIEVED HIMSELF) WAS TAKEN YEARS AGO.
(HE MUST HAVE BEEN NERVOUS,HUH?)
THIS PHOTOGRAPH IS UP FOR BID, AND I DID NOT INCLUDE THE PICTURE ITSELF... BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT IT TO BE STOLEN AND COPIED.
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Ex Girlfriend For Sale
I am putting my ex-girlfriend up for sale! Well, the last sentimental piece memorabilia I have left from her that is. My wife has a bet with me that I can’t sell this Wal-Mart receipt.
Let’s prove her wrong! In fact, she is a little irritated that I have held onto the receipt. I found it in the leather jacket my ex-girlfriend gave me. Well, obviously that would make any woman mad.
So, help me dispose of it as well as prove her wrong. Now here’s the funny part. It's time to get down to the story of this receipt.
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1 Large Piece Of Our Future...
So eBay got me on their "charity policy"...
I've got to sell you something, and not just look for help.
SO here you go, here's your chance to name the farm? Paint your logo on the barns? Hey I know, paint the cattle with your logo?
Here: You're bidding on a mystery box, you will get 10lbs of something farm related. (And a young families everlasting gratitude)
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Lemon Or Rose
This unusual lemon is from my Eureka Lemon tree.
It resembles a Rose to some extent.
Does anyone want it?
Very unusual.
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1980's Alcoholics Anonymous Medallions
Alcoholics Anonymous Medallions from the early 80's.
This is a set of 6 medallions starting at 3 months ending at 3 years.
These medallions are from the early 80's and still in great shape.
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KKK Gummy Bear?
NO JOKE! This gummy Bear has a pointed hood.
I am not sure if he was returning from a ralley or going to one when he was violently shoved into a bag with many multi-colored bears.
It looks like he got a good whoopn' by all of the other bears in the bag because his hood is a little crooked.
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We All Work For Bill
Free Cokes All Summer Long!
HOW TO LEGALLY GET FREE DRINKS!
FROM A COKE MACHINE.
PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A PERFECTLY LEGAL WAY TO GET FREE DRINKS -
FROM A COKE MACHINE.
NO WIRES, KEYS OR THIRD PARTY TOOLS REQUIRED.
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Hillary Clinton Latex Mask
A 1997 HIGH QUALITY LATEX HILLARY CLINTON MASK.
HER EARRING MOVES FREELY.
THE MASK IS IN BRAND NEW CONDITION!
THEY DO NOT MAKE THESE ANYMORE!
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Wrecking Ball
HUGE 5 FOOT DIAMETER WRECKING BALL!
This wrecking ball is in perfect condition with no dents and only slight surface rust.
It is the hollow water-fill steel type and it will definitely get the job done!!!
I have no earthly idea what this puppy weighs, that's why I suggest local pick-up only on this item.
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Kotex Wonderform Sanitary Belt Napkins
Here is a brand new in the box sanitary belt.
Back in the 60-70s you needed this belt to wear your sanitary napkins.
Today, pads stick onto your panties.
Anyway,if you would like a nice new vintage item, bid on the belt.
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Friday, June 15, 2007
Jesus Orange Slice Miracle!
It's a miracle...
Jesus works in mysterious and wonderful ways and He has certainly blessed us with this gift, a preview of the second coming.
I cut into this orange at work on the Sunday after Easter (I am a bartender), and was stunned to see the clear as day image of Christ with arms spread, as if the sun were rising behind Him on the cross.
This was not recurring throughout the orange. It was only for this one slice, the rest of the orange was completely normal.
I immediately wrapped it in a cocktail napkin and placed it in my pocket in front of my heart...
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Psychic Bag Of Dirt
Jesus And 1 Of His Diciples
The other day when I was at a low and feeling down... I went for a walk around my pond to see the animals and the fish...
At one point I felt an overwellming warmth and my instinct told me to look down and there was a turtle shell... I love animals and would never harm one...
So I was overcome with guilt on how this turtle must of died... So I said a prayer for the poor turtle and walked back to the house on the way there I suddenly was in a better mood and I felt very Peaceful...
I started singing and whistleing and wondered what was going on I never do that but when I got inside and sat down and just as a whim I started to look at the turtle shell and to my ~AMAZEMENT~I saw an Image of Jesus Christ and one of his Disciple'S just Below Jesus...
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Dental Hygienist Advice And Colgate Total Toothpaste
For all you individuals out there who have dental anxiety and fear the dentist or simply are too embarrassed to ask anyone about proper home care for you teeth this is perfect for you!
Or if you are currently going to a dentist and just need to know some REAL answers and not simply what you feel they tell you to get your money, then this is the perfect e-bay auction for you.
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Odd Looking Starburst
You are bidding on Starburst Jelly Bean that looks like something it is not supposed to!!!
You don't have to use your imagination very much on this one!!!
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Baby Shower Butt Cleaner
Baby Shower Butt Cleaner Patent Art Print 1991.
This US Patent Art Print Contains: 9 Pages Total...
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Bubble Gum Collection
Here's the most unique collection on EBAY! Its a bubble gum collection! All packages have gum in them; however, I wouldn't advise you chew it. The lady I'm selling this for has been collecting this stuff for 25 years!
We have batman gum, cd gum, gum that plays music, super mario gum, green bay packer gum, florida oranges gum, milk carton gum, gum with collector cards in it, chinese noodle gum, pizza, checkers, strawberries, bazooka, spray can gum, sour, sweet, root beer gum, advertising gum, etc.etc.etc...
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Selling My Roommates Cards
My roommate has moved and taken a job out of the country. He left behind alot, including over 50 boxes of cards. They have been in my possession for over 2 months now, and it is time to move them.
Therefore I will be selling them off 25 at a time for only $0.99. I have no idea about these cards. I have no idea if there is any value here.
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Freak Candy Packaging Mistake
Weird? Freaky? Unusual? All of the above!! My hubby LOVES these yucky, hard, sweet gross tasting Easter egg candies!! You know the ones I'm talking about.. A person could break a tooth just thinking about biting into one of these gross things... You could also go into a sugar fit after eating them!! I shudder to even think about the taste!
Anyway, one day he bought himself a huge bag of these eggs. As he was finishing his 10th or 11th one, he reached into the bag and brought out the one pictured here. Now as you know, these candies are individually sealed in a clear celephane type package...I assume it is to keep them fresh (as if they ever were)!!! This particular white egg is accompanied in its packaging by a PIECE of another egg (an orange one to make it even more bizarre)!!
I've looked at this for months and just could not bring myself to throw it away... I've asked myself over and over "What in the world should I do with this?" I almost threw it away once, but being a person with OCD who just CANNOT throw anything away, AND being that I love weird and unusual things I still have it, as is evident in the photograph!
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Help Save Sid
Thank you so much for helping to save "Sid".
Here he is again - just so you get more "Warm Fuzzy" feelings!
There's something special in it for you!
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Remote Influence From A Psychic
How would you like the ultimate Ace in the Hole for that big meeting?
Maybe a bit of extra help when interviewing for your perfect job?
How about making the person of your dreams suddenly become hot for you?
Is there someone in your life that you and your friends consider the luckiest person on Earth?
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Clay Buzzard Whistle
This sweet potato or ocarina,in the shape of a buzzard or chicken,.
Is a good example of south western primitive design which would add much to your decor.
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Leg, Hose And Shoe Lamp
Make your very own 'Christmas story' lamp with this plastic hosiery leg!
It measures 29 1/2'' tall and comes with fishnet hose and a sexy new shoe!
The bottom of the foot is magnetized and stands on a 6x6 mirrored base.
The top is also mirrored plastic, just drill a hole in it and add a lamp fixture & shade & enjoy!
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Free Claus Von Bulow
Vintage T Shirt "Free Claus" from 1982. Strange shirt from a strange time!
Very good condition, adult size small, no tears, rips or stains.
A unique piece of American history.
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Bigfoot Caught On Tape
I AM THE RIGHTS HOLDER AND THE FILM BELONGS TO ME, FOR NOW.
I will offer full money back, thus there is a lot to gain. Please email and we can talk on the phone.
Hello, I have no idea who to contact over this actual and real footage that has never been seen before. The few people who have watched this video I captured while visiting Jasper, Alberta, Canada, almost had a heart attack seeing it.
My wife has convinced me to try and use eBay as a method of getting some attention about it and, obviously, I have agreed as the wife always wins.
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Thursday, June 14, 2007
My Advice For 1 Year
Have you ever needed advice on which color shoes to wear? Which color to paint a room, when it's too soon to call someone after a first date?
Well now you can ask me and I will give you my honest opinion. I have great taste and I will help you make great decisions!!! Give it a try.
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My Voice
This auction is for me to read any book of your choice and record it for you or a loved one!
An Excellent Gift Idea!
Most books can be read within a week, depending on how many pages there are.
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George Bush Cutout
George Bush Cardboard Cutout "BushSightings"
You are bidding on a piece of Maine history. For the past three years, this George Bush lifesize cutout has traveled across central and southern Maine to many different locations, fairs, festivals, malls, and walked alongside everyday people on the streets.
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Cow Chip Pen
Cow chip pen holder is a classic gift for that special someone you love at the office. It is a great gag gift for Boss or secretary.
Shellac covering keeps item sealed and un-oderous! Tell someone how you really feel about them.
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Evil 2 Headed Doll
They come to life at night, and walk around my house... NAKED!!
I'm scared to death of them, so I told them I was sending them away on vacation,
instead I put them on ebay to be rid of them.
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Horse Underwear
Horse N Around Undies for Men One Size fits Most.
Get Hung Like a Horse.
Sounds like a Real Horse and Whinee's even.
Great Gag Gift New in the package.
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Mummified Human Ear
You are bidding on a simulated Human Ear Trophy Necklace, created by legendary sideshow artist, Mark Frierson.
It comes encased within an 8" x 10" x 2" barnwood shadowbox display, set against an aged burlap background.
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Wanna Cowboy Up?
DOES ANYONE WANT TO COWBOY UP???
IF SO, CHECK THESE OUT!
A PAIR OF THRASHED WRANGLER JEANS WORN BY A REAL "MONTANA" COWBOY!
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1936 Strawberry Rodeo State Fair
These are digital photographic reproductions of original woodcut, lithographic, or offset press run prints reproduced one at a time in the traditional giclee style of printing making. These reproductions are an exact duplicate of the original - down to the smallest detail.
The reproductions are so faithful to the originals, they show all the discoloration, chips, tears, cracks, and fold lines. If you could find original copies of these prints they could run in the hundreds of dollars, depending on scarcity and condition.
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Ferrari V-12 Engine 1/4 Scale
This engine RUNS!
Hello serious model engine collectors, this is a once in a life-time opportunity for you to add a one of a kind example of miniature, model engineering to you collection. The model being offered is a 1/4 scale 1962 Ferrari V-12 Engine.
It was made by master machinist (who will remain anonymous) and is not to be confused with the ill-fated non-running Jerone engine. (one of those sold for $20K last month)
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Muhammad Ali's Fingernail Clippings
Bob Barker's Microphone
Original Bob Barker Microphone as used on "The Price is Right" One rarely thinks of Lucy Ricardo without thinking about Ethel Mertz.
A recollection of "The Tonight Show" would not be complete without a fond memory of Ed McMahon bellowing "Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!" I say "Mork" – you say "Mindy"!
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Bottle Cap
It's FRESH, It's new, it's the one and ONLY FABULOUS RED BOTTLE CAP!
Many bottle caps have tried to Copy this one, but don't be fooled by imposters folks!
This is the REAL DEAL!!
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Shrunken Head
The preservation of the features in their former shape is not always the object of those who prepare them;some of the Aguarunas were to be seen deliberately distorting them while they were still flexable, as if in mockery of their enemies.
They took particular pleasure in didtorting the mouth. which accounts for the expression to be seen in many Jivaro heads."
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24KT Gold Lucky Charm 4 Leaf Clover!
NEED LUCK? THIS MIGHT HELP!
This auction features a WONDERFUL 24 karat gold plated four leaf clover.
This piece is large enough that you won't get so unlucky as to lose it!
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17 Colors! Liquid Latex
Liquid Latex is a fun product that paints directly onto the skin and dries to form custom wearable latex clothing, comstumes, masks and much more! It is non-toxic and biodegradable and comes from natural tree sap.
It will not permanently stick to nonpourous surfaces or skin. It will allow the skin to breath underneath. Liquid Latex can be worn by most people indefinitely without any harmful effects.
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Alien Skull Government Is After Me...
Okay. i don't have much time so I gotta make this quick.
There have been men in black outside my place for three days straight now.
And they're not gonna stay out there.
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Spy Ear
HOW COOL IS THIS!!!!!
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A BRAND NEW SPY EAR - FACTORY SEALED !!
SPY EARS ARE THE NEW HOT ITEM TODAY!!
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Mmm, Bacon Luggage Tags
Identifies your bag in a snap!
No animal by-products.
Perfect for carnivores and vegans alike.
Have fun with bacon!
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Vaginal Speculum
Chocolate Brown Suede Leather Flogger
This chocolate brown velvet suede leather flogger has a 6.5" usable grip (not counting trim or ball), and slender-cut 20" tails.
Tan, brown and black leopard pattern fabric grip, glossy caramel tan ball, brown suede trim and loop.
My floggers are lovingly and attentively hand-made from very high quality leathers...
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What The Heck Is This?
This is something I found last year digging a foundation about 7 feet down.It has the texture of a human nail but is just too thick and long (as you can see by the picture of my own finger.)
I showed it to a few people and nobody has a clue what it is or where it came from,one person said maybe it's prehistoric but...
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IKEA Guy Bobblehead
Ingemar The IKEA Guy Bobblehead Doll.
The doll was aqquired and signed by Ingemar at IKEA in Sea. WA in the summer of 2006.
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Vintage Straw Palm Beach Hat
Here is a really goofy old straw beach/luau/tourist hat. It's in pretty good condition - I'm sure it's been around for a while.
It measures approx. 4 1/2" tall by 14" across. The plastic flowers are safety-pinned to the hat. There is a faint stamp inside - I'm pretty sure it reads Mexico.
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Trojan Condom With A Hole Poked In It
One brand new gift wrapped latex-lubricated condom from Trojan.
I also took the liberty of poking a hole into it because it was probably going to break any way.
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Miracles Happen! This Angel Answered!
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO MY WIFE LOST A VERY EXPENSIVE RING THAT I HAD GOT HER ON OUR 10TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. IT WAS EVEN MORE VALUABLE TO HER SENTIMENTALLY. ANYWAY, MY WIFE IS AN AVID READER OF THE WOMANS WORLD MAGAZINE. IN AN ARTICLE FROM WHAT I GUESS IS THE NEWEST ISSUE WHICH DATES JUNE 12, 2007
(I GUESS ITS THE NEWEST ISSUE SINCE ITS NOT EVEN THAT DATE YET) SHE READ AN ARTICLE, WHICH I AM INCLUDING ON THE PHOTOS, CALLED MY GUARDIAN ANGEL. IT STATES IN THERE THAT IF YOU HAVE LOST SOMETHING, YOU SHOULD PRAY TO ANGELS AND YOU WILL FIND IT. WELL WE REMEMBERED A SET OF ANGELS THAT.
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Booberry, The Forbidden Fruit!?
Pictured is a very rare one of a kind Booberry. It is all natural, with no ehancement or augmentation what so ever.
A very rare and forbidden fruit. It has been hand picked, & actually tastes like a strawberry.
It will be shipped with the utmost care, but I can't guarantee the condition of this rare find.
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Defeat Amnesty
Millions of Americans are frustrated with the illegal immigration problem in this country!
So many people want to do something about it, but don't know where to begin!
Here's your chance to make your voice heard!
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Potato Butt
HEY GUYS HOW WE ALL DOING I HAVE HERE A POTATO I CAME ACCROSS WHEN MY SWEETHEART WAS MAKEING POTATOES AND OF COURSE AS YOU CAN SEE IT LOOKS LIKE A STRAIGHT UP BUTT THATS THE NICE WORD.SO YES YOU OUR BIDDING ON A POTATO BUTT ANYTHING THAT COMES WITH YOUR BUTT IS A GIFTS FROM ME TO YOU.
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My Autograph
Lady Bug How Does Your Garden Grow??
If you love lady bugs and gardening or know or know someone who does...
I've got a collection of ladybug and gardening items that are too cute!
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Insane Hornets Nest
THIS IS NOT THE PLACE YOU WANT TO BEE!
You have landed yourself smack dab in the middle of this BALD FACED HORNETS NEST.
Keep your hands to yourself and please dont disturb the workers!!!
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Mystery Post It Auction
This is another one of my crazy auctions! This paticular auction you are bidding is for a Mystery POST-IT! I have went crazy and put these things up everywere!
And what is on the back of the post-it is a gift from me to you! Whats inside? hmmm lets just say lots of $$$ Lets put it this way if all POST-ITs sell it cost me $$ to run add!! How it works?
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Kama Sutra Ilustrado
Oral Sex Manual
Frecuentemente nos llegan correos electrónicos preguntándonos cómo puedo darle placer oralmente mejor a mi mujer? O ¿Cómo puedo mejorar cuando hago el sexo oral?
This is a digital item.
YOU ONLY CAN PAY BY PAYPAL!
The delivery of course is for free and is digital!
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Monday, June 11, 2007
Goodbye Mystery Auction
There comes a time when all great things must end.
And for me mystery auctions have been a great thing.
I love doing them.
I have to give my arm, which I just had sugery on time to heal.
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I Should Have Pulled Out!
Ding Dong
You are bidding on a Ding Dong!!
(not for human consumption)
This is no generic ding dong, it is the real deal 100% pure Hostess...
Who doesn't love a good ding dong? I know I do...
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Walk Among The Crowds Unseen...
Become INVISIBLE!
This is not a toy, a magic trick or a scam.
This is not an illusion, an astral or a Ninja technique.
No Lies! Become 100% Invisible!
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Stack Of Cash
IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT BEFORE I BROUGHT YOU THE WALLET FULL OF CASH
NOW I AM BRINGING YOU THE STACK OF CASH.
I JUST RECENTLY SOLD A WALLET FULL OF CASH FOR $1,000.00
I DECIDED SINCE THE FIRST TIME IT WENT SO GOOD I WOULD
MAKE IT EVEN BETTER MORE MONEY AND A BETTER GIFT.
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Auctions Gone Wild!
Are you a new member or maybe just haven't ventured into the WILD part of eBay?
Yes, there is a wild part and you will not believe some things that have been sold on this auction site.
It was the very wild side of eBay that caught my attention and I have learned so much about it, Now I pass it to you!
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Liquid Fart Spray
4 BOTTLES OF LIQUID ASS
This stuff is unbelievable! The ultimate prank used by the crew on The Bubba the Lovesponge and Howard Stern Show's.
This stuff smells like someone just crapped their pants. It really reeks! The gag uses for this are endless folks. The bottles have a pinhole spray system that lets you shoot a stream of Liquid Ass at your intended target. It is clear and will not be felt when sprayed on someones clothes.
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20 Modeling Pics
HELLO
YOU ARE BIDDING ON 20 NEW MODELING PHOTOS OF MYSELF
YOU CAN HELP ME LAUNCH MY MODELING CAREER
PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE
UPON PAYMENT, I WILL QUICKLY SEND 20 PHOTOS TO YOUR PROVIDED EMAIL ADDRESS
YOU WILL SURELY NOT BE "DISAPPOINTED"
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25 Dollar Mystery Box
YOU ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW TO YOUSELF THERE'S GOING TO BE
NOTHING GOOD WITH THIS AUCTION THIS GUY JUST WANTS MONEY
*******WRONG*******
HERE'S A LITTLE TASTE OF WHAT THE WINNING BIDDER WILL BE GETTING.
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Sunday, June 10, 2007
Chicken Chucker
Great novelty toy... THE CHICKEN CHUCKER!
Flying chickens in a barnyard! The Chicken Chucker is a 5-3/4" (14.6 cm) long plastic shooting device that propels poultry.
Just load one of the five 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) plastic chickens into the compartment then pull the trigger for fowl flinging fun.
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Saturday, June 9, 2007
23 Nights In Paris Hilton Jail
You are bidding on the actual mop stick from Waco and Roger's sketch "23 Nights in Paris."
The signature on the stick was for the sketch and is not Paris Hiton's autograph.
It's a great collectors item for any Yucko or DAMN! Show fans.
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Finally A Woman!
FINALLY....A WOMEN THAT UNDERSTANDS FISHING!
EVERY FISHER MANS DREAM WOMEN AND EVEN FISHER WOMENS DREAM WOMAN WHICH IS ALSO FISHERMANS DERAM WOMEN.
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Wizard Of Oz Mystery Auction
The wicked witch is so mad!
She wants the gifts that I have for this auction!
Oh, but never fear!
She'll not get them because we have Glenda the good witch as our protector.
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Let's Party!
Let's Party all the way to my Birthday!
June 9!
Gifts will be brand new!
Some may be revealed and some may be mysteries!
Value will be GREAT!
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My Favorite Things Mystery Auction
My Favorite Things.
Let's get the fine print out of the way first!
under ebay rules you are bidding on an empty box which I will place gifts in for you to enjoy.
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Rick Astley RickRoll You Happy
EVER BEEN RICKROLLED? DID YOU LIKE IT? YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE!
First and foremost, there will be some imitators out there once this auction takes off the ground and gets the attention it deserves, so I have the honor and priviledge…. nay, the pleasure of introducing you to the real deal, original RickRoll Auction! And to the posers I’d like to say GIFAFI!
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XOXO Mystery Auction
I didn't even SEE my own HINT!
LOL -
The hint that came with the first bid - is this...
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Marshmallow From...
Ladies and gentlemen – phone the neighbors, wake the children, and get your bidding fingers ready for this ONCE IN A LIFETIME event.
Once it is sold, there are no more. Da Vincis, Picassos and Faberge eggs are rare, yes, but there are more than one of each.
There is ONLY ONE of these marshmallows! One. Uno. Un. Eins.
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T-Rex
Occupied Japan Golden Girl?
This story was told to me, just like I’m about to tell you. Little has been changed, except for maybe some minor dialog details and such. But that’s just because I’m not good at remembering exact words people say; so forgive me for that.
Otherwise, this is it, the way that guy in the shop downtown told me. I’ll leave it to you to decide how much is true and how much he just made up…if any was, indeed, made up at all.
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Rubber Band
You are bidding on a rubber band.
Anything else you receive is a gift from me to you.
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Friday, June 8, 2007
Vaginal Scents And...
ODORATUS SEXUALIS
A Scientific and Literary Study of Sexual Scents and Erotic Perfumes
By Iwan Bloch
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Cashew Jesus
A MOST REMARKABLE CASHEW. IT WAS BLESSED WITH THE FACE OF JESUS CHRIST.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CANNOT DISTINGUISH THE FEATURES OF JESUS, PLEASE STARE AT THE LONG NOSE (TOP, RIGHT),
AND HE WILL COME INTO FOCUS OR LOOK ON THE TOP HALF, RIGHT SIDE. WE WERE FORTUNATE TO SEE HIM IMMEDIATELY.
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Lucky Pepperidge Farm Whole Grain Goldfish
Up for auction (my fiancee's idea), and for the very nutritious and superstitious, is the Pepperidge Farm Whole Grain Goldfish Snack crackers marked with the sell by day of 07/07/07. This unique number combination only comes once every 100 years!!!
Many people say that the number seven is infused with everything good; it is the number of perfection!!!! All through history, man (and woman) has had a fascination with the number 7...from the days of our week, to the concept of a 7th day for rest (sabbath), to the seven continents and seven seas, etc...
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Ugly Doll Head
I bought this at a yard sale a couple years ago cuz I thought it was "creepy". The guy who sold it to me referred to it as "Bride of Chuckie" LOL!
It was the end of the day & he was closing up his yard sale. He told me that alot of people got freaked out by it & no-one had any interest in buying it...
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Beatles George Harrison Miniture Guitar
Miniature Guitar BEATLES GEORGE HARRISON "ROCKY" Rare!
Miniature Replica of Stratocaster
"Rocky" used by George Harrison.
Handcrafted in genuine mahogany wood, this amazing miniature guitar is a detailed replica of the Stratocaster "Rocky" used by The Beatles great George Harrison!
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Vintage Christmas Stocking
This is a vintage Christmas Stocking. It has painted designs stenciled on it.
The NH may stand for New Holland, PA which is the address on the back side.
It was origanally given as a Christmas gift to a young girl with 51 silver dollars inside.
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Viagra Dirty Willy
Be the life of the party with dirty willey, Mr. Viagra motion activated, flashes you with his thing flipping up a down repeatedly and viberates; when the ladies pass by he suddenly flips open his robe; and it filps up & down; says different sexual sayings; runs on 3-AA batterys; brand new in the box; get everyboby laughing at the partys with this flasher...
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Jar Of Emerald's Crisp Winter Air
Glass Jar containing EMERALD'S finest Crip Winter's Air.
This was captured at just the right time of night, to bring back to you nothing but the best quality Air Emerald could ofter.
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Pair Of Ladies Legs Openers
This matched pair of solid brass ladies legs bottle openers would make a great unusual gift they are in good condition & measure 85mm toe to thigh.
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Ho Hearse And Cemetery
HO scale cemetery with funeral service vehicle.
40 Gravestones and grave borders, soldiers graves, crucifix, stone wall with "iron" gates, benches and coffins...
People are not included.
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Thursday, June 7, 2007
1 Lunar Acre
Buy A Deed For One Acre On The Moon.
I am selling 1 acre of land on the Moon.
Since the Earth is in a warming trend the Moon may be a last resort for you and your family.
Don't be left on this planet to fry, Bid Now.
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My Drunk Friend
Up for auction is my drunk friend... You are bidding on what we (my friends) are going to do to my drunk friend.
This is how it goes we get together, have fun, get drunk and the buddy who passes out gets it first..
This happens all the time so no worries, I dont think you can top us!!!!
You bid on what we are going to do to him...
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Child's Tooth
I have my daughter's tooth for auction.
She no longer believes in the tooth fairy and I thought I would see if there is any interest.
It is a first molar.
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My Imaginary Friend
Up for auction is a PICTURE of my imaginary friend named Tom.
He was 23 when he died last week. This is for a picture of him to remember him by!
Anything Else I Give You Is A Gift From Me To You.
!!The Higher The Bid The Better The Gift!!
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Used Werthers Original Candy
This is a "slightly" sucked on piece of werthers candy.
I popped it in my mouth and began to eat it, then decided it may be worth more to someone else than it was to me.
I guarantee there NOT to be a picture of the Virgin Mary on this candy.
I will promise that this IS a used piece of candy, and to be every bit as tasteful as one fresh out of the package!!
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Hologram Of Human Head
Hologram picture of Human Head.
The picture itself measures 3" by 3" in the middle of 10" by 8" hard back to hang on a wall.
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Radio Jew Whad
MICHEAL FELDMANS WHAD YA KNOW GAME AND BOBBLE HEAD.
MICHEAL HOSTS A VERY POPULAR AND OUTRAGIOUSLY FUNNY GAME AND TALK SHOW ON NPR
NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO) AND HAS DESCRIBED HIMSELF AS
" THE MOST FAMOUS RADIO JEW ON PUBLIC RADIO.."
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Real Hair From A Little Girl
Found this ponytail of the girl in the picture in a trunk at a estate sale.
Photograph was with the picture.
Real human hair about 20 inches long and heavy.
Great if u need hair for a doll.
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Swamp Buggy
Hello!
Up for bid is a very unique Marsh/Swamp Buggy, featuring a 430cc Kohler engine that drives a pair of rubber tracks.
I believe the official name of this vehicle is Passepartout.
It will turn on a dime, features 'zero turn' radius and runs excellent.
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My Kebab Change
Up for grabs is my Kebab Change from a good night out with the girls!!!
The kebab costing me a mere £2.40 leaves £2.60 from my £5 Note!
Grab the opurtunity of a lifetime and grab my kebab change!
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Wednesday, June 6, 2007
The Price Is Right Gum
This is a piece of gum chewed by Bob himself.
I asked him for a souvenir after the show and this is what he gave me.
Get this to go with your price is right toast.
The bidder with the closest bid to the actual "value" of the gum, without going over, is the winner.
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Magic Red Straw
This listing is for a cool new MAGIC RED STRIPED STRAW!!! You can drink things like lemonade with it!!
IT MAKES BEVERAGES TASTE THAT MUCH BETTER! It's awesome right? It also has a feature where it BENDS!!!!
For easy DRINKING! During the summer you will say wow I am so glad that I bought this straw it's my favorite color RED!!!
And I can drink so easy with it!! You will probably say man I want 10 more!! It's Such a great Add on to any drink.
So Buy It and Drink with EASE!! NEVER BEEN USED I JUST HELD IT FOR THE PICTURE!!!
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The Beatles' Ringo Starr Autographed Artwork!
An oversized full color original screen print by Beatles drummer Ringo Starr.
This print is entitled "Is it Time" and is #93/100 produced.
The artwork is boldly signed and dated by Ringo.
Includes the original publishers hologram affixed to the front of the art.
Offered well below current gallery pricing.
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Rare Find! Jesus Christus!
THIS RARE FIND HUNG ON OUR WALL AT THE END OF THE HALL FOR OVER 20 YEARS.
SOMTIMES WHEN WALKING TOWARD IT HIS EYES WERE CLOSED BUT HE WOULD OPEN THEM. LOOK AT IT REAL CLOSE AND YOU WILL SEE FOR YOURSELF..
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Jimmiy Chamberlin Of Smashing Pumpkins Recording
Many of you might know that Jimmy Chamberlin played with several bands prior to joining the Smashing Pumpkins... one being a Polka Band and the other being a Chicago based show/dance band called J.P. & The Cats. Jimmy had been the Cats drummer for several different stints... the last time being in the late 80's just before and at the time that he joined the Smashing Pumpkins.
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Minnesota Petrified Wood
This is a piece of petrified wood from Minnesota. This piece weighs 60 pounds.
I am not a rock geologist but it looks like this piece might contain marble or quarts within it.
There are relective sparkles also within this piece.
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Alexander The Great Coin From The Tooth Fairy
CERTIFIED COIN FROM APPROX. 350BC, THAT MAKES THIS A VERY OLD COIN FROM ANCIENT GREECE. THE THING ABOUT THIS COIN IS A GIRL I KNOW IS A PSYCHIC AND A GOOD ONE TOO!
I KNOW BECAUSE SHE'S TOLD ME SOME CRAZY THINGS, AND SHE SAID THAT THE TOOTH FAIRY PUT THIS VERY COIN UNDER ALEXANDER THE GREATS PILLOW AFTER HE LOST A TOOTH ONE NIGHT.
GROWING UP IN A COUNTRY THAT'S ALWAYS AT WAR I'M SURE IT'S A PRETTY REGULAR THING TO GET A TOOTH KNOCKED OUT NOW AND THEN.
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Potato Shaped Chicken
Found in my sisters bag of potatoes. Looks like a chicken or bird. Bid includes shipping. No return or refund, sold as is.
I accept Pay Pal,postal, bank ,or money order. personal check ( allow 7 days to clear). Shipping inc. del. of conf. Ins. is opt. but I will not be responsible for damage due to shipping. Please email with any questions before bidding!
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Haunted Doll No Reserve!
While cleaning out the loft of an old barn a friend found this old doll and thought it was a neat old doll.
He brought it back home and with the intent of fixing her up and putting her on display and seeing how she was so old and stuffed with straw she seemed to be in remarkable condition.
When I first saw her I thought that the condition was actually a bit odd as I figured stuck in a barn the mice or something would have pulled her apart for nesting material.
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Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Unusual Peanut
TOTALLY STRANGE, WEIRD, UNIQUE PEANUT. Does it look like a Car, a Spaceship, Mickey mouse, or something else you can dream up.This is a very funny find, and sure to be one of a kind.
The peanut is in great condition with no cracks, knicks, and all three peanuts seem to be inside when I shake it. It will be packaged and securely shipped.
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Used Movie Tickets
I was cleaning one of the drawers where I put all my pocket papers at the end of each day when I realized of all the movie tickets I have accumulated from last year...I was surprised with the number of movies I had seen! I guess that that is the beauty of having so many movie theaters in New York city.
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Drug Awareness Handout 1970's
An antique flyer/handout from 1973. These flyers were originally created by Time Life, mass printed, and sent to every high school and community possible.
Most were destroyed by the youth. Those that survived were given to teachers, parents, and police. Probably the same parents who hated KISS :).
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I'm Going To Give It All Away
I HAVE BEEN ON A MAJOR BUYING SPREE.
AND DO I EVER HAVE SOME HOT GIFTS FOR YOU.
$12,000 WORTH TO START.
I HAVE TONS MORE TO ADD AS THE BIDDING GOES UP.
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Smiley Face Pickle
WHAM! I saw a 2 eyes looking at me! I just kept on eating and I looked at the pickle and it had a mouth! I was eating this normally, so my teeth couldnt have made any marks... I was shocked!
I decided to keep it in a ziploc bag. Eventually, I decided to sell it on ebay! This is a prized possesion of mine that I finally decided to let go of! This is the only time I really took it out of the bag.
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7 Foot Torpedo Casing
You're getting what you see, we picked it up at a garage sale and there was much discussion regarding where it came from. We have no idea. But it's been fun to carry in the back of my pickup and set in the yard for the neighbors to wonder about. Lots of laughs.
It is a replica, made out of metal and plastic/fiberglass. Nuclear warhead not included. (lol) Weight's about 60 pounds. Cut it in half and set it on your roof. You'll be the hit of the neighborhood. Hey if your team name is the Rockets.. this would be a great prop.
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What's In This Casket?
Mystery Casket for the Goth in YOU!!
You are bidding on a black plastic coffin-shaped container wrapped with black netting. It is approximately a foot long and 3" deep. Currently, except for some red tissue, it is empty. Let me fill it up for you!!!
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Antique Neck Brace
THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING ITEM A ANTIQUE NECK BRACE.... IM ALSO TOLD A DOMINATION ITEM.... LOOKS LIKE IT GOES ON THE NECK THEN THE FRONT SNAPS OVER THE MOUTH!!!
PLEASE CHECK BACK TIME TO TIME AS OVER 100 DIFFRENT ITEMS ARE LISTED WEEKLY.... CONTENTS OF ATTICS, BASEMENTS, ESTATE SALES. A VIRTUAL ON LINE FLEA MARKET.
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Lovers In Chair
Each piece is painstakingly made by hand; therefore, no two sculptures are exactly identical.
Copper, iron rod and an assortment of hardware are bent, cut and welded to bring the figures to life.
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Creepy Red Eyed Squirrel
Below are pictures of a creepy ceramic squirrel! This weird little guy was retrieved from an estate, and he is just the scariest squirrel we have come across ever!
He stands about 3 1/2 inches tall, and has a wonderfully bushy tail, and would be the cutest thing ever, except that he has scary red eyes!!!
He has an itty bitty chip on his left ear, which is pictured. This squirrel definately has some character, never try to steal his nut stash!!!
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Spooky Looking Doll
Oh! what sad eyes! Very eerie looking doll. Has original clothing,burlap clothing with large safety pin holding dress together.Marked on the back "1965 hasbro" She was named "little miss no name."Her hair is in great shape.Wonderful addition to an eerie collection.
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Monday, June 4, 2007
Rare Rare Rare!!! Starfish 13 Arms!!!
This starfish came up in my husbands drag net miles away from any coast. Past Georges Bank in the east. I've shown it to other fisherman and none out of about 28 guys have ever seen starfish like this. It has 13 arms and about 4 1/2 inches diameter.
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Butter Knife With Bearded Mans Face
You just wont beleive this until you see it!~!! I couldn't believe my eyes when I glanced down at my cutlery on my placemat at a local restaurant we were out for dinner at!
I happend to glance down and the light was hitting the butter knife and right away all I saw was a bearded mans face in the water stain! I was so shocked that I passed it around the table for everyone else to see, and everyone did see it without any trouble at all!!
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Cow Patty
Here is something you dont see everyday, a pile of genuine cow crap, with a mirror inside it, approx 10x9 inches and 2 inches thick.
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Amazing Paper Grenade! Go Green!!
Oh yes, we all have those days where you just need to throw something, anything, at someone or something. In these modern times, inner office warfare has gained little in the past 50 years.
We all know about the spitball, the paperclip, and, the most common, the crumbled up piece of paper to throw at your co-workers. Well, the paper grenade is the evolved form of the crumbled up piece of paper with some cross with the paper airplane.
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Can O Bin Laden
This item was produced by a friend of mine and not many were made. It is VERY unusual and RARE!
These were produced in 2003. He never really got but a few made as he didn't have the financial backing to mass produce them, nor market them properly. So, that leaves this as one of a very few. Now is your chance to get one of your very own.
It is quite a novelty and conversation piece. My advice would be to cover the label with clear contact paper to protect it if it is going to be handled very much. The can & label are still in new condition as this can has never been placed in a public venue to be handled.
Read the labels from the pictures. I tried to get them clear enough to read. You will get a kick out of them as will all your friends and family!
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Help Action Figure In Trouble
Help! This action figure has got himself stuck inside a plastic cube, again! What makes this catastrophe worst, he left his coffee, cell phone and wallet on top of the cube! His misfortune is your good fortune.
You have the opportunity to bid on this absent minded action figure to have him for yourself. And feel free to tease him about his stupidity as long as you two shall live or when he figures out how to get out.
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1 Brown Paper Bag
You are looking at an auction for one (1) brown paper bag. It has a small grease stain on it, from having a cheesesteak in it. Comes from a smoke free home.
Side Note: For every 50 dollars ($50), there will be a special surprise in the paper bag, when you receive it.
Shipping is $1.50 to the U.S. ONLY! Payment must be made within 7 days or a non-payment will be filed. Thanks for looking.
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Crayons Replaced By Aliens
CRAYONS REPLACED BY ALIENS ALL THE WRONG COLORS MYSTERY...
One day my daughter wanted me to print her off some coloring pages, you know the ones that are free on the internet.
So I did and I realized she didn't have any crayons. We went to the store to buy some, being cheap I only bought her the 8 pack.
We got home opened the crayons and realized that none of the crayons were the original 8 that were supposed to be in the box.
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Stained Glass Coffin
Here is a wonderful handmade stained glass coffin. It has black sides and a black bottom, with a clear top.
ALWAY A BRIDESMAID AND NEVER THE BRIDE.
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Unopened Coca-Cola Can
WHY A COCA-COLA CAN???
I saw a pepsi bottle on auction and was like "NO WAY, COCA-COLA IS WAYYYYY BETTER"
IT would be LUDACRIS for pepsi to sell for more than Coca-Cola.
Nothing comes with the can, you are bidding only on an UNOPENED, dent-free can of coca-cola.
WARNING: ITEMS inside this can may taste "flat", and if frozen, the can may explode!!!
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Sunday, June 3, 2007
Old Rock With A Hole Through It
I have no idea how this rock had a hole put through it.
You try and figure it out...
Kind of looks like a piece of toast but its a stone...
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Sub-Marine Door
You Dirty Rat
You want it you got it! Trick your boss. Scare your sister. Cook a ham.
Here's a fake rat. Pretty big if I do say so myself. Doesn't squeak anymore, but you can still squeeeeeeze it.
I guess you can still hear the air filling in its non-existent lungs.
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Cattle Penis Bone Cane
A rare and unusual cane made from the penis bone of a steer.
Rare and highly unusual. 32 " long.
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Mad Hatter Custom Made Top Hat
This very silly hat was inspired by the Tenniel drawings in Alice In Wonderland. Made by hand to your size and specifications this zany topper is unique.
Made of the finest materials your hat will be lovingly crafted in the old world tradition by Janan - the millner - in her mountain workshop.
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Lucky Peanut!
What makes this peanut so special is Right after i got hit in the head with it at a Colts game (as the colts were losing) not only did did the colts come back to win, but Manning threw a record setting 49th TD to Harrison.
NEXT, fans started sending me ''beverages'', then for the first time everrrrrrrr during a colts game, or a pacers game, I FINALLY WAS SUCCESSFUL AT GETTING THE WAVE STARTED!!!
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Russian Gas Mask
Strange rubber, whole-head gas mask. This is for show or play -- not for protection from gas. The mask has this long tube that probably goes to some kind of filter canister (not included)..
The whole effect is bizarre. Wearing it, one resembles an alien anteater. Except you can’t eat through the nose-tube -- just breath. The stretchy rubber makes it very fast and easy to put on and off. Keep it handy to put on when Jehovah's Witnesses knock on your door.
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Brick From Dr. kevorkian's Office
Fans of weirdness take note of this incredible conversation piece, a broken brick from the demolished office of Dr. Jack Kevorkian aka Dr. Death! In the 1990's Kevorkian made headlines the world over as the first American doctor to openly practice assisted suicide for his terminal patients. Cooincidentally his office/Apt. was two blocks from our store here in Royal Oak, MI!
After helping several people meet their end here on Main St. the city was desperate to get rid of him and condemned his building, evicted him and bulldozed the whole thing! Now you can own a little piece of morbid history by owning this brick we saved from the rubble.
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Junior Cane School
My canes are very flexible, durable and of high-quality.
Considerably more canes have been sold than my feedback reflects because many buyers wish to remain anonymous and so do not wish to give or receive feedback.
Naturally, these wishes are complied with and to avoid any possible misunderstanding in this respect, 'buyer' feedback is not left unless the 'buyer' first leaves 'seller' feedback.
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Genuine Cat Wool
Genuine fine wool from 3 year old male black cat.
Collected with love and a brush on May 29th while watching House season finale on TV.
Can be used in home decor, crafts or other creative uses. One time special offer.
1 handful as shown, stored in zip-lock baggie. Nothing else offered or implied.
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Friday, June 1, 2007
Virgin Mary Image Or Elmo???
THIS WONDERFUL PAINTING HAS THE IMAGE OF WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE EITHER ST. CHRISTOPHER OR ST. ELMO. LOOKING DOWN FROM THE CLOUDS, HE APPEARS TO BE BLOWING THE SHIP ALONG. THE IMAGE IS IN THE VERY CENTER OF THE PAINTING.
THE PAINTING IS FRAMED AND
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Cheesy Penis
This is a unique cheetoh. My mother found this and laughed hysterically. It is one inch in length and has a defined head along with one descending and one undescending testicle. This item will make a good gag gift or bridal shower gift. It would also make a good stocking stuffer. We cannot guarantee the freshness of this prick, so we do not recommend you partake of this snack.
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Price Is Right Toast
Jordin Sparks American Idol Souvenir
2007 AMERICAN IDOL FINALE SOUVENIR
I was at the LIVE taping of American Idol tonight and had the privilege of sitting next to the stars present. I was 2nd ROW from the STAGE! Sitting next to me was Smokey Robinson. We had better seats than DAVID HASSELHOFF. I was also on TV more than once on tonight's show.
Up for bid is: My red VIP American Idol 2007 FINALE bracelet (has the American Idol logo and left uncut) and A "stash" of the confetti blown into the audience after the results were read.
The confetti was clearly seen on TV after the results were read. Watch the video below and see your confetti at 5:36 or into the video (35 seconds remaining).
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Square Of Toilet Paper
THE SINGLE GREATEST SHEET OF 2 PLY TOILET PAPER EVER MADE!
THIS ACTION IS FOR THIS ONE AMAZING TOILET PAPER SQUARE, AND THIS SQUARE ONLY.
YOU WILL BE THE ENVY OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, FRIENDS, AND FAMILY.
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Old Used Handheld Cock Toy
This old hand held cock toy is used but in great shape! Just give it a squeeze and the two tin cocks are fighting over what's in the bowl. The faster you squeeze on the handle, the faster these little pecker's go at it!
I didn't realize there was so much fun to be had back in the 50's till I came across this vintage pair of cocks! I've had so much fun squeezing my cock toy that I really hate to sell it.
But I'm sure there's someone out there more needy than I. Just imagine sitting at your desk with someone across from you going on and on about something no one cares about and you spring this one on them...
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My Dreadlocks! No Reserve!
It broke my heart to have to cut my dreads off, but due to the heat they generated, both physical heat and the heat from the local pig cops, I had to cut them off.
I tried to give them to Locks of Love figuring some sick child would love to rock them out, but Locks of Love said no. Go figure.
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Green Hornet Lot Of Old Pins
18 green hornet pins and buttons including box.
Box says as seen on abc tv.
The official green hornet button.
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Fertility Idol
OK, I know what you are thinking. We thought the same thing when we bought it, but it truly made a difference in our lives and brought us our beautiful baby girl. Please read our story with an open mind, and take note that we are not the typical "mystical Ebay seller" selling haunted stuffed toys or their Grandfather's ghost trapped in a watermelon.
It all started about 5 years ago. My wife and I had one daughter (Whom I adopted) and wanted to have another child. After months and months of attempts (wink wink, you don't hear me complaining too much) we were still unsuccessful.
After hearing the horror stories (and price tags) of fertility drugs and invitro fertilization we started to pursue alternative means to help us conceive. We tried herbs, blessings, spells, old wive's tales, etc.. You name it, we tried it...without success.
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I Don't Want To Be Eaten, Save Me!
SAVE ME FROM SNACKDOM!!!
Do you know how heartbreaking it is to be born a scooby doo snack? that your fate is to be eaten?? I didn't think so... no one understands my depression.
But you can help me... Pull me from the depths of my despair.. Just save me, take me home with you, and protect me from being eaten, digested, and then sadly.. What is left.. Pooped for fertilizer.
And you ask what I can do for you???
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
My Envelope
YOUR NAME HERE!!!
This Scam artist, he played one...
he played knickknack and had some fun,
With a knickknack a pattywack lets get some bids,
No I am not trying to play with your heads.
This Scam artist, he played two...
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VooDoo Coconut
So here it goes again....You are bidding on a genuine VooDoo Coconut which has played a key role in many of the events you have seen through the media (I'll have to abbreviate the stars names so this doesn't get cancelled again by my good friends at egay.):
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Mystery Auction Make Me An Offer
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A BOX, AND ONLY A BOX.
ANYTHING IN THE BOX IS A GIFT FROM ME TO THE WINNING BIDDER.
I WILL TELL YOU THERE ARE MANY GIFTS IN THIS MYSTERY BOX..
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Experience The Posibilities!!!
The Wal-Mart Vest comes with name badge/tag with YOUR NAME ON IT!!!
The picture shown in this auction of the name badge is simply a stock photo, and IS NOT THE NAMETAG YOU WILL BE RECEIVING.
The one in this auction for sale is will say whatever you want it to!!!.
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Al Pacino Celluloid Pin
Who is this?
Is it Al Pacino in his younger days?
I don't know.
Can anyone help me out here?
It's a nice large pin.
It measures 2.5" in diameter.
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
My Little Black Box
MYSTERY GIFT INSIDE.
I WILL TELL YOU THAT THIS GIFT HAS A TAG AND A USGL IDENTIFICATION CARD WITH IT.
THE REPLACEMENT VALUE IS $5,121.00!
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2 Million Dollar Showcased Tile Painting By Kelsey
This auction is for the fabulous drawing depicting what the world should be like through the eyes of my neice Kelsey.
Through the eyes of a cheery 6 year that has not a care in the world, skies are filled with bright blue borders, big puffy clouds, and distant dreamy stars. The grass is green and vivarant flowers flow across the landscape. The skies seem endless and time is just a mere number.
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Photo Of Bloody 147TH SB20
Photo is in amazing shape, with one one small spot in left center (see pic #5). Due to lighting, Photo seems to be very light but is actually very dark. Black and White photo.
Picture depicts 61 soliders from the Bloody 147th SB20. This was a class Squadron photo taken at KEESLER FIELD, MISSISSIPPI.
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My Empty Pimp Juice Can
Thanks to - a spotted dog!!!
The first bid is in!!! So the first item is added to the "BOX"!!!
Who wants me to add another item to the box.
Keep the bids going to pimp this box!!
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Pool Cue Tip
If anything is attached to this tip, it is a gift from me to you. I have seen alot of wierd stuff on Ebay sell for alot of money. This could be alot of fun. This auction is not a money maker for me.
In fact, I will donate proceeds from this auction to the needy at Thanksgiving. This will be verified upon request. We are honest people and our feedback reflects this. Good luck and have fun !!!
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Golfers Stool
WEIRD!!! Golf Seat/Stool of Golfers Legs and Feet ODD!!
Really weird looking seat or stool.
It has a plaid seat with a golfers legs and feet under it.
It is probably home made. The shoes are NIKE golf shoes.
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Moabdibah's Unique Auction Chain
TO GET INFORMATION ON:
ROLO MOABDIBAH'S
ONE TIME ONLY
"COUNTDOWN AUCTION CHAIN TO 07/07/07"!!!
Please read the following listing! At it's conclusion, you will find information about the Auction Chain, and how to play!!!
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Grandpa's Tie Clip
Up for auction i have my grandfather's tie clip. As far as I can tell it is real gold. I have had this clip in my possession for about 12 years now. This clip is quite literally a toilet.
I do not know a lot about this clip, except that he got it from work back in the 50's as a reward of some type. A little history about my grandfather...
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Inventory Reduction Sale Mystery Auction!
INVENTORY REDUCTION SALE MYSTERY WORTH $10,000 TO START
COME ONE COME ALL TO MY BIGGEST AND BEST MYSTERY AUCTION EVER!!
Actually, this is a Inventory Liquidation Auction.
I have decided to take a break from Mysterys for a while.
But before I do, I have to sell sell sell all the goodies I have stockpiled in my Living room and Dining room!!
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Haunted Doll Murder Mystery
BRIDE MURDERED BEFORE BIG DAY
It was supposed to be her big day. Tuesday May 22nd Dorene Gurkin had planned the biggest day of her life.
Over 200 friends and family had planned to share this wonderful day with her and her soon to be husband..NAPOLEAN HARDWOOD
It was early in the morning, May 21st when Dorenes sister Meg and the other six bridesmaids had planned to meet at a local favorite salon to get all there beauties in order.
The appointment was set for 9 oclock sharp and the only one missing was Dorene. Meg thought to herself..This isnt like her to be late, she would freak if any one of us were late!!!
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Monday, May 28, 2007
Need Relief
~Does love have you on Cloud 9?~
~Spend every moment thinking of that special someone?~
~Find it hard to concentrate or get work done?~
Here's some relief!
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Wierd Substance In Gatorade Bottle
There is something wierd in this gatorade bottle.
It looks like sperm, i think.
What could it be?
Its never been open.
It is still factory sealed.
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Wind Up Venus Robot
VENUS ROBOT. NEW, TIN TOY WIND UP ROBOT, ABOUT 5-1/2" (14.3cm.) TALL, COLLECTABLE.
NEW WITH BOX, WIND HER UP & WATCH HER WALK USING LITTLE PEGS THAT TURN UNDER HER FEET TO MOVE HER FORWARD, WHILE MOVING HER ARMS, HAS ON/OFF SWITCH ON CHEST, WORKS & LOOKS NICE, A NICE QUALITY TIN TOY, COLLECTABLE
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Cheetos House Numbers
I'll bet you've been wondering where you could get some rare house numbers made of genuine Cheetos. Well, your search has ended, and you have come to the right place! If your house address is "17," this is your lucky day!
But if it isn't don't despair. You can also use these on more addresses besides "17." For instance, if you're house number is "71" you would just have to reverse the numbers.
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Seashell Old man
Natural Seashell that has never been altered by man or machine.
This shell looks like an old man. A very ugly old man.
If you pay 50,000 dollars for this shell no one in the world will have one like this.
This is a one of a kind oppurtunity, you may have lots of money in the bank but how could you ever pay for something like this if someone did not find it or want to sell it.
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Antique Ceramic Human Skull
Excellent Condition.
This skull measures 8 inches long, 4 1/2 inches wide and stands 6 inches tall.
No chips or cracks.
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Abstract Dog Greek Winged Victory Samothrace
This art work is a one-of-a-kind small-scale sculpture, produced from the powerful maw of a assiduous canine, this plastic art work recalls the liberated figures of ancient Greece and Rome, such as the ancient Hellenistic Greek Winged Victory (or Nike) of Samothrace, in the Louvre Museum in Paris,
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1968 Life Is Like...
A Tube of Toothpaste Poster
Poem by Toby Lurie
Design by Art Bevacqva
Life is like a tube of tooth paste
Removed from the box
Unscrewed
Placed in an antiseptic place
felt daily
squeezed daily
tasted daily
but drained but drained
daily
until that firm soft
roundness disappears
and nothing remains
except a flattened
or
balled up covering
and this
unceremoniously
tossed in a
waste basket
Poster measures approximately 23" x 17 3/8"
Condition: Very nice, no holes or rips, the colors are very bright, light handling bends.
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Spy Magazine Hillary Clinton With Balls
September/October Spy Magazine. Hillary Clinton cover, Hillary's Big Secret. Very good condition.
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Animal Skull
Borat Jar Of Gypsy Tears Necklace
Vintage Latex Rubber Glove Mold
HERE IS AN ODD ESTATE FIND. IT SEEMS TO BE A MOLD FOR LATEX OR RUBBER GLOVES. I FOUND IT OUT IN THE GARDEN SHED WITH LOTS OF VINTAGE POTS. SO IT MAY HAVE BEEN USED TO HOLD CLIPPINGS AT ONE TIME. IT MEASURES 13 1/4" LONG AND HAS A WIRE TO HANG IT UPSIDE DOWN. PLEASE SEE PICTURE FOR DETAIL. IT ALSO HAS NUMERIC CALCULATIONS ON FRONT AND BACK. WISH I KNEW THE STORY BEHIND THAT! A REALLY COOL FIND!!! GOOD LUCK!!!
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Sunday, May 27, 2007
Woman's Chastity Belt.. With Teeth!?
I'm writing this listing from Beijing where I am currently located on an antique buying trip.
One of the dealers I buy from had something quite interesting for sale the other day: this female chastity belt!
I can't say I know much about chastity belts. This one measures about 29cm across at the waist, and about 29cm from the waist down to the bottom of it.
I have about a 32 inch waist and am 5 foot 10, and it fit me alright over my pants - maybe it was a little small.
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Hey Guys! Too Many Responsibilities? Want To Get Away!
Did you ever just want to get away?
Just take off for one year, do everything you never had a chance to do.
BUT...
Who would take over your Job?
Make sure the bills were paid?
Make sure the wife does not stray?
SOLUTION;
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Holy Pizza Hut Breadstick?
You are bidding on a one of a kind HOLY Breadstick from Pizza Hut.
One day I was sitting and eating a family order of breadsticks.
I bit in to this certain one and it had a hole in the end of it.
To my surpise I began to choke and no one was around...
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Satanic Ronald McDonald Shoe Horn?
Weird promotional item from McDonald's circa 1987!
A Ronald McDonald Shoe Horn!!! Genius Marketing Here!
Nothing captures a child's imagination like a little deranged clown to help them pull their church shoes on!
Does not appear to have shod a lot of persons.
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Heather Mills Dancing With The Stars
Cross Walk Sign
Official cross walk sign retired from the Football Hall of Fame city, Canton, Ohio.This genuine sign once graced our fine streets but is now retired from service. We purchased these lights and have modified them for "home" use.
Use your imagination and decorate your back yard, den, garage....or bar. These are also available as removed so you can modify them for your own use.
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Selling My Sole
THIS AUCTION WAS LOST BY UPS AND REPLACED WITH ANOTHER FOR THE BIDDER THAT WON IT.
SO.......
NOW I AM SELLING MY SOLE AGAIN.
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Elvis Presley G.I. Blues Autograph
Wonderful, unusual large 11" by 14" photo of Elvis Presley from the "G.I.Blues" movie set of 1960.
"G.I. Blues" was the first movie made by Elvis after he was mustered out of the Army. Production started on April 21, shooting commenced on May 2, ended on June 29. The movie opened on November 23, 1960.
This photo has a clear original signature, "To Jimmy, Many Thanks, Elvis Presley", as shown, in blue ball-point ink.
Photograph is clearly stamped on the back, "Coming Soon, Elvis in 'G.I.Blues', A Hal Wallis Production".
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Pirates Of The Caribbean Pinball!!
The machine is in Like New condition. The cabinet and playfield are in excellent shape.
A mechanical pirate ship that the player strikes with the pinball.
With each hit, the ship lowers its sails and eventually sinks into the playfield, thus revealing a shot into the Kraken's mouth.
In this area, the player can sink the ship, destroy the Kraken, and fight Davy Jones.
A mechanical treasures chest, the Dead Man's Chest, through which the player.
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Friday, May 25, 2007
VooDoo Coconut
You are bidding on a genuine VooDoo Coconut which has played a key role in many of the events you have seen through the media (I'll have to abbreviate the stars names so this doesn't get cancelled again by my good friends at egay.):
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Buying And Selling Our Children's Souls
Children of destiny are being enticed and lured by the spirit of the age.
Some have drifted unknowingly into the realm of darkness.
Will our sons and daughters accomplish their God-given mandate for this hour?
Or will they become a lost generation? Someone must rise up and sound the alarm.
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Lunch Or Lay
Hello!! My name is Penelope!!
And you are going to decide if I am lunch, or I lay!!!
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Wallet Full Of Cash
AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE PICURE THERE IS QUITE A LOT OF CASH STUFFED
INTO THIS LEATHER BI-FOLD WALLET SO STUFFED INTO
THIS WALLET TO WHERE IT WONT CLOSE ANYMORE!
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Diva's Guide
Stressed Out Mug
This is a humorous mug for those - "stressed out" days that seem like they will never end.
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Dancing Bride And Groom
THE WEDDING REMEMBERANCE
This can be used for decor
for the bridal shower, decor by the guest book,
or on any table used at the wedding or reception....
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Selling Of A Soul - My True Encounter
This is a Brand New Item!
All orders are shipped in a box.
This also includes Free delivery confirmation with each order.
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Haunted Doll Murder Mystery
BRIDE MURDERED BEFORE BIG DAY
It was supposed to be her big day. Tuesday May 22nd Dorene Gurkin had planned the biggest day of her life.
Over 200 friends and family had planned to share this wonderful day with her and her soon to be husband..NAPOLEAN HARDWOOD...
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Free Money???
FREE MONEY FROM CONTRACTORS.
Most don’t even know YOU (yes YOU!) could do it for them.
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Thursday, May 24, 2007
The Skittles Heist
The day started like any other... Fresh from the Skittles Plant, a large delivery truck full of the Rainbow treats was driving down the road.
The driver stopped for lunch & when he was done he discovered that he had been robbed! The took all the Skittles & even the tires!
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Diaper Revenge Sale
Has Someone Upset you, or EVER upset you, do you want REVENGE or PAYBACK without them knowing who it is that is doing them in!!
Or maybe you wanna play a prank on your buddy for a few laughs or send a College a gift they will Always Remember & Never Forget!!
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Empty Little Debbie Snack Cake
Empty Little Debbie Snack Cake Box.
There were once six Strawberry Shortcake Rolls inside.
But Not anymore!
I ate them, and they were UM,UM, Good!!
Now the box is ready for a new owner.
Wish you had one?
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20 Count Vintage PSA
I have recently taken over by ex-boyfriend's enormous amount of cards. He had too many and I need to dump them. I never understood why he needed or kept so many, so I am on here to find out. My hope is to show him that cheaters never win.
I am sure I could sell these cards individually, as there seems to be many household names within these boxes, but do not want spend the time or fees into a hobby I am not familiar with. Please keep my new girlfriend and I busy packing up these cards for you.
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The Back Door Has Been Left Open
The Back Door Has Been Left Open - Time to CASH IN.
Is anything BELOW on your Wish List???
Act Now - Or Be left behind...
Everything Can Become a Reality!
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Devious Skunk Odor
I sell stuff for less than straight from the facory.
No waiting for international shipping, or customs delays.
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1 System A Day
1 SYSTEM A DAY TO GIVE AWAY!
THATS RIGHT EVEN IF THERE IS ONLY 1 BIDDER - THAT BIDDER GETS A NEW SYTEM AS MY GIFT!!!
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1847 Eternally Yours
This is a silver cup (Silver soldered) from a company called 1847 rogers Bros.
Also imprinted on the bottom is: IS and EPNS and ETERNALLY YOURS
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Robot Pirate
ANIMATED PIRATE TALKING MANNEQUIN RETAIL SALESMAN.
GREAT IN STORE ADVERTISING SIGNAGE/ROBOTIC TALKING CHARACTER.
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Virgin Mary Fruit Nugget
Wow I just don’t know what to say.. I was eating some Tropicana Fruit Nuggets and I dropped one.
I noticed that it looked funny so I passed it around to my friends and posted it on break.com and got alot of the same responses.
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