Saturday, June 30, 2007

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I am now selling my "Pride and Joy" ...

My "Bread and Butter Money-Maker" ...

My Most Impressive Passive-Income Website EVER

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Looking For A Caboose?

Looking For A Caboose
This caboose belonged to a bachelor who lived in it full-time for several years. He relocated and has decided to sell this fully outfitted caboose. This is the real thing, not a toy or just a building made to look like a caboose. This one actually ran the rail for many years.

When it was retired he bought it and converted it to his living quarters. It has cooking stove, refrigerator, AC, shower, kitchen sink, sleeping area, and water heater. It's wired for phone and electricity. It's plumbed for hot and cold water, sewage and gas.

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Mike Tyson Boxer Jail Suit

Mike Tyson Boxer Jail Suit
MIKE TYSON DOLL

Mike is decked out in a prison outfit. this doll was produced around 1993 when mike went to jail.

Mike has a vinyl head and boxing gloves.

His body is cloth. It comes mint in original bag.

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God Touched My Bible!

God Touched My Bible!
I was reading my bible one night around 11:30, and it started to flap by itself. I thought i was shaking the bed, so I just laid there motionless but the two side continued to move about half an inch up and down.

I checked the air, but the current wasn't even close to the bible, and also there were no windows open. It moved for about 40 seconds until i closed it and opened it back up.

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Haunted Talking Chucky

Haunted Talking Chucky
My wife and I recently began acting as a half-way house for an adoption agency, which allows us to temporarily house children until they are adopted by foster parents.

Last month we welcomed a kind 8 year old boy named James into our home. A very kind and self-kept boy, James spent most of his time playing with this doll, which initially reminded me of the ‘Chuckie’ doll from the movie Child’s Play...

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Bug Terminater

Bug Terminater
You are Viewing A...

You are about to witness The ultimate in Mother natures...

BUG and Varmint control system...

If you are the least bit squeemish.. about viewing death and turmoil...

Laced with anxiety, desperation, and down-right stark terror....

Then you need not proceed any further...

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Real Alligator Head

Real Alligator Head
THIS IS A 6" REAL ALLIGATOR HEAD THAT I ACQUIRED AT AN INDIAN POW WOW.

THEY ARE NOT SEEN EVERY DAY. IT IS DRIED AND COATED FOR PROTECTION.

IT IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION AND HAS ALL OF HIS TEETH.

THE MOUTH IS OPEN SLIGHTLY TO SHOW THOSE POINTY DAGGERS.

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My Undying Love And Affection

My Undying Love And Affection
If you are the winner of this auction, you will receive:

-A printed certificate, signed by me, Hunter (an attractive, 21 year-old Californian male,) certifying that you are the focus of my undying love and passion.

-Some pictures of me to show your friends the one who loves you so dearly.

-My perpetual love and desire for you, body and soul.

Will you win me? You decide!

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Apple Iphone Bought By Spike Lee

Apple Iphone Bought By Spike Lee
Keep A Child Alive is a campaign that offers people the opportunity to provide lifesaving antiretroviral (ARV) medicine and support services directly to children and families with HIV/AIDS in some of the worlds poorest countries.

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Trebuchet Slingshot

Trebuchet Slingshot
TREBUCHET (SLINGSHOT/CATAPULT) HUGE 62CM TALL (2ft).

FULLY WORKING!

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Pirates Of The Caribbean

Pirates Of The Caribbean
AARGH!! ME HEARTY'S

DIRTY HARRY'S PROUDLY BRINGS YOU...

THE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW COSTUME.

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Friday, June 29, 2007

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Think Your Good In Bed?

Think Your Good In Bed?
You could be better...

Instant Download With Immediate Paypal Purchase!

Many Pictures and Diagrams To Help You Be Better In Bed!

A recent survey shows that 70% of women either have cheated, are cheating, or would take the chance to do so if given the opportunity. Once a woman has a man, their sexuality is forced into a predictable role and their sex life becomes bland and repetitive. Yet, deep inside, they remain to be the same sexual beings they always used to be.

A girl friend of mine who I talked to just a month ago amitted to me that she cheated on her husband for a potbellied, jobless, live-at-home bum. She told me she had never found another lover like him again and couldn’t resist satisfying in her guilty pleasure.

After reading my eBooks, you will learn how to meet her sexual desires and turn yourself into the man she has always fantasized about.

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Urine Blacklite?

Urine Blacklite?
FIND OUT WHERE SPOT DONE IT WITH THE URINE BLACKLITE.

SHINE ON THOSE CRAZY SPOTS AND FIND OUT WHERE THAT NASTY SMELL IS COMING FROM.

GREAT FOR PARTIES TOO!!

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Sunscreen

Sunscreen
~ You are Bidding on SUNSCREEN ~

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Leather Hanging Supspension Swing!

Leather Hanging Supspension Swing!
~ One Man, One Workshop ~

~ One Piece at a Time ~

Each and every item is made by PaddleDaddy himself.

Whether it's working with wood or leather, I believe everything I make should be functional and beautiful at the same time.

My gear is all handcrafted in my shop using the finest hard and soft woods, high quality latigo leather, and durable hardware.

Product designs are constantly test by experienced players to ensure that you will get the most value and enjoyment out of your purchase.

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Fly Swatter

Fly Swatter
Smak Dat Fly!

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Chicken Noodle Soup! For The Soul?

Chicken Noodle Soup! For The Soul?
A CAN OF "AMERICA'S FAVORITE" CAMBELLS CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP. SOUP IN THE CAN IS GOOD, HOWEVER POLICY RULES STATE THAT THIS WILL NOT BE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.

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Pure Cane

Pure Cane
Latin America's Finest!

You are bidding on 100 grams of pure crystal powder.

It belonged to my deadbeat husband before he cheated on me with my best friend. Payback is a $#!*%

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Last White Rat Autograph Vanbiesbrouck?

Last White Rat Autograph Vanbiesbrouck
Scott "Rat" Mellanby killed a rat in the locker room and started the plastic rat throwing craze early in the 1995-96 season that accompanied Florida's run to the finals. Rat Throwing Panthers fans saw their young team ride the coattails of netminder John Vanbiesbrouck and 30-goal man Mellanby to an unbelievable 92-point season.

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College Term Papers For Sale

College Term Papers For Sale
ALL TOPICS, WRITTEN BY SUCCESSFUL WRITERS AND CHECKED BY TEACHERS.

Acceptance Essays American History

Anatomy Physiology Animal Science

Anthropology Architecture

Art Astronomy

Biographies Book Reports

Business Computers

Economics Education

Engineering English

Environment Ethics??

European History Foreign Languages

Geography Government/Politics

Health/Beauty History

Human Sexuality Legal Issues

Marketing Mathematics

Medicine Movies/TV

Music Mythology

Philosophy Physics

Political Science Psychology

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Transformer

Transformer
1984 (c) Transformer, SHOCKWAVE, part of the Decepticon Operations

Transforms from a Laser Gun to a Robot and back

Has original Toys R Us price sticker of $23.97

Never Opened

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Priceless Art

Priceless Art
AN ORIGINAL DRAWING/DOODLE!!!

I'm not sure what the image is, but it does draw laughter out of anyone when they see it.

The composition was drawn on a torn of piece of a beer box (Miller lite to be specific) and it was drawn with a sharpie marker.

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Farts In A Jar

Farts In A Jar
I have been farting in this jar for a couple of weeks now, and I think it's finally full. You're bidding on this stinky, smelly jar of my gas.

Play a prank on your friends!

Enjoy the smells for yourself!

Whatever!

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Chocolate Chip Cookie Butt Crack

Chocolate Chip Cookie Butt Crack
A real chocolate chip cookie butt crack!! what a find in a bowl of cookies.

Its fresh and clean just cracked the seal today june24,07.

Along with the cookie you will get a roll of toilet paper to keep your cookie clean.

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Cheezies Rare Exotic Bird

Cheezies Rare Exotic Bird
100% RARE! NO OTHER LIKE IT!

You are bidding on a rare 2007 Hawkins Cheezie Bird look-a-like cheezie! Cheezie is exactly as shown!

I found this Hawkins Cheezie in a bag of cheezies at work, it was lunch time and it was the last bag of cheezies in the vending machine. I wanted a snack so I bought the cheezies.

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Day Of The Dead Bride

Day Of The Dead Bride
HERE IS A REALLY NICE DAY OF THE DEAD BRIDE.... CUSTOM MADE WORK OF ART I CREATED... (MEASURES: 6 1/4 INCHES TALL X 2 4/8 INCHES WIDE AT THE BOTTOM).... AWESOME PAINT JOB I DID ON THIS PIECE....

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Piece Of The Berlin Wall!

Piece Of The Berlin Wall!
From a Deseased Estate
Bought back from Berlin in the early 90s

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Lineman Belt Garden City Ks.

Lineman Belt Garden City Ks.
You are bidding on aBelt buckle says on front" Underground-Overhead-Metering School, 1984, Garden City, Ks", and backWheatland Electric Coop Inc., Garden City, Ks. 67846, LIMITED EDITION No. 140 of 300, Ultra Ent. Inc, Denver, Colo, Copyright 1983. In good shape, about 3" across.

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Viola And Daisy Hilton Siamese Twins

Viola And Daisy Hilton Siamese Twins
This photograph shows "Siamese" twins, Daisy Hilton typing while her inseparable sister Viola sews. 1924, November 29.

The archival index card that accompanied the photograph stated: "Twins are capable of earning living in practical pursuits."

Actual photograph is much sharper and detailed than the resolution scanned image used here.

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Scary Faces On Bread

Scary Faces On Bread
I sliced some french bread and two of the slices have very scarey faces on them. These faces have not been altered and are actually as you see in the picture. The bread has been dried and is hard to the touch. No mold or mildew. The smiles on the face are sinister.

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George W. Smokin...

George W. Smokin...
Never easy to find, these pendants have been made by hobos, vagabonds, and traveling craftsmen for decades.

They probably became the most famous for being sold at Grateful Dead shows since the sixties, but were being made long before that.

Likely the first was made in 1932, the year that Washington first appeared on the US quarter...

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

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2 Envelopes Sent To Paris Hilton In Jail


FROM YOUR FAVORITE STAR'S TRASH STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOME!

We guarantee that each item comes from the trash bins outside the celebrity's home!*

This auction is for:

Own a piece of Hollywood history! Set of 2 framed stamped and opened mail envelopes sent to Paris Hilton, Century Regional Detention Facility, Booking #9424185, 11705 S. Alameda St., Lynwood, CA 90262.

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Star Trash Paris HIlton

Star Trash Paris HIlton
FROM YOUR FAVORITE STAR'S TRASH STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOME!

We guarantee that each item comes from the trash bins outside the celebrity's home!*

This auction is for:

PARTY ANIMAL Organic gourmet empty dog food can! People Magazine online reported that six cases of this gourmet dog food were delivered to Paris' house, along with a large fruit basket from Edible Arrangements that included chocolate-covered strawberries, grapes and melons on Thursday, June 7, 2007.

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International Wind-Breaking Contest

International Wind-Breaking Contest
- THE ORIGINAL VINTAGE -

INTERNATIONAL

WIND-BREAKING

- CONTEST -

Excellent, like new. CD is scratch-free...

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Fight For The Little Guy!

Fight For The Little Guy!
Ok, here’s the deal. I was a victim of predatory lending. I’m not saying it isn’t my fault, but I was definitely lead down the rosy path!

I am the third generation to live on this farm and this is my last shot to keep it. I understand this may seem a little weird, a gimmick if you will, but definitely not any sort of scam.

I want to be clear on what you are getting. I am selling off the farm in square feet, 1 inch thick. If you really want, I can box up and send you a one foot by one foot by one inch equivalent bag of good Minnesota black dirt for 99 cents plus shipping and handling or preferably you would leave it where it is and know you helped out a nice guy!

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Hell Raiser Music Box

Hell Raiser Music Box
"LeMarchand's first and arguably most classic, puzzle construct. It's complexity was managed by expanding on the design of a similar box designed and constructed by Albertus Magnus in the thirteenth century. When operated properly, a pleasing melody issues from within which belies its true nature."

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Cell Daru

Cell Daru
This is an auction for Cell Daru the AA Battery, if you buy this auction, you would have this wonderful battery Cell Daru the Battery is special because you don't have to feed it, and you don't have to put so much time into taking care of it.

He loves to hear your stories this is great for those people who love to talk.

There are many people out there who would appreciate someone so special like Cell Daru. So act fast bid and win this wonderful character.

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Keep The Kids Cool This Summer!

Keep The Kids Cool This Summer!
Unleash the kid inside you!

With...

D'ziner Snow - Instant SNOW!

Just add water, mix and play!

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Original Pet Poo

Original Pet Poo
Show that you can, indeed, give a poo: to your friends, co-workers, bosses, loved ones, not-so-loved ones and so on (the possibilities are endless!).

Best of all, our poos don't stink! It's scent-free and durable (we've thrown it against a brick wall and it bounced!).

Our Pet Poos are approximately 1.5" in diameter (a convenient size that will fit in your purse or pocket!). It's deluxe carrying case, made of translucent plastic polyethelene is approximately 2" high and wide.

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Frog Shot Glass Holder

Frog Shot Glass Holder
HE is a girthy 4 inches tall - Glass covers head and shaft leaving balls exposed.

Perfect condition.

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Bag Of Grits

Bag Of Grits
One Bag Of REAL Grits!

If you never tried 'em, you been missin' out on one of the best tastin' southern foods of all times.

They're so good, you'll wanna eat 'em with your hands...

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Please Help Me Get To The Races

Please Help Me Get To The Races
WELL WORN BUT REALLY COMFORTABLE PAIR OF LEVI 501 BUTTON DOWN BLUE JEANS THAT MY WIFE FOUND WHILE CLEANING OUT OUR CLOSET AND THREW IN A PILE TO BE THROWN OUT, WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT HER ACTIONS SHE GOT SMART WITH ME AND TOLD ME TO PUT THEM ON EBAY AND IF THEY SOLD SHE WOULD PAY FOR ME TO GO TO A NASCAR RACE...

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Cindy

Cindy
I've removed the picture of her without clothing. She is anatomically correct on top. THIS IS NOT A SEX DOLL, IT IS A LIFESIZE DOLL. It can be used as a mannequin or a decoration.

It was not made for use in sexual activities. It does not have genitals. It is just a fun, novelty item. Thanks!!!

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Dog Pile Mystery Auction

Dog Pile Mystery Auction
Rusty got into his owner's stash of $cash$ while he was away!!

Now, he's leaving his @!$$@! all over the place!!

Rusty needs some help cleaning up the mess of #@$$@# he's leaving everywhere!!

He's baggin' it all up and ready to send it out!!!

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Worn Wife Beater

Worn Wife Beater
YOU ARE BIDDING ON MY WORN WIFE BEATER.

Don't Beat Women!

I LIVE I FL. THE HOT STATE.

HARD TIMES.

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

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An Evening With Cary Thomas

An Evening With Cary Thomas
That's right ladies...Cary Thomas is on sale at eBay!

Delight yourself with an evening of good company by the pool, or by the bedside.

Have dinner by candlelight. Care for a nice massage? Cary is also skilled on the BBQ and in the kitchen.

Top bidder may need help folding clothes, or washing dishes. Need a baby sitter? Need the dogs to go for a walk? Look no further!

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Give Them The Bird

Give Them The Bird
You're going to wonder how you ever got by without this... THE FINGER!

The finger is a life sized human clenched hand. It attaches to any smooth surface using the two suction caps you see around the cuff.

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My Norwegian Imaginary Friend

My Norwegian Imaginary Friend
I'm selling my Norwegian imaginary friend. He has been a very good support for me the last couple of years, but I have now chosen to sell him. His Name is Sven Einar. I'm not really sure about his age, but I'm pretty sure he's somewhere between 19 and 25.

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Haunted Murder Mystery Doll

Haunted Murder Mystery Doll
BRIDE MURDERED BEFORE BIG DAY.

TOUCH THE COFFIN...

GO AHEAD TOUCH IT!

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Loot Scoopin Crane

Loot Scoopin Crane
THE ONLY LOOT SCOOPING MYSTERY AUCTION

YOU WILL NOT BE WINNING STUFFED ANIMALS....MY PRI$ES ARE BETTER..

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George Gershwin Signed Letter

George Gershwin Signed Letter
Typed letter signed on Gershwin's personal New York stationery. Gershwin writes to Frank Crowninshield, the editor of ''Vanity Fair'', introducing ''?Miss Eleanor Baldwin, who would like to have a few moments with you. I shall appreciate any courtesy you may extend to her.'' Some folds and a paper clip mark, otherwise very good. Undated. Size: 8.5'' x 11''

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Erie Barbershop Leeching Pottery

Erie Barbershop Leeching Pottery
Erie Barbershop Leeching Leech Pottery Crock Bleeding.

~~~Ladies & Gentleman, It's Simply the BEST of the BEST!

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48 Pieces Of Crap

48 Pieces Of Crap
Yes, I said CRAP!

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Hand Made Battle Axe

Hand Made Battle Axe
This is a hand - made battle axe and is currently in it's raw form. This is completely original and is cut and welded to look like the axe's you would find in midieval times.

This axe is 4ft 6 inches long, has 2 double edged blades and 10- 2 inch long spikes on the handle.

A 6 inch long spear is located on the end. This axe should be sand blasted and powder coated or painted.

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Cows Licking Lips

Cows Licking Lips
Cows Licking Lips Milk on Grass Poster Out Of Print.

This is an amazing poster in PERFECT condition.

It measures approx. 24 x 36 and is much better than the picture looks. It is VERY rare!

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Felix The Cat

Felix The Cat
You are bidding on a 50% cotton/50% poly vintage-look T-shirt from JUNK FOOD in a size large.

It is red with FELIX THE CAT on the chest and "9" on the back.

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A Pencil

A Pencil
THIS IS A PENCIL.

THE PENCIL IS NOT A REGULAR PENCIL AS YOU CAN SEE.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

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Sex Dominoes

Sex Dominoes
I'm sure Dominoes wasn't like THIS when I was a kid...

SEX DOMINOES - Brightly decorated domino pieces that are sure to help you liven up your evenings!

This brand new sealed product actually has rules to three different adult games that can be played with the set, Knock 'em down, Sex Train, and Lucky ****.

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Miss Naughty

Miss Naughty
Oh my - check out this doll for grown ups - Miss Naughty™ - definitely NOT the kind of girl you want to take home to meet mum!

(Maybe the kind of girl some would want to take home when mum wasn't there though...)

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Just A Paper Sack

Just A Paper Sack
I have just a paper sack, of course it's made of porcelain I believe!

It's really cute and I didn't know where to list it so here it is...

In excellent condition.

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New Orleans Magic Spells VooDoo Doll

New Orleans Magic Spells VooDoo Doll
WANT TO GET LUCKY? ---- NO RESERVE!
Vintage voodoo doll with a shiny material dress and hand painted face. There are several pins and gold colored objects stuck into the doll and it holds a yellow nylon 'capture bag". It is in excellent cond