Saturday, June 30, 2007

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No Advertising!
I am now selling my "Pride and Joy" ...

My "Bread and Butter Money-Maker" ...

My Most Impressive Passive-Income Website EVER

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Looking For A Caboose?

Looking For A Caboose
This caboose belonged to a bachelor who lived in it full-time for several years. He relocated and has decided to sell this fully outfitted caboose. This is the real thing, not a toy or just a building made to look like a caboose. This one actually ran the rail for many years.

When it was retired he bought it and converted it to his living quarters. It has cooking stove, refrigerator, AC, shower, kitchen sink, sleeping area, and water heater. It's wired for phone and electricity. It's plumbed for hot and cold water, sewage and gas.

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Mike Tyson Boxer Jail Suit

Mike Tyson Boxer Jail Suit
MIKE TYSON DOLL

Mike is decked out in a prison outfit. this doll was produced around 1993 when mike went to jail.

Mike has a vinyl head and boxing gloves.

His body is cloth. It comes mint in original bag.

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God Touched My Bible!

God Touched My Bible!
I was reading my bible one night around 11:30, and it started to flap by itself. I thought i was shaking the bed, so I just laid there motionless but the two side continued to move about half an inch up and down.

I checked the air, but the current wasn't even close to the bible, and also there were no windows open. It moved for about 40 seconds until i closed it and opened it back up.

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Haunted Talking Chucky

Haunted Talking Chucky
My wife and I recently began acting as a half-way house for an adoption agency, which allows us to temporarily house children until they are adopted by foster parents.

Last month we welcomed a kind 8 year old boy named James into our home. A very kind and self-kept boy, James spent most of his time playing with this doll, which initially reminded me of the ‘Chuckie’ doll from the movie Child’s Play...

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Bug Terminater

Bug Terminater
You are Viewing A...

You are about to witness The ultimate in Mother natures...

BUG and Varmint control system...

If you are the least bit squeemish.. about viewing death and turmoil...

Laced with anxiety, desperation, and down-right stark terror....

Then you need not proceed any further...

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Real Alligator Head

Real Alligator Head
THIS IS A 6" REAL ALLIGATOR HEAD THAT I ACQUIRED AT AN INDIAN POW WOW.

THEY ARE NOT SEEN EVERY DAY. IT IS DRIED AND COATED FOR PROTECTION.

IT IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION AND HAS ALL OF HIS TEETH.

THE MOUTH IS OPEN SLIGHTLY TO SHOW THOSE POINTY DAGGERS.

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My Undying Love And Affection

My Undying Love And Affection
If you are the winner of this auction, you will receive:

-A printed certificate, signed by me, Hunter (an attractive, 21 year-old Californian male,) certifying that you are the focus of my undying love and passion.

-Some pictures of me to show your friends the one who loves you so dearly.

-My perpetual love and desire for you, body and soul.

Will you win me? You decide!

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Apple Iphone Bought By Spike Lee

Apple Iphone Bought By Spike Lee
Keep A Child Alive is a campaign that offers people the opportunity to provide lifesaving antiretroviral (ARV) medicine and support services directly to children and families with HIV/AIDS in some of the worlds poorest countries.

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Trebuchet Slingshot

Trebuchet Slingshot
TREBUCHET (SLINGSHOT/CATAPULT) HUGE 62CM TALL (2ft).

FULLY WORKING!

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Pirates Of The Caribbean

Pirates Of The Caribbean
AARGH!! ME HEARTY'S

DIRTY HARRY'S PROUDLY BRINGS YOU...

THE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW COSTUME.

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Friday, June 29, 2007

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Think Your Good In Bed?

Think Your Good In Bed?
You could be better...

Instant Download With Immediate Paypal Purchase!

Many Pictures and Diagrams To Help You Be Better In Bed!

A recent survey shows that 70% of women either have cheated, are cheating, or would take the chance to do so if given the opportunity. Once a woman has a man, their sexuality is forced into a predictable role and their sex life becomes bland and repetitive. Yet, deep inside, they remain to be the same sexual beings they always used to be.

A girl friend of mine who I talked to just a month ago amitted to me that she cheated on her husband for a potbellied, jobless, live-at-home bum. She told me she had never found another lover like him again and couldn’t resist satisfying in her guilty pleasure.

After reading my eBooks, you will learn how to meet her sexual desires and turn yourself into the man she has always fantasized about.

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Urine Blacklite?

Urine Blacklite?
FIND OUT WHERE SPOT DONE IT WITH THE URINE BLACKLITE.

SHINE ON THOSE CRAZY SPOTS AND FIND OUT WHERE THAT NASTY SMELL IS COMING FROM.

GREAT FOR PARTIES TOO!!

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Sunscreen

Sunscreen
~ You are Bidding on SUNSCREEN ~

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Leather Hanging Supspension Swing!

Leather Hanging Supspension Swing!
~ One Man, One Workshop ~

~ One Piece at a Time ~

Each and every item is made by PaddleDaddy himself.

Whether it's working with wood or leather, I believe everything I make should be functional and beautiful at the same time.

My gear is all handcrafted in my shop using the finest hard and soft woods, high quality latigo leather, and durable hardware.

Product designs are constantly test by experienced players to ensure that you will get the most value and enjoyment out of your purchase.

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Fly Swatter

Fly Swatter
Smak Dat Fly!

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Chicken Noodle Soup! For The Soul?

Chicken Noodle Soup! For The Soul?
A CAN OF "AMERICA'S FAVORITE" CAMBELLS CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP. SOUP IN THE CAN IS GOOD, HOWEVER POLICY RULES STATE THAT THIS WILL NOT BE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.

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Pure Cane

Pure Cane
Latin America's Finest!

You are bidding on 100 grams of pure crystal powder.

It belonged to my deadbeat husband before he cheated on me with my best friend. Payback is a $#!*%

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Last White Rat Autograph Vanbiesbrouck?

Last White Rat Autograph Vanbiesbrouck
Scott "Rat" Mellanby killed a rat in the locker room and started the plastic rat throwing craze early in the 1995-96 season that accompanied Florida's run to the finals. Rat Throwing Panthers fans saw their young team ride the coattails of netminder John Vanbiesbrouck and 30-goal man Mellanby to an unbelievable 92-point season.

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College Term Papers For Sale

College Term Papers For Sale
ALL TOPICS, WRITTEN BY SUCCESSFUL WRITERS AND CHECKED BY TEACHERS.

Acceptance Essays American History

Anatomy Physiology Animal Science

Anthropology Architecture

Art Astronomy

Biographies Book Reports

Business Computers

Economics Education

Engineering English

Environment Ethics??

European History Foreign Languages

Geography Government/Politics

Health/Beauty History

Human Sexuality Legal Issues

Marketing Mathematics

Medicine Movies/TV

Music Mythology

Philosophy Physics

Political Science Psychology

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Transformer

Transformer
1984 (c) Transformer, SHOCKWAVE, part of the Decepticon Operations

Transforms from a Laser Gun to a Robot and back

Has original Toys R Us price sticker of $23.97

Never Opened

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Priceless Art

Priceless Art
AN ORIGINAL DRAWING/DOODLE!!!

I'm not sure what the image is, but it does draw laughter out of anyone when they see it.

The composition was drawn on a torn of piece of a beer box (Miller lite to be specific) and it was drawn with a sharpie marker.

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Farts In A Jar

Farts In A Jar
I have been farting in this jar for a couple of weeks now, and I think it's finally full. You're bidding on this stinky, smelly jar of my gas.

Play a prank on your friends!

Enjoy the smells for yourself!

Whatever!

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Chocolate Chip Cookie Butt Crack

Chocolate Chip Cookie Butt Crack
A real chocolate chip cookie butt crack!! what a find in a bowl of cookies.

Its fresh and clean just cracked the seal today june24,07.

Along with the cookie you will get a roll of toilet paper to keep your cookie clean.

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Cheezies Rare Exotic Bird

Cheezies Rare Exotic Bird
100% RARE! NO OTHER LIKE IT!

You are bidding on a rare 2007 Hawkins Cheezie Bird look-a-like cheezie! Cheezie is exactly as shown!

I found this Hawkins Cheezie in a bag of cheezies at work, it was lunch time and it was the last bag of cheezies in the vending machine. I wanted a snack so I bought the cheezies.

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Day Of The Dead Bride

Day Of The Dead Bride
HERE IS A REALLY NICE DAY OF THE DEAD BRIDE.... CUSTOM MADE WORK OF ART I CREATED... (MEASURES: 6 1/4 INCHES TALL X 2 4/8 INCHES WIDE AT THE BOTTOM).... AWESOME PAINT JOB I DID ON THIS PIECE....

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Piece Of The Berlin Wall!

Piece Of The Berlin Wall!
From a Deseased Estate
Bought back from Berlin in the early 90s

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Lineman Belt Garden City Ks.

Lineman Belt Garden City Ks.
You are bidding on aBelt buckle says on front" Underground-Overhead-Metering School, 1984, Garden City, Ks", and backWheatland Electric Coop Inc., Garden City, Ks. 67846, LIMITED EDITION No. 140 of 300, Ultra Ent. Inc, Denver, Colo, Copyright 1983. In good shape, about 3" across.

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Viola And Daisy Hilton Siamese Twins

Viola And Daisy Hilton Siamese Twins
This photograph shows "Siamese" twins, Daisy Hilton typing while her inseparable sister Viola sews. 1924, November 29.

The archival index card that accompanied the photograph stated: "Twins are capable of earning living in practical pursuits."

Actual photograph is much sharper and detailed than the resolution scanned image used here.

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Scary Faces On Bread

Scary Faces On Bread
I sliced some french bread and two of the slices have very scarey faces on them. These faces have not been altered and are actually as you see in the picture. The bread has been dried and is hard to the touch. No mold or mildew. The smiles on the face are sinister.

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George W. Smokin...

George W. Smokin...
Never easy to find, these pendants have been made by hobos, vagabonds, and traveling craftsmen for decades.

They probably became the most famous for being sold at Grateful Dead shows since the sixties, but were being made long before that.

Likely the first was made in 1932, the year that Washington first appeared on the US quarter...

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

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2 Envelopes Sent To Paris Hilton In Jail


FROM YOUR FAVORITE STAR'S TRASH STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOME!

We guarantee that each item comes from the trash bins outside the celebrity's home!*

This auction is for:

Own a piece of Hollywood history! Set of 2 framed stamped and opened mail envelopes sent to Paris Hilton, Century Regional Detention Facility, Booking #9424185, 11705 S. Alameda St., Lynwood, CA 90262.

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Star Trash Paris HIlton

Star Trash Paris HIlton
FROM YOUR FAVORITE STAR'S TRASH STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOME!

We guarantee that each item comes from the trash bins outside the celebrity's home!*

This auction is for:

PARTY ANIMAL Organic gourmet empty dog food can! People Magazine online reported that six cases of this gourmet dog food were delivered to Paris' house, along with a large fruit basket from Edible Arrangements that included chocolate-covered strawberries, grapes and melons on Thursday, June 7, 2007.

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International Wind-Breaking Contest

International Wind-Breaking Contest
- THE ORIGINAL VINTAGE -

INTERNATIONAL

WIND-BREAKING

- CONTEST -

Excellent, like new. CD is scratch-free...

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Fight For The Little Guy!

Fight For The Little Guy!
Ok, here’s the deal. I was a victim of predatory lending. I’m not saying it isn’t my fault, but I was definitely lead down the rosy path!

I am the third generation to live on this farm and this is my last shot to keep it. I understand this may seem a little weird, a gimmick if you will, but definitely not any sort of scam.

I want to be clear on what you are getting. I am selling off the farm in square feet, 1 inch thick. If you really want, I can box up and send you a one foot by one foot by one inch equivalent bag of good Minnesota black dirt for 99 cents plus shipping and handling or preferably you would leave it where it is and know you helped out a nice guy!

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Hell Raiser Music Box

Hell Raiser Music Box
"LeMarchand's first and arguably most classic, puzzle construct. It's complexity was managed by expanding on the design of a similar box designed and constructed by Albertus Magnus in the thirteenth century. When operated properly, a pleasing melody issues from within which belies its true nature."

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Cell Daru

Cell Daru
This is an auction for Cell Daru the AA Battery, if you buy this auction, you would have this wonderful battery Cell Daru the Battery is special because you don't have to feed it, and you don't have to put so much time into taking care of it.

He loves to hear your stories this is great for those people who love to talk.

There are many people out there who would appreciate someone so special like Cell Daru. So act fast bid and win this wonderful character.

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Keep The Kids Cool This Summer!

Keep The Kids Cool This Summer!
Unleash the kid inside you!

With...

D'ziner Snow - Instant SNOW!

Just add water, mix and play!

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Original Pet Poo

Original Pet Poo
Show that you can, indeed, give a poo: to your friends, co-workers, bosses, loved ones, not-so-loved ones and so on (the possibilities are endless!).

Best of all, our poos don't stink! It's scent-free and durable (we've thrown it against a brick wall and it bounced!).

Our Pet Poos are approximately 1.5" in diameter (a convenient size that will fit in your purse or pocket!). It's deluxe carrying case, made of translucent plastic polyethelene is approximately 2" high and wide.

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Frog Shot Glass Holder

Frog Shot Glass Holder
HE is a girthy 4 inches tall - Glass covers head and shaft leaving balls exposed.

Perfect condition.

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Bag Of Grits

Bag Of Grits
One Bag Of REAL Grits!

If you never tried 'em, you been missin' out on one of the best tastin' southern foods of all times.

They're so good, you'll wanna eat 'em with your hands...

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Please Help Me Get To The Races

Please Help Me Get To The Races
WELL WORN BUT REALLY COMFORTABLE PAIR OF LEVI 501 BUTTON DOWN BLUE JEANS THAT MY WIFE FOUND WHILE CLEANING OUT OUR CLOSET AND THREW IN A PILE TO BE THROWN OUT, WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT HER ACTIONS SHE GOT SMART WITH ME AND TOLD ME TO PUT THEM ON EBAY AND IF THEY SOLD SHE WOULD PAY FOR ME TO GO TO A NASCAR RACE...

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Cindy

Cindy
I've removed the picture of her without clothing. She is anatomically correct on top. THIS IS NOT A SEX DOLL, IT IS A LIFESIZE DOLL. It can be used as a mannequin or a decoration.

It was not made for use in sexual activities. It does not have genitals. It is just a fun, novelty item. Thanks!!!

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Dog Pile Mystery Auction

Dog Pile Mystery Auction
Rusty got into his owner's stash of $cash$ while he was away!!

Now, he's leaving his @!$$@! all over the place!!

Rusty needs some help cleaning up the mess of #@$$@# he's leaving everywhere!!

He's baggin' it all up and ready to send it out!!!

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Worn Wife Beater

Worn Wife Beater
YOU ARE BIDDING ON MY WORN WIFE BEATER.

Don't Beat Women!

I LIVE I FL. THE HOT STATE.

HARD TIMES.

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

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An Evening With Cary Thomas

An Evening With Cary Thomas
That's right ladies...Cary Thomas is on sale at eBay!

Delight yourself with an evening of good company by the pool, or by the bedside.

Have dinner by candlelight. Care for a nice massage? Cary is also skilled on the BBQ and in the kitchen.

Top bidder may need help folding clothes, or washing dishes. Need a baby sitter? Need the dogs to go for a walk? Look no further!

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Give Them The Bird

Give Them The Bird
You're going to wonder how you ever got by without this... THE FINGER!

The finger is a life sized human clenched hand. It attaches to any smooth surface using the two suction caps you see around the cuff.

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My Norwegian Imaginary Friend

My Norwegian Imaginary Friend
I'm selling my Norwegian imaginary friend. He has been a very good support for me the last couple of years, but I have now chosen to sell him. His Name is Sven Einar. I'm not really sure about his age, but I'm pretty sure he's somewhere between 19 and 25.

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Haunted Murder Mystery Doll

Haunted Murder Mystery Doll
BRIDE MURDERED BEFORE BIG DAY.

TOUCH THE COFFIN...

GO AHEAD TOUCH IT!

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Loot Scoopin Crane

Loot Scoopin Crane
THE ONLY LOOT SCOOPING MYSTERY AUCTION

YOU WILL NOT BE WINNING STUFFED ANIMALS....MY PRI$ES ARE BETTER..

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George Gershwin Signed Letter

George Gershwin Signed Letter
Typed letter signed on Gershwin's personal New York stationery. Gershwin writes to Frank Crowninshield, the editor of ''Vanity Fair'', introducing ''?Miss Eleanor Baldwin, who would like to have a few moments with you. I shall appreciate any courtesy you may extend to her.'' Some folds and a paper clip mark, otherwise very good. Undated. Size: 8.5'' x 11''

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Erie Barbershop Leeching Pottery

Erie Barbershop Leeching Pottery
Erie Barbershop Leeching Leech Pottery Crock Bleeding.

~~~Ladies & Gentleman, It's Simply the BEST of the BEST!

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48 Pieces Of Crap

48 Pieces Of Crap
Yes, I said CRAP!

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Hand Made Battle Axe

Hand Made Battle Axe
This is a hand - made battle axe and is currently in it's raw form. This is completely original and is cut and welded to look like the axe's you would find in midieval times.

This axe is 4ft 6 inches long, has 2 double edged blades and 10- 2 inch long spikes on the handle.

A 6 inch long spear is located on the end. This axe should be sand blasted and powder coated or painted.

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Cows Licking Lips

Cows Licking Lips
Cows Licking Lips Milk on Grass Poster Out Of Print.

This is an amazing poster in PERFECT condition.

It measures approx. 24 x 36 and is much better than the picture looks. It is VERY rare!

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Felix The Cat

Felix The Cat
You are bidding on a 50% cotton/50% poly vintage-look T-shirt from JUNK FOOD in a size large.

It is red with FELIX THE CAT on the chest and "9" on the back.

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A Pencil

A Pencil
THIS IS A PENCIL.

THE PENCIL IS NOT A REGULAR PENCIL AS YOU CAN SEE.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

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Sex Dominoes

Sex Dominoes
I'm sure Dominoes wasn't like THIS when I was a kid...

SEX DOMINOES - Brightly decorated domino pieces that are sure to help you liven up your evenings!

This brand new sealed product actually has rules to three different adult games that can be played with the set, Knock 'em down, Sex Train, and Lucky ****.

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Miss Naughty

Miss Naughty
Oh my - check out this doll for grown ups - Miss Naughty™ - definitely NOT the kind of girl you want to take home to meet mum!

(Maybe the kind of girl some would want to take home when mum wasn't there though...)

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Just A Paper Sack

Just A Paper Sack
I have just a paper sack, of course it's made of porcelain I believe!

It's really cute and I didn't know where to list it so here it is...

In excellent condition.

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New Orleans Magic Spells VooDoo Doll

New Orleans Magic Spells VooDoo Doll
WANT TO GET LUCKY? ---- NO RESERVE!
Vintage voodoo doll with a shiny material dress and hand painted face. There are several pins and gold colored objects stuck into the doll and it holds a yellow nylon 'capture bag". It is in excellent condition and has hairlike arms and feet.

It measures approx. 7 1/2 inches tall not counting the colored plumes atop it's head. The belt reads, "New Orleans - Voodoo - Lucky Magic". Use with care...

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Rubber Band Ball

Rubber Band Ball
A 7" Rubber Band Ball.

This thing is sweet, and heavy as well.

Lots of beige rubber bands were wrapped into a ball by some bored person at some point, and we have it here for you now.

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Serious Problem, Please Help!

Serious Problem, Please Help!
This is not a Charity!! You are bidding on thank you notes, on this listing the info has nothing to do with the listing or auction you are only bidding on peices of paper that say thank you, I have been living here nice and quiet 4 years till this church puts up 4 blairing bull horns all day, every day, all day long starting at 7 am. I have asked the Roman Catholic church to cut the noise. I have sent enough letters and made enough phone calls to fill an inch-thick file with no success...

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3 Sided Walnut

3 Sided Walnut
Really a weird walnut - three sided. Of course, it has never been cracked open - and can't believe any one would crack it open - then you wouldn't have a Weird Three Sided Walnut!!

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34 Year Old Handmade Frog

34 Year Old Handmade Frog
My Vintage 34 year old Frog Handmade Plush Toy.

Size: 10 1/2" x 6 3/4". I believe he is filled with bird seed.

He is sold as is, due to his age and condition. I played with him a lot.

This was my toy as a child. I got FROGGY when I was only 1 years old.

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Medieval Viking Metal War Helmet

Medieval Viking Metal War Helmet
A HIGH QUALITY MEDIEVAL VIKING HELMET WITH SPIKE.MADE OF HEAVY GAUGE CARBON STEEL WITH WOODEN HORNS.AUTHENTIC LOOK AND FEEL RIGHT OUT OF MEDIVAL TIMES.

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Batman Carnival Mask

Batman Carnival Mask
BONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A MASK!

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Used And Abused Leather Jacket

Used And Abused Leather Jacket
OLD LEATHER JACKET! size L

The items you are bidding on is used and abused! Lots of party's!

The story's it could tell!!!!!

But now it is time for some one eles to keep her going!!

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Authentic Mt. St. Helens Ashes

Authentic Mt. St. Helens Ashes
GENUINE ASHES FROM MT.SAINT HELENS FROM THE ERUPTION ON MAY 18TH 1980! OWN THE ASHES FROM THIS IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!

IT IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY THAT YOU WILL EVER HAVE THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY OF OWNING AUTHENTIC ASHES FROM THE ERUPTION OF MT.ST HELENS!!

THERE IS ABOUT 2 INCHES OF ASHES IN A GLASS CONTAINER THAT THEY HAVE BEEN IN SINCE THEY WERE GOTTEN PERSONALLY FROM A FRIEND OF MINE WHO WAS THERE WHEN IT ERUPTED!! WE CERTIFY THAT THESE ARE REALLY AND GENUINE ASHES!!

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Sunday, June 24, 2007

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Ex-Husband

Ex-Husband
*Ex-Husband*, as is, no warranties, to a good home only. He is housebroken, does yard work and laundry. He is a little quiet, and has a tendency to be a negative thinker, but I fully believe that with the proper training, he could be broken of all bad habits. Preferably female bidders only.

I believe he needs a good kick in the ass to get back in the game and move forward with his life. If you are the "project" type of person, this is one project that will truly put you to the test and get your wheels turning! Taking on this project successfully will surely reserve you a place in Heaven, and in my heart, as well.

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Bag Of Grass

Bag Of Grass
HELLO AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN THIS AUCTION!!

THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE GRASS LOVERS OUT THERE!!!

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Eye Of The Tiger

Eye Of The Tiger
This will look GREAT on your desk!

WIN this TIGER & you will always be inspired for GREATNESS!!

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My Last Tissue

My Last Tissue
My last piece of tissue for sale!

Gotta see this!

This tissue needs a loving home.

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Petrified Seahorse

Petrified Seahorse
This was found buried in the sand at the beach. It looks like it is a petrified seahorse. I really don't know but that's exactly what it looks like to me. Take a look at the pictures and see what you think.

If it is it could be a valuable item but I don't collect things like this and don't have to time or the money to have an expert look at it.

YOU DECIDE.

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Organic Mushrooms

Organic Mushrooms
I'm selling whatever it is, dead or alive. Better hurry though. I'm going to have to clean his cage pretty soon. Do you think it might be time?)

He eats a all natural diet, carrots mostly, he loves celery lettuce and cabbage. He's not too crazy about brussell sprouts though, so whatever it is it's got to be edible.

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Dr. Hindson's Autograph

Dr. Hindson's Autograph
These autographs of Dr. Ed Hindson came straight from his desk. He signed an envelope that says it came from the chancellor's office.

Also, he signed a piece of stantionary from the same office. This is the perfect collector's item for the person that loves Dr. Ed Hindson. Have fun bidding.

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Get Off

Get Off
If you win this item you will receive a very sexual email from my friend summer who is the one in the pic...

She is wildly creative and will give you some excellent bathroom private reading material for if you need to escape and go get off for any reason...

The higher this sells for the more detailed and hot it will be...This letter is more of a personal confession of her lust and will be written specifically for you...

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Vintage Human Glass Eye

Vintage Human Glass Eye
Vintage Human Glass EYE Prosthetic eyeball AND eyelid.

A vintage prosthetic human glass eye with prosthetic socket tissue and eyelid. These were used when the surrounding tissue, including both eyelids had to be removed due to injury or disease.

The 'skin' part seems to be made of a rubber or latex type material and the eye itself appears to be made of glass or a thin porcelain type material. I've had this in my collection of 'stuff' for over 25 years and I'm clearing out a lot of my treasures, so don't miss out on your chance to own this unusual item!

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Hand Carved Coconut Coin Banks

Hand Carved Coconut Coin Banks
Included are two hand carved coconut shell piggy-banks.

These shells have a removable "head" for easy access to coins.

The each have a cute face that is darkened with stain.

These shells can also double as drink holders.

Simply insert a small plastic cup inside the base of the coconut and close the lid.

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Stone Replica Of Elvis' Nose

Stone Replica Of Elvis' Nose
One of a kind stone in the shape of Elvis' nose.

This is a standard nose approximatly one high and one inch long.

This nose was found at a beach along beautiful lake michigan in Chicago, IL.

Did Elvis ever visit Chicago?

One will never know but he did however leave his nose.

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Old Hammer

Old Hammer
THIS IS A OLD HAMMER.

THIS HAMMER HAVE 2 BE ABOUT 50 YEARS OLD.

GOOD LUCKING BIDDING.

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A Golden Mystery

A Golden Mystery
What Lies Within A Golden Mystery Auction??

This Auction will Be~Dazzle You.

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MysticBlue's Mystery Mailers

MysticBlue's Mystery Mailers
Do you like gifts, surprises, treats, a little something to brighten your day?

Then you have come to the right place.

This special little mailer will have items such as jewelry, fragrances, makeup, toys, candy, hair accessories, books, games, etc... You will be happy :)

So have a little fun and let me brighten your day :)

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Joe Torre's Nose Cloned In A Popcorn Miracle

Joe Torre's Nose Cloned In A Popcorn Miracle
POPCORN NOSE

I couldn't eat it. It wouldn't be right. The moment I saw those two familiar sad nostrils staring up at me, I knew exactly who it belonged to--not to mention that the thought of eating a nose wrecked my appetite.

So okay, we all figured you can't get popcorn out of Joe Torre's nose; but what we now learn is that you can definitely get Joe Torre's million dollar schnoz out of a bag of popcorn!

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Jin Roh Movie Stray Dog

Jin Roh Movie Stray Dog
purchased this item off E-bay from the only person I have seen selling them for $1400.00, it included all of the black armor parts shown. I was very pleased with the armor and intended to wear it to a Comicon event in July.

I changed my mind about what I wanted to wear and am now offering it back to you with what I deem to be improvements. When I received the armor, I was not surprised to find I wanted to do some more work on the costume.

I am very attention to detail oriented and wanted to improve the original paint job, I sanded the entire suit and and repainted it.

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Skull Shell

Skull Shell
Fathers day I was walking along Hampton Beach NH with my 2 daughters and one of them said, Daddy "There is a face in the sand looking at me" and she ran away.The water then washed by and it was gone. I spent a half hour searching for what she saw just to put her at ease and this is what we found.

It's a small sea shell with what looks like barnicles that once grew on it. Its kind of creepy looking. Anyway, My little girl knows that I do quite a bit here on EBay and she asked me to list it.

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Jesus Action Figure

Jesus Action Figure
This Jesus Action Figure is made of hard plastic and stands 5 inches tall.

He has poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action.

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Give Women Hot Phone Secks?

Give Women Hot Phone Secks?
Now, Simply With Your Voice,
You Can Give Women Better Orgasms Than Any Sex Toy, Previous Lover, or Even.

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Alien Monster Face

Alien Monster Face
I was getting ready to use this piece of board to brace and support something I was working on.

I noticed a FACE looking back at me.

I found it kind of odd.

To me it looks like an ALIEN Face with the Eyes.

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Art Pic Wallpaper Scene

Art Pic Wallpaper Scene
YOU ARE PURCHASING THE PiCTURE and RESELL RIGHTS FOR THE PICTURE YOU SEE.

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Spanking Paddle

Spanking Paddle
Remember THESE? Awesome vintage 1950's (I'm guessing) souvenir wooden spanking paddle. Made of lightweight wood (possibly pine) with "Board of Education", "Applied Psychology" and "Ohio Turnpike" stenciled onto the surface in hot pink and black.

Actually has old Howard Johnson's price sticker on back, this gem cost .75 new! Measures 18 inches long, 3 1/2 inches wide and 1/4 inch thick. Paddle was not shellacked, so has some discoloration to the edges, otherwise in very good condition!

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Monikea The Fertility Rabbit

Monikea The Fertility Rabbit
Monikea will bring you luck in your dreams of fertility! Have you tried everything? How about a picture of Monikea next to your night stand? With tenderness and persuasion, she entices the stars to give you what you long for... fertility.

Simple as it may seem, all you need to do is believe! Monikea is a gentle loving rabbit who, with a little devotion, will turn your hopes into a reality!



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Blessed, Misprinted Bag Of Cheez-It's

Blessed, Misprinted Bag Of Cheez-It's
Today was quite an awesome day for me and here's why. My Fiance and I will be getting married in August and today I asked Jesus to help me find some extra money for a great honeymoon. Well here is the answer to my prayer.

An ultra rare and blessed misprinted bag of cheez -its. This is the only one that i know of in existance. And if jesus could turn water into wine he could surely change a cheez it label to show he exists.

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Heavy Duty Fetish Steel Spike Collar

Heavy Duty Fetish Steel Spike Collar
Heavy Duty Fetish Steel Spike Collar.

This collar is in good shape with just minor surface scratches.
It opens with a buckle.

Please see photos, as they will answer most questions. The color is of stainless steel, slightly shiny. My photos are slightly off with the true color.

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Riding Crops With Mink Caps

Riding Crops With Mink Caps
HANDMMADE OUT OF GENUINE LEATHER.

PLEASE CHOOSE BETWEEN SLAPPER END AND CLASSIC END!!!

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

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Be My Official Best Friend

Be My Official Best Friend
This auction is for the official rights to be one of my new best friends.

You will receive an official document proving this.

You are now my Official New Best Friends. Forever.

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Osama Bin Laden Target Practice

Osama Bin Laden Target Practice
This auction is for a great collectible that I happened upon in Tokyo, Japan...of all places. It is a plastic Osama Bin Laden that is flat on the back for hanging on the wall.

It has a target on the front for pretend hunting. It is approximately 3" wide and 10" tall. Thanks for looking!!!

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Fudgy Chocolate Body Topping!

Fudgy Chocolate Body Topping
NEW CHOCOLATE FANTASY FUDGY LOVERS EDIBLE BODY TOPPING INCLUDES:

CHOCOLATE ALMOND

CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY

CAFE MOCHA

&

CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY

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Magic Good Luck Smiley Face

Magic Good Luck Smiley Face
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF

"THE MAGIC GOOD LUCK SMILEY FACE SQUASH"

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Handmade Pink Plush Horned Monster

Handmade Pink Plush Horned Monster
This handmade plush monster is 14 inches tall and waiting for you to give her a good home.

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Old Metal Rusy Nail

Old Metal Rusy Nail
This is for a very old, very rusty, very bad bad nail. This nail is very strange looking, It is 15/16 of an inch long. It almost looks like a golf club. You could make a tie tack out of it. Why am I trying to sell it.

This nail cause me to have a flat, and a very long day with alot of trouble. So when I had the flat fixed, I decided that I would put it up for sell, crazy, I know, but maybe I could recap some of my lost from this bad bad rusty nail. Thank for listening and looking.

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Set Of 4 Liquid Ass

Set Of 4 Liquid Ass
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poop. The pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. This gagging stench will have people laughing until it hurts.

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Garden Momma Potato And Babies

Garden Momma Potato And Babies
I finally planted my garden yesterday and when I went to the basement to get the seed potatoes it seems that I had walked into a startling situation, one of my little spuds was giving birth!

The picture I have for you is scientific proof that there is no reason to waste the time and hassle of planting potatoes in the dirt (which is in the name "dirty" and laborous) when they give birth in the semi-clean and sterile environment of my basement. This is a time saver tator. No backbreaking shoveling needed with this "saver tater"

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Help My House Is Overloaded!

Help My House Is Overloaded!
Mystery Auction...

YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A SALE LIKE THIS!

YOU ARE BIDDING ON An Empty Box!

HOWEVER, it's gonna take more than just one Empty Box to Put All These Gifts in......for sure!

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Potato Chip Heart

Potato Chip Heart
VERY UNUSUAL HEART SHAPED CHIP

PERFECTLY SHAPED, HAS BEEN SEALED IN AIR TIGHT CONTAINER.

WILL BE SHIPPED IN CONTAINER.

VERY UNIQUE GIFT FOR A COLLECTOR OF THE UNUSUAL.

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Lucky Honeymoon Panties

Lucky Honeymoon Panties
My "Lucky Honeymoon Panties"!!!

It's True, The Third Time Is A Charm!!!

These lucky panties kicked off eighteen years of wedded bliss, (and counting); and now it's time to let someone else have that same opportunity!!!

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Eye In A Jar

Eye In A Jar
Just like everyone else, you were probably wondering where you could get a nice, haunted eye-in-a-jar in time for National Malocchio Day.

Well, look no further, your search has ended-- aye, 'tis your lucky day, matey, you've hit the bull's eye!

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Chihuahua Crepe

Chihuahua Crepe
Very unusual!

Totally amazing chihuahua face image.

that emerged within my breakfast crepe!

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Crab Man!

Crab Man!
Handmade! little man made of only Seashells and rocks from the east coast.

Maybe he looks like one of your friends, or kids, lol! Makes a great pet!

Never needs food or water!

His name is CrabMann and comes with a homemade Birth Certificate to prove it :)

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Wild Screaming Orgasms

Wild Screaming Orgasms
Do You Want To Give Women Wild Screaming Orgasms?

Imagine what it would be like to have your woman screaming in earth shattering orgasms.

Imagine your woman wanting it all the time!

How powerful would THAT make you feel?

Hi, I'm David Shade, I am inspired by women. I am passionate about giving women incredible pleasure. And I've been enjoying doing so since 1974.

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My Son Is Everything To Me Mystery Auction

My Son Is Everything To Me Mystery Auction
I'm a 29 year old guy who loves his son more than anything.

Years back me and my son's mother had a beautiful little boy. Well we lived together for years and there was good and bad times...mostly bad.

My son's mother had found another guy to take my place and I was out on my own. Well the new guy wasnt liking it here in Rochester so he moved back home to Syracuse and she didnt know what to do. One day...

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Never Become My Parents

Never Become My Parents
Discover the true story of a son’s quest to have the better life his parents DIDN’T want him to have!!!

I’m known for promoting outrageous auctions on my website (View the About Me Page). These auctions may have even sold more thanks to me.

But behind the laughs is the tale of a man who created his own success in life without the help of his dreadful parents!

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Empty Budweiser Can

Empty Budweiser Can
It's a boy!

His name is Bud, born on Arpil 10, 2007.

He weighed just over 12 oz.'s and was 5 1/2" long.

We are going through hard times and can not take care of Bud anymore.

I know you can give him what he so desperately deserves.

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Grandma's Cookie

Grandma's Cookie
A COOKIE FROM GRANDMA

Anything that comes with the cookie is a GIFT from me to you!

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Mystery Blowout Extravaganza

Mystery Blowout Extravaganza
WELCOME!!!

THIS IS MY INVENTORY REDUCTION AUCTION!!

THERE IS NO RESERVE AND THERE ARE 20 GUARANTEED ITEMS TO START!!

WOW!!!

IF YOU ARE THE WINNER AT $.01 YOU STILL

WILL GET 20 ITEMS!!

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A Nut

A Nut
Many NUTS have tried IMITATING this one, but don't be fooled by imposter's.......

This is the REAL DEAL!!

For 1 time only, YOU too can own this much traveled Magical & Lucky
MR. NUT!!!

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Shakespeare Head Tissue Box Cover

Shakespeare Head Tissue Box Cover
Need a tissue box cover? Pick this. You'll smile whenever you see it. Kids will laugh out loud. Even cranky, sullen people can't resist its beaky charms.

Not only will it be used often but is also a great conversation piece. You can sit one up in every room in the house or at the office and have a tissue handy all the time.

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Demented Art

Demented Art
This item is a custom designed display head of the demented kind. Verry good quallity materials are use and it is VERY detailed.

I would also like to add that alot of time and emotion went into the makeing of this item and I'm sad to see it go.

It's made mainly for display but can be used to display hats or sunglasses decorate your room or stage or just to freak out your family while they sleep!!

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Tired Thirsty Santa

Tired Thirsty Santa
Sundblom Coca-Cola Santa Tired Thirsty Mask Ornament

A wonderful ornament from the 1990 Trim-A-Tree Haddon Sundblom Coca-Cola Santa collection.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines.

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.

ARE YOU A CRAZY CAT PERSON?

This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure.

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Wells Fargo Bank Bag

Wells Fargo Bank Bag
One old Wells Fargo Bank bag. Brought to you by Mystery Man Productions. Please check out my "ME" page. To find out what my last auction sold for. And how much it was worth.

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Honey Nut Cheerio Bee's Heart

Honey Nut Cheerio Bee's Heart
This is for a CHEERIO with lots of heart from the HONEY NUT CHEERIOS BEE. There is a heart in the center.

They advertise they help your heart and we got a heart in our box!!!.

My 7 year old found this in his cereal ( he eats his cereal without milk) any of the money made will go into his savings.

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Saddam Hussein Stress Doll

Saddam Hussein Stress Doll
THIS CUTE LITTLE GUY IS GOOD FOR STRESS MANAGEMENT.

IT'S A SADDAM HUSSEIN STRESS VOODOO DOLL!!! IF YOUR FEELING ANGRY JUST TAKE THE PUSH PIN (PROVIDED) AND STICK HIM WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE!!

HAHA THIS LITTLE GUY IS MADE OF....??? A PILLOW? AND COMES WITH HIS VERY OWN PUSH PIN.

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Beginner Restraint System

Beginner Restraint System
7 Piece Restraint System

The cuffs are made of heavy duty neoprene and reinforced with nylon. Each restraint has a Velcro closure.

Our popular beginners restraint kit is packed with all the essentials at a good price. Comes in Black Only.

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Polished Stone

Polished Stone
This beautiful polished stone was found in the soft sands of Central Wisconsin. This area of Wisconsin is know for its beatiful sandstone formations and rivers of the Wisconsin Dells area. Indian arrowheads have been found here also.

It will travel to the home of the highest bidder. Good luck and I hope this stone brings luck to you and your family for years to come.

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Neon Yellow Lipstick And Nail Polish

Neon Yellow Lipstick And Nail Polish
YELLOW LIPSTICK AND NAIL POLISH COMBO

Great price, great deal!

Neon Yellow nail polish and Bright Yellow lipstick.

FOR PUNK OR GOTH LOOK!

Bright enough for a bumble bee costume!

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Virginia Tech Logo Shaped River Rock

Virginia Tech Logo Shaped River Rock
FOUND THIS UNUSUAL ROCK IN THE CALF PASTURE RIVER WHILE SWIMMING IN ROCKBRIDGE COUNTY, VA.

WE SEE THE "VT" DO YOU?

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High Quality Happy Face

High Quality Happy Face
This picture is a portrait of one of my dearest friends! It is signed by a local artist.

I have been saving this picture at work for a long time and recently decided to give it a better home.

I call him Wilson! High bidder will also receive a special bonus gift along with the drawing.

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My Brilliant Idea

My Brilliant Idea
I have up for sale a brilliant idea. This idea is unique, run completely online and requires start up capital only for a domain name and website hosting.

This is definitely better for someone who has some skills in website building, this is why I don't do it myself.

I would love to give this a go as it would be very lucrative, but I just don't have the skills or the time.

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Marble Fertility Idol

Marble Fertility Idol
(1) hand carved fertility Idol from the middle east area. It is made of marble and is 4" tall from the idols head to the base and 5" from top of the "penis" to the base.

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Cure For Hiccups

Cure For Hiccups
FOR SALE IS AN EMAIL ON HOW TO CURE THE HICCUPS.

THERE IS NO SHIPPING CHARGE BECAUSE I WILL BE SENDING YOU AN EMAIL ON HOW I GET RID OF THE HICCUPS.

THIS AUCTION IS FOR 1 EMAIL.

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Finish The Face

Finish The Face
FINISH THIS DRAWING!

YOU ARE IN CONTROL.

DON'T LET THESE INNOCENT EYES BECOME ANOTHER WADED PAPER BALL IN MY WASTE BASKET!

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Anti-Gumby And Pokey Earrings

Anti-Gumby And Pokey Earrings
~ ANTI-GUMBY ~ ~ ANTI-POKEY ~ EARRINGS

Vintage Charm Jewelry

Gumby & Pokey's arch-enemies: ORANGE ANTI-GUMBY & GREEN ANTI-POKEY

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Monday, June 18, 2007

The Sopranos

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Please Help Buy My Father's Headstone

Please Help Buy My Father's Headstone
Hello there and thank you for looking, my father passed away this past october, he was a construction worker and loved what he did, well while doing a roof he had a heart attack and fell off. Insurance company said this was not accidental so they would'nt cover it, so I'm stuck with all this money to pay for funeral and headstone, I'm short on the headstone and still paying for the funeral.

Now it's time to where you can put the headstone in (you need to let the dirt settle before you can place headstone or else it will sink). So now I'm asking for your help and consideration. The winner of the auction will recieve his obituary to show I am in fact his son, a written letter of many thanks to you for the kindness of your well being.

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Please Help

Please Help
Hi. To make a long story short ~ We have landed in some hard times.

I lost my job 4 months ago. My daughter had to have some dental work done about a month later. My COBRA insurance information got lost/messed up somehow and now I am left with a $1500 dental bill for a 4yr old.

We paid what we thought was supposed to be the co-pay, but then started getting letters from the insurance company, the dentist's office, and now we don't know what to do.

My husband's paycheck is just barely enough to pay the bills, rent, utilities and peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.

I know this is a long shot, but if anyone out there can help, it would be greatly appreciated!! I have nothing to offer in return, just a "Thank-You"

Thank you for your kindness.

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Ugly Bag For Women

Ugly Bag For Women
Here It Is!

No More UGLY Women.

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Boyfriend's Blue M And M Balls

Boyfriend's Blue M And M Balls
Up for auction are my boyfriend's Blue M&M balls. He got his blue balls one day as he was eating a bag of peanut M&M's. He asked me to stick my hand out and handed his balls to me and said they had some significance.

His Blue M&M balls have been sitting on my kitchen counter for about a month and I figure he deserves to be relieved of them. Please take them out of my hand and find someone else that needs them.

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Goulish Amazonian Shrunken Head

Goulish Amazonian Shrunken Head
Wild, soft red gold hair make this shrunk head a freaky example of tstantsa.

The replica was individually hand made from real animal skin (my supplier says it is alpaca) and hair in Ecuador by a talented indigenous craftsman using methods comparable to original tsantsa (head shrinking).

The head was crafted in the traditional style with broad indian features and no facial hair. His eyes and lips are stitched with long jute cording.

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1937 Original Walt Disney Bambi Movie Cell

1937 Original Walt Disney Bambi Movie Cell
AN INCREDIBLY RARE ORIGINAL 1937 MOVIE FILM CEL OF THE WALT DISNEY PRODUCTION BAMBI. FRAMED CEL FEATURES A BABY BAMBI JUST MEETING HIS BUDDY THUMPER. VERY MINOR CRACKING ON THIS CELL - IT IS IN VERY GOOD CONDITION. ISSUED BY THE FAMOUS HARLOW & KEPPEL ART GALLERY IN NYC #38890. AUTHENTIC, RARE CEL FOR YOUR COLLECTION. MEASURES 14"X11.75" OVERALL - IMAGE IS 5"X 5-5/8" TALL. VERY MINOR MOISTURE LINES ON MAT DO NOT DETRACT. I HAVE TWO OTHER 1937 ORIGINAL DISNEY CELLS

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Left-Handed Screwdriver

Left-Handed Screwdriver
Lefthanded Screwdriver x 1 only. 16cm in length.

As new, never used as I am right handed.

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TMNT Custom Painted Go-Kart

TMNT Custom Painted Go-Kart
This Go-kart body is a one of a kind custom painted by Sonny Keaton (Signed Sonny Claus because it was a Christmas gift) in 1990. This piece was done FREE HAND!!!

Sonny Keaton is known for custom painting motorcycles--Some other work includes designing and painting bikes used in The Terminator 2 (T2).

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Head Acres Lot

Head Acres Lot
So at some point, I started thinking of my head as a landscape. Maybe it was how my thick and messy locks resembled a wild forest or how my dandruff looked like litter caught in roadside grasses, but the idea stuck with me.

As I drove around the country, I noticed how areas of development, especially places scarred by industry, would be screened from view by a thin layer of foliage along the roadside, like a green combover.

This analogy seemed quite appropriate to our treatment of the environment, ie. If we don’t see it then it’s OK.

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Pimp Cup

Pimp Cup
These pimp cups are hot!

You saw 50 Cent holding his in the P.I.M.P. video and have been seen used by all of the games true ballas!

Every real or wannabe pimp should carry a personalized iced out pimp cup!

Please note that since each cup is custom made and each stone is hand-laid.

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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Paris Hilton In L.A. County Jail! Free Paris??

Paris Hilton In L.A. County Jail! Free Paris??
Paris Hilton in L.A. County Jail - Keep Her or Free Her -

That's Right!

Its Paris in Jail!

First they got her, then they let her go.

Then they got her again, and now we have her.

She isn't very happy here, as you can see.

There is little room and no toilet paper.

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Tornado For Sale

Tornado For Sale
**Tornado Up For Grabs**

*Not for the faint of heart*

**Not for Human consumption**

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Take A Chance On Me

Take A Chance On Me
Are you looking at auction after auction looking for the right one?

Take a chance on me!

Looking for that special something that makes you just want to bid?

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Will's Only Birthday Present

Will's Only Birthday Present
I'm Will...a college guy from Lexington, KY whose birthday is coming up on June 30th(I'll be 20). I'm creating this because I know I'm not going to be getting anything for my birthday from my family, and my friends are assholes so if they get me anything it will be a joke.

I dont mind not getting anything, but it'd be a heck of alot better if I did So I am turning to you, the Ebay Community, to provide me with the only birthday present I will get this year.

I understand the typical 'college guy' would just go out and buy a bunch of bourbon, but I promise to not spend any of this on drugs or alcohol(will most likely be spent on rent or gas).

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Me

Me
100% of the final sale price will support Women's Crisis Center, Inc.

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Cotton Eye Joe

Cotton Eye Joe
Cotton Eye Joe. Where did he come from?

Where will he go?

That is up to you and your bidding.

Cotton Eye Joe needs a home.

You are bidding on Cotton Eye Joe.

NOT A WOOHOO STYLE MYSTERY

Keep watching to see where Cotton Eye Joe has been and done in the past!

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Satellite TV On Your PC

Satellite TV On Your PC
Internet TV + bonus remote control

Are you sick of cable and satellite companies charging crazy amounts to watch sporting events?

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Psychic Training Course

Psychic Training Course
The Psychic Training Course Ebook.

Unleash your latent psychic abilities!

Everyone is born with some degree of psychic ability. That, if they knew how to access and utilize their inborn psychic abilities they could succeed at everything they turned their mind to, from solving everyday problems to enjoying dynamic and fulfilling relationships.

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Mad Scientist Device

Mad Scientist Device
Vintage Mad Scientist Kit

~ or ~

Violet Ray Electronic Medical Device

This is some sort of vintage quack medical machine... It has all sorts of strange controls and adjustments and includes two glass tubs - both of which still function! Along with an "On-Off" switch, it has two other adjustment things which are unlabeled.

There is a hole in the upper right-hand corner that looks like it is threaded. Perhaps it had some sort of pilot light there? It also has 2 two-pronged plugs which are labeled "High Frequency" and "Diagnostic Lamp" and a third, 3-pronged plug labeled "Cautery".

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Don't Rock My Boat!

Don't Rock My Boat!
I have listed several different types of envelopes and I find that sweet and simple is what you guys really like….so I’m not gonna rock the boat!

I have restocked my gift cabinet with new gifts all of a higher value than previous gifts given before. I have 15 gifts of...

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Saturday, June 16, 2007

Haunted Oujia Board

Haunted Oujia Board
This Oujia Board shows a date that puts it over 100 years old and might be one of the first boards ever created. This is being listed as a haunted item due to circumstances around its arrival into sellers hands and things that have happened since its arrival.

Serious inquiries only, seller will relate stories of occurences to interested parties. Seller is not responible for anything that happens to purchaser, seller will NOT take this board back use of this board is strongly discouraged. This board has been closed during the last 20 years any attempt to reopen or use this board is at the buyers own risk.

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MO Ozarks Natural Breasts

MO Ozarks Natural Breasts
I say this looks like OWL EYES.

My Daughter says Boobs. You decide.

Fresh cut from the Missouri Ozarks,

12"wide x 6"tall x 2.5"thick. Weight 2-3 pounds.

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Hillary As You've Never Seen Her Before

Hillary As You've Never Seen Her Before
This gag poster was bought in the Clinton era when the Whitewater scandle was going on.

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Jessie James

Jessie James
FAMOUS OUTLAW JESSIE JAMES HAD A BM IN THIS COMMODE,ON THIS TRAIN...JUST BEFORE ROBBING THE HUNTINGTON BANK. THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF THIS COMMODE (WHERE HE RELIEVED HIMSELF) WAS TAKEN YEARS AGO.

(HE MUST HAVE BEEN NERVOUS,HUH?)

THIS PHOTOGRAPH IS UP FOR BID, AND I DID NOT INCLUDE THE PICTURE ITSELF... BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT IT TO BE STOLEN AND COPIED.

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Ex Girlfriend For Sale

Ex Girlfriend For Sale
I am putting my ex-girlfriend up for sale! Well, the last sentimental piece memorabilia I have left from her that is. My wife has a bet with me that I can’t sell this Wal-Mart receipt.

Let’s prove her wrong! In fact, she is a little irritated that I have held onto the receipt. I found it in the leather jacket my ex-girlfriend gave me. Well, obviously that would make any woman mad.

So, help me dispose of it as well as prove her wrong. Now here’s the funny part. It's time to get down to the story of this receipt.

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1 Large Piece Of Our Future...

1 Large Piece Of Our Future...
So eBay got me on their "charity policy"...

I've got to sell you something, and not just look for help.

SO here you go, here's your chance to name the farm? Paint your logo on the barns? Hey I know, paint the cattle with your logo?

Here: You're bidding on a mystery box, you will get 10lbs of something farm related. (And a young families everlasting gratitude)

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Lemon Or Rose

Lemon Or Rose
This unusual lemon is from my Eureka Lemon tree.

It resembles a Rose to some extent.

Does anyone want it?

Very unusual.

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1980's Alcoholics Anonymous Medallions

1980's Alcoholics Anonymous Medallions
Alcoholics Anonymous Medallions from the early 80's.

This is a set of 6 medallions starting at 3 months ending at 3 years.

These medallions are from the early 80's and still in great shape.

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KKK Gummy Bear?

KKK Gummy Bear?
NO JOKE! This gummy Bear has a pointed hood.

I am not sure if he was returning from a ralley or going to one when he was violently shoved into a bag with many multi-colored bears.

It looks like he got a good whoopn' by all of the other bears in the bag because his hood is a little crooked.

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We All Work For Bill

We All Work For Bill
Microserfs,

at the end of the day we all work for Bill.

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Free Cokes All Summer Long!

Free Cokes All Summer Long!
HOW TO LEGALLY GET FREE DRINKS!

FROM A COKE MACHINE.

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A PERFECTLY LEGAL WAY TO GET FREE DRINKS -

FROM A COKE MACHINE.

NO WIRES, KEYS OR THIRD PARTY TOOLS REQUIRED.

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Hillary Clinton Latex Mask

Hillary Clinton Latex Mask
A 1997 HIGH QUALITY LATEX HILLARY CLINTON MASK.

HER EARRING MOVES FREELY.

THE MASK IS IN BRAND NEW CONDITION!

THEY DO NOT MAKE THESE ANYMORE!

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Wrecking Ball

Wrecking Ball
HUGE 5 FOOT DIAMETER WRECKING BALL!

This wrecking ball is in perfect condition with no dents and only slight surface rust.

It is the hollow water-fill steel type and it will definitely get the job done!!!

I have no earthly idea what this puppy weighs, that's why I suggest local pick-up only on this item.

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Kotex Wonderform Sanitary Belt Napkins

Kotex Wonderform Sanitary Belt Napkins
Here is a brand new in the box sanitary belt.

Back in the 60-70s you needed this belt to wear your sanitary napkins.

Today, pads stick onto your panties.

Anyway,if you would like a nice new vintage item, bid on the belt.

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Friday, June 15, 2007

Jesus Orange Slice Miracle!

Jesus Orange Slice Miracle!
It's a miracle...

Jesus works in mysterious and wonderful ways and He has certainly blessed us with this gift, a preview of the second coming.

I cut into this orange at work on the Sunday after Easter (I am a bartender), and was stunned to see the clear as day image of Christ with arms spread, as if the sun were rising behind Him on the cross.

This was not recurring throughout the orange. It was only for this one slice, the rest of the orange was completely normal.

I immediately wrapped it in a cocktail napkin and placed it in my pocket in front of my heart...

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Psychic Bag Of Dirt

Psychic Bag Of Dirt
Amazing psychic bag of dirt!

Be horrified as it reads your mind...

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Jesus And 1 Of His Diciples

Jesus And 1 Of His Diciples
The other day when I was at a low and feeling down... I went for a walk around my pond to see the animals and the fish...

At one point I felt an overwellming warmth and my instinct told me to look down and there was a turtle shell... I love animals and would never harm one...

So I was overcome with guilt on how this turtle must of died... So I said a prayer for the poor turtle and walked back to the house on the way there I suddenly was in a better mood and I felt very Peaceful...

I started singing and whistleing and wondered what was going on I never do that but when I got inside and sat down and just as a whim I started to look at the turtle shell and to my ~AMAZEMENT~I saw an Image of Jesus Christ and one of his Disciple'S just Below Jesus...

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Dental Hygienist Advice And Colgate Total Toothpaste

Dental Hygienist Advice And Colgate Total Toothpaste
For all you individuals out there who have dental anxiety and fear the dentist or simply are too embarrassed to ask anyone about proper home care for you teeth this is perfect for you!

Or if you are currently going to a dentist and just need to know some REAL answers and not simply what you feel they tell you to get your money, then this is the perfect e-bay auction for you.

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Odd Looking Starburst

Odd Looking Starburst
You are bidding on Starburst Jelly Bean that looks like something it is not supposed to!!!

You don't have to use your imagination very much on this one!!!

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Baby Shower Butt Cleaner

Baby Shower Butt Cleaner
Baby Shower Butt Cleaner Patent Art Print 1991.

This US Patent Art Print Contains: 9 Pages Total...

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Bubble Gum Collection

Bubble Gum Collection
Here's the most unique collection on EBAY! Its a bubble gum collection! All packages have gum in them; however, I wouldn't advise you chew it. The lady I'm selling this for has been collecting this stuff for 25 years!

We have batman gum, cd gum, gum that plays music, super mario gum, green bay packer gum, florida oranges gum, milk carton gum, gum with collector cards in it, chinese noodle gum, pizza, checkers, strawberries, bazooka, spray can gum, sour, sweet, root beer gum, advertising gum, etc.etc.etc...

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Selling My Roommates Cards

Selling My Roommates Cards
My roommate has moved and taken a job out of the country. He left behind alot, including over 50 boxes of cards. They have been in my possession for over 2 months now, and it is time to move them.

Therefore I will be selling them off 25 at a time for only $0.99. I have no idea about these cards. I have no idea if there is any value here.

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Freak Candy Packaging Mistake

Freak Candy Packaging Mistake
Weird? Freaky? Unusual? All of the above!! My hubby LOVES these yucky, hard, sweet gross tasting Easter egg candies!! You know the ones I'm talking about.. A person could break a tooth just thinking about biting into one of these gross things... You could also go into a sugar fit after eating them!! I shudder to even think about the taste!

Anyway, one day he bought himself a huge bag of these eggs. As he was finishing his 10th or 11th one, he reached into the bag and brought out the one pictured here. Now as you know, these candies are individually sealed in a clear celephane type package...I assume it is to keep them fresh (as if they ever were)!!! This particular white egg is accompanied in its packaging by a PIECE of another egg (an orange one to make it even more bizarre)!!

I've looked at this for months and just could not bring myself to throw it away... I've asked myself over and over "What in the world should I do with this?" I almost threw it away once, but being a person with OCD who just CANNOT throw anything away, AND being that I love weird and unusual things I still have it, as is evident in the photograph!

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Help Save Sid

Help Save Sid
Thank you so much for helping to save "Sid".

Here he is again - just so you get more "Warm Fuzzy" feelings!

There's something special in it for you!

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Remote Influence From A Psychic

Remote Influence From A Psychic
How would you like the ultimate Ace in the Hole for that big meeting?

Maybe a bit of extra help when interviewing for your perfect job?

How about making the person of your dreams suddenly become hot for you?

Is there someone in your life that you and your friends consider the luckiest person on Earth?

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Clay Buzzard Whistle

Clay Buzzard Whistle
This sweet potato or ocarina,in the shape of a buzzard or chicken,.

Is a good example of south western primitive design which would add much to your decor.

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Leg, Hose And Shoe Lamp

Leg, Hose And Shoe Lamp
Make your very own 'Christmas story' lamp with this plastic hosiery leg!

It measures 29 1/2'' tall and comes with fishnet hose and a sexy new shoe!

The bottom of the foot is magnetized and stands on a 6x6 mirrored base.

The top is also mirrored plastic, just drill a hole in it and add a lamp fixture & shade & enjoy!

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Free Claus Von Bulow

Free Claus Von Bulow
Vintage T Shirt "Free Claus" from 1982. Strange shirt from a strange time!

Very good condition, adult size small, no tears, rips or stains.

A unique piece of American history.

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Bigfoot Caught On Tape

Bigfoot Caught On Tape
I AM THE RIGHTS HOLDER AND THE FILM BELONGS TO ME, FOR NOW.

I will offer full money back, thus there is a lot to gain. Please email and we can talk on the phone.

Hello, I have no idea who to contact over this actual and real footage that has never been seen before. The few people who have watched this video I captured while visiting Jasper, Alberta, Canada, almost had a heart attack seeing it.

My wife has convinced me to try and use eBay as a method of getting some attention about it and, obviously, I have agreed as the wife always wins.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

My Advice For 1 Year

My Advice For 1 Year
Have you ever needed advice on which color shoes to wear? Which color to paint a room, when it's too soon to call someone after a first date?

Well now you can ask me and I will give you my honest opinion. I have great taste and I will help you make great decisions!!! Give it a try.

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My Voice

My Voice
This auction is for me to read any book of your choice and record it for you or a loved one!

An Excellent Gift Idea!

Most books can be read within a week, depending on how many pages there are.

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George Bush Cutout

George Bush Cutout
George Bush Cardboard Cutout "BushSightings"

You are bidding on a piece of Maine history. For the past three years, this George Bush lifesize cutout has traveled across central and southern Maine to many different locations, fairs, festivals, malls, and walked alongside everyday people on the streets.

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Cow Chip Pen

Cow Chip Pen
Cow chip pen holder is a classic gift for that special someone you love at the office. It is a great gag gift for Boss or secretary.

Shellac covering keeps item sealed and un-oderous! Tell someone how you really feel about them.

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Evil 2 Headed Doll

Evil 2 Headed Doll
They come to life at night, and walk around my house... NAKED!!

I'm scared to death of them, so I told them I was sending them away on vacation,
instead I put them on ebay to be rid of them.

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Horse Underwear

Horse Underwear
Horse N Around Undies for Men One Size fits Most.

Get Hung Like a Horse.

Sounds like a Real Horse and Whinee's even.

Great Gag Gift New in the package.

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Mummified Human Ear

Mummified Human Ear
You are bidding on a simulated Human Ear Trophy Necklace, created by legendary sideshow artist, Mark Frierson.

It comes encased within an 8" x 10" x 2" barnwood shadowbox display, set against an aged burlap background.

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Wanna Cowboy Up?

Wanna Cowboy Up?
DOES ANYONE WANT TO COWBOY UP???

IF SO, CHECK THESE OUT!

A PAIR OF THRASHED WRANGLER JEANS WORN BY A REAL "MONTANA" COWBOY!

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1936 Strawberry Rodeo State Fair

1936 Strawberry Rodeo State Fair
These are digital photographic reproductions of original woodcut, lithographic, or offset press run prints reproduced one at a time in the traditional giclee style of printing making. These reproductions are an exact duplicate of the original - down to the smallest detail.

The reproductions are so faithful to the originals, they show all the discoloration, chips, tears, cracks, and fold lines. If you could find original copies of these prints they could run in the hundreds of dollars, depending on scarcity and condition.

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Ferrari V-12 Engine 1/4 Scale

Ferrari V-12 Engine 1/4 Scale
This engine RUNS!

Hello serious model engine collectors, this is a once in a life-time opportunity for you to add a one of a kind example of miniature, model engineering to you collection. The model being offered is a 1/4 scale 1962 Ferrari V-12 Engine.

It was made by master machinist (who will remain anonymous) and is not to be confused with the ill-fated non-running Jerone engine. (one of those sold for $20K last month)

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Muhammad Ali's Fingernail Clippings

Muhammad Ali's Fingernail Clippings
RARE MUHAMMAD ALI FINGERNAIL CLIPPINGS, AUTOGRAPHED PIC.

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Bob Barker's Microphone

Bob Barker's Microphone
Original Bob Barker Microphone as used on "The Price is Right" One rarely thinks of Lucy Ricardo without thinking about Ethel Mertz.

A recollection of "The Tonight Show" would not be complete without a fond memory of Ed McMahon bellowing "Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!" I say "Mork" – you say "Mindy"!

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Bottle Cap

Bottle Cap
It's FRESH, It's new, it's the one and ONLY FABULOUS RED BOTTLE CAP!

Many bottle caps have tried to Copy this one, but don't be fooled by imposters folks!

This is the REAL DEAL!!

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Shrunken Head

Shrunken Head
The preservation of the features in their former shape is not always the object of those who prepare them;some of the Aguarunas were to be seen deliberately distorting them while they were still flexable, as if in mockery of their enemies.

They took particular pleasure in didtorting the mouth. which accounts for the expression to be seen in many Jivaro heads."

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24KT Gold Lucky Charm 4 Leaf Clover!

24KT Gold Lucky Charm 4 Leaf Clover!
NEED LUCK? THIS MIGHT HELP!

This auction features a WONDERFUL 24 karat gold plated four leaf clover.

This piece is large enough that you won't get so unlucky as to lose it!

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17 Colors! Liquid Latex

17 Colors! Liquid Latex
Liquid Latex is a fun product that paints directly onto the skin and dries to form custom wearable latex clothing, comstumes, masks and much more! It is non-toxic and biodegradable and comes from natural tree sap.

It will not permanently stick to nonpourous surfaces or skin. It will allow the skin to breath underneath. Liquid Latex can be worn by most people indefinitely without any harmful effects.

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Alien Skull Government Is After Me...

Alien Skull Government Is After Me...
Okay. i don't have much time so I gotta make this quick.

There have been men in black outside my place for three days straight now.

And they're not gonna stay out there.

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Spy Ear


HOW COOL IS THIS!!!!!

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A BRAND NEW SPY EAR - FACTORY SEALED !!

SPY EARS ARE THE NEW HOT ITEM TODAY!!

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Mmm, Bacon Luggage Tags

Mmm, Bacon Luggage Tags
Identifies your bag in a snap!

No animal by-products.

Perfect for carnivores and vegans alike.

Have fun with bacon!

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Vaginal Speculum

Vaginal Speculum
This auction is for (5) brand new disposable size Med. VAGINAL SPECULUMS

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Chocolate Brown Suede Leather Flogger

Chocolate Brown Suede Leather Flogger
This chocolate brown velvet suede leather flogger has a 6.5" usable grip (not counting trim or ball), and slender-cut 20" tails.

Tan, brown and black leopard pattern fabric grip, glossy caramel tan ball, brown suede trim and loop.

My floggers are lovingly and attentively hand-made from very high quality leathers...

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What The Heck Is This?

What The Heck Is This?
This is something I found last year digging a foundation about 7 feet down.It has the texture of a human nail but is just too thick and long (as you can see by the picture of my own finger.)

I showed it to a few people and nobody has a clue what it is or where it came from,one person said maybe it's prehistoric but...

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IKEA Guy Bobblehead

IKEA Guy Bobblehead
Ingemar The IKEA Guy Bobblehead Doll.

The doll was aqquired and signed by Ingemar at IKEA in Sea. WA in the summer of 2006.

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Vintage Straw Palm Beach Hat

Vintage Straw Palm Beach Hat
Here is a really goofy old straw beach/luau/tourist hat. It's in pretty good condition - I'm sure it's been around for a while.

It measures approx. 4 1/2" tall by 14" across. The plastic flowers are safety-pinned to the hat. There is a faint stamp inside - I'm pretty sure it reads Mexico.

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Trojan Condom With A Hole Poked In It

Trojan Condom With A Hole Poked In It
One brand new gift wrapped latex-lubricated condom from Trojan.

I also took the liberty of poking a hole into it because it was probably going to break any way.

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Miracles Happen! This Angel Answered!

Miracles Happen! This Angel Answered!
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO MY WIFE LOST A VERY EXPENSIVE RING THAT I HAD GOT HER ON OUR 10TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. IT WAS EVEN MORE VALUABLE TO HER SENTIMENTALLY. ANYWAY, MY WIFE IS AN AVID READER OF THE WOMANS WORLD MAGAZINE. IN AN ARTICLE FROM WHAT I GUESS IS THE NEWEST ISSUE WHICH DATES JUNE 12, 2007

(I GUESS ITS THE NEWEST ISSUE SINCE ITS NOT EVEN THAT DATE YET) SHE READ AN ARTICLE, WHICH I AM INCLUDING ON THE PHOTOS, CALLED MY GUARDIAN ANGEL. IT STATES IN THERE THAT IF YOU HAVE LOST SOMETHING, YOU SHOULD PRAY TO ANGELS AND YOU WILL FIND IT. WELL WE REMEMBERED A SET OF ANGELS THAT.

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Booberry, The Forbidden Fruit!?

Booberry, The Forbidden Fruit!?
Pictured is a very rare one of a kind Booberry. It is all natural, with no ehancement or augmentation what so ever.

A very rare and forbidden fruit. It has been hand picked, & actually tastes like a strawberry.

It will be shipped with the utmost care, but I can't guarantee the condition of this rare find.

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Defeat Amnesty

Defeat Amnesty
Millions of Americans are frustrated with the illegal immigration problem in this country!

So many people want to do something about it, but don't know where to begin!

Here's your chance to make your voice heard!

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Potato Butt

Potato Butt
HEY GUYS HOW WE ALL DOING I HAVE HERE A POTATO I CAME ACCROSS WHEN MY SWEETHEART WAS MAKEING POTATOES AND OF COURSE AS YOU CAN SEE IT LOOKS LIKE A STRAIGHT UP BUTT THATS THE NICE WORD.SO YES YOU OUR BIDDING ON A POTATO BUTT ANYTHING THAT COMES WITH YOUR BUTT IS A GIFTS FROM ME TO YOU.

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My Autograph

My Autograph
If bidding reaches over $80.00...

I will have it custom framed.

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Lady Bug How Does Your Garden Grow??

Lady Bug How Does Your Garden Grow??
If you love lady bugs and gardening or know or know someone who does...

I've got a collection of ladybug and gardening items that are too cute!

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Insane Hornets Nest

Insane Hornets Nest
THIS IS NOT THE PLACE YOU WANT TO BEE!

You have landed yourself smack dab in the middle of this BALD FACED HORNETS NEST.

Keep your hands to yourself and please dont disturb the workers!!!

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Mystery Post It Auction

Mystery Post It Auction
This is another one of my crazy auctions! This paticular auction you are bidding is for a Mystery POST-IT! I have went crazy and put these things up everywere!

And what is on the back of the post-it is a gift from me to you! Whats inside? hmmm lets just say lots of $$$ Lets put it this way if all POST-ITs sell it cost me $$ to run add!! How it works?

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Kama Sutra Ilustrado

Kama Sutra Ilustrado
Just 1.99$ to the kama sutra experience!!!

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Oral Sex Manual

Oral Sex Manual
Frecuentemente nos llegan correos electrónicos preguntándonos cómo puedo darle placer oralmente mejor a mi mujer? O ¿Cómo puedo mejorar cuando hago el sexo oral?

This is a digital item.

YOU ONLY CAN PAY BY PAYPAL!

The delivery of course is for free and is digital!

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Monday, June 11, 2007

Goodbye Mystery Auction

Goodbye Mystery Auction
There comes a time when all great things must end.

And for me mystery auctions have been a great thing.

I love doing them.

I have to give my arm, which I just had sugery on time to heal.

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I Should Have Pulled Out!

I Should Have Pulled Out!
I SHOULD HAVE PULLED OUT T SHIRT!

AND OTHER STYLES OF OFF BEAT T SHIRTS.

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Ding Dong

Ding Dong
You are bidding on a Ding Dong!!

(not for human consumption)

This is no generic ding dong, it is the real deal 100% pure Hostess...

Who doesn't love a good ding dong? I know I do...

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Walk Among The Crowds Unseen...

Walk Among The Crowds Unseen...
Become INVISIBLE!

This is not a toy, a magic trick or a scam.

This is not an illusion, an astral or a Ninja technique.

No Lies! Become 100% Invisible!

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Stack Of Cash

Stack Of Cash
IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT BEFORE I BROUGHT YOU THE WALLET FULL OF CASH

NOW I AM BRINGING YOU THE STACK OF CASH.

I JUST RECENTLY SOLD A WALLET FULL OF CASH FOR $1,000.00

I DECIDED SINCE THE FIRST TIME IT WENT SO GOOD I WOULD

MAKE IT EVEN BETTER MORE MONEY AND A BETTER GIFT.

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Auctions Gone Wild!

Auctions Gone Wild!
Are you a new member or maybe just haven't ventured into the WILD part of eBay?

Yes, there is a wild part and you will not believe some things that have been sold on this auction site.

It was the very wild side of eBay that caught my attention and I have learned so much about it, Now I pass it to you!

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Liquid Fart Spray

Liquid Fart Spray
4 BOTTLES OF LIQUID ASS

This stuff is unbelievable! The ultimate prank used by the crew on The Bubba the Lovesponge and Howard Stern Show's.

This stuff smells like someone just crapped their pants. It really reeks! The gag uses for this are endless folks. The bottles have a pinhole spray system that lets you shoot a stream of Liquid Ass at your intended target. It is clear and will not be felt when sprayed on someones clothes.

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20 Modeling Pics

20 Modeling Pics
HELLO

YOU ARE BIDDING ON 20 NEW MODELING PHOTOS OF MYSELF

YOU CAN HELP ME LAUNCH MY MODELING CAREER

PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE

UPON PAYMENT, I WILL QUICKLY SEND 20 PHOTOS TO YOUR PROVIDED EMAIL ADDRESS

YOU WILL SURELY NOT BE "DISAPPOINTED"

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25 Dollar Mystery Box

25 Dollar Mystery Box
YOU ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW TO YOUSELF THERE'S GOING TO BE

NOTHING GOOD WITH THIS AUCTION THIS GUY JUST WANTS MONEY

*******WRONG*******

HERE'S A LITTLE TASTE OF WHAT THE WINNING BIDDER WILL BE GETTING.

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Chicken Chucker

Chicken Chucker
Great novelty toy... THE CHICKEN CHUCKER!

Flying chickens in a barnyard! The Chicken Chucker is a 5-3/4" (14.6 cm) long plastic shooting device that propels poultry.

Just load one of the five 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) plastic chickens into the compartment then pull the trigger for fowl flinging fun.

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Saturday, June 9, 2007

23 Nights In Paris Hilton Jail

23 Nights In Paris Hilton Jail
You are bidding on the actual mop stick from Waco and Roger's sketch "23 Nights in Paris."

The signature on the stick was for the sketch and is not Paris Hiton's autograph.

It's a great collectors item for any Yucko or DAMN! Show fans.

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Finally A Woman!

Finally A Woman!
FINALLY....A WOMEN THAT UNDERSTANDS FISHING!

EVERY FISHER MANS DREAM WOMEN AND EVEN FISHER WOMENS DREAM WOMAN WHICH IS ALSO FISHERMANS DERAM WOMEN.

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Wizard Of Oz Mystery Auction

Wizard Of Oz Mystery Auction
The wicked witch is so mad!

She wants the gifts that I have for this auction!

Oh, but never fear!

She'll not get them because we have Glenda the good witch as our protector.

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Let's Party!

Let's Party!
Let's Party all the way to my Birthday!

June 9!

Gifts will be brand new!

Some may be revealed and some may be mysteries!

Value will be GREAT!

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My Favorite Things Mystery Auction

My Favorite Things Mystery Auction
My Favorite Things.

Let's get the fine print out of the way first!

under ebay rules you are bidding on an empty box which I will place gifts in for you to enjoy.

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Rick Astley RickRoll You Happy

Rick Astley RickRoll You Happy
EVER BEEN RICKROLLED? DID YOU LIKE IT? YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE!

First and foremost, there will be some imitators out there once this auction takes off the ground and gets the attention it deserves, so I have the honor and priviledge…. nay, the pleasure of introducing you to the real deal, original RickRoll Auction! And to the posers I’d like to say GIFAFI!

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XOXO Mystery Auction

XOXO Mystery Auction
I didn't even SEE my own HINT!

LOL -

The hint that came with the first bid - is this...

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Marshmallow From...

Marshmallow From...
Ladies and gentlemen – phone the neighbors, wake the children, and get your bidding fingers ready for this ONCE IN A LIFETIME event.

Once it is sold, there are no more. Da Vincis, Picassos and Faberge eggs are rare, yes, but there are more than one of each.

There is ONLY ONE of these marshmallows! One. Uno. Un. Eins.

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T-Rex

T-Rex
Anything that comes with T.Rex is a GIFT from me to you!

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Occupied Japan Golden Girl?

Occupied Japan Golden Girl?
This story was told to me, just like I’m about to tell you. Little has been changed, except for maybe some minor dialog details and such. But that’s just because I’m not good at remembering exact words people say; so forgive me for that.

Otherwise, this is it, the way that guy in the shop downtown told me. I’ll leave it to you to decide how much is true and how much he just made up…if any was, indeed, made up at all.

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Rubber Band

Rubber Band
You are bidding on a rubber band.

Anything else you receive is a gift from me to you.

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Friday, June 8, 2007

Vaginal Scents And...

Vaginal Scents And...
ODORATUS SEXUALIS

A Scientific and Literary Study of Sexual Scents and Erotic Perfumes

By Iwan Bloch

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Cashew Jesus

Cashew Jesus
A MOST REMARKABLE CASHEW. IT WAS BLESSED WITH THE FACE OF JESUS CHRIST.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CANNOT DISTINGUISH THE FEATURES OF JESUS, PLEASE STARE AT THE LONG NOSE (TOP, RIGHT),

AND HE WILL COME INTO FOCUS OR LOOK ON THE TOP HALF, RIGHT SIDE. WE WERE FORTUNATE TO SEE HIM IMMEDIATELY.

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Lucky Pepperidge Farm Whole Grain Goldfish

Lucky Pepperidge Farm Whole Grain Goldfish
Up for auction (my fiancee's idea), and for the very nutritious and superstitious, is the Pepperidge Farm Whole Grain Goldfish Snack crackers marked with the sell by day of 07/07/07. This unique number combination only comes once every 100 years!!!

Many people say that the number seven is infused with everything good; it is the number of perfection!!!! All through history, man (and woman) has had a fascination with the number 7...from the days of our week, to the concept of a 7th day for rest (sabbath), to the seven continents and seven seas, etc...

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Ugly Doll Head

Ugly Doll Head
I bought this at a yard sale a couple years ago cuz I thought it was "creepy". The guy who sold it to me referred to it as "Bride of Chuckie" LOL!

It was the end of the day & he was closing up his yard sale. He told me that alot of people got freaked out by it & no-one had any interest in buying it...

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Beatles George Harrison Miniture Guitar

Beatles George Harrison Miniture Guitar
Miniature Guitar BEATLES GEORGE HARRISON "ROCKY" Rare!

Miniature Replica of Stratocaster
"Rocky" used by George Harrison.

Handcrafted in genuine mahogany wood, this amazing miniature guitar is a detailed replica of the Stratocaster "Rocky" used by The Beatles great George Harrison!

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Vintage Christmas Stocking

Vintage Christmas Stocking
This is a vintage Christmas Stocking. It has painted designs stenciled on it.

The NH may stand for New Holland, PA which is the address on the back side.

It was origanally given as a Christmas gift to a young girl with 51 silver dollars inside.

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Viagra Dirty Willy

Viagra Dirty Willy
Be the life of the party with dirty willey, Mr. Viagra motion activated, flashes you with his thing flipping up a down repeatedly and viberates; when the ladies pass by he suddenly flips open his robe; and it filps up & down; says different sexual sayings; runs on 3-AA batterys; brand new in the box; get everyboby laughing at the partys with this flasher...

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Jar Of Emerald's Crisp Winter Air

Jar Of Emerald's Crisp Winter Air
Glass Jar containing EMERALD'S finest Crip Winter's Air.

This was captured at just the right time of night, to bring back to you nothing but the best quality Air Emerald could ofter.

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Pair Of Ladies Legs Openers

Pair Of Ladies Legs Openers
This matched pair of solid brass ladies legs bottle openers would make a great unusual gift they are in good condition & measure 85mm toe to thigh.

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Ho Hearse And Cemetery

Ho Hearse And Cemetery
HO scale cemetery with funeral service vehicle.

40 Gravestones and grave borders, soldiers graves, crucifix, stone wall with "iron" gates, benches and coffins...

People are not included.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007

1 Lunar Acre

1 Lunar Acre
Buy A Deed For One Acre On The Moon.

I am selling 1 acre of land on the Moon.

Since the Earth is in a warming trend the Moon may be a last resort for you and your family.

Don't be left on this planet to fry, Bid Now.

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My Drunk Friend

My Drunk Friend
Up for auction is my drunk friend... You are bidding on what we (my friends) are going to do to my drunk friend.

This is how it goes we get together, have fun, get drunk and the buddy who passes out gets it first..

This happens all the time so no worries, I dont think you can top us!!!!

You bid on what we are going to do to him...

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Child's Tooth

Child's Tooth
I have my daughter's tooth for auction.

She no longer believes in the tooth fairy and I thought I would see if there is any interest.

It is a first molar.

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My Imaginary Friend

My Imaginary Friend
Up for auction is a PICTURE of my imaginary friend named Tom.

He was 23 when he died last week. This is for a picture of him to remember him by!

Anything Else I Give You Is A Gift From Me To You.

!!The Higher The Bid The Better The Gift!!

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