Thursday, May 31, 2007

My Envelope

My Envelope
YOUR NAME HERE!!!

This Scam artist, he played one...

he played knickknack and had some fun,

With a knickknack a pattywack lets get some bids,

No I am not trying to play with your heads.

This Scam artist, he played two...

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VooDoo Coconut

VooDoo Coconut
So here it goes again....You are bidding on a genuine VooDoo Coconut which has played a key role in many of the events you have seen through the media (I'll have to abbreviate the stars names so this doesn't get cancelled again by my good friends at egay.):

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Mystery Auction Make Me An Offer

Mystery Auction Make Me An Offer
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A BOX, AND ONLY A BOX.

ANYTHING IN THE BOX IS A GIFT FROM ME TO THE WINNING BIDDER.

I WILL TELL YOU THERE ARE MANY GIFTS IN THIS MYSTERY BOX..

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Experience The Posibilities!!!

Experience The Posibilities
The Wal-Mart Vest comes with name badge/tag with YOUR NAME ON IT!!!

The picture shown in this auction of the name badge is simply a stock photo, and IS NOT THE NAMETAG YOU WILL BE RECEIVING.

The one in this auction for sale is will say whatever you want it to!!!.

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Al Pacino Celluloid Pin

Al Pacino Celluloid Pin
Who is this?

Is it Al Pacino in his younger days?

I don't know.

Can anyone help me out here?

It's a nice large pin.

It measures 2.5" in diameter.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

My Little Black Box

My Little Black Box
MYSTERY GIFT INSIDE.

I WILL TELL YOU THAT THIS GIFT HAS A TAG AND A USGL IDENTIFICATION CARD WITH IT.

THE REPLACEMENT VALUE IS $5,121.00!


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2 Million Dollar Showcased Tile Painting By Kelsey

2 Million Dollar Showcased Tile Painting By Kelsey
This auction is for the fabulous drawing depicting what the world should be like through the eyes of my neice Kelsey.

Through the eyes of a cheery 6 year that has not a care in the world, skies are filled with bright blue borders, big puffy clouds, and distant dreamy stars. The grass is green and vivarant flowers flow across the landscape. The skies seem endless and time is just a mere number.

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Photo Of Bloody 147TH SB20

Photo Of Bloody 147TH SB20
Photo is in amazing shape, with one one small spot in left center (see pic #5). Due to lighting, Photo seems to be very light but is actually very dark. Black and White photo.

Picture depicts 61 soliders from the Bloody 147th SB20. This was a class Squadron photo taken at KEESLER FIELD, MISSISSIPPI.

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My Empty Pimp Juice Can

My Empty Pimp Juice Can
Thanks to - a spotted dog!!!

The first bid is in!!! So the first item is added to the "BOX"!!!

Who wants me to add another item to the box.

Keep the bids going to pimp this box!!

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Pool Cue Tip

Pool Cue Tip
If anything is attached to this tip, it is a gift from me to you. I have seen alot of wierd stuff on Ebay sell for alot of money. This could be alot of fun. This auction is not a money maker for me.

In fact, I will donate proceeds from this auction to the needy at Thanksgiving. This will be verified upon request. We are honest people and our feedback reflects this. Good luck and have fun !!!

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Golfers Stool

Golfers Stool
WEIRD!!! Golf Seat/Stool of Golfers Legs and Feet ODD!!

Really weird looking seat or stool.

It has a plaid seat with a golfers legs and feet under it.

It is probably home made. The shoes are NIKE golf shoes.

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Moabdibah's Unique Auction Chain

Moabdibah's Unique Auction Chain
TO GET INFORMATION ON:

ROLO MOABDIBAH'S

ONE TIME ONLY

"COUNTDOWN AUCTION CHAIN TO 07/07/07"!!!

Please read the following listing! At it's conclusion, you will find information about the Auction Chain, and how to play!!!

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Grandpa's Tie Clip

Grandpa's Tie Clip
Up for auction i have my grandfather's tie clip. As far as I can tell it is real gold. I have had this clip in my possession for about 12 years now. This clip is quite literally a toilet.

I do not know a lot about this clip, except that he got it from work back in the 50's as a reward of some type. A little history about my grandfather...

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Inventory Reduction Sale Mystery Auction!

Inventory Reduction Sale Mystery Auction!
INVENTORY REDUCTION SALE MYSTERY WORTH $10,000 TO START

COME ONE COME ALL TO MY BIGGEST AND BEST MYSTERY AUCTION EVER!!

Actually, this is a Inventory Liquidation Auction.

I have decided to take a break from Mysterys for a while.

But before I do, I have to sell sell sell all the goodies I have stockpiled in my Living room and Dining room!!

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Haunted Doll Murder Mystery

Haunted Doll Murder Mystery
BRIDE MURDERED BEFORE BIG DAY

It was supposed to be her big day. Tuesday May 22nd Dorene Gurkin had planned the biggest day of her life.

Over 200 friends and family had planned to share this wonderful day with her and her soon to be husband..NAPOLEAN HARDWOOD

It was early in the morning, May 21st when Dorenes sister Meg and the other six bridesmaids had planned to meet at a local favorite salon to get all there beauties in order.

The appointment was set for 9 oclock sharp and the only one missing was Dorene. Meg thought to herself..This isnt like her to be late, she would freak if any one of us were late!!!

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Need Relief

Need Relief
~Does love have you on Cloud 9?~

~Spend every moment thinking of that special someone?~

~Find it hard to concentrate or get work done?~

Here's some relief!

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Wierd Substance In Gatorade Bottle

Wierd Substance In Gatorade Bottle
There is something wierd in this gatorade bottle.

It looks like sperm, i think.

What could it be?

Its never been open.

It is still factory sealed.

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Wind Up Venus Robot

Wind Up Venus Robot
VENUS ROBOT. NEW, TIN TOY WIND UP ROBOT, ABOUT 5-1/2" (14.3cm.) TALL, COLLECTABLE.

NEW WITH BOX, WIND HER UP & WATCH HER WALK USING LITTLE PEGS THAT TURN UNDER HER FEET TO MOVE HER FORWARD, WHILE MOVING HER ARMS, HAS ON/OFF SWITCH ON CHEST, WORKS & LOOKS NICE, A NICE QUALITY TIN TOY, COLLECTABLE

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Cheetos House Numbers

Cheetos House Numbers
I'll bet you've been wondering where you could get some rare house numbers made of genuine Cheetos. Well, your search has ended, and you have come to the right place! If your house address is "17," this is your lucky day!

But if it isn't don't despair. You can also use these on more addresses besides "17." For instance, if you're house number is "71" you would just have to reverse the numbers.

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Seashell Old man

Seashell Old man
Natural Seashell that has never been altered by man or machine.

This shell looks like an old man. A very ugly old man.

If you pay 50,000 dollars for this shell no one in the world will have one like this.

This is a one of a kind oppurtunity, you may have lots of money in the bank but how could you ever pay for something like this if someone did not find it or want to sell it.

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Antique Ceramic Human Skull

Antique Ceramic Human Skull
Excellent Condition.

This skull measures 8 inches long, 4 1/2 inches wide and stands 6 inches tall.

No chips or cracks.

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Abstract Dog Greek Winged Victory Samothrace

Abstract Dog Greek Winged Victory Samothrace
This art work is a one-of-a-kind small-scale sculpture, produced from the powerful maw of a assiduous canine, this plastic art work recalls the liberated figures of ancient Greece and Rome, such as the ancient Hellenistic Greek Winged Victory (or Nike) of Samothrace, in the Louvre Museum in Paris,

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1968 Life Is Like...


A Tube of Toothpaste Poster
Poem by Toby Lurie
Design by Art Bevacqva
Life is like a tube of tooth paste
Removed from the box
Unscrewed
Placed in an antiseptic place
felt daily
squeezed daily
tasted daily
but drained but drained
daily
until that firm soft
roundness disappears
and nothing remains
except a flattened
or
balled up covering
and this
unceremoniously
tossed in a
waste basket
Poster measures approximately 23" x 17 3/8"
Condition: Very nice, no holes or rips, the colors are very bright, light handling bends.

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Spy Magazine Hillary Clinton With Balls

Spy Magazine Hillary Clinton With Balls
September/October Spy Magazine. Hillary Clinton cover, Hillary's Big Secret. Very good condition.

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Animal Skull

Animal Skull
GROSS from a nonsmoking home.

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Borat Jar Of Gypsy Tears Necklace

Borat Jar Of Gypsy Tears Necklace
Authentic Gypsy Tears.

Why carry connies when you can carry tears!

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Vintage Latex Rubber Glove Mold

Vintage Latex Rubber Glove Mold
HERE IS AN ODD ESTATE FIND. IT SEEMS TO BE A MOLD FOR LATEX OR RUBBER GLOVES. I FOUND IT OUT IN THE GARDEN SHED WITH LOTS OF VINTAGE POTS. SO IT MAY HAVE BEEN USED TO HOLD CLIPPINGS AT ONE TIME. IT MEASURES 13 1/4" LONG AND HAS A WIRE TO HANG IT UPSIDE DOWN. PLEASE SEE PICTURE FOR DETAIL. IT ALSO HAS NUMERIC CALCULATIONS ON FRONT AND BACK. WISH I KNEW THE STORY BEHIND THAT! A REALLY COOL FIND!!! GOOD LUCK!!!

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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Woman's Chastity Belt.. With Teeth!?

Woman's Chastity Belt.. With Teeth!?
I'm writing this listing from Beijing where I am currently located on an antique buying trip.

One of the dealers I buy from had something quite interesting for sale the other day: this female chastity belt!

I can't say I know much about chastity belts. This one measures about 29cm across at the waist, and about 29cm from the waist down to the bottom of it.

I have about a 32 inch waist and am 5 foot 10, and it fit me alright over my pants - maybe it was a little small.

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Hey Guys! Too Many Responsibilities? Want To Get Away!

Hey Guys! Too Many Responsibilities? Want To Get Away!
Did you ever just want to get away?
Just take off for one year, do everything you never had a chance to do.

BUT...

Who would take over your Job?

Make sure the bills were paid?

Make sure the wife does not stray?

SOLUTION;

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Holy Pizza Hut Breadstick?

Holy Pizza Hut Breadstick
You are bidding on a one of a kind HOLY Breadstick from Pizza Hut.

One day I was sitting and eating a family order of breadsticks.

I bit in to this certain one and it had a hole in the end of it.

To my surpise I began to choke and no one was around...

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Satanic Ronald McDonald Shoe Horn?

Satanic Ronald McDonald Shoe Horn?
Weird promotional item from McDonald's circa 1987!

A Ronald McDonald Shoe Horn!!! Genius Marketing Here!

Nothing captures a child's imagination like a little deranged clown to help them pull their church shoes on!

Does not appear to have shod a lot of persons.

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Heather Mills Dancing With The Stars

Heather Mills Dancing With The Stars
Heather MCcartney DANCING WITH THE STARS!

One Leg Lamp.Excellent Condition!

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Cross Walk Sign

Cross Walk Sign
Official cross walk sign retired from the Football Hall of Fame city, Canton, Ohio.This genuine sign once graced our fine streets but is now retired from service. We purchased these lights and have modified them for "home" use.

Use your imagination and decorate your back yard, den, garage....or bar. These are also available as removed so you can modify them for your own use.

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Selling My Sole

Selling My Sole

THIS AUCTION WAS LOST BY UPS AND REPLACED WITH ANOTHER FOR THE BIDDER THAT WON IT.

SO.......

NOW I AM SELLING MY SOLE AGAIN.

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Elvis Presley G.I. Blues Autograph

Elvis Presley G.I. Blues Autograph
Wonderful, unusual large 11" by 14" photo of Elvis Presley from the "G.I.Blues" movie set of 1960.

"G.I. Blues" was the first movie made by Elvis after he was mustered out of the Army. Production started on April 21, shooting commenced on May 2, ended on June 29. The movie opened on November 23, 1960.

This photo has a clear original signature, "To Jimmy, Many Thanks, Elvis Presley", as shown, in blue ball-point ink.

Photograph is clearly stamped on the back, "Coming Soon, Elvis in 'G.I.Blues', A Hal Wallis Production".

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Pirates Of The Caribbean Pinball!!

Pirates Of The Caribbean Pinball
The machine is in Like New condition. The cabinet and playfield are in excellent shape.

A mechanical pirate ship that the player strikes with the pinball.

With each hit, the ship lowers its sails and eventually sinks into the playfield, thus revealing a shot into the Kraken's mouth.

In this area, the player can sink the ship, destroy the Kraken, and fight Davy Jones.

A mechanical treasures chest, the Dead Man's Chest, through which the player.

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Friday, May 25, 2007

VooDoo Coconut

VooDoo Coconut
You are bidding on a genuine VooDoo Coconut which has played a key role in many of the events you have seen through the media (I'll have to abbreviate the stars names so this doesn't get cancelled again by my good friends at egay.):

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Buying And Selling Our Children's Souls

Buying And Selling Our Children's Souls
Children of destiny are being enticed and lured by the spirit of the age.

Some have drifted unknowingly into the realm of darkness.

Will our sons and daughters accomplish their God-given mandate for this hour?

Or will they become a lost generation? Someone must rise up and sound the alarm.

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Lunch Or Lay

Lunch Or Lay
Hello!! My name is Penelope!!

And you are going to decide if I am lunch, or I lay!!!

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Wallet Full Of Cash

Wallet Full Of Cash
AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE PICURE THERE IS QUITE A LOT OF CASH STUFFED

INTO THIS LEATHER BI-FOLD WALLET SO STUFFED INTO

THIS WALLET TO WHERE IT WONT CLOSE ANYMORE!

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Diva's Guide

Diva's Guide
The Diva's Guide To Selling Your Soul

by Kathleen O'Reilly

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Stressed Out Mug

Stressed Out Mug
This is a humorous mug for those - "stressed out" days that seem like they will never end.

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Dancing Bride And Groom

Dancing Bride And Groom
THE WEDDING REMEMBERANCE

This can be used for decor

for the bridal shower, decor by the guest book,

or on any table used at the wedding or reception....

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Selling Of A Soul - My True Encounter

Selling Of A Soul - My True Encounter
This is a Brand New Item!

All orders are shipped in a box.

This also includes Free delivery confirmation with each order.

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Haunted Doll Murder Mystery

Haunted Doll Murder Mystery
BRIDE MURDERED BEFORE BIG DAY

It was supposed to be her big day. Tuesday May 22nd Dorene Gurkin had planned the biggest day of her life.

Over 200 friends and family had planned to share this wonderful day with her and her soon to be husband..NAPOLEAN HARDWOOD...

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Free Money???

Free Money
FREE MONEY FROM CONTRACTORS.

Most don’t even know YOU (yes YOU!) could do it for them.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

The Skittles Heist

The Skittles Heist
The day started like any other... Fresh from the Skittles Plant, a large delivery truck full of the Rainbow treats was driving down the road.

The driver stopped for lunch & when he was done he discovered that he had been robbed! The took all the Skittles & even the tires!

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Diaper Revenge Sale

Diaper Revenge Sale
Has Someone Upset you, or EVER upset you, do you want REVENGE or PAYBACK without them knowing who it is that is doing them in!!

Or maybe you wanna play a prank on your buddy for a few laughs or send a College a gift they will Always Remember & Never Forget!!

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Empty Little Debbie Snack Cake

Empty Little Debbie Snack Cake
Empty Little Debbie Snack Cake Box.

There were once six Strawberry Shortcake Rolls inside.

But Not anymore!

I ate them, and they were UM,UM, Good!!

Now the box is ready for a new owner.

Wish you had one?

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20 Count Vintage PSA

20 Count Vintage PSA
I have recently taken over by ex-boyfriend's enormous amount of cards. He had too many and I need to dump them. I never understood why he needed or kept so many, so I am on here to find out. My hope is to show him that cheaters never win.

I am sure I could sell these cards individually, as there seems to be many household names within these boxes, but do not want spend the time or fees into a hobby I am not familiar with. Please keep my new girlfriend and I busy packing up these cards for you.

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The Back Door Has Been Left Open

The Back Door Has Been Left Open
The Back Door Has Been Left Open - Time to CASH IN.

Is anything BELOW on your Wish List???

Act Now - Or Be left behind...

Everything Can Become a Reality!

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Devious Skunk Odor

Devious Skunk Odor
I sell stuff for less than straight from the facory.

No waiting for international shipping, or customs delays.

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1 System A Day

1 System A Day
1 SYSTEM A DAY TO GIVE AWAY!

THATS RIGHT EVEN IF THERE IS ONLY 1 BIDDER - THAT BIDDER GETS A NEW SYTEM AS MY GIFT!!!

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1847 Eternally Yours

1847 Eternally Yours
This is a silver cup (Silver soldered) from a company called 1847 rogers Bros.

Also imprinted on the bottom is: IS and EPNS and ETERNALLY YOURS

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Robot Pirate

Robot Pirate
ANIMATED PIRATE TALKING MANNEQUIN RETAIL SALESMAN.

GREAT IN STORE ADVERTISING SIGNAGE/ROBOTIC TALKING CHARACTER.

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Virgin Mary Fruit Nugget

Virgin Mary Fruit Nugget
Wow I just don’t know what to say.. I was eating some Tropicana Fruit Nuggets and I dropped one.

I noticed that it looked funny so I passed it around to my friends and posted it on break.com and got alot of the same responses.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Holiday Greetings From Europe

Holiday Greetings From Europe
No time or no money to make a trip to europe?

We surprise your friends with holiday greetings from good old germany. We send you a postcard with motives from Alsfeld, a small midage-town in the middle of germany. You write your greetings and the address of your friend on it and send the card back to us.

We will pick a stamp on it and put it in the mail box. The receiver gets a card with your hand written greetings from germany.

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3 Mystery Boxes

3 Mystery Boxes
BECAUSE I HAVE SOOO MUCH TO GIVE!

IT WILL TAKE YOU DAYS TO GO THROUGH ALL MY GIFTS!!!

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1 Drinking Straw

1 Drinking Straw
THE DRINKING STRAW IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER WITH A GIFT UNIMAGEANABLE.

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Ice Tea Scoop Mystery Auction

Ice Tea Scoop Mystery Auction
------WELCOME MY FELLOW MYSTERYHOLICS------

This is the ONE...the ONLY...ICED TEA SCOOP MYSTERY AUCTION.

You are bidding on this E-SCOOP ONLY...1 BUY GETS 1 E-SCOOP FROM MY BOWL.

Whatever comes in it--Well that is a gift from me to you.

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13 Color Prison

13 Color Prison
This 13 color tv is from New Hampshire State prison and is for sale to you.

It works great and is clear in color so the guards can see through it.

It can be hooked up to cable.

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You Won't Want To Miss My Tight Box

You Won't Want To Miss My Tight Box
YOU WONT WANNA MISS THIS TIGHT PACKED BOX.

IT IS LOADED!!!

THIS IS A PROGRESSIVE ACTION.

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Life Size Hillbilly Robot

Life Size Hillbilly Robot
ANIMATED ADVERTISING COWBOY/HILLBILLY.

Cowboy,with 9 Re-Recordable message Capability Motion Sensor &Music capability.

Animated Robot MANNEQUIN {TALKING SALESMAN}

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Who Wants To Sell Their Soul To...

Who Else Wants To Sell Their Soul To
You are bidding on or buying the .pdf ebook "Who Wants To Sell Their Soul To Satan?" subtitled "Who Is Mystery Babylon?" which contains names of books, talk radio show internet sites, and research sources in it's brief discussion so that you can do further research and get information on this topic of 666 & and IT's major enforcer, Mystery Babylon; specifically a .PDF download 'ebook' "Who Else Wants To Sell Their Soul To Satan?"

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Bisque Head

Bisque Head

This bisque head is ready to decorate with kiln fired glazes or be hand painted with acrylic paints.

It is 3" x 5" and is 3" tall.

As shown, it is strange and ONE OF A KIND.

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What Is It

What Is It
This is some sort of tray for glasses or something , but it doesn't explain the candle stick holder thing or the rounf feet. the whole thing makes no sense to me and I have no clue what it supposed to be, yet someone spend time and effort making it...so chances are someone out there in the Ebay community knows what it is and perhapes even need it...so here it is.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

My Monkey Is Giving My Stuff Away

My Monkey Is Giving My Stuff Away
ROUND # 5 BIG UPDATE !!

WELL SO FAR 228 ENVELOPES HAVE BEEN DRAWN AND A LOT OF NICE GIFTS AND CASH HAVE BEEN DRAWN.

SO FAR I HAVE GIVEN AWAY AROUND $1,300 IN GIFTS AND CASH.

I WILL KEEP THIS RUNNING UNTIL ALL THE ENVELOPES ARE GONE!

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I'm Selling A Used Soul

I'm Selling A Used Soul
Belive it or not, I am selling my soul on eBay.

I know at least some of you have joked about selling random stuff on eBay, but I am taking this one step farther.

I am selling a slightly used piece of cardboard containing my soul.

Though it does look urine soaked, I asure you it is not.

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Build Your Own kegerator

Build Your Own kegerator
If you do not receive the download link immediately after payment confirmation, please email me and I will personally email you the link myself! Thanks!

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Heart Worm

Heart Worm
WACKY WEIRD "HEART" WORM!!!

AFTER A LONG AND HARD CALIFORNIA RAIN, THIS WORM DECIDED TO SHOW HIS LOVE FOR THIS WORLD BY RESEMBLING A HEART UPON DEATH!!!

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Potato Pistol

Potato Pistol
When is a spud more than a spud?

When it's an ammo depot because you have one of these terrific potato guns!

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Horseshoe Art

Horseshoe Art
True to our name we also list the strange and unusual.

This seems to be a home made piece of art or shop project.

It is made of wood and a real horse shoe with horse shoe nails.

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2 Old Softballs

2 Old Softballs
These are two old 3-1/" soft balls Baseball soft balls I found on the side of Interstate 10 just before Austin.

The two where sitting together like a pair fo eggs or old friends. So ehre they are, two old Base / soft balls with a story to tell. Unknown origin and age. Condition as shown sold as is.

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White Power Supremacy Fist

White Power Supremacy Fist
60's Rare White Power Supremacy Fist.

You are bidding on a very unique and rare piece of history.

This fist was a very controversial center piece from a store display back in the 1960's.

It was given to me by my father over 30 years ago.

I believe that it is carved from some type of wood but I can not be positive.

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Alien

Alien
THIS IS A TREE ROOT ABOUT 3 FEET TALL AND THIS PICTURE DOESNT DO IT JUSTICE.

IT'S WOOD AND ITS ALL NATURAL. ALIEN, KNOME WHATEVER YOU THINK.

ONE MILLION DOLLARS OR SERIOUS OFFERS CONSIDERED.

THIS IS A ONE OF A KIND PIECE

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Killer Cornflake

Killer Cornflake
A LONG NIGHT GETTING UP EVERY HOUR WITH OUR BABY, AND MY HUSBAND DECIDES TO HAVE SOME BREAKFAST.

GOOD OL' KELLOGG'S CORNFLAKES...

AHHHHHH, HE WENT TO TAKE A BITE AND LOOK WHAT BIT HIM BACK!!!

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Own Your Bit Of Snowy Mountain Foothills

Own Your Bit Of Snowy Mountain Foothills
Own Your Very Own Your Own Bit Of The Snowy Mountain Foothills!

Buy a 1-cup scoop of Snowy Mountain Foothill dirt!

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Creepy Tony's Eyes

Creepy Tony's Eyes
Today you are bidding on my good pal Creepy Tony's eyeballs.

You see the circus is coming to town and Creepy Tony and I need a little extra cash to buy those highly pleasurable tickets!

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Rare Northern Soul


Danny White - I'm Dedicating My Life rare northern soul...

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My Heart And Roses

My Heart And Roses
INSIDE THIS BOX OF ROSES, ARE THINGS NOT HARD TO FIND, WHEN OPENED YOU WILL SEE, THIS BEATING HEART OF MINE, WHAT LIES BESIDE IT REMAINS A MYSTERY, FOR ONLY THE BRAVE WILL SEE. THE THINGS I'VE PLACED INSIDE FOR YOU, ARE SURELY THINGS TO PLEASE.

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Monday, May 21, 2007

Kama sutra Lovers chocolate

Kama sutra Lovers chocolate
NEW KAMA SUTRA EDIBLE CHOCOLATE LOVERS PAINT BOX.

INCLUDES: DARK CHOCOLATE, MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE, & A PAINT BRUSH

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Penis shaped Cherry

Penis shaped Cherry
I bought a bag of Cherries from my local VONS and when I was about to eat them - WHAT THE HELL???

This Cherry has not been tempered with in any way, it has a growth on it that resembles... take a guess.

As you can see, it's currently being stored in my freezer in a protective cushioned cup.

Winner will receive this precious fruit via protective box containing dry ice or a cooler.

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A And W Root Beer Vintage Cups

A And W Root Beer Vintage Cups
A & W fans and collectors, these vintage promotional A & W cups are for you. Each of the 6 cups holds 16 oz. of your favorite root beer beverage. The cups are paper with wax coating. They are in perfect condition and never used. A family member was able to save a few of these rare cups decades ago when they were part of a A & W promotion at their company. Whether just for memories or adding to your serious collection, these cups will be sure to please.

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Make Your Dog Fart And Talk

Make Your Dog Fart And Talk
Brand New!

How cool is this!!!

It's time to make your dog talk!!!

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Cold Water Faucet

Cold Water Faucet
Ok we are looking to see if there anyone out there that would like to humore us and bid on this water faucet and help end are nightmare. Are simple bathroom paint job ended up tearing town the drywall. And you know how it goes well the drywall down might as well buy a new toliet tub and sink. Well the bathtub that was in the bathroom is now consider a special order bathtub they do not make them that small anymore.

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All My Lost Marbles

All My Lost Marbles
I LOST MY MARBLES, THEN I FOUND MY

MARBLES. NOW I AM PUTTING MY MARBLES

ON E-BAY SO I WON'T LOSE THEM AGAIN.

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Bandage For A Broken Heart

Bandage For A Broken Heart
When you've got a broken heart, there are two things you can take comfort in:

1. You're not alone -- a broken heart is one of the most common maladies of the human condition; and.

2. There's a bandage for it.

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Fart In A Bottle

Fart In A Bottle
The title speaks for itself. My brother farted in this jar and sealed it immediately. The lid has a Union Jack on it and the outside of the jar was cleaned after it was sealed. The winning bidder will receive this air-tight jar with the fart still contained. Will the smell fade away?

Or will the particles regroup within the jar and unleash the unholiest of stenches? You can do whatever you want with this item, it's up to you. Either way, this is pretty funny.

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American Life Bitters - Omaha Neb

American Life Bitters - Omaha Neb
American Life Bitters -P.E.ILER/ Manufacturer/ OMAHA, NEB. This bottle is from the Chris Batdorff collection which was auction in 1990 by Glass Works. The best way I can think of describing is to write what Jim has in his Auction catalogue.

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Pear Butt

Pear Butt
This is the strangest piece of produce I have ever seen.

Literally looks like butt cheeks so much so I am waiting to see the thing poop!

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Autopsy Zombie Staple Baby

Autopsy Zombie Staple Baby
"Oblique"
Autopsy Zombie Staple Baby #122.

16 inch rare standing vinyl horror art doll.

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Deceased Moth Wearing...

Deceased Moth Wearing...
A fake nose and glasses!

Sid Moth always wanted to be a comic. He never lived long enough to succeed. I created a memorial to Sid.

He is wearing his favorite prop, his fake nose and glasses. Sid would always say, “I’m gonna kill’em. I mean, a moth with a fake nose and glasses? They’ll love it!”

But alas, Sid’s career didn’t last long. He was a moth after all. I placed him in a plastic cube wearing his favorite prop. I’m sure he’ll knock’em dead in heaven.

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Online Bomb

Online Bomb
Hi my name is Frederick Baines. I live in San Francisco and I am a homeless bumb. Right now I am in the local library because it is raining outside. I thought since i cant beg for money outside I might as well do it inside on the internet.

I am originally from San Diego, I moved here a few years back. I heard it was easy to get a job here. I found out the hard way...... I lost my job, lost my apartment, my family will not answer my call and I am all alone with my dog Jesus.

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Hells Angels 8th Best Breast In The West Pin

Hells Angels 8th Best Breast In The West Pin
THIS IS A HELLS ANGELS BEST BREAST IN THE WEST PIN .. PIN IS NEW STILL IN ITS CELLOPHANE WRAPPER....

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Unopened Mountain Dew With Fly Inside

Unopened Mountain Dew With Fly Inside
So here's the story: I purchased this 2 Liter of Mountain Dew a little while back and once I got it home I discovered, unbelievably, a fly had somehow been capped inside!

I thought about returning it the store to get another one but I decided to give Pepsi a call instead. They told me that they had never heard of someone finding a fly in one of their unopened products before. They wanted me to return the 2 Liter back to them in exchange for a couple dozen coupons.

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Original Post It Mystery Auction

Original Post It Mystery Auction
There are NO losers in this auction!

There will be 300 winners and lots of happy eBayers!

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Cocktail Bar

Cocktail Bar
I am the manager of a highly acclaimed and established cocktail bar in Edinburgh (Scotland) trying to get funds together to finance a Cocktail Bar of my own. Unfortunately this requires large amounts of investment that I simply don’t have.

This is my dream and I am highly motivated and passionate about bartending as well as being very well respected within the industry in my own right. I could get financial backing from traditional style investors, however in my experience this will always ends up with dreams being compromised.

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Full Size Horse Statue

Full Size Horse Statue
This is a superb feature piece. A full sized brand new fibre glass horse that is so realistic you could put it into a paddock and it would pass. Standing at over 6 feet in height it looks both proud and majestic.

Complete with lined muscle tone, skin nuisances and realistic hoofs it would make a brilliant feature for an exhibition stand, exhibit, business mascot, Home feature piece or ideal advertisement.

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Giant Stuffed Rat

Giant Stuffed Rat
This is a vintage taxidermied Nutria which is a type of Rat that originally came from a dime museum now shut down.

The Nutria rat creature has sharp yellow teeth, pointy claws and a long rat tail. The fur looks to be quite spendid and supple, and there is no odor.

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This Has Changed My Life

This Has Changed My Life
NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH LIFE?

THIS MAY VERY WELL BE JUST WHAT YOU NEED!!!!

Thank you so much for the opportunity to pass this which has changed my life dramatically on to you.

This is not a ploy, scam or trick. this shoe horn has been there with me through some amaizing changes.

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Ice From The Sky

Ice From The Sky
No kidding, this is a weird one. This is one of five pieces of ice that fell out of the sky in Silverdale, Washington on May 2, 2007. They landed on a construction site, punching a hole in a roof and tearing the rain gutter off the side of a building. Eyewitnesses say the sky was clear and blue and the ice balls, some as large as a basketball, began falling.

You can see the stories about it at the following links:
http://www.kirotv.com/video/13255731/detail.html & http://www.kirotv.com/video/13255705/index.html or http://www.kirotv.com/news/13255656/detail.html
And yes, that is the very same chunk of ice now for sale.

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Do You Belive In Luck?

Do You Belive In Luck?
Do You Believe in

LUCK?

I Do!

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Arm Eating Zombie

Arm Eating Zombie
Produced by Hollywood special effects artists, this stunning full 360 degree front and back life-size prop from hell will absolutely blow you away!

Each masterpiece is individually hand-painted and detailed with real pajamas, socks and pose-able limbs!

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3 Butt Shaped M And M's

3 Butt Shaped M And M's
Amaze your friends and relatives with this collection of Green, Pink, and Black butt-shaped Peanut M&Ms!

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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Toilet Paper Roll Stuffed With Cash

Toilet Paper Roll Stuffed With Cash
YEP, THAT IS RIGHT, YOU ARE BIDDING ON A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER THAT IS STUFF WITH A BUNCH OF CASH. WILL YOU FIND 1$ BILLS, 5$ BILLS, 10$ BILLS, 20$ BILLS, 50$ BILLS OR 100$ BILLS. I GUESS YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO BID AND FIND OUT.

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Friday, May 18, 2007

Davey Husselloff, Paris Hittin

Davey Husselloff, Paris Hittin
"A BURGER AND A BREW WITH DAVY"

HEY PEOPLE!!!

IM DAVY HUSSELLOFF!!!

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The Temptations Autographs

The Temptations Autographs
THE TEMPTATIONS

YOU ARE BIDDING ON TWO OF THE TEMPTATIONS AUTOGRAPHS.

RON TYSON & OTIS WILLIAMS

I KNOW THEY ARE AUTHENTIC AUTOGRAPHS AS THEY WERE SIGNED IN FRONT OF ME AND HANDED TO ME BY RON TYSON.

THEY WERE SIGNED ON JAN 25TH, 2007. THE NIGHT BEFORE THEIR PERFORMANCE AT THE AMERISTAR CASINO IN KANSAS CITY.

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A Night With Paris Hittin...

A Night With Paris Hittin...
A NITE WITH PARISS"

Hi There, my name is "Pariss Hittin"

A couple weeks ago I was out partying with the gurls, you know having a blast!!!

After just one Margarita, I was starving to death. I slipped into my car and headed down to the local.

"WHAT-A-BURGER"

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Handmade Book Of Spells

Handmade Book Of Spells
Ashley Sheaffer's Spell Journal

Includes spells, personal thoughts and various writings by Ashley.

Psychic studies focused on other belongings of Ashley's show that she is no longer living.

Perhaps she haunts these unusual writings as she has other objects once in her possession.

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Plastic Shopping Bag From Hawaii

Plastic Shopping Bag From Hawaii
You never know what will flip your switch.

A PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG FROM HAWAII.

You can fool your neighbors and tell them you went shopping there.

Have a good laugh behind their backs.

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Lucky Sand

Lucky Sand
Lucky Sand is derived from the luckiest country in the world.(AUSTRALIA)

Australia is a VERY FORTUNATE COUNTRY. It is renowned throughout the world that Australia is the lucky country.

Why? Because Australia gives off very positive energy.

Now you can have a small piece of this positive energy to bring you the same luck we enjoy.

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1 Douch Bag

1 Douch Bag
This item is used and in great condition.

I will guarantee it, not to have any leaks.

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Fetish Mystery Auction

Fetish Mystery Auction
Hello and welcome to my Ultimate Fetish mystery auction!

This is a mystery auction set to appeal to the fetish minded person.

In this auction we have tried to come up with *Everything* for the fetish minded person!

We spent days collecting items going through and filling in anything we might have missed.

We have held nothing back so if you are a bit skeptical please do not bid because you might be shocked by what you receive.

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1963 B FRN Joseph W. Barr Note

1963 B FRN Joseph W. Barr Note
SERIES 1963B $1.00 BARR FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE. SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY JOSEPH BARR AND TREASURER KATHRYN GRANAHAN SERVED TOGETHER FROM 12/23/1968 TO 1/20/1969.

A TERM OF LESS THAN 4 WEEKS. NEEDLESS TO SAY THERE ARE NOT A LOT OF THESE NOTES FLOATING AROUND. THIS IS A CRISP UNCIRCULATED NOTE.

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Wild Turkey Gizzard Stones

Wild Turkey Gizzard Stones
50-60 gizzard stones, or gastroliths from a great Wild Turkey.

They measure about 1/8"- 1/4" diameter, and are in very good condition.

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Wood Head

Wood Head
The proverbial knot on a log, this fell off a 100 year old oak tree, if you look close you can see a face in it.

I think it looks like a troll.

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Unique Homemade Beer Lamp

Unique Homemade Beer Lamp
A very unique table lamp for your home, bar, game room etc. This was created at home and is made from parts of another lamp with a collectable coors light pony keg and beer can incorporated in! The lamp stands about 37" tall and weighs 8 pounds. The base is 11" wide and the shade is 22" wide.

Lamp has three way lighting on top. Bottom lights have seperate on/off switch and are red. Chandelier like glass rods surround the red lights which are removable. Shade and lamp base is painted silver. About mid way is the super bowl XLI pony keg which is a collectable item itself. This lamp is really nice and would look great in your favorite room!

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Hillbilly Cowboy Robot

Hillbilly Cowboy Robot
ANIMATED TALKING ADVERTISING HILLBILLY/COWBOY ROBOT SALESMAN SIGNAGE {CROWD STOPPER}

YOU CAN Even ride around with your cowboy in the passengers seat, operating on a cigarette Lighter in a collectable car, or your automblia.

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K.I.S.S. Bodyboard

K.I.S.S. Bodyboard
"NICE WORK OF ART"

"KISS"

"GENE SIMMONS"

AIRBRUSHED BODYBOARD

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Professional Built Mascot

Professional Built Mascot
This guys favorite letter is E! He is built from the finest materials featuring a high-quality reticulated foam base, durable cutsom-dyed fleece skin, hunam-arm hands, a spandex sleeve inner tubing neck for complete head-movement and comfort, and a leather-lined hand grip and thumbcup for maximum control of mouth. Can also be ordered as a full body and with the functional right-arm option as well.

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Instant Bondage Clamps

Instant Bondage Clamps
Ever traveling and you’re in a motel room and you want to tie sombody up just so bad and there’s absolutely nothing you can tie ‘em to? Now there is!

These four stainless-steel clamps fit the top and bottom of most doors and provide instant bondage points -- secure and easily and quickly removable.

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Cowboy Nut

Cowboy Nut
COWBOY NUT

This is a "Peanut" with eyes and limbs of metal,

swinging it's lasso in hopes of tieing up a "FILBERT" nut.

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Retired Wal-Mart Smock

Retired Wal-Mart Smock
Blue WALMART VEST / SMOCK with PERSONALIZED NAMETAG

Vest comes with name badge/tag with YOUR NAME ON IT!!! The picture shown in this auction of the name badge is simply a stock photo, and IS NOT THE NAMETAG YOU WILL BE RECEIVING. The one in this auction for sale is will say whatever you want it to!!!.

Once item has been purchased, and you are in the paypal payment section, please add into the comments section, what you would like the name tag to say.

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Rent A Phone Friend

Rent A Phone Friend
How many times have you wished for an unbiased confidant who was on your side, or an experienced sounding board with whom you could discuss problems or challenges?

Someone friendly and authentic with whom you could have the kinds of true, honest, and productive conversations that can only come from the rare combination of trust, confidentiality, and relative anonymity?

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Bates Motel - Make Room

Bates Motel - Make Room
ATTN VERO representatives: I fully support the VERO program. I do not manufacture ANYTHING and most of the items I am selling I have owned since the 70's or 80's.

If you have an issue with ANY ITEM please contact me DIRECTLY for full co-operation, thanks.

Original licensed PSYCHO item, a mjust to hang on your bedroom door, and no Psycho collection is complete without it...

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New Uncut Sheet Of U.S. Currency

New Uncut Sheet Of U.S. Currency
NEW FROM THE US TREASURY IS THIS SHEET OF 4 UNCUT $1.00 SERIES 2006 FEDERAL RESERVE NOTES.

SURE TO DELIGHT ANY COLLECTOR, THESE GENUINE US NOTES LOOK GREAT FRAMED OR DISPLAYED IN THE ACID FREE PAGE PROVIDED.

ALSO INCLUDED IS A FULL COLOR INFORMATION SHEET EXPLAINING THE FEATURES OF THE NOTE.

THESE NOTES WERE ISSUED BY THE CLEVELAND FEDERAL RESERVE BANK AND PRINTED AT THE BEP IN WASHINGTON,D.C....

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Hot Juicy Letters

Hot Juicy Letters
THATS RIGHT! YOU ARE BIDDING ON ~HOT JUICY LETTERS FROM ME!

THE WINNING BIDDER WILL GET ONE LETTER A WEEK FROM ME FOR THE NEXT 52 WEEKS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

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My Imaginary Friend's Favorite Things

My Imaginary Friend's Favorite Things<br />
This auction is for a box of My Imaginary Friend’s Favorite things.

Background:

When I was young, I had very few friends my own age outside of school. I decided to invent a friend for myself. His name is Adam. He has been my friend since I was about 4 years old...

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Funeral Magazine

Funeral Magazine
ATTN VERO representatives: I fully support the VERO program. I do not manufacture ANYTHING and most of the items I am selling I have owned since the 70's or 80's.

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Davros On Toast

Davros On Toast
Yes, it’s true Davros on Toast.

I was just about to butter my toast on the morning of 12th May 2007, when I couldn’t believe my eyes, the image of Davros!

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Capital Punishment Rare Boardgame

Capital Punishment Rare Boardgame
Foks, this is a RARE find.

Who knew that there was a board game called CAPITAL PUNISHMENT?

And, It's in great condition, check the photos!

The game has pieces, dice, the playing board and the directions are on the bottom.

This is one of those gmaes that one finds just every now and then so make it yours!

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Lost Seeds Of Jinn Genie

Lost Seeds Of Jinn Genie
Power & Wealth For Those Who Make Them Grow

The journey that you are about to embark upon is one of mythical and magical grandeur. I cannot and will not confirm the validity of what you are about to read. All I can do is tell the story.

The manner in which this came to be is, in itself, quite a mysterious circumstance, and the possibilities of what you may receive is even a greater mystery still.

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Skull Wood Chip

Skull Wood Chip
We found this wood chip in our garden, and it looks just like a skull!

About 1 inch long, maybe there's some magic in this little piece of wood...

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D.O.A. Toe Tags

D.O.A. Toe Tags
WELL, NOT A LOT TO SAY HERE. A GROUP OF THREE TOE TAGS.

TAG YOUR GUESTS OR SLEEPING EMPLOYEES.

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German Bunker... Contents Unknown

German Bunker... Contents Unknown
Ich biete hier ein unterirdisches Bauwerk in West-Thueringen samt 50 m2 Grundstueck an. Der Eingang ist seit laengerer Zeit vermauert, sodass weder Groeße noch Inhalt des Bauwerks bekannt sind. Nach Angaben des letzten im Grundbuch eingetragenen Besitzers, der Bundesrepublik Deutschland, wurde das vermutlich urspruenglich im 19. Jahrhundert als Lagerraum erbaute Bauwerk im 1. & 2. Weltkrieg als Bunker der Wehrmacht verwendet und nach Kriegsende vermauert. Wann genau der Eingang verschlossen wurde ist nicht bekannt.

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Lost Spells

Lost Spells
My Great Grandmother was a well Known Witch in Upstate New York. Her name was Lady Isabel.

(Pictured above with a male Witch!) When she died, my Grandmother, her daughter, inherited a trunk that contained her collection of spells.

My Grandmother, in turn, left them to me when she passed on.

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Just Lost In Thought

Just Lost In Thought
When he's not fronting his U2 Tribute Band Desire, mystical musician Pavel Sfera caresses the ebony & ivory with reflections & introspections.

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Why Worry

Why Worry
Learn the Elements out of Which Worry Is Constructed and Learn to Change Your Mind to Healthier Ways!

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Inside A Winners Mind

Inside A Winners Mind
The 9 Interviews You Must Read If You Want to Create Your Own Good Luck!

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Pamper Your Dog

Pamper Your Dog
~PAMPER YOUR DOG Food & Treat Recipe ebook~

The cookbook that your dog and dogs everywhere have been waiting for has finally arrived.

Pamper Your Dog unleashes 130 recipes for tasty treats and meals for your canine friend that are sure to have your dog salivating.

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Cherry Jolly Rancher Mystery Auction

Cherry Jolly Rancher Mystery Auction
This mystery auction is a little different.

you are bidding on one real cherry flavored jolly rancher as pictured.

Every time someone bids one more dollar,

I will add another free mystery gift. Example...

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Black Widow Female Spider

Black Widow Female Spider
This is a real female black widow spider that has been preserved in a proper preservative mix,then placed in a 4 dram vial.

I only sell premium specimens with no missing parts.The spider in the picture is the actual spider you will receive.

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Adult Brown Widow Spider

Adult Brown Widow Spider

This is a real brown widow spider that has bee preserved in a 2 dram vial. I have had people tell me they use these spiders for many cool crafts and hobbies.

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Old Afri Cola


Nice old used tin sign as shown.

I don't have any other info on this one.

It measures 10 inches by 18 inches.

It could use a good cleaning, but I will leave that up to it's new owner.

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Clouddome Kit

Clouddome Kit
Clouddome Auction Kit - New - Direct from the Manufacture.

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Chocolate Bunny Ears... Some Survived...

Chocolate Bunny Ears... Some Survived
Up for auction are these, highly sought after Easter Chocolate Bunnie Ears... Usually the first to go...

some how survived Easter 2007... These Bunnie ears are GUARANTEED Premium Chocolate. And they are HUGE! from one of those BIG rabbits, THREE INCHES tall!

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Imaginary Friend With...

Imaginary Friend With...
Sad but true, I have outgrown my imaginary friend, I have to find my friend a new home.

Yes I am too old for my imaginary friend, who has been a real comfort to me for all these years.

My friend comes with TANGIBLE...

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Erotica Salted Roasted Peanut

Erotica Salted Roasted Peanut
Offered is a peanut in the shape of male genitals. There even appears to be a facial image on the “left testicle,” but I am quite certain it is not that of Jesus or Mary (?). More like Rasputin

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Earnhardt Number 3 Potato Chip

Earnhardt Number 3 Potato Chip
You were dazzled by it in a previous auction, the infamous No. 8 Little E potato chip. Now here is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a creation by the racing Gods, the Earnhardt No. 3 potato chip.

My wife and I were eating at a local Sandy’s Hot Dogs. As she was about to eat this chip, I started screaming “stop, stop!” She did stop, and there it was in all it’s glory and fortunately undamaged, only touched once by human hands.

Although not an absolute perfect 3, this baby still smacks you in the face and screams EARNHARDT! What an ultimate collectable!

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Big Az Burger Wrapper

Big Az Burger Wrapper
This is the wrapper from a BIG AZ BURGER. No burger will be included because I already ait it and it was good.

This was not one of those wimpy 1/4 or 1/2 pound burgers, no this was a 9.65 oz. BIG AZ BURGER with cheese.

No nothing else is included with this sale just the wrapper.

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Bob's Big Boy Menu

Bob's Big Boy Menu
AN ORIGINAL BOB'S BIG BOY MENU COPYRIGHTED 1956...

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S.A. Sloman Ohio Bottle

S.A. Sloman Ohio Bottle
AN OLD S.A. SLOMAN&CO BROWN BOTTLE.THE BOTTOM OF THIS THING IS REALLY SUNK IN...HAS A VER STRANGE TOP ALSO...I DONT KNOW WHAT ITS WORTH BUT I HAVENT SEEN ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT ON EBAY..THE WHITE STUFF ON THE LETTERS WILL WASH OFF...

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Get Anonymous Revenge

Get Anonymous Revenge
Is there someone out there you would like to make sure they get what's coming to them? Do you need revenge ,but do not want to get yourself into trouble? If so, then I am your man. I have hundreds upon hundreds of crazy ( and mean) revenge ideas,and I can help you with anyone anywhere. This auction is simple. You give me a name and all the info you have on somone and I will make sure they get what they deserve.

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The Sexy Years

The Sexy Years
Comes with a VHS never opened!!!

In this guide to life after 50, popular health and fitness expert Suzanne Somers addresses issues of aging in men and women.

Much of the book addresses her own experiences of menopause, and the issue of hormone therapy

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Paper Airplane Shaped Tortilla Chip

Paper Airplane Shaped Tortilla Chip
Paper airplane shaped tortilla chip. very strange.

Happy bidding!

Item is sold as-is ro return.

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Change For 20 Dollars

Change For 20 Dollars
Are you tired of being caught without change for a $20? Well now you don't have to. Whether you're out to lunch with colleagues or trying to tip a valet, you will no longer have to experience that awkward moment when trying to explain to others that you only have large bills and a credit card.

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Paris Hilton Jail Tribute Doll

Paris Hilton Jail Tribute Doll
Now that's HOT!

Up for auction is this "Paris Hilton Prison Tribute Doll" All decked out in her Orange Jumpsuit Prison garb and waiting for YOU to take her home!

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Mama's Family MySpace Profile

Mama's Family MySpace Profile
Myspace profile for Thelma Harper from the great 80's television show "Mama's Family". I've worked hard on this profile and I hope you like it. I know that many people loved Thelma and now you can get as close to being Mama as possible if you purchase the rights to this profile.

I have an e-mail address set up specifically for this profile. If you are the lucky winner of this auction, I will send you all the information so you can make this profile your own.

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Festivus Pole

Festivus Pole
Ah, Festivus, a Holiday for the Rest of Us!

Just in time for summer’s start, this pole with integral base will make a fine centerpiece for any celebration. In the anti-commercial spirit of the tradition, this is actually an old coat rack with easy-to-remove hooks.

This cloaking device is a must if the festivus tradition is generally frowned upon in your community. Although this square steel pole and base is not the traditional aluminum tube, it still has a formidable strength-to-weight ratio. The flat base plate also provides a firm footing for the griever should there be a dispute during airings.

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Breast Of Life?

Breast Of Life
Aslice of Italian bread I received in a restaurant and is coincidentally formed in the shape of a boob.

This boob found in a loaf of Italian bread is very rare and you can have it for yourself.

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Angels Sprinkle Heavenly Gifts!

Angels Sprinkle Heavenly Gifts!
This is the one you've only dreamed of...

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Historical Kit To Make You Sexy

Historical Kit To Make You Sexy
What A bizarre and unique piece of history you are bidding on!!!

Before we had Kevin Trudeau Touting Miracle cures on every basic cable channel at 3AM.

Before EveRY Celebrity was endorsing the latest Flex-THIS or Bow-THAT or the UPDATED version of BUTT-ABS-YOGA-PILATES-TURBO.

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Tony Gwynn Facimile Autographed...

Tony Gwynn Facimile Autographed
1 of 500 in the World! (only 200 left)...

Facimile Signature of Tony Gwynn Stamp and Envelope...

This is not an Orignal Signature but a Facimile (copy) of Tony Gwynn's Signature...

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Dog Ticks

Dog Ticks
Now, the auction you've always wanted to see but were too embarrassed to ask for...DOG TICKS!!!

And not just your everyday run of the mill dog ticks, but big nasty bloated dog ticks!

The winning bidder receives not one or two ticks (like some folks try to sell) but SIX!

Yes, you read that right, six dog ticks for the price of two and a half!

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Chicken Noodle Soup With Pepsi

Chicken Noodle Soup With Pepsi
You have heard the song, seen the video and did the dance.

Now you can eat AND drink the foods believed to have inspired the hit song "Chicken Noodle Soup"

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Monday, May 14, 2007

Mean Bean Java Monster

Mean Bean Java Monster
THE NEWEST MONSTER DRINK CAN,THE CAN IS EMPTY...BUT BE THE FIRST TO HAVE ONE...MY WIFE TOLD ME THERE WASNT ANYONE GOING TO BUY AN EMPTY CAN...WELL I THINK SHE IS WRONG,SO ITS UP TO GUYS TO PROVE HER WRONG...DONT LET ME DOWN...NO THERE AINT NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT IT...BESIDES IT ISNT ON THE MARKET YET...ITS JUST A CAN...

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Sane Britney Spears?

Sane Britney Spears
THIS IS MY DRAWING OF BRITNEY SPEARS BEFORE SHE WENT COO-COO IN THE COO-COOS NEST. IT WAS DRAWN ON A PIECE OF YELLOW LEGAL PAPER WITH AN ORANGE SHARPIE.

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Beatle's Yellow Submarine!

Beatle's Yellow Submarine!
YELLOW SUBMARINE 1968

They don't come any better than this extremly Rare

A CHANCE IN A LIFE TIME

This 100% genuine hand signed 1968 27"x 40" Movie poster signed

By: John Lennon and Paul McCartney

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Conjoined Love Doll

Conjoined Love Doll
Up for bidding is an odd doll i stumbled upon some time ago. It's two conjoined figures, one man and done women holding hands and a large heart.

It appears to be hand made, the surface painted in acrylics and accents made out of wire and buttons. It's an interesting item.

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Real Dog Poop

Real Dog Poop
Is there a special someone who you would love to receive a pretty, gift wrapped box of dog poop?!!

Well, heres your chance to surprise someone with a special message. Please let me know if there is a handwritten message you would like included with their gift!

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Pop Corn Pig

Pop Corn Pig
One of a kind popcorn kernel shaped like a pig. Impress your friends and astonish your crazy relatives with signed photographic art prints of this unique object.

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Piece Of Meteor Shower Hit Deck

Piece Of Meteor Shower Hit Deck
Your are bidding on a hole burned through my deck!

I will cut it out to the size you would like.

This happened about 6 months ago, there is 1 big hole burned straight through and two small hole 12 foot away slightly burned.

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Sasquatch Foot Casting

Sasquatch Foot Casting
Patterson & Giimlin Historical Bluff Creek Big Foot Casting

On October 20th, 1967 Roger Patterson & Bob Gimlin spotted & filmed Bigfoot at Bluff Creek, Ca.. They got 24 feet of film (952 frames to be exact).

The historical film has never been discredited by professionals or scientists.

Both men still stand by it's authenticity. They took various foot castings of the animal.

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Rude Apple Chip

Rude Apple Chip
You are bidding on this rudely shaped apple chip......I can't tell you what it looks like, because last time eBay removed the item, but use you imagination!! It looks just like it!

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Mike's Pay Day Candy Bar

Mike's Pay Day Candy Bar
This is a Payday bar. Mike bought it at the gift shop and I then snagged it. He asked me where it is and I told him " Im selling it on Ebay". He doesnt believe me.

It is a very nice Payday bar with chewy caramel and peanuts. It is unopened and smells delicious.

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View This Picture

View This Picture
If this has helped you I'am joyful.

If you received a message from Him I'am joyful.

It is more important to me that you have been helped or saved.

If He is telling you to give some money to us that's fine.

If He is not that is fine also.

I'am more conscerned to help you than money.

Because money comes and goes, but what He offers lasts

FOREVER.

Thank you

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Poem And Thank You Note

Poem And Thank You Note
I know this is unusual, but you are buying a thank you note and a poem written by me (probably a haiku).

I have had an unbelievable stretch of bad luck, and would appreciate your help.

I just found out I am having a baby, and dont want him/her to not having everything he/she needs because of my financial problems.

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Spear That Pierced Christ

Spear That Pierced Christ
This is a 1:1 replica of The Spear Of Destiny, or the Spear of Christ. The original Spear was the spear that Pierced Christ's side. It also contains a nail from Christ's cross. It has been seen in several movies & TV shows, such as Indiana Jones, Hell Boy, Witchblade & Constatine. It has been owned by...

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Medical Art

Medical Art
These are real X-Ray images from the hospital or doctors office. These are real X-rays from real people. Please see images below.

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2 Swords From Swordfish

2 Swords From Swordfish
THIS IS AN UNUAUAL ITEM FOR ME TO SELL..WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND ONE OF THESE LAYING AROUND? HERE IS A TWO FER DEAL. ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR A FRIEND!ENEMY? ANYWAY, HERE THEY ARE..THE PHOTOS WERE TAKEN IN SEGMENTS AS I COULDN'T GET A COMPLETE PHOTO BECAUSE OF THEIR SIZES.

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Real Wood Magic Wand

Real Wood Magic Wand
Awesome REAL Wood MAGIC Wand with SILVER Ring.

My son Ben, who is 8, made this MAGIC wand from a very very old and special branch, he then attached an ancient silver colored ring to it.

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Religious Microwave Virgin Mary

Religious Microwave Virgin Mary
The religious microwave How Awesome!!

This Microwave still worked real good last time I used It..

The microwave was working just fine when some one in our home saw the cross Image on the microwave screen, all the numbers had went away and there IT was the whole screen had a large cross on it. I grabbed the camera and took a photo of the screen.

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Saturday, May 12, 2007

D.C. Madam Jeane Palfrey

D.C. Madam Jeane Palfrey
D.C. Madam Jeane Palfrey Exclusive Never before heard wsRadio Internet Radio Interviews. The show which is called "My Side of the Story Radio" is hosted by radio veteran Lee Mirabal, (more about Ms. Mirabal below) with special guest Jeane Palfrey. This auction now has 6 hours of interviews. The 6th hour was recorded on May 5th, the day after the ABC News 20/20 report aired and addresses some issues with that broadcasts.

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Bottom Of Mandy Moore's Sexy Foot

Bottom Of Mandy Moore's Sexy Foot
100% Charity Auction Benefits The Women's Crisis Center

If you cannot give at this time, please click here to help put this on the pulse.
DUMBASSAUCTIONS.COM PRESENTS...

The Uncensored Beautiful Bottom of Mandy Moore's Bare Foot For Charity!

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Sexy Apple

Sexy Apple
YOU ARE BIDDIND ON THIS BEAUTIFUL ~

~~~ SEXY - APPLE ~~~

ANITHING ELSE THAT COMES WITH IT IS A FREE GIFT!!!


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Tesla Shield

Tesla Shield

THE TESLA PURPLE ENERGY SHIELD™

Powerful And Advanced Transformational Technology For The Mind Body And Soul.

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Big Mac

Big Mac
Freaking outstanding seller!

Top notch all the way.

Excellence is his creedo!!

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Lunohod 1 Lunar Module

Lunohod 1 Lunar Module
"Moon Walker - 1" was delivered to the Moon by automatic station " Moon - 17 " on November 17th, 1970 - Weight of "Moon Walker - 1" - 756 kg
Diameter on the top basis of the case - 2150 mm, length of the chassis - 2215 mm, width of a track - 1600 mm..

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Atomic Fire Ball

Atomic Fire Ball
You are bidding on 1 atomic fireball.

Anything else you receive is a gift from me to you.

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Power of Concentration

Power of Concentration
Accomplish anything through the Power of Concentration! Did you ever stop to think what an important part your thoughts play in your life? We all know that in order to accomplish a certain thing we must concentrate. It is of the utmost value to learn how to concentrate. To make a success of anything you must be able to concentrate your entire thought upon the idea you are working out.

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Used Air Freshner

Used Air Freshner
YOU ARE BIDDING ON MY USED AIR FRESHNER. I BOUGHT A NEW ONE AND WAS GOING TO THROW THIS ONE AWAY, BUT THOUGHT MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE WOULD LIKE TO ENJOY THIS AMERICAN FLAG AIR FRESHNER AS MUCH AS I DID. THE AIR FRESHNER STILL HAS ITS ORIGINAL SCENT OF...

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Charlie Soap

Charlie Soap
Chalies Soap Simply the Best!

Charlie's Soap All Purpose is a Hard Surface Cleeaning Agent developed for maintenance cleaning operations on industrial machinery.

It is excellent for situations in which both effective degreasing action and safety are of paramount importance.

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Friday, May 11, 2007

The Art Of Kissing

The Art Of Kissing
A kiss is just a kiss, right? That's how the old song goes, anyway.

But to all those who have been kissed, you know it is much more than that!

Do you think you are a good kisser?

Maybe you think your kisses could be deeper and more passionate, more diverse and more exciting for your lover...

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Vintage Bugs Bunny Art

Vintage Bugs Bunny Art
1946 pencil drawing used in the production of Rhapsody Rabbit.

#223 comes from Virgil Ross' private collection and was signed by the artist in 1993.

The certificate of authenticity issued by Warner Bros is also included.

I bought this piece of art from Warner Bros store and gallery in 1995. Frame included.

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Foot Long Subway Sandwich

Foot Long Subway Sandwich
You are bidding on (1) Footlong Sandwich from Subway Restaurant.

Everyone loves Subways Sandwiches.

It's time for you to enjoy a Footlong Sub from Subway Restaurant.
Winner Chooses which Sub they would like.

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Apple Jacks Box

Apple Jacks Box
You are bidding on a Apple Jacks Box.

Anything else you receive is a gift from me to you.

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Don't Get Arrested

Don't Get Arrested
One of the most outlandishly oversized markets in the world is CARS. Why are dealers and one-time private sellers the only people using the Internet to benefit from this market? I DON'T KNOW EITHER!

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My Tequila Necklace

My Tequila Necklace
Straight from a margarita drinking evening to you!

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Cash Envelope Mystery Auction

Cash Envelope Mystery Auction
What is this? This is a mystery auction! This paticular auction you are bidding on a E-EGG! I have a crazy chicken laying eggs all over the place and need to get rid of them! And what is inside is a gift from me to you! Whats inside? hmmm cant really $ay it$ againt$t eBay policy! Let$ put it thi$ way if all egg$ $ell it cost me $$ to run add!! How it work$? Well...

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Weiner Mobile

Weiner Mobile
You are bidding on a stuffed Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile!!

Whatever comes with it is a gift from me to you!!

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Locked Jewelry Box Contents Unknown

Locked Jewelry Box Contents Unknown
THIS ITEM WAS PURCHASED AT AN ESTATE SALE SOME TIME AGO DIDNT LET CURIOUSTY GET THE BEST OF ME AND I NEVER BUSTED THE LOCK OFF AND OPENED IT AND THOUGHT WHAT THE HECK TRY IT ON EBAY IT MIGHT BE FULL OF DRINKING STAWS OR TOOTH PICKS AND I SEE THEY SELL FOR RIGHT MUCH ON HERE JUST THINK IT MIGHT BE FULL OF THOSE.

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Baby Fat

Baby Fat
Remember when you lost your baby fat. Get it back! Yes now you can foundly remember those days in your youth, the chubby cheeks, the fat thighs. All those things that made you adorable to friends and family. Don't let what was yours be lost forever get it back today! Beautifully preserved in this decorative bottle with cork top.

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My Poker Chips

My Poker Chips
New! Great set for summer parties!

300 Chips in Wood Box with Pull Trays.

I know when to fold 'em,

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Pac Man Chip

Pac Man Chip
I snatched this little guy from my friends clutches seconds before he chewed him to bits.

It is seriously the cutest thing I have every seen out of food

His little smile makes everyone else smile.

I would keep him except for the constant death threats he has received from those in my house.

So, I am putting him up for "adoption" in hopes he find a good home.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Custom Spiderman Golf Cart

Custom Spiderman Golf Cart
Custom 2004 Spiderman EZ-GO Golf Cart. This item has been totally renewed and restored between 2006 - 2007. This Golf Cart really has it all from the AMAZING Spiderman Exterior finish to the Special Custom Dashboard.

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Thank You Note And Poem

Thank You Note And Poem
I know this is unusual, but you are buying a thank you note and a poem written by me (probably a haiku).

I have had an unbelievable stretch of bad luck, and would appreciate your help.

I just found out I am having a baby, and dont want him/her to not having everything he/she needs because of my financial problems.

I recently had to go to the emergency room for some health problems I was having, and incurred a substantial bill that I assumed was covered by my insurance.

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I'm Selling A Lighter

I'm Selling A Lighter
Up for auction a Bic non refillable lighter is not the actual lighter in picture
Lighter is new and never been used, stuck with out a lighter and wishing you
had one well here you go and remember whatever comes with this lighter is...

$$$$ a gift to you $$$$

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Scotch Tape

Scotch Tape
SHIPPING IS FREE WITH THIS AUCTION!!

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Handsome Man Needs A Good Home

Handsome Man Needs A Good Home
Handsome Man Needs to Find a Permanent Home!

This poor guy has suffered much and I don't want to see any further suffering on his part!

He was found sufficating on the bottom of a BOX covered in the refuse of discarded Barbie dolls!

It was a horrifying seen and one that I hope no one else ever has to experience.

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20 Sexy Pictures Of Me

20 Sexy Pictures Of Me
HELLO,

YOU ARE BIDDING ON 20 SEXY ARTISTIC PICS OF MYSELF.

YOU CAN HELP ME GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND LAUNCH MY MODELING CAREER.

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Authentic Egyptian Mummy Coffin

Authentic Egyptian Mummy Coffin
We are pleased to offer this complete mummy coffin from Egypt's Late Period.The piece is in great condition with vivid original paint. Nice Isis on the front, with Anubis God of embalming under. Offering text from the book of the dead down the front.The whole coffin is rare in that it is completely covered with linen, gesso, then painted.

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What Am I Thinking??

What Am I Thinking??
I am willing to provide 8 hours of service to do any job that you need done. I am sure that you employer will not let me take over your 8 hour shift and I won't. I will do any job that you don't want to do, hate doing, love doing, the jobs easy and you just dont want to do it or your lazy and dont feel like doing, or need help with a big job I will do.

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Big Music Mystery Box

Big Music Mystery Box
OKAY HERES HOW IT WORKS!!!

I have given you a bunch of pictures listed below, using those pictures - It is your job to figure out what gifts may be in this wonderfull Music Box!!

You will not be given any more clues other than figuring out the pictures!! Good Luck and Happy Bidding!

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You Choose My Next Tattoo

You Choose My Next Tattoo
Here's Your Chance To Leave A Mark!

You are Bidding on the total design choice of my next TATTOO!

I dont care if it's a trademark! I dont care if it's a face, name or your own personal design, I want it on my body!

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Haunted Toaster

Haunted Toaster
You have to hear this strange but true story about my

Haunted Toaster

It all started several years ago when I received a toaster for a wedding gift. I really wasn’t sure

what to do with it, but I had seen several people put them on their kitchen counters as decoration.

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Amazing Discovery Unearthed

Amazing Discovery Unearthed
You'll never know what you'll find...

I never believed that when my mother used to tell me to clean my room when I was a kid.

She finally proved me wrong!

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WW1 WW2 Mystery Auction

WW1 WW2 Mystery Auction
Must be 18 years of age or older to bid...

CLUES ARE OUT AND SARGE IS BLOWING HIS TOP.

My pet Squirrel Sgt. Ricky SAYS EVERYTHING AND HE MEANS EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!

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Hero Spider-Man Drawing

Hero Spider-Man Drawing
You are bidding on an Ebay Special Hero Drawing of Spider-Man and a used Opening Movie ticket premiere of Spider-Man 3 in New York.

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1 Dead Bug

1 Dead Bug
This auction is for one Dead Bug. As a member in good standing of The National Dead Bug Owners Association I guarantee this to be an authentic Dead Bug. We do not deal in fake or live Dead Bugs.

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Reese's Peanut Butter Jar Full Of Beach Sand

Reese's Peanut Butter Jar Full Of Beach Sand
This is a silly auction. It's for a peanut butter jar full of sand from my back yard, which is a beach in Virginia. I'm guessing that there's about a pound and a half in there. May contain sweat and suntan lotion from various international supermodels.

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Glorious Pair Of Pants

Glorious Pair Of Pants
WHATEVER COMES WITH THESE PANTS IS MY GIFT TO YOU!

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Heart Of Honey Nut Cheerios Bee

Heart Of Honey Nut Cheerios Bee
This is for a CHEERIO with lots of heart from the HONEY NUT CHEERIOS BEE.

There is a heart in the center.

They advertise they help your heart and we got a heart in our box!!!

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Thai Coke Bottle

Thai Coke Bottle
I am selling an unopened Coke bottle from Thailand.

The bottle and print are in excellent condition and was purchased in May of 2006.

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Extreme French Fry

Extreme French Fry
This is a genuine extreme french fry, capable of all sorts of extreme french fry tricks.

As you can clearly see in the pictures this fry is great for grinds, stalls, and flips.

The fry is being stored in a air-tight container to ensure freshness.

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Cleaning Out My Wallet

Cleaning Out My Wallet
I am cleaning out my wallet and everything that I don’t need in there. I am giving this to the highest bidder.

Some of the items include business cards from the mortgage broker I used when I closed on my house over 5 years ago. (I don’t know if he is still with the same company).

Another card is one that is from the Realtor that helped me find the house.

I have other cards from the optometrist and one from GoodWill and Hot Topics.

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Bam Margera Mildew Face

Bam Margera Mildew Face
This is a beautiful work of art that is growing in my tub. I saw the face in it this morning and thought it looked like Bam. If you win this auction I will scrape the mildew off for you into a plastic baggie. For an extra dollar I will throw in the shampoo cap with hair on it. If this is something you just cannot live without.

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The Playboy's Toothbrush

The Playboy's Toothbrush
WHAT DO YOU GET THAT BACHELOR IN YOUR LIFE?

THE PLAYBOY'S TOOTH BRUSH!

BIRTHDAY, GET WELL SOON, PROMOTION...

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Piece Of Mt. Pinatubo Volcano

Piece Of Mt. Pinatubo Volcano
This is an actual piece of the Philippines volcano, Mt. Pinatubo. When the volcano erupted on June 15, 1991 the specimen you are bidding on was blown 46km (more than 27-miles) away!!

Completely encased, this is a one-of-a-kind paperweight, conversation starter, and unique memento! No breaks or damage of any kind that we can detect. Comes in original packaging marked “Hand Made in the Philippines.”

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Buster Red-Nosed Pitt Bull

Buster Red-Nosed Pitt Bull
Hello, thank you visiting my auction. I have a Red-Nosed Pitt Bull named Buster. He has heartworms. We put him through the expensive, long treatment. However, the treatment did not work the first time since he had them so bad. Therefore we have to bring him back to repeat the first part of treatment.

We can not afford to do this again, but he really really needs the treatment. After the treatment, we will have to bring him back to the vet for another heartworm test. If that one comes back negative, we will then have to start him on Heartgard. To help with the cost, I am selling this bag of dog treats.

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1987 Dorsey Trailer... Giant Pop Can

1987 Dorsey Trailer... Giant Pop Can
Here is an extremely unique trailer that was used by a major energy drink company for parades and marketing. The Can is 28' long and is in great condition. The company painted over there logo when they were finished with the trailer. The can Is hollow and has an access hole on the top of the can. The can is mounted on a 1987 Doresy trailer that is DOT certified. It has 10 alluminum wheels, and full stainless fenders.

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Tara Reid "Peek A Boobie"

Tara Reid Peek A Boobie
How can you possibly pass up on the one and only Tara Reid "Peek-A-Boobie" doll?

Her augmented little melon seems to have a mind of it's own, especially in front of the paparazzi!

Bid today on this party girl treasure!!!

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Candle Wax From Haunted Irish Castle

Candle Wax From Haunted Irish Castle
STRANGE SHAPED PIECE OF CANDLE WAX FROM A HAUNTED IRISH CASTLE.

I picked this off a candle holder in a Haunted Irish castle while on a ghost hunt recently.

Its a very strange shape that resembles many things.

I personally think it looks like an ear lobe but It's open to interpretations!

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Bob Totally Tubular Corn Dog

Bob Totally Tubular Corn Dog
This is bob, our tree huggun totally tubular roomate.

He has been with us only a few days as our landlord is insisting on his eviction, claiming he is stinking up the place!

Bob is really funny and a great conversationalist.

He has no manners, and is really loud when he eats, but his storys of the 70's and hisdays of acid trips and woodstock have really made up for his short comings.

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Ear Rock

Ear Rock
Don't know what it is, Rock or some sort of fossil but it looks like a shrunken petrified ear. Gotta be one of a kind.

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Mounted Squirrel

Mounted Squirrel
"Buddy" (the drinking squirrel) Needs a New Home.

Mounted Squirrel On Log Stand Holding Beer Bottle.

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

My 2007 Birthday Wish

My 2007 Birthday Wish
THIS AUCTION IS FOR MY BIRTHDAY WISH FOR THIS YEAR. WHAT YOU GET IS THIS CONTRACT I DREW UP AND IT WILL GIVE YOU MY BIRTHDAY WISH FOR THIS YEAR.

THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT BIRTHDAY GIFT. GIVE SOMEONE THE GIFT OF ANOTHER WISH. I WILL MAIL IT IN A DISCREET WHITE ENVELOPE SO NO ONE FINDS OUT WHAT IT IS AND STEALS YOUR POSSIBLE BIRTHDAY WISH.

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Paris Hilton In Jail Drawing

Paris Hilton In Jail Drawing
Original Drawing Called Paris in Jail.

This is an original drawing by me on a 8 1/2 x 8 1/2 inch sheet of paper.

Winner will also receive a Starbucks gift card.

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Ghost Siphoning Tool

Ghost Siphoning Tool
You are bidding on a ghost in a jar siphoning tools used by my family to catch ghosts. The tool can be used outdoors. Insert the tool in the ground.

Suck the top of the siphon until the spirit enters your mouth. Once the spirt has entered your mouth expell the spirit into a jar. Then the healing can begin!

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100 Dollars Worth Of Chocolate!

100 Dollars Worth Of Chocolate
Chocolate $100 Bill 4" x 7" - 1/4 lb of chocolate!

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Drama Queens Rule!!

Drama Queens Rule!!
ARE YOU A DRAMA QUEEN??

DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS??

DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS ALL ABOUT DRAMA?

SOMEONE WHO THINKS THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER?

SOMEONE WHO HAS TO HAVE ALL THE ATTENTION AND THINKS SHE IS GREATER THAN SLICED BREAD?

IF SO, THIS IS THE AUCTION FOR YOU!!!

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Troubled Trevor

Troubled Trevor
Meet Trevor...

No he's not just a plastic cup. He's an extremely useful piece of equipment.

He is finished in a beautiful artic white glossy finish with decorative ribbing in the middle, with a gentle rolled lip for safety.

He is child friendly, but can be a little fragile.

He doesn't like dogs or cats.

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Will You Pay My Rent??

Will You Pay My Rent??
This auction is to pay my rent, if you win this auction you would give me the total amount of my rent via paypal. and i will send you a thank you letter in the mail

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Racism Credits Politically Incorrect Offsets

Racism Credits Politically Incorrect Offsets
This auction is for offsets (similar to carbon offsets or credits) that will allow you to be racially or politically incorrect. REGAIN YOUR RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH!

The winning bidder of this auction will recieve a certificate (letter or wallet size) that will allow you to be insensitive to certain people, in certain ways, for a period of one month. You may make politically incorrect statements about whites, blacks, mexicans, and the 'less fourtunate'.

To compensate for your hate speech infraction, a man of German and Mexican descent will make sweet, sweet love to a woman of African descent. This lovemaking is SO POLITICALLY CORRECT that it will offset your racial insensitivity.

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Bikini Ad

Bikini Ad
I Am Auctioning Myself off to the highest bidding Company, Corporation, Business, Or individual who would Like to use me for Advertising Purpose Or work or open use! (At Your Descretion... How ever You decide!!! This includes the way you need me to dress for what ever the occasion may entail.

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The Golden Chip

The Golden Chip
This is a 23 cm long chip. We've found it by chance and decide to sell it because it is worth a lot of money. It is a big chip. No cheating or else, this chip hasn't been made to upgrade the length.

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Showcased Heart

Showcased Heart
THE LOVE SPREADING, LIP SMACKING....

-SOUR CREAM and ONION HEART SHAPED POTATO CHIP!

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Texas Catheter

Texas Catheter
This auction features a vintage, rubber, Davol, TEXAS Catheter with Leg Bag.

Enjoy viewing this old medical relic in urine-collection devices.

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Monday, May 7, 2007

Sexy, Lean.. Letrine??

Sexy, Lean.. Letrine??
"WHAT you are bidding on is the rights to MANUFACTURE this product.

I have a order list building for the first production run."

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Self Storage Room Mystery Auction

Self Storage Room Mystery Auction
This is a Fixed Price Auction, Just Buy It Now, no need to wait till the auction ends!

Why a Fixed Price? Because we know you will get your money's worth that way!

Check our feedbacks from previous buyers of other rooms we had. Very Satisfied!

This new room was unbelievable but we have run out of space.

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A Slice Of Toast

A Slice Of Toast
It seems somebody tried to kill hot sex on toast!!!

Oh, the humanity!

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Mommy I Love You

Mommy I Love You
mOMmY i LoVe YoU mYsTeRy AuCtIoN rOuNd ThE wOrLd!

i LoVe YoU mOmMy - I wRaP mY aRmS aRoUnD yOu - I gIvE yOu ThIs BoX...

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Lightning Flash

Lightning Flash
The title gives a clue as to one of the many gifts I am including in this auction! Per ebay rules you are bidding on a lightning flash only.

Anything else will be a free gift from me!

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Grab Bag Mystery Auction

Grab Bag Mystery Auction
GUYS AND GALS MYSTERY SLAM DUNK BOX!!!

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Traveling Shoes

Traveling Shoes
You are bidding on one pair of Traveling Shoes. Hanes Her Wasy size 6.

Simply add your name & state...

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Phallic Candy Corn

Phallic Candy Corn
Yes, you read correctly. I am infact selling a small piece of candy corn that slightly resembles male genitalia.

I know what you're thinking. "What kind of juvenile puke would put this on ebay for all the world to see?

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Demon Doll

Demon Doll
IT IS AFTER 12:00, I AM WORKING VERY LATE THIS EVENING!!! TRYING TO BRING LIGHT ONTO THE EVIL DOLLS, BODY, THAT IS THE SUBJECT OF THIS NIGHTMARE AUCTION, THIS DOLL IS SO POSESSED THAT IT WOULD NOT LET ME PHOTOGRAPH IT, NOR GET THE LISTING RIGHT I KEPT MESSING UP, AND THE COMPUTER KEPT FREEZING.

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Life-Sized Prop

Life-Sized Prop
Life-sized human corpse / zombie, that has a posable armature.

This film prop is made of latex and polyfoam and has been dressed in military garb that has been distressed and treated to make it look burned.

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Sunday, May 6, 2007

Top Secret Goverment Test Vial

Top Secret Goverment Test Vial
hey yall this is a vial witch contains i think fish eggs and larva. was found inside marble hill the goverment misshap. a nucular power plant that went wrong. no b.s. me and my buddy went in and found this are selfs it is labeled and dated may...

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My Drawing Of Britney Spears

My Drawing Of Britney Spears
THIS IS MY DRAWING OF BRITNEY SPEARS BEFORE SHE WENT COO-COO IN THE COO-COOS NEST. IT WAS DRAWN ON A PIECE OF YELLOW LEGAL PAPER WITH AN ORANGE SHARPIE.

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The Thinking Mans Crossword Toilet Tissue

The Thinking Mans Crossword Toilet Tissue
You are bidding on a roll of "The Thinking Man's Toilet Tissue". This Has never been opened. It was manufactured in 1975 by athe Poynter Products Inc. The bottom of the package states... "Brains and Bottoms" It is a double thick roll with 135 sheets to the roll.

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Naughty Phallic Carrot

Naughty Phallic Carrot
For your consideration - is an outrageously shaped carrot!

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Nipple Bells?

Nipple Bells?
Nipple ring bells?

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My Loser Lottery Tickets

My Loser Lottery Tickets
Thats right, my losing lottery tickets all 21 of them. No strings No promises, except that they are all losers. Happy Bidding and good luck.

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Help Save The Pinecones

Help Save The Pinecones
PINE CONE LOVERS

SAVE THE PINE CONES

We just bought a old farmhouse and it has tons of Pine Trees and along with pine tree's are Pine Cones in all shapes and sizes.

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Need An Excuse

Need An Excuse
NEED A NOTE FOR SOMEONE THAT YOU SAID KICKED THE BUCKET?

NEED A NOTE FOR THAT EXTRA LONG WEEKEND?

NEED A NOTE THAT DOESN'T COST AN ARM AND A LEG?

THEN YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT PLACE.

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Antique Toaster

Antique Toaster
Antique wrought iron colonial American toaster. All original, not a reproduction. Possibly late 1700's or around then, from Virginia. A little loose in places (mainly the vertical sections that hold the toast). Overall in good condtion as pictured. The handle is about 15" long, the toasting section is about 13" long by 2" wide. Sold as pictured.

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Huge Pile Of Dryer Lint