Thursday, May 31, 2007

My Envelope

My Envelope
YOUR NAME HERE!!!

This Scam artist, he played one...

he played knickknack and had some fun,

With a knickknack a pattywack lets get some bids,

No I am not trying to play with your heads.

This Scam artist, he played two...

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VooDoo Coconut

VooDoo Coconut
So here it goes again....You are bidding on a genuine VooDoo Coconut which has played a key role in many of the events you have seen through the media (I'll have to abbreviate the stars names so this doesn't get cancelled again by my good friends at egay.):

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Mystery Auction Make Me An Offer

Mystery Auction Make Me An Offer
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A BOX, AND ONLY A BOX.

ANYTHING IN THE BOX IS A GIFT FROM ME TO THE WINNING BIDDER.

I WILL TELL YOU THERE ARE MANY GIFTS IN THIS MYSTERY BOX..

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Experience The Posibilities!!!

Experience The Posibilities
The Wal-Mart Vest comes with name badge/tag with YOUR NAME ON IT!!!

The picture shown in this auction of the name badge is simply a stock photo, and IS NOT THE NAMETAG YOU WILL BE RECEIVING.

The one in this auction for sale is will say whatever you want it to!!!.

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Al Pacino Celluloid Pin

Al Pacino Celluloid Pin
Who is this?

Is it Al Pacino in his younger days?

I don't know.

Can anyone help me out here?

It's a nice large pin.

It measures 2.5" in diameter.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

My Little Black Box

My Little Black Box
MYSTERY GIFT INSIDE.

I WILL TELL YOU THAT THIS GIFT HAS A TAG AND A USGL IDENTIFICATION CARD WITH IT.

THE REPLACEMENT VALUE IS $5,121.00!


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2 Million Dollar Showcased Tile Painting By Kelsey

2 Million Dollar Showcased Tile Painting By Kelsey
This auction is for the fabulous drawing depicting what the world should be like through the eyes of my neice Kelsey.

Through the eyes of a cheery 6 year that has not a care in the world, skies are filled with bright blue borders, big puffy clouds, and distant dreamy stars. The grass is green and vivarant flowers flow across the landscape. The skies seem endless and time is just a mere number.

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Photo Of Bloody 147TH SB20

Photo Of Bloody 147TH SB20
Photo is in amazing shape, with one one small spot in left center (see pic #5). Due to lighting, Photo seems to be very light but is actually very dark. Black and White photo.

Picture depicts 61 soliders from the Bloody 147th SB20. This was a class Squadron photo taken at KEESLER FIELD, MISSISSIPPI.

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My Empty Pimp Juice Can

My Empty Pimp Juice Can
Thanks to - a spotted dog!!!

The first bid is in!!! So the first item is added to the "BOX"!!!

Who wants me to add another item to the box.

Keep the bids going to pimp this box!!

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Pool Cue Tip

Pool Cue Tip
If anything is attached to this tip, it is a gift from me to you. I have seen alot of wierd stuff on Ebay sell for alot of money. This could be alot of fun. This auction is not a money maker for me.

In fact, I will donate proceeds from this auction to the needy at Thanksgiving. This will be verified upon request. We are honest people and our feedback reflects this. Good luck and have fun !!!

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Golfers Stool

Golfers Stool
WEIRD!!! Golf Seat/Stool of Golfers Legs and Feet ODD!!

Really weird looking seat or stool.

It has a plaid seat with a golfers legs and feet under it.

It is probably home made. The shoes are NIKE golf shoes.

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Moabdibah's Unique Auction Chain

Moabdibah's Unique Auction Chain
TO GET INFORMATION ON:

ROLO MOABDIBAH'S

ONE TIME ONLY

"COUNTDOWN AUCTION CHAIN TO 07/07/07"!!!

Please read the following listing! At it's conclusion, you will find information about the Auction Chain, and how to play!!!

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Grandpa's Tie Clip

Grandpa's Tie Clip
Up for auction i have my grandfather's tie clip. As far as I can tell it is real gold. I have had this clip in my possession for about 12 years now. This clip is quite literally a toilet.

I do not know a lot about this clip, except that he got it from work back in the 50's as a reward of some type. A little history about my grandfather...

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Inventory Reduction Sale Mystery Auction!

Inventory Reduction Sale Mystery Auction!
INVENTORY REDUCTION SALE MYSTERY WORTH $10,000 TO START

COME ONE COME ALL TO MY BIGGEST AND BEST MYSTERY AUCTION EVER!!

Actually, this is a Inventory Liquidation Auction.

I have decided to take a break from Mysterys for a while.

But before I do, I have to sell sell sell all the goodies I have stockpiled in my Living room and Dining room!!

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Haunted Doll Murder Mystery

Haunted Doll Murder Mystery
BRIDE MURDERED BEFORE BIG DAY

It was supposed to be her big day. Tuesday May 22nd Dorene Gurkin had planned the biggest day of her life.

Over 200 friends and family had planned to share this wonderful day with her and her soon to be husband..NAPOLEAN HARDWOOD

It was early in the morning, May 21st when Dorenes sister Meg and the other six bridesmaids had planned to meet at a local favorite salon to get all there beauties in order.

The appointment was set for 9 oclock sharp and the only one missing was Dorene. Meg thought to herself..This isnt like her to be late, she would freak if any one of us were late!!!

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Need Relief

Need Relief
~Does love have you on Cloud 9?~

~Spend every moment thinking of that special someone?~

~Find it hard to concentrate or get work done?~

Here's some relief!

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Wierd Substance In Gatorade Bottle

Wierd Substance In Gatorade Bottle
There is something wierd in this gatorade bottle.

It looks like sperm, i think.

What could it be?

Its never been open.

It is still factory sealed.

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Wind Up Venus Robot

Wind Up Venus Robot
VENUS ROBOT. NEW, TIN TOY WIND UP ROBOT, ABOUT 5-1/2" (14.3cm.) TALL, COLLECTABLE.

NEW WITH BOX, WIND HER UP & WATCH HER WALK USING LITTLE PEGS THAT TURN UNDER HER FEET TO MOVE HER FORWARD, WHILE MOVING HER ARMS, HAS ON/OFF SWITCH ON CHEST, WORKS & LOOKS NICE, A NICE QUALITY TIN TOY, COLLECTABLE

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Cheetos House Numbers

Cheetos House Numbers
I'll bet you've been wondering where you could get some rare house numbers made of genuine Cheetos. Well, your search has ended, and you have come to the right place! If your house address is "17," this is your lucky day!

But if it isn't don't despair. You can also use these on more addresses besides "17." For instance, if you're house number is "71" you would just have to reverse the numbers.

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Seashell Old man

Seashell Old man
Natural Seashell that has never been altered by man or machine.

This shell looks like an old man. A very ugly old man.

If you pay 50,000 dollars for this shell no one in the world will have one like this.

This is a one of a kind oppurtunity, you may have lots of money in the bank but how could you ever pay for something like this if someone did not find it or want to sell it.

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Antique Ceramic Human Skull

Antique Ceramic Human Skull
Excellent Condition.

This skull measures 8 inches long, 4 1/2 inches wide and stands 6 inches tall.

No chips or cracks.

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Abstract Dog Greek Winged Victory Samothrace

Abstract Dog Greek Winged Victory Samothrace
This art work is a one-of-a-kind small-scale sculpture, produced from the powerful maw of a assiduous canine, this plastic art work recalls the liberated figures of ancient Greece and Rome, such as the ancient Hellenistic Greek Winged Victory (or Nike) of Samothrace, in the Louvre Museum in Paris,

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1968 Life Is Like...


A Tube of Toothpaste Poster
Poem by Toby Lurie
Design by Art Bevacqva
Life is like a tube of tooth paste
Removed from the box
Unscrewed
Placed in an antiseptic place
felt daily
squeezed daily
tasted daily
but drained but drained
daily
until that firm soft
roundness disappears
and nothing remains
except a flattened
or
balled up covering
and this
unceremoniously
tossed in a
waste basket
Poster measures approximately 23" x 17 3/8"
Condition: Very nice, no holes or rips, the colors are very bright, light handling bends.

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Spy Magazine Hillary Clinton With Balls

Spy Magazine Hillary Clinton With Balls
September/October Spy Magazine. Hillary Clinton cover, Hillary's Big Secret. Very good condition.

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Animal Skull

Animal Skull
GROSS from a nonsmoking home.

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Borat Jar Of Gypsy Tears Necklace

Borat Jar Of Gypsy Tears Necklace
Authentic Gypsy Tears.

Why carry connies when you can carry tears!

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Vintage Latex Rubber Glove Mold

Vintage Latex Rubber Glove Mold
HERE IS AN ODD ESTATE FIND. IT SEEMS TO BE A MOLD FOR LATEX OR RUBBER GLOVES. I FOUND IT OUT IN THE GARDEN SHED WITH LOTS OF VINTAGE POTS. SO IT MAY HAVE BEEN USED TO HOLD CLIPPINGS AT ONE TIME. IT MEASURES 13 1/4" LONG AND HAS A WIRE TO HANG IT UPSIDE DOWN. PLEASE SEE PICTURE FOR DETAIL. IT ALSO HAS NUMERIC CALCULATIONS ON FRONT AND BACK. WISH I KNEW THE STORY BEHIND THAT! A REALLY COOL FIND!!! GOOD LUCK!!!

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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Woman's Chastity Belt.. With Teeth!?

Woman's Chastity Belt.. With Teeth!?
I'm writing this listing from Beijing where I am currently located on an antique buying trip.

One of the dealers I buy from had something quite interesting for sale the other day: this female chastity belt!

I can't say I know much about chastity belts. This one measures about 29cm across at the waist, and about 29cm from the waist down to the bottom of it.

I have about a 32 inch waist and am 5 foot 10, and it fit me alright over my pants - maybe it was a little small.

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Hey Guys! Too Many Responsibilities? Want To Get Away!

Hey Guys! Too Many Responsibilities? Want To Get Away!
Did you ever just want to get away?
Just take off for one year, do everything you never had a chance to do.

BUT...

Who would take over your Job?

Make sure the bills were paid?

Make sure the wife does not stray?

SOLUTION;

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Holy Pizza Hut Breadstick?

Holy Pizza Hut Breadstick
You are bidding on a one of a kind HOLY Breadstick from Pizza Hut.

One day I was sitting and eating a family order of breadsticks.

I bit in to this certain one and it had a hole in the end of it.

To my surpise I began to choke and no one was around...

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Satanic Ronald McDonald Shoe Horn?

Satanic Ronald McDonald Shoe Horn?
Weird promotional item from McDonald's circa 1987!

A Ronald McDonald Shoe Horn!!! Genius Marketing Here!

Nothing captures a child's imagination like a little deranged clown to help them pull their church shoes on!

Does not appear to have shod a lot of persons.

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Heather Mills Dancing With The Stars

Heather Mills Dancing With The Stars
Heather MCcartney DANCING WITH THE STARS!

One Leg Lamp.Excellent Condition!

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Cross Walk Sign

Cross Walk Sign
Official cross walk sign retired from the Football Hall of Fame city, Canton, Ohio.This genuine sign once graced our fine streets but is now retired from service. We purchased these lights and have modified them for "home" use.

Use your imagination and decorate your back yard, den, garage....or bar. These are also available as removed so you can modify them for your own use.

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Selling My Sole

Selling My Sole

THIS AUCTION WAS LOST BY UPS AND REPLACED WITH ANOTHER FOR THE BIDDER THAT WON IT.

SO.......

NOW I AM SELLING MY SOLE AGAIN.

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Elvis Presley G.I. Blues Autograph

Elvis Presley G.I. Blues Autograph
Wonderful, unusual large 11" by 14" photo of Elvis Presley from the "G.I.Blues" movie set of 1960.

"G.I. Blues" was the first movie made by Elvis after he was mustered out of the Army. Production started on April 21, shooting commenced on May 2, ended on June 29. The movie opened on November 23, 1960.

This photo has a clear original signature, "To Jimmy, Many Thanks, Elvis Presley", as shown, in blue ball-point ink.

Photograph is clearly stamped on the back, "Coming Soon, Elvis in 'G.I.Blues', A Hal Wallis Production".

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Pirates Of The Caribbean Pinball!!

Pirates Of The Caribbean Pinball
The machine is in Like New condition. The cabinet and playfield are in excellent shape.

A mechanical pirate ship that the player strikes with the pinball.

With each hit, the ship lowers its sails and eventually sinks into the playfield, thus revealing a shot into the Kraken's mouth.

In this area, the player can sink the ship, destroy the Kraken, and fight Davy Jones.

A mechanical treasures chest, the Dead Man's Chest, through which the player.

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Friday, May 25, 2007

VooDoo Coconut

VooDoo Coconut
You are bidding on a genuine VooDoo Coconut which has played a key role in many of the events you have seen through the media (I'll have to abbreviate the stars names so this doesn't get cancelled again by my good friends at egay.):

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Buying And Selling Our Children's Souls

Buying And Selling Our Children's Souls
Children of destiny are being enticed and lured by the spirit of the age.

Some have drifted unknowingly into the realm of darkness.

Will our sons and daughters accomplish their God-given mandate for this hour?

Or will they become a lost generation? Someone must rise up and sound the alarm.

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Lunch Or Lay

Lunch Or Lay
Hello!! My name is Penelope!!

And you are going to decide if I am lunch, or I lay!!!

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Wallet Full Of Cash

Wallet Full Of Cash
AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE PICURE THERE IS QUITE A LOT OF CASH STUFFED

INTO THIS LEATHER BI-FOLD WALLET SO STUFFED INTO

THIS WALLET TO WHERE IT WONT CLOSE ANYMORE!

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Diva's Guide

Diva's Guide
The Diva's Guide To Selling Your Soul

by Kathleen O'Reilly

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Stressed Out Mug

Stressed Out Mug
This is a humorous mug for those - "stressed out" days that seem like they will never end.

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Dancing Bride And Groom

Dancing Bride And Groom
THE WEDDING REMEMBERANCE

This can be used for decor

for the bridal shower, decor by the guest book,

or on any table used at the wedding or reception....

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Selling Of A Soul - My True Encounter

Selling Of A Soul - My True Encounter
This is a Brand New Item!

All orders are shipped in a box.

This also includes Free delivery confirmation with each order.

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Haunted Doll Murder Mystery

Haunted Doll Murder Mystery
BRIDE MURDERED BEFORE BIG DAY

It was supposed to be her big day. Tuesday May 22nd Dorene Gurkin had planned the biggest day of her life.

Over 200 friends and family had planned to share this wonderful day with her and her soon to be husband..NAPOLEAN HARDWOOD...

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Free Money???

Free Money
FREE MONEY FROM CONTRACTORS.

Most don’t even know YOU (yes YOU!) could do it for them.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

The Skittles Heist

The Skittles Heist
The day started like any other... Fresh from the Skittles Plant, a large delivery truck full of the Rainbow treats was driving down the road.

The driver stopped for lunch & when he was done he discovered that he had been robbed! The took all the Skittles & even the tires!

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Diaper Revenge Sale

Diaper Revenge Sale
Has Someone Upset you, or EVER upset you, do you want REVENGE or PAYBACK without them knowing who it is that is doing them in!!

Or maybe you wanna play a prank on your buddy for a few laughs or send a College a gift they will Always Remember & Never Forget!!

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Empty Little Debbie Snack Cake

Empty Little Debbie Snack Cake
Empty Little Debbie Snack Cake Box.

There were once six Strawberry Shortcake Rolls inside.

But Not anymore!

I ate them, and they were UM,UM, Good!!

Now the box is ready for a new owner.

Wish you had one?

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20 Count Vintage PSA

20 Count Vintage PSA
I have recently taken over by ex-boyfriend's enormous amount of cards. He had too many and I need to dump them. I never understood why he needed or kept so many, so I am on here to find out. My hope is to show him that cheaters never win.

I am sure I could sell these cards individually, as there seems to be many household names within these boxes, but do not want spend the time or fees into a hobby I am not familiar with. Please keep my new girlfriend and I busy packing up these cards for you.

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The Back Door Has Been Left Open

The Back Door Has Been Left Open
The Back Door Has Been Left Open - Time to CASH IN.

Is anything BELOW on your Wish List???

Act Now - Or Be left behind...

Everything Can Become a Reality!

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Devious Skunk Odor

Devious Skunk Odor
I sell stuff for less than straight from the facory.

No waiting for international shipping, or customs delays.

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1 System A Day

1 System A Day
1 SYSTEM A DAY TO GIVE AWAY!

THATS RIGHT EVEN IF THERE IS ONLY 1 BIDDER - THAT BIDDER GETS A NEW SYTEM AS MY GIFT!!!

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1847 Eternally Yours

1847 Eternally Yours
This is a silver cup (Silver soldered) from a company called 1847 rogers Bros.

Also imprinted on the bottom is: IS and EPNS and ETERNALLY YOURS

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Robot Pirate

Robot Pirate
ANIMATED PIRATE TALKING MANNEQUIN RETAIL SALESMAN.

GREAT IN STORE ADVERTISING SIGNAGE/ROBOTIC TALKING CHARACTER.

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Virgin Mary Fruit Nugget

Virgin Mary Fruit Nugget
Wow I just don’t know what to say.. I was eating some Tropicana Fruit Nuggets and I dropped one.

I noticed that it looked funny so I passed it around to my friends and posted it on break.com and got alot of the same responses.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Holiday Greetings From Europe

Holiday Greetings From Europe
No time or no money to make a trip to europe?

We surprise your friends with holiday greetings from good old germany. We send you a postcard with motives from Alsfeld, a small midage-town in the middle of germany. You write your greetings and the address of your friend on it and send the card back to us.

We will pick a stamp on it and put it in the mail box. The receiver gets a card with your hand written greetings from germany.

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3 Mystery Boxes

3 Mystery Boxes
BECAUSE I HAVE SOOO MUCH TO GIVE!

IT WILL TAKE YOU DAYS TO GO THROUGH ALL MY GIFTS!!!

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1 Drinking Straw

1 Drinking Straw
THE DRINKING STRAW IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER WITH A GIFT UNIMAGEANABLE.

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Ice Tea Scoop Mystery Auction

Ice Tea Scoop Mystery Auction
------WELCOME MY FELLOW MYSTERYHOLICS------

This is the ONE...the ONLY...ICED TEA SCOOP MYSTERY AUCTION.

You are bidding on this E-SCOOP ONLY...1 BUY GETS 1 E-SCOOP FROM MY BOWL.

Whatever comes in it--Well that is a gift from me to you.

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13 Color Prison

13 Color Prison
This 13 color tv is from New Hampshire State prison and is for sale to you.

It works great and is clear in color so the guards can see through it.

It can be hooked up to cable.

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You Won't Want To Miss My Tight Box

You Won't Want To Miss My Tight Box
YOU WONT WANNA MISS THIS TIGHT PACKED BOX.

IT IS LOADED!!!

THIS IS A PROGRESSIVE ACTION.

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Life Size Hillbilly Robot

Life Size Hillbilly Robot
ANIMATED ADVERTISING COWBOY/HILLBILLY.

Cowboy,with 9 Re-Recordable message Capability Motion Sensor &Music capability.

Animated Robot MANNEQUIN {TALKING SALESMAN}

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Who Wants To Sell Their Soul To...

Who Else Wants To Sell Their Soul To
You are bidding on or buying the .pdf ebook "Who Wants To Sell Their Soul To Satan?" subtitled "Who Is Mystery Babylon?" which contains names of books, talk radio show internet sites, and research sources in it's brief discussion so that you can do further research and get information on this topic of 666 & and IT's major enforcer, Mystery Babylon; specifically a .PDF download 'ebook' "Who Else Wants To Sell Their Soul To Satan?"

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Bisque Head

Bisque Head

This bisque head is ready to decorate with kiln fired glazes or be hand painted with acrylic paints.

It is 3" x 5" and is 3" tall.