Photo Of "Ralph" Spiritual
If you see an image in the clipboard, you will realize the value or the colored digital photo you will receive along with the clipboard...
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Monday, April 30, 2007
If you see an image in the clipboard, you will realize the value or the colored digital photo you will receive along with the clipboard...
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The Killers Noose
HIGH_QUALITY CRAFTMANSHIP... MANUFACTURED BY US!!! Retired Woodworker!!!!!
Woodworker who makes these use to make HIGH-END CUSTOM FURNITURE!!!!
Picture describes in detail... GREAT FOR STORE, OFFICE OR HOME DISPLAY....
TELL YOUR FRIENDS THIS WAS USED DURING THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS!!
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch Box
You are bidding on a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Box.
Anything else that comes with it is a free gift from me to you.
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Personal Assistant
am a 28 year old male. I live in Grand Rapids Michigan. I am starting my career in stand up comedy. and I am looking for a new job anywhere in the U.S. I have experience in almost everything.
I went to Culinary school for awhile so I know how to cook, I was in the Marine Corps so I am security minded. I have worked in construction for a long time so I can fix anything. I have an awesome sense of fashion when it comes to picking out anything.
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Jesus Skull???
100% OF OUR PROFIT WILL BE USED TO DO GOOD IN OUR LOCAL ENVIROMENT, SINCERELY LIESBETH & ROME.
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You Must Look!
This auction is crazy I am willing to provide anyboby 8 hours of my services to do what ever job they need me to do. I dont think your employer will let me work an 8 hour shift for you and I won't. Anything outside of your work that you hate doing, love doing, want the attention for your business or your just lazy and dont want to do, Easy, Hard I will do.
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Your Name In Snow In Fresno
20 Dollar Envelope Mystery Game
Shave My Head
Love Swing Mania
Adjustable Straps.
Hanging Hardware Incl.
Instruction Manual Incl.
Fully Assembled.
Padded Supports...
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Sunday, April 29, 2007
American Idol Journal
Who cares about the judges?!
Who's Your Favorite Contestant?
You are bidding on one American Idol Journal.
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You Are NOT The Father
Some of you may know we are adopting a baby Boy Named Alex Who is 14 months old.
He is also my nephew.He has been in foster care since he was 3 months old.
We have had him in our home for about 4 months now.
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17th Century Chastity Belt
Original handmade 17th Century Chastity Belt. Unique collector piece.
Suitable for museums. Own a piece of man kinds barbic history.
Prime example of man's inhumanity to his fellow man.
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Leather Hanging Suspension
Bond Spy Sunglasses
These are the perfect glasses for those aspiring to be the next James Bond. Wearing them is like having eyes in the back of your head. These cool looking shades allow you to look straight ahead while also seeing what's going on behind you. With these glasses you can discreetly watch someone or see if you are being followed without having to turn around.
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Money Voodoo Doll
Didn't have as much money as you would have liked this past holiday?
Don't let that happen again. Now is the time to take control of your finances!
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Desktop P.I.
Find Out The Truth!!
FIND MISSING FRIENDS AND FAMILY!
This software is desired by people all over the world.
Be one of the chosen few!
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Help A Fello Out
10% of the final sale price will support National Alopecia Areata Foundation.
Hi ladies and gents my name is Paul and I have what is called alopecia areta and I need some new hats to cover it up. I keep this hidden from everyone so this is hard for me but I need some new hats to cover it up.
This is me my real picture. I don't even take my hat off ever except for this time. I get mad if someone knocks it off, even at my daughters. So this is a big step for me.
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Lion King Lunchbox
Empty Tic Tac Box
Love Swing???
Remote Fire Water Balloon Mortar
This auction is for the plans only not for the actual Mortar.
Can shoot 400 plus feet …STRAIGHT UP!
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Fetish Mother's Day Gift
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Image Of Jesus
Children's Unpublished Manuscript
This item is being re-listed due to the high bidder's account being used without her permission.
Please e-mail me with questions about length, number of pages, words, etc. before you place a bid.
Also, users with "0" or excessive negative feedback may not bid without contacting me first.
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1924 Coca Cola Calendar
Fine condition 1924 Coca-Cola Advertising Calendar is offered with some edge soiling and six tack holes at the corners, including the calendar at bottom.
It measures 11" x 21 1/2" and retains the metal hanging loop on the back.
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Housewives Love Letters
Here is another sumptuous batch of pencil drawings by the talented and prolific creator of desperate domestic goddesses, Rebecca. This time around, suburban housewives are resigned to writing heart-breaking love letters to their husbands because they have become too entranced with the other housewives in the neighborhood
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Evil Man's Cane
This medical i.d. bracelet and cane were from a very mean man.
His family didn't know what to do with them so I am selling it for them.
I am also selling his 14kt gold medical i.d. bracelet in another auction.
He wore this bracelet, and it shocked and offended many people.
His cane is scarred from use, especially swatting at animals, people and knocking over objects.
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How Old Am I?
Guess My Age
$1.00 buys you a chance to submit your guess as to my age.
Just look at the picture and see if you can figure out my age.
You can purchase as many guesses as you would like.
IF you guess correctly...
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Peace Of Mind!
Homeless Martian
The Greatest Scientific Discovery Ever??
What you are about to read will...
Shock some of you,
Scare most of you and...
Amaze all of you.
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Press The Easy Button And...
get MY FOOT in YOUR A$$!
ONLY THE TOP 5 DUMB ASS AUCTIONS ON EBAY MAKE IT HERE!
THE DUMBASS TEST!
Are you a dumbass? Let's find out!
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Check Your Guests Before They Leave...
The Only DOT / CE approved offered at this low price. 6 Month Warrantee.
The highest BAC (Blood Alcohol Concentration) accuracy range available today.
0.00% to 0.40% BAC, Compact and Light weight, No mouthpiece needed, safe to share...
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MsDannielLynnBirkhead
The Official Legal name for Anna Nicoles Smith beautiful baby daughter is now Danniel Lynn Birkhead!
We are Presenting an Opportunity of a lifetime for all those involved!
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March Of Dimes
This is the opportunity to sponsor me and my son in the March of Dimes Walk America 2007 on Sunday, April 29th, 2007. The weather is supposed to be beautiful, so we will definately have a good time. We will be walking with the Nestle team in Danville, VA.
Each year, the March of Dimes has these walks all around America to raise awareness about prematurity and to raise funds for research. I am so thankful that my son was not born prematurely, and I feel that I owe this all to the March of Dimes.
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Sex Through The Nose
This Week We Are Offering in eBay.................
A Select Collection of Rare & Historical Books in Sciences, Medicine/Dentistry, and Witchcraft!! (NOTE: Start Monday, April 23rd).
A Select Collection of Antiquarian Medical Instruments...
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Type A + Blood Bottle
Got Blood?
The is the last of some handmade blood bottle necklaces I made for a horror convention.
The "bottle" is handpainted wood with the A+ woodburned into it.
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Teen-Aged Acne Brochure
"Teen-aged? Have Acne?" asks the title of this brochure from Winthrop Laboratories, which subtly promotes their PhisoHex and other products. Subtitled "skin-care and personality pointers", it has section headings like: Why teenagers have acne, See what diet can do, A clue to being a "good conversationalist", and Get out! Do things!
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Deformed Spoon
Here's an old spoon. It's perfectly weird...Found out on Texas farm land, don't know how old it is, but it has a cool patina and a cool story if it could only talk.
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Bill Clinton And Monica Lewinsky
A (caricature) of the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky scandal.
Features a winking Clinton in his office chair and a half-naked, buxom Lewinsky sitting on his lap.
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Haunted Spring From Haunted House
Weird Old Haunted Metal Spring From Haunted House
We live in a very old house, where at least 3-4 people have died (yes, it's that old). The most recent death before we bought it was the woman who owned it.
She died in the living room, which had been turned into a bedroom so she could be close to everything she needed as she could no longer go upstairs.
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We've Lost Our Marbles
You are bidding on one used leather marble bag with a couple of stains that will probably come out.
There are no marbles in it.
Nonprofit's Mission Statement
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Money Wreath
This is a very unique item. It is a money wreath, still in the original package, never opened.
The front of the container has a gold seal that says "Authentic UNITED STATES CURRENCY".
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Biker Dog Vest
Mystery Water Cooler Auction
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A WATER COOLER BOTTLE FILLED TO THE TOP WITH CHANGE, CASH, POSSIBLY JEWELRY AND OTHER MISC. ITEMS.
LET ME GIVE THE BACKGROUND OF THIS 14in. HIGH, WATER COOLER BOTTLE THAT HAS BEEN SITTING AT MY AUNT AND UNCLES HOUSE FOR THE PAST 30+ YEARS.
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Flaming Hot
FLAMING HOT!!! GET YOUR SEXY BACK!!! MYSTERY AUCTION!
THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!
THE FIRST THING THAT WILL GO INTO THE BOX...
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Friday, April 27, 2007
My Autographed Card - WHO AM I???
Have you ever wished you had an autograph of someone famous or maybe a celebrity?
Something that you can stash away somewhere and years down the road sell it in a time of need and get paid a stack of cash for it?
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Mike Tyson Doll In Jail Suit
Mike is decked out in a prison outfit. This doll was produced around 1993 when mike went to jail.
Mike has a vinyl head and boxing gloves. His body is cloth. It comes mint in original bag.
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Randy The Nickel
RANDY the NICKEL!
Randy the Nickel wants to rule the world. Simple as that. But... he can only do so with YOUR help!
You see... Randy may seem like your everyday kind of USA currency... but he is not. Inside that shiny head of his, he is constantly thinking of ways he can achieve world domination. Of course, as his owner, you will also reap the benefits of his master plan. If he does indeed achieve world domination, you will also have a place of power in his new world.
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Security Envelope
Up for grabs is this plain white security envelope and whatever may come in it or with it. This beauty is a no. 10 measuring 4 1/8 inches by 9 1/2 inches made with only the finest quality recyclable paper. This fine piece of mailing equipment was made in the USA in Chattanooga,TN. by the Top Flight, Inc..
This little beauty has a thousand and 1 uses. Unfortunately I haven't gotten bored enough to think of them all, but hears a few: Paper airplane(hey, it's made by Top Flight, Inc., it should fly pretty good, as long as you fold it right), mailing a letter (theres one you don't see everyday-or do you?),
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Acrylic Partial Lower Denture
Jason Mercury Mask
Here we have up for bid's another great product made by MMFX.. Every mask is made with love & care, painting is done in layers to add depth & realism to each & every piece that comes from MM. Most of the time are pictures can never do our products justice but we try our best to get you some ok quality photo's. As always the mask in the picture is the exact one you will receive, we do not use catalog photo's for any auction.
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Iraqi Hand Made Knife And Sheath
OFFERED FOR SALE A HAND MADE KNIFE FROM IRAQ.
THIS KNIFE WAS PURCHASED BY MY HUSBAND FROM A VENDOR WHEN HE WAS IN IRAQ.
IT IS ALL HAND MADE AND CARVED. THE ARTIST HAS SIGNED THE BLADE. I AM NOT SURE WHAT THE HANDLE IS MADE OF.
PLEASE VIEW THE PICTURES AND VIEW THE QUALITY FOR YOURSELF. IN THE PICTURES IT APPEARS BLUE, BUT IT IS SILVER.
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My Ex-Girlfriend's Photos
Some of my x-girlfriend photos collection.
instant digital delivery straight to your email address!
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Smog Sculpture LA
A small cup of Los Angeles smog, freshly harvested in April 2007.
This art work consists of atomized particles of Los Angeles pollution and minute quantities of natural debris such as pollen and soil.
Own a quantity of powdered real estate from a world-class city, and the birthplace of the film industry.
Be the first to add this conceptual gem to your art collection.
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Spanking Paddle
Up for auction is this vintage wooden spanking paddle.
It has different various writing and decorations on it.
The paddle has a date of Fall 1977 written on it.
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Thursday, April 26, 2007
1 Of 10 Commandments From Lake St. Clair
Yes, I have broken 1 of the 10 Commandments, and I wish to send it to you as the top bidder. I wrote which commandment I broke on this Rock straight from Lake St. Clair in Michigan.
And you'll receive one free gift of what will be wrapped around this Rock only once, if you are the highest bidder with the correct written commandment I broke. So think hard and you'll be the big winner.
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Homecooked Meal And Deal!
Homecooked Meal And Deal In The Heart Of The Bluegrass!
Picture it: horses, history, and beautiful sunsets in heart of the lush bluegrass country.
Enhance your experience with a homecooked meal and a homegrown girl's guide to the sites.
I am offering the lucky bidder one turkey dinner with all the trimmings and a day of Kentucky living from a local's perspective.
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Ring Of Wealth
ET Returns
So there I was, at my favorite restaurant, Chef Jose's, ordering my favorite breakfast, an enchilada with a side of Cheetos.
In between the crunching I thought I heard somebody say "fewn hewm."
I looked around thinking Nancy Grace had come in, but she hadn't.
I crunched some more, and now it was clearly sounding like "phone home."
I looked down at the Cheeto I was about to eat and I couldn't believe my eyes.
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Shipping Peanut Needs A Home
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Check Out My Little Hottie
Aluminum Foil Ball With...
AN ALUMINUM FOIL BALL WITH A MYSTERY GIFT INSIDE. FROM A SMOKE FREE HOME... ALL BUYERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SHIPPING CHARGES WHICH WILL BE DETERMINED BY LOCATION...
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Honey?
This is an old jar of honey that my parents found waaaay in the back of the cabinet as they are getting ready to move to their new home. The label says Pure Honey...
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Sexy Lips Sent To You
I need some extra money to get to New York this summer!!
I will send a postcard in June from New York City with a juicy, sexy lip print, stating ...
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Figurine From Jim Jones Estate
This rare ceramic Coyote was bought from a collector who acquired this piece from Jim Jones Estate in Jonestown, Guyana right after the suicide massacre took place. I recently acquired this piece and it is in excellent shape.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Antique Medical Vaginal Speculum
1950 Graves MX-30 Antique Medical Vaginal Speculum.
Excellent Choice of Medical Collectibles for the Collection.
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Male Chastity Penis Restraint
Elmo Burns In Hell
In this auction the bidding is for charred remains of Elmo's torso from a small plush Elmo used in making the video "Tickle Me Elmo BURNS IN HELL!"
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Buy Me Breakfast
I enjoy the Lumberjack Special at Denny's
Two scrambled eggs, a stack of pancakes - and all bacon (no ham)
To wash it down, I enjoy a nice large glass of orange juice.
In exchange, the winner of this auction will receive ( via email ) an offical - CERTIFICATE OF NICENESS
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Fresno Ca. Dirt
A BOTTLE OF REAL FRESNO CALIFORNIA DIRT. Yes, I said it dirt, people....LOL This is gonna be a wild mystery auction, anything that comes w/ the bottle of dirt, is my gifts to you. So come on people get the bids going on this bottle of dirt and see what else you get in your mystery auction. We will have fun w/ it and it will be exciting to see where it goes..
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Wal-Mart Vest
This auction is for a blue WALMART VEST / SMOCK with PERSONALIZED NAMETAG.
vest comes with name badge/tag with YOUR NAME ON IT!!! the picture shown in this auction of the name badge is simply a stock photo, and IS NOT THE NAMETAG YOU WILL BE RECEIVING. the one in this auction for sale is will say whatever you want it to!!
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Michael Hero Box
Beautiful Michael Hero Black and White Art Deco Box with Hand Set Genuine Swarovski Crystal Made of Fine Pewter with Hand Applied Enamel.
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Hillbilly Bug Smasher
4 Leaf Clover!
I found this a few years back , may bring you luck.
It took me from morning too night to find this.
Sealed air tight ziplock book pressed completely intact.
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Butt Bread!
Looks like a plumbers butt! Somebody at the bakery got up at the CRACK of dawn to bring this ASSolutely hilarious piece of bread.
This piece of French butt bread came pre-sliced to us as you see it!
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Sanjanary
Sanjaya Malakar Dictionary American Idol "Sanjanary".
THIS IS *THE ORIGINAL* Sanjaya's Dictionary (Sanjanary) AUCTION.
YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE ONE AND ONLY COPY OF THE DICTIONARY OF SANJAYA.
THIS AUCTION WILL ATTRACT NATIONAL MEDIA ATTENTION.
Sanjaya mentioned that there is a SANJANARY (this one) on eBAY on the Jay Leno Show on April 20, 2007, approximately 12:20 AM.
I had pulled the Sanjanary a couple of days ago when I thought the auction was making little impact, but I was wrong...it is indeed an honor to have Sanjaya mention the Sanjanary on nationwide TV.
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Satisfy Your Fetish
Awesome Mystery Box Auction
MYSTERY BOX AUCTION YOU ARE BIDDING ON A BOX, AND ONLY A BOX.
ANYTHING IN THE BOX IS A GIFT FROM ME TO THE WINNING BIDDER.
I WILL TELL YOU THERE ARE MANY GIFTS IN THIS MYSTERY BOX.
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A Penny
If anything comes with the Penny it is a gift from me to you!
Per eBay rules you are bidding on 1 Penny. This is not a lottery, raffle, charity or game of chance of any kind.
This is a mystery auction and if anything else comes with your Penny is simply a FREE GIFT from me to you.
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Burn Me Baby
A Loose Button
Got some Loose change? Don't Loose out with this auction... Let it Loose!
You are Bidding on a Loose Button.
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I'll Shoot Rubber Bands At...
I Will Shoot Rubber Bands At My Co-Worker.
SO, THIS IS MY CO-WORKER, WHAT A LOSER! HE REALLY ANNOY'S THE HELL OUT OF ME AND I DON'T THINK HE NEEDS TO WORK WITH ME ANYMORE!
I WANT TO SHOOT HIM WITH AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF RUBBER BANDS SO HE'LL GET TIRED OF IT AND QUIT.
IT SHOULD WORK, I USED TO SHOOT HIM WITH RUBBER BANDS BEFORE AND HE REALLY HATED IT. HE TOLD ON ME SO I HAD TO STOP.
THAT MANAGER IS GONE NOW, SO IT'S TIME TO GET THE RUBBER BANDS OUT AGAIN!!!
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Jelly Wrestling Mix
Jelly Wrestling Compound with added Slime Jelly Mix. Great Party Fun. Just add Fresh Water and watch the Jelly grow.
What you see in the photo's is how much one 500g packet makes. Add any supermarket food coloring to the water for your desired colour.
Pink seems to be the most popular colour.
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One Dollar Bill
ONLY ON EBAY COULD A ONE DOLLAR BILL SELL FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
IS THERE ENOUGH OF YOU OUT THERE WILLING TO WATCH IT HAPPEN?
IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO IT?
YOU ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON ONE OF THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY AUCTIONS EBAY HAS EVER SEEN.
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Save Shadow
My name is Shadow, and I am a big black cat (well, people call me black, actually I am a very, very, VERY dark brown)! I got the name Shadow because I like to follow people around and be in their company.
Anyway I am on eBay to ask for your help, (actually I am crying for your help because we felines do a good job of crying). My exalted owners, well, my mom and pop, are trying to keep my belly full with Fancy Feast canned cat food. That's my favorite.
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Monday, April 23, 2007
The Weight Of The World
The winner of this auction will be designated as the official carrier of the Weight of the World.
My friend Simon has been carrying it on his shoulders but the winner has the option to place it wherever he or she decides.
Estimates place the weight at approximately 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilograms, although much will depend upon the winner's mindset and personality.
Control freaks and empathetic persons will bear it with more difficulty than the hard-hearted.
Winner will receive a Certificate of Ownership via registered mail!
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Cursed Baby Pacifier
Strawberry Twins
HI GUYS THIS IS A AUCTION FOR ONE STRAWBERRY.
THAT'S RIGHT I SAID A STRAWBERRY. YOU ARE HERE TO BID ON ONE STRAWBERRY TWIN.
ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY COME WITH THIS STRAWBERRY WOULD BE A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU.
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My Left Breast...
Implant!
(after it has been surgically removed)
I sold the right one over a year ago & I've been holding off on this left over one and the time has come...
This will arrive in a bullet proof casing safe to your front door.
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Rash The Mummified Mouse
On Friday the 13th, 2007 at a warehouse was found the sad remains of a little mouse, it has appeared that he had passed quite some time ago, for all that remained was his full skeleton and fur.
He must has been in that wall for at least a couple of years out of sight, and no one even knowing he was there til that one day they brought someone in, and knock down that wall to make the hall just a little bit bigger.
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4 Pieces Of Australiana
No 1 Boxed spring-push pickle fork by Apex and Made in Australia.
No 2 Mini iron just 3inchs long.
No 3 Small shoe horn marked McIntoshes Shoes.
No 4 Large shoe horn with embossed handle. Please note that the clippers in the photo. are NOT part of this lot.
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Advertising Dummies
Promote your business with Gertrude and Wallace, life size Paper Mache dummies. The pair come with the rocking chairs they sat in for many years outside a second hand mart. They are very lifelike and will always get a second glance and laugh. They are to be sold fully clothed,
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Blowfish Lamp
Yes, this is an actual giant blowfish that someone has turned into a lamp or a night light. It is 22" in lenght, 14" wide and about 10" in height.
The spikes are quite sharp. The wiring job is nothing fancy and could be improved upon, or just removed and hung for dispay. It has fishing line to hang from.
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A Phone Call From Me
You are biding on a telephone call from me to you.
This call will last 3 minutes 21 seconds exactly.
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Happy Face Goldfish Cracker
I found this goldfish in my bag of pepperidge farm goldfish crackers.
They were pizza flavored and the spices made a perfect face on one goldfish!
It's too cute and looks like it was done on purpose.
But, if you notice none of the other fish have faces made out of the spices!
This was a total fluke but it looks perfect!! Very rare!!!
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Saturday, April 21, 2007
Become An Ordained Minister
Become a legally ordained minister!
It is so very difficult to determine the best way to become a legally ordained minister these days.
Just one quick trip to a major search engine will produce a lot of false, fake and misleading results but very little real information.
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Possessed Tree Stump
We have here for auction a one of a kind tree stump/trunk!
We believe that it came from a Japanese Pagodatree.
I am NOT a botanist; the only confirmation I have is an internet tree identification guide that can be found at: www.oplin.org/tree/.
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Traveling Underpants!
Traveling Underpants from 2005! Round 2! Keep them moving!
You are bidding on a these Traveling Underpants!
Let's keep them going to all 50 States!
With the Traveling Underpants, you will receive for free the Official Panty Pad to jot down your comments, State and name as well!
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Donut With 2 Holes
HERE IT IS THE AMAZING 2 HOLED DONUT.
DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS ONE OF A KIND RARE FIND.
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1 Huff Of Massachusetts Air
Air! I am selling Air from Massachusetts.
I will fill a bag, approximately 1 cubic liter, with air from Western Massachusetts Variety of air is in stock.
Winner may choose from list below...
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George Forsythe's Ghost In A Jar
You are bidding on a Ghost in a Jar, it is the spirit of George Forsythe, one of the miners killed a mine explosion in Washington on May 10th, 1892.
I caught this ghost three months ago in West Seattle. He was wondering near the Vashon Island Pier screaming and crying. I couldn't reason with him, but from my experience with traumatized ghosts, I captured him in the hopes that I could rehabilitate this spirt. I have had some success, but I could use your help to carry on.
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Help Me Quit Smoking
Help me QUIT SMOKING! Pay my rent, etc. Cig Butts...
Hi! Thanks for looking at this auction.
First, what you get. A plastic container filled with cigarette butts and ashes, taped close for safety, and marked "Smoking is Dirty!"
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Huge Kellogg's Corn Flake
While pouring a bowl of Kellogg's Corn Flakes this morning, out comes this beast!!!
Almost 2 inches across, it is by far the largest I have ever seen!
Upon request I will be glad to send you the box it came out of as well.. just ask!!!
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Help! Grandma is on the roof again!
Grandma is on the roof adjusting the TV antenna!
It's time to sell this old tuner and get cable!
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Basket Of Snakes
This is an old wicker basket full of snakes, 7 fake plastic snakes! This has been around here for some time and couldn't figure out what to do w/ this until now.
This is a nice little basket w/ a fitted lid. Too small for true snake charming unless you use garter snakes!!!
This should make a nice gag gift idea or a coffee table conversation piece. Better yet, put on top of the water cooler before work on Monday morning!
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Papaw's Lucky Penny
This Lucky 1957 Lincoln Wheat penny is one of nine Lucky pennies that I got in 2005, they were my Grandfathers pennies. My Grandfather Lived his whole life in Carmel Indiana, and thats where this penny was found on the ground in 1957.
He believed that if you found a penny on the ground in the place where you live, face up, with the same year as the year you found it,that it was very good luck. And thats the only ones he would pick up.
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Heather Mills Dancing With The Stars
Friday, April 20, 2007
Emergency Bikini Kit
No more worries about the forgotten Bikini or the when the Tide Sweeps away your Swimwear.
Ever just want to hit the Sand on a Whim, only to be disappointed by the "SWIMWEAR REQUIRED" signs?
How bout that Pesky Sea Bass that tuggs on the bright colored strings, rips your thong and thus ruins your day in the surf?
Well, NO MORE! We have the solution!!!
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Who Let The Dogs Out?
Feeling stressed?
Blood pressure through the roof?
Need some love?
Dogs can help reduce stress, lower blood pressure & provide unconditional love...
Let's do something for them!
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A Toothpick
You are bidding on a toothpick.
Let see what kind of action this mystery auction gets!
Anything that comes with the toothpick is my gift to you.
How crazy do you think the bids will get?
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Guys And Gals Mystery Auction
GUYS AND GALS MYSTERY SLAM DUNK BOX!!!
THIS MYSTERY AUCTION IS FOR THE GUYS AND GALS!
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Quench Your Thirst! On Me...
Are you thirsty???? Mystery Auction
I WILL PAY FOR YOUR THIRST!
READY TO SPEND MONEY WILL BE IN THE BOX!!
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Subway Cash
I have a Subway Cash & Rewards Card.
It already has points on it ready to be redeemed. How much?
You'll have to bid to find out.
It is more than 10 points, I'll tell you that much.
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Enjoy Sex More
The Your-Skin® RESTORATION CONE by TLC Tugger®
Enjoy sex more through foreskin restoration.
Penis Pills? What a joke! Here's honest improvement.
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Where Is Sandy's Nose
Mom Deserves The Best
Wal-Mart Bag
BAG IS NOT A TOY.NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
ANYTHING THAT MAY COME WITH YOUR WAL*MART BAG IS A FREE GIFT FOR YOU.
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Your Name In Snow In Fresno!
Freaky Chicken Egg
The freakiest egg I've ever seen. Probably the freakiest egg ever. Laid by my free-roaming hen Lady on Monday, April 16th, 2007 in a little barn in Richmond, VA. Not only is it teeny-tiny, but as you can see in the photos, it's just plain odd.
Go figure. I'd hate for it to sit in my fridge forever, never receiving any fame or glory, so I'm giving it the chance to become something other than sunny side up. Go and make something of yourself strange one!
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Free Cokes All Summer Long
Join Us In Our Celebration
My fiance and I realized that we are SO excited about getting married that we are trying to get everyone involved in our Celebration!!
That said, you are bidding to win a bottle of the actual bubbles that will be used at our ceremony and one of the 'save the date' cards that were mailed to announce our BIG DAY!
Now you are thinking "what do I care?" so I want to explain our situation.
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Thursday, April 19, 2007
I'm Selling My Husband's Weener
I HAVE SOMETHING VERY HOT AND WET WAITING FOR YOU IN MY BOX.
TO FIND OUT WHAT IS IN MY BOX YOU HAVE TO BID ON IT.
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Fortune Telling Fish
The Amazing Fortune Telling Fish. The 3 1/2" fish curls in your hand, tells your mood sort of like a mood ring would. A really fun item!
Buy lots, your friends will want this classic item too! Great Party Favor item. Shown in picture; Front and back of protective sleeve, with a fish in the middle. back of sleeve tells you what the fish movements mean.
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Haunted Box Of Spirits
This box is made of some type of clay or ceramic. It has a dull look and feels rough / course to the touch. A grayish green color with a yellowish dusty look to it.
The box sits on three legs and there are markings or designs all over it with three, almost like spinny strips down it reaching to each leg.
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75 Smoking Hot Pictures
This auction is for over 75 smoking hot pictures of one of the most beautiful girls out there.
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Help Sid
We are sad. We just found out Our Great Dane Sid Has heart worms. We do not have enough Money to treat him.We are selling doggy supplies Such as Treats, Collars, leashes & Toys to raise the money to pay for this Expensive deal. It is going to cost us about $1200.00 to treat him.
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Incorrectly Packaged Oats
Pictured, is a 18oz package of Old Fashioned Quaker Oats.
As you can see, the cylindrical container was upside-down, when filled at the factory.
The package is sealed and has a lot number L210/E.
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Suddam Hussein Propaganda Coin
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Virgin Mary! In Our Bedroom?
MANY PEOPLE, INCLUDING OUR PRIEST BELIEVE TO BE A LIKENESS OF THE VIRGIN MARY... NATURALLY FORMED IN THE WOOD GRAIN PANELING...DOES IT SOUND CRAZY? YES BUT HERE'S WHY WE BELIEVE IT'S TRUE.
*LOOK AT THE IMAGE*
MY WIFE AND I HAD BEEN TRYING TO CONCEIVE A CHILD FOR 8 MONTHS, I WAS TOLD THAT I HAD PROBLEMS IN CREATING VIABLE SPERM...NEEDLESS TO SAY WE DIDN'T GIVE UP BUT WE WERE SERIOUSLY STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT IT WAS TRUE, I WAS STERILE!
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Evil Image In Wood
Well... This is one of the wierdest auction's I have listed. This is a piece of wood, a piece of Poplar to be exact and the knot or "woodstain" looks like a face. But not any ordinary face, just take a look at the pictures.
No this is not drawn on, not painted on, not penciled in its 100% natural! Judge me by my feedback! This is real.
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Hand Painted Pelvic Bone
This is a hand painted cow or horse pelvic bone.
Painted by Seattle based artist Steve Popplewell, in a black and red tribal motif.
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Vintage Castrating Tool
Wow what a great conversation piece. This is a original castrating tool the blade is extremely sharp and was used for cutting the scrotum and the other end has a pincer like tool which has serations to grip an pull the testicles out "ouch" which are then cut off.
In the old days the farmers would pull the testes with their teeth, then cut them off. This is a far more preferable way of doing it. Anyway they they would be great to threaten the daughters suiters. The tool is in very good condition.
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Wonder Bra Breath Mints
This package of breathmints was a promotional item given out by Wonderbra. That's right, Wonderbra.
It has their logo and website address on it. The mints are still in it. I received this item as a gift.
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Twinkies Soap!
Your life won't be complete without this all original, still in the wrapper, bar of TWINKIES SOAP!!!
Twinkie-The-Kid is all cowboyed-up as cute as can be on the front of the wrapper.Hostess trademarked.C. 1981 on label.
The perfect collectible, or gift for that "special" person, maybe you!
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Locked Security Box From Estate Mystery
LOCKED SECURITY BOX THAT WAS PURCHASED FROM AN ESTATE SALE/AUCTION IN BEVERLY HILLS.
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Aluminum Art. The Finger
This is a simple little hand giving you the finger made from aluminum welded and hand crafted.
It stands about 1 foot tall and about 5 inches wide made from 1/4 inch aluminum rod.
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Give A Dog A Bone
You are bidding on a box of Milk-Bone brand dog biscuits.
Not for human consumption.
Anything else you receive is a gift from me to you.
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Bizarre M And M
STRAIGHT FROM THE ORIGINAL PACKAGING!
This VERY Unique, Distinctive, Abnormal M&M has NOT been nhanced/altered/changed/etc.
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Rob Libertini
Act fast because this deal wont last long. For a limited time only you can have your very own Rob Libertini while supplies last.
He makes bad jokes, says dumb things, confuses everyone in the room simultaneously, and trust us, you dont have to worry about having your Rob Libertini spayed or nuetered.
Rob Libertini is a constant source of entertainment for people of all shapes and sizes, but preferably lonely males. He has had all of his shots, and comes with an official bill of sale.
All you need to do is come and pick him up, we will provide the box.
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Extremely Odd Leggs
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
My Frog Hide Box
You are bidding on my frog hides box..."Only"
Not for the squeemish..
Not for human consumption..
Do you feel FROGY today?..
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Wife Says Muntean Must Sell Cardboard
HERE IT IS, MUNTEAN'S PIECE OF CARDBOARD,UNLIMITED USES,THIS PIECE OF CARDBOARD APROX. 4X4 INCH.
THIS CARDBOARD CAME OFF A PIECE OF CARDBOAD THAT MY BIG SCREEN T.V. CAME IN.
Muntean SO I'M OFFERING THIS FINE PIECE OF CARDBOARD FOR AUCTION.
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My House Is A Diasaster Loaded With...
Krabby Patty
You are Bidding on One
Krabby Patty
Whatever Comes with the Krabby Patty is a gift from me to you!!
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Creepy F/X
CreepyFX
Do you LOVE Halloween?
Want to get the look of those great props on shows like "CSI" or "Bones"?
Do you want to make BIG profits this fall while having fun?
It's easier than you think!
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Fairies Join Angels To Watch Over Baby Melissa
Not all items will be fairies & angels, but a great mix of many items. Many of them will be relative to the light of love shown by our eBay angels.
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Country Chicks Gone Crazy!
This is the little country princess pictured below in her dress for her older sister's wedding.
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Stuffed Unicorn
Be the first kid on your block to have a unicorn head on your wall!!!
Do you know a fantasy or horse lover? Are they hard to buy for? Here's a gift that will knock their socks off!
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Most Awesome Coin Collection
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Foreskin Restoration
Silicone Rubber Cone: If you're circumcised, chances are you have no idea what you're missing. The foreskin you were born with was meant to protect your glans, keeping it supple and sensitive. Now you can get back some of the sensation that was taken from you.
100,000 men are restoring their foreskins. It's done by gently applying tension to the penile shaft skin, which induces it to grow (just like the earlobes on those wacky tribesmen on Discovery Channel). Eventually foreskin restorers have enough of their own skin to keep their glans covered. There are various methods and contraptions to tug on the skin. I'm offering a simple affordable alternative.
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Childhood For Sale
Hi, I've had the most amazing childhood I could ever ask for. I grew up in a loving family who gave me perfect memories by taking me to amazing places and giving me amazing things.
These memories of love and childhood toys and the experiences they have brought upon me have shaped my life and made me the unique and brilliant person I am today, and now as I make the transition into an adult these are things that I don't need anymore and would like to pass on to someone who does.
Maybe you did not have a pleasant childhood and would like to replace it with mine, or maybe you have a child and would like to give them the joys of my amazing childhood.
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Jimi Hendrix Studio Used Guitar
1966 Red Fender Mustang, serial number 126288, solid maple neck and body, 22 fret rosewood fret board, double cutaway body, the nut has been flipped to accommodate the fact that the guitar has been strung for a left handed player, together with original hard case.
Accompanied by an affidavit from John "Mitch" Mitchell the drummer for The Jimi Hendrix Experience. Which reads: "I, John Mitch Mitchell, formerly the drummer with the Jimi Hendrix Experience, herby DECLARE that the following statement is true...
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Onion "Engagement" Ring
A " FIRST " ENGAGEMENT RING!
Here is a way for cooks and all other bravehearts to propose to that special person!
I found this in a bag of frozen onion rings and baked it.
I later put back in the oven to " harden" it.
Nothing else has been done to it. HAVE FUN!!! ENJOY!!!
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Ghost In A Jar
You are bidding on one of the ghost siphoning tools used by my family to catch tormented ghosts and heal them. I come from a long line of ghost healers. You might know my great grandfather, Chief Robison, of the Cecco Indian Tribe, and his wife, Margaretha M Alacoque, a French mystic.
At this ceremony pictured below, Grandma Margaretha taught the Cecco Indian the power of ‘ghost healing.’ This healing power when combined with the tribal power for the Cecco people produced the ability to successfully catch ghosts and place them in jars, and mend broken souls.
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Starsky And Hutch Board Game
Gothic Barbie
Corkys Creations would like to welcome our newest addition. Joceylynn Presleigh.
Joceylynn Presleigh started out life as a 1999 mattel Barbie until she was bitten on the kneck from walking home from a friends house after school now Joceylynn is a vampirest a femal vampire.
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Polio Braces With Men's Shoes
I kind of feel bad putting this under the "Weird" catagory, since this was an item that helped someone, but I could not find a place for antique medical devices. These are a pair of men's polio braces from sometime in the 20's or earlier.
The black leather shoes are attached via steel rods in the heels and pivot at the ankle area to give some flexibility. Leather lace-up cuffs hold the braces to the thigh area. One side has a knee pad as this man needed extra support on that leg. Both have leather leg buckles to hold the braces below the knee area.
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Post-It Jewelry Auction
This mystery auction is legitimate, you will NOT get cheated with this mystery auction. You will be receiving an actual item in the mail, not a partial refund of money you just paid out.
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5 Year Old's Art
This amazing original photogragh is available to the highest bidder.
Share this shocking and repulsive 5 year-old boy's creation with family and friends.
I personally have never experienced such an wonderous event in my life.
Enjoy!!
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Tyding Tonsil Snare
Here is a Vintage Tonsil Snare in great condition. It is a Tyding Tonsil Snare.
It is Naslam stainless. It has MJ on the inside.
Check back regularly for the weird & unusual. I will be listing more things soon.
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X-Ray Art
These are real X-Ray images from the hospital or doctors office.
These are real X-rays from real people. Please see images below.
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Vintage JVC Videosphere
This Is A Stunning Vintage Retro JVC Nivico Television - Model No. 3240SW.
Dated c1970 - Made In Japan.
This Classic Design Working Hanging Television Has Its Original Chain And Dials With Ariel Which Fully Extends.
The Television Is In Excellent Condition And Would Be A Superb Addition To Any Home Or Collection.
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Creepy Haunted Tribal Man Auction
OK, here's the story. I live in a very small town in Vermont. My yard borders a small field where one of the original civil war battles took place. The battle is reenacted every year, near the end of August. I have always wanted to go check this out, but never really felt comfortable just walking into a huge group of people who were obviously playing a very intense role playing game.
So, this last year, I crossed a little wooded area and found a place to comfortably spy them fire their cannons for a little while. While i was sitting there, fidgeting in the dirt, I noticed something very peculiar partially buried. That is where I found this little guy. He's kind of gross, I'll admit, but I also thought he had a certain charm about him.
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Art Of Levitation
"So here's how it goes"
You walk into your local bar Saturday night, or any night or any bar.You walk into the middle of the room, raise your hands and your body starts to levitate about 4-5 inches off the ground.
The crowd are intrigued. They inspect your feet, nothing can be found 100% no gimmicks???
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My Little Red Rocks
FOR SALE IS MY LITTLE RED ROCKS!
YOU WILL RECEIVE 2 BECAUSE THE POWER IS SO GREAT.
THEY ARE APPROXIMATELY 1" IN SIZE AND EASILY FIT IN YOUR POCKET.
IF YOU ONLY KNEW THE POWER OF THESE LITTLE GUYS.
YOU CAN TELL BY MY PICTURE THAT I HAVE TRAVELLED THE WORLD.
I HAVE HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE FULL OF RICHES AND BLESSINGS.
BUT IT WASN'T ALWAYS THIS WAY.
I CAN'T EXPLAIN THE POWER.
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24 Year Old Box Of Kraft
24 YEAR OLD box of KRAFT DINNER with contents!!
Item History: I found this in my grandmother’s pantry cupboard last summer when helping to “clean house”, so to speak. Imagine my surprise.
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Pretty Penny
What you are bidding on is one shiny new penny. The real value of this penny is just one cent. I have been told by a lot of people that a decent car cost a pretty penny.
I have a pretty penny and hoping I can sell my pretty penny and get enough money to buy a decent used car, or at least one that will run!!! I think it is the best penny in all of the world!!!
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Brenda Lee Autographed 45
BRENDA LEE, AUTOGRAPHED 45 RPM RECORD, "When Georgia's On My Mind, Ronbre Records(no #), 1982. This is a spoken word tune about the old south; she talks(in a southern accent accompanied by a harmonica playing; the Swanee River melody) about magnolias, peaches, mountains & ridges...
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What Is This?
You are bidding on a potato. I discovered it in the bottom of the sac when I went to make some mashed potatoes.
This thing is really weird. It looks like.. well me being a woman it seems to me to be shaped like a..... well you can see.
My son says it bears a resemblance to squidward spongebob squarepant's neighbor. My fiance says it's a mushroom. well all I know is it's weird...
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Last And Only Golden Egg
THIS WAS A EGG FROM THIS EASTER.
WHEN WE WERE COLORING EASTER EGGS THIS YEAR WE HAD DISCOVERED THAT WHEN MY SON COLORED THIS EGG AT THE END OF COLORING THE EGGS THAT IT TURNED TO A GOLDEN COLOR.
IT IS A REALLY COOL EGG.
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I Can Be Put In Your Mouth...
I'M VERY FLEXIBLE - I LOVE TO BE BENT OVER...
I CAN BE PUT IN YOUR MOUTH - YOU CAN EAT OFF ME...
I LOVE TO BE LICKED - WHAT AM I?
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Jenny Haniver Sideshow
Authentic Jenny Haniver, known to some as a Sea Devil. Mythical half man/half-fish creatures have been part of ancient lore for centuries and have captured the imaginations of every coastal culture around the world.
Even turn-of-the century Europeans were tantalized by the possibility that mermaids really existed. Native islanders began to capitalize on the globally pervasive belief in aquatic humanoids by constructing these effigies of the deep.
These little "sea monsters" became popular South Seas souvenirs for tourists of yesteryear as well as a favorite circus sideshow staple. No one knows for sure where they got the name "Jenny Haniver" - some think it’s derived from "Anver's", the French name for Antwerp - a possible place of their origin in Anglo culture.
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Fish With Mysterious Growth
RARE MEDICAL CONDITION!!
THE AGE OF THIS FISH IS UNKNOWN.
THE GROWTH BEGAN DEVELOPING ABOUT A YEAR AGO AND IS NOW THE SIZE OF A SMALL GUM BALL.
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Custom Song For You!
This is a new idea that I had and I think it will do well. My name is Ben Meyer and have enjoyed playing music all over the world for the past 26 years and I have played on 18 releases so far and still at it.
I have played mainly heavy music and always tried to be diverse in what I play. I also play an acoustic guitar and enjoy making up lyrics that make people laugh and offend them at the same time. In this auction I will custom make a video song on an acoustic guitar and sing on it also. It can be for you or a friend or an enemy. It will be recorded with my digital camera. I will upload it and send you the link of how to view it, which eliminates any postage cost.
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Rock Hard
Jesus In Tigers Eye!?
This solid Tiger Eye egg is a miracle unto itself.... I inherited this magnificent stone relic from my brothers estate in 1974. It had been given to him by a girl friend we were unable to ever identify or locate.
The photos look mindboggling because the Head of Jesus Christ is an image below the surface of this magnificent jewel and creates a mystical interpretation of Christ.
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Mystery Hobo Survival Kit
What if you were out on the streets? Could you survive? Would you know what to scrounge around for?
This box has it all. The whole hobo survival kit, instructions, and the house :). Now you will have what it takes to survive on the streets.
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Vintage Dracula Vampire
Wild looking large rubber Monster Vampire or Dracula doll. The doll has some age to it but I don’t see any manufacturer’s mark. He looks like a character doll but that is just a guess. I can’t figure out who he is supposed to be though he certainly has a vivid look and personality! I’d love to hear from anyone who knows this guys name! The doll is about 21” from head to toe.
It is about 6-¾” across the oversized head, point ear to ear. It is about 3-½” across the skinny waist. The face is lurid and crazed looking. Big yellow and red eyes bulge from the head, pointy nose and flared nostrils are suitably evil, as are the “widows peak” hairline and black eyebrows, not to mention the fangs. The rubber body has point black boots, slim leg pants, and pointed waist white shirt. The long fingers and pointy fingernails are very cool!
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Friday, April 13, 2007
Baby's First Haircut
Your very own baby's snipit of hair made into a beautiful paperweight!
Snipit of hair is embedded into a clear see thru cube! Suspended in beauty forever!
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Diaper Revenge Sale
Has Someone Upset you, or EVER upset you, do you want REVENGE or PAYBACK without them knowing who it is that is doing them in!! Or maybe you wanna play a prank on your buddy for a few laughs or send a College a gift they will always remember and never forget!!
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Marriage Proposal
Buy one professional marriage proposal.
Scared? Nervous? Afraid you'll be rejected? Not sure of what to say?
OR....do you just want to give her (or him) a marriage proposal unlike any other?
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Bravefart Turd Figurine
Motherly Advice
HELP! I lost my job more than a year ago and after paying for my homeless brother’s funeral, I am desperate! This is only a small part of what I need to sell:
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Learn The Powerful Magic Of King Solomon
Learn the Powerful Powerful Magic of King Solomon- Real Magic.
You can learn the secrets of the Worlds richest man!
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France For Sale
Have you ever wanted to rule the world? Well now you can! This auction is to own France for the month of May.
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Cast Get Out Of Work
Get Out Of Work FREE w/a Real FIBERGLASS Short RIGHT Arm Cast, created for training purposes. Used only once by the Instructor who modeled for this, our cast was cut length-wise (on the inside of the arm) through the fiberglass, but not the breathable cotton fabric, to allow for removal and has remained in a non-smoking environment ever since.
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Singer Seeks Band, Studio And...
Up-and-coming college-age soprano country-style singer is seeking bids from bands, recording studios and music agents who are interested in recruiting new singers. Plays minimal keyboard and is attempting to learn guitar; writes lyrics but needs help with creating music and getting recorded.
Would be interested in working as a lyricist. Successful bidders, please submit your contact information and explain what you can offer. You will receive a demo tape and photo.
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1929 No Liquor Served To Indians Bar Sign
MEASURES 11-5 INCHES.SIGN IS ON A LIGHT CARDBOARD.
ON THE BOTTOM IS PRINTED M AND M SIGN CO. DURANT,OK, 1929.
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DIY Boob Job
Handicap M And M
Tonight my wife opened up her bunny mix special edition easter M&M's to find this extraordinary discovery. While eating a few at a time she pulled out this..this... unbelievable looking M&M that is going to change the history of M&M's all over the world. You could be one of the first to hold your own handicap M&M without having to open thousands of bags.
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Virgin Mary River Rock
I found this rock when I was swiming a few years ago. So, let's see what this rock can bring I swear it looks just like the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus.
Is there anyone out there wanting a one of a kind rock.this is not man made at all
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Haunted Malachite
The proof all ghost hunters desire.
As a Paranormal investigator this kind of proof of paranormal evidence is the covenant.
I am offering this rare proof of the existence of elemental presence.
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Tom Jones Autographed Zoot Suit
Nice Used JEAN PAUL GAULTIER Made In Italy Two Piece Black With Grey Pin Stripe Double Breasted Men's Suit.
Autographed By Tom Jones? In Pants And Jacket. (See photos). Maybe Once Owned And Worn By Him?
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Original Medela Breast Pump
I was hoping to get my beautiful wife to model the breast pump since she was the one that used it, but she's currently taking care of the little one, so you are stuck with me. I thought to show how it worked I would go ahead and model it.
So sorry for the hairy chest. The pump works. We included some extra items for you as well as everything else you might need to work it. We used the pump only a couple of months. Yes, of course we have cleaned it. You might be thinking that it's not clean now after being on my chest, but it still is. Here's some details about the pump below. Let me know if you have any questions!!
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Japanese Campbells Soup
Not so "slightly unusual" if you live in Japan. But who really wants to eat "Corn Potage with Double Corn". Full of soup and ready to be displayed in your cabinet. Also comes with a little keychain trinket: a pot that says Campbell's. This might be expired b/c there are a string of numbers on the bottom "06 09 23". Year 2023? Year 2009? 2006?
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Numbers That Will Change Your World!
I don’t know the origins of this deceptively simple number sequence, but I do know that I both celebrate and regret the day the sequence was passed on to me exactly 3 years and 8 months ago.
Since that time I have seen these six numbers in almost everything that I do, every important life choice I have had to make, and every evil befallen me. They have, for better or worse, changed my life.
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X-Ray Of Dogs Hips
This x-ray was taken a few years ago and is of the hips of one of my dogs. Mason is a sweet pit bull that had his leg amputated after he got hit by a car in 1999;
I rescued and adopted him after. He has pretty bad hips (er, hip). It is an interesting, large x-ray. Contact me with any questions!
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Mystery Box
Thursday, April 12, 2007
A Compliment Every Day Of The Year
Ever wake up on the wrong side of the bed, knowing the upcoming day was going to be crappy and pointless. WELL you are bidding on a personalized compliment from me every morning guaranteed to brightened up your would be crappy day! (This is a picture of a woman who went on the once a day compliment program and now she cant wipe that smile off her face.)
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Secret Of Life
What I am offering you today, is something that could simply change your life!
I am offering you the Secret of Life. It isn't anything overly complex, or anything totally crazy, but something that could totally change your life.
This isn't meant to be a scam, just a fun way for me to share the knowledge I have. It can make you happier, healthier and an all around better person.
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Let's F***
It's called "Let's F***", so I won't insult your sensibilities or intelligence by telling you what the aim of the game is.
Suffice to say, if you like being intimate, you'll love this game! Use the spinner to move around the board. Along the way you'll find all sorts of activities to participate in.
When one of your player markers lands on the bed, spin the spinner and start you-know-whating in the position the spinner points to.
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Sanitary Belt Napkins
Up for auction is one vintage MODESS pad.The box indicates to WEAR THE BLUE SIDE OUT.
The box does contain one tabbed sanitary napkin to be used with a sanitary belt.
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Shrimpy Baboon
While dining in a chinese restaurant, my father came across a very peculiar food item.
Was it shrimp, or was it one of those animals you fear you are eating when you get take out?
This fried shimp in the shape of a baboon was found, not created. The sell includes two full shrimps and extra batter.
The profit from this auction will go towards my college education! I hope it makes your day!
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Throwing Dice Made By Prison Inmate
Here's something you don't see everyday!
This is a set of dice made out of prison issue toilet paper!
They were confiscated from an inmate at either Florida State Prison or Union Correctional Institution in Raiford, Florida years ago.
They each measure about 1/2 inch square.
Great for the collector of prison art or just the bizarre!
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Used Worn Scrunch Socks
THIS IS A PAIR OF WELL WORN BLUE/PURPLE.
AEROBIC SCRUNCH SOCKS.
SOFT FOR YOUR COMFORT.
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Handmade Budweiser Flatbed
This is a one of a kind handmade budweiser Flatbed Tow Truck. This truck is highly detailed and light weight and takes many hours to make. Makes a great gift for the collector. The measurements are Length 25 inches, Height 7 inches, Width is 7.75 inches...
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Lamb Of God
I was making hard boiled eggs for my children to color for Easter. I noticed that some of them were cracking, when I pulled one out it had cracked open to look like a Lamb of God! It reminded me of the Easter story! Pick up only due to fragility.
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Cursed Item
I went to a village in Indonesia on a holiday and stumbled upon a man selling Cursed/Jinxed items.
I found it funny and decided to buy one. According to him, he was too poor to find better items to curse, so he cursed this bottlecap.
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Parking Tickets
Buy my parking tickets so my car doesn't get towed!
I have a parking ticket problem! These things stalk me and I can't get rid of them! They keep multiplying and I can't stop them! HELP!!!!
You are bidding on EIGHT parking tickets, worth a total value of $80.00
What an amazing deal!
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Eye Candy
Eating a package of M&M's at work today, out came this candy eye.
Obviously, M&M's has a work force of robots made entirely of chocolate.
This one, sadly, lost his eye in the production process and it ended up in my package.
I don't know what to do. Is it wrong to eat a chocolate robot eyeball if you paid for it?
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My Ding Dong
Mystery Auction For The Ladies
This is a one time only Mystery Auction for the ladies brought to you by SGArtDesigns!
You are bidding on a box and only a box.
Anything else that comes with the box are gifts from me to you.
Gifts may include...
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Cotton Candy!
Open My Treasure Chest
Plans For Shoulder Fired Water Balloon Bazooka
WOW! The Ultimate warm weather toy.
A) SHOOTS 500 PLUS FEET!
B) Take out multiple opponents with one shot.
C) Can easily shoot 3 PLUS BALLOONS at one time
D) Super easy REMOTE FIRE feature.
E) Quick aim SCOPE
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Snapper Turtle Lighted Sign
Lighted 2 sided Snapper lawn mower sign.
Sign is in good condition with no breakage. Colors are bright and clear.
Sign measures 6 feet long x 26 inches tall x 9 inches wide.
If your looking for a hard to find collectible sign or if you sell Snapper products this item would be perfect.
Would be a nice edition to your college dorm room, Garage or Rec Room.
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Aluminum Can Pop Top
THIS ITEM WAS FOUND ON MOON LAKE BEACH FLORIDA ON MARCH THE 22 nd 2007. IT IS ONE OF THE LAST OF ANOTHER ERA,. NOT TO BE USED ANY MORE. IT IS MADE OUT OF ALUMINUM AND VERY PRICEY ON TODAYS MARKET. GOES TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.
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Viagra Tie
VIAGRA TIE!! Men's Necktie Excellent - A MUST SEE!
This is a must-have in the world of ties!
It does not have tags, but it is in excellent condition.
Says "Viagra", "Sildenafil Citrate", and the "Pfizer" on the back.
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Corn Collection
CAROLYN MARK'S CORN!!
MOSTLY VINTAGE, ALL RELATED TO CORN! GET READY FOR A STRANGE AUCTION.
Anyone familair with Carolyn Mark or Neko Case knows that they used to play together in The Corn Sisters. Ever since the beginnings of The Corn Sisters, people have been giving Miss. Carolyn corn.
The time has come for her to part with the corn and move on, and I, Divine Debris Vintage, have been enlisted as The Seller Of The Corn.
This auction is for a unique piece of Canadian & American musical history, if you are an actual corn collector you might find that this corn has seen some country/rock n' roll action.
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Petrified Phallic
Unknown Petrified Fossil Phallic Shape Stick Unusual.
Today we offering this unknown fossil thing. Let me start by saying this is not the standard thing that I usually sell, and I have a small amateur rock collection, but have no clue what this is. This piece came from a VERY advanced collection here in Oregon.
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Barbaro Head Fell Out Of Tree Bark
HELLO.. April 29, 2003-- Barbaro is born May 6, 2006-- Barbaro wins the Kentucky Derby
May 20, 2006-- Barbaro takes Post Position 6 in the Preakness and breaks his leg.
January 29, 2007-- Barbaro is euthanized after suffering for 8 months with complications from his broken leg
March 22, 2007-- Barbaro IS RE-BORN from tree bark!
WELL THAT IS WHAT I SEE ANYWAY... TO EACH HIS OWN...
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Receipt For One Slave
Slave document states: "On or before the 1st of January next, we promise to pay Josiah O. Watson, or order, one hundred and fifty dollars for value received in the hire of a negro Charles who is to be furnished with two full suits of clothes suitable for winter and summer, hat, blanket, shoes & socks; to be treated humanely and employed no other way than common farming and domestic labour." Dated jan 1, 1826 (originally printed 1825 then written over 1826) I can't make out the exact names, it looks like Wm. Campbell , Daniel Morrisite? and Wm. W. Gamy. About 3/34 by 7 1/2 inches. A sad testament to the institution of slavery in this country in the 1800's
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Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Can You Satisfy All Of My Needs?
Now, you too will have the chance to be the best lover ever!
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Pink Let's Get The Party Started!
If you wanna thump & party with me and PINK, turn up your speakers.
I have added a BRAND NEW MP3 PLAYER! Sorry, it's not Pink. But WOW this is an expensive item!
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Shades Of Purple Mystery Auction
This auction has all the items in the Purple family.
Lavender, medium Purple, dark Purples & Plum!
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All That I Have To My Name
What I am selling here is simple, the last piece of bubble gum in a pack of Orbit bubble gum. Yes that is all...a simple piece of gum. The reason you ask?
This is all that I have left to my name. I am a poor, starving student with literally nothing to my name. My bank account has $5.23 and my wallet currently contains $17.25, my drivers license, and Wendy's gift certificate with enough left for one item off the 99cent menu. As a student I have no time for a job, and have run out of ways to make any money while trying to make it though school. I am begging all that watch to bid on this piece of gum, as it is all I have left. You could even be saving my life...
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My Ex-Girlfriend Left This Behind
MY NEW GIRLFRIEND IS KEEP TELLING ME WHY IS THIS BOX FOOL OF YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND STUFF IS STILL IN THE HOUSE??? WHY ARE YOU SAVING THIS JUNK??? DO YOU STILL MISS HER??? I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS IN OUR HOUSE AND ALWAYS GETS MAD WHEN SHE SEE THIS LAYING AROUND!!
SO THE TIME CAME AROUND FOR ME TO GET RID OFF THIS OR I'M GOING TO FIND MYSELF ANOTHER ONE!! WELL MY EX FOR SURE IS NOT GOING TO PICK THIS UP SINCE I HEAR THAT SHE IS IN HAWAII NOW WITH SOME DUDE WHO IS ALL LIKE SPECIAL NOW!!!
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Watch Me Grow
Hello and thank you very much for your interest in my auction. I would like to introduce myself but you see... I have'nt been born yet.
I am 8 weeks old and growing stronger and cuter by the day. My due date is November 9th and I am waiting patiently for my big day to arrive.
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Locked Vintage Suitcase From Estate
A mysterious locked vintage suitcase from an estate auction.
I found this suitcase in the bottom of a box lot I purchased at the estate sale of a local eccentric businessman.
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Dirka Dew
I've listed this can of Mountain Dew with Arabic writing. This can of Mountain Dew comes to you direct from the current war in Iraq. It’s not only a great novelty, but also a symbol of the ever increasing grasp of American commercialism.
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Chicken "Beep" Paints
**Beep's Story**
Beep is one of 6 chicks that we got last spring. When she was a few months old, we noticed that her crop (the chest area that acts as a "pouch" for food) was extended and saggy and floppy.
We separated her and watched her and realized she was regurgitating a lot and was very thin. For the last year we have been visting many different vets, trying to find someone who could help us with Beep.
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Red Neck Wind Chimes
You are bidding on a set of Red Neck Wind Chimes. Really funny. It is a blue wooden wrench that says Red Neck Wind Chimes and four cans hanging from them that say Beer and Beans on them. Cute. Gently used.
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Chipotle Burrito Coins
Collectible metal Chipotle Burriot coins. Years 2000-2004.
Each can be redeemed for a free burrito or any other menu item with extras (meat, guacamole) Approx. Value of each is 9-10 dollars.
But why??? Keep them for your collection.
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Giant French Fry
The pictures say it all. Its a giant french fry from KFC.
It's pretty awesome. You will probably the only one of your friends to have one like it if you win this auction. It was bought on April 5th 2007,
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Ten Neopets Curse Of Maraqua
Monday, April 9, 2007
Become Invisible
Become INVISIBLE!
This is not a toy, a magic trick or a scam.
This is not an illusion, a rip-off or a ninja technique.
No Lies! Become 100% Invisible!
The Secret of Invisibility renders the user completely invisible.
This method is currently in use by the CIA and foreign intelligence agencies.
Don't Scoff! You can go anywhere (at anytime) without being seen.
You're invisible to all you meet... not even a shadow.
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TV Boob Tube Art
Every peice is handmade and one of a kind with a fully functional tv/monitor with a integrated dvd player.
Be the first amoung your friends to have the BOOB TUBE.
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Puppy Dog IQ Test
THIS IQ TEST IS IN EXCELLENT NEW CONDITION AND HAS A STOP WATCH INCLUDED / NEW IN BOX.
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Fireball
You are bidding on a FIREBALL!
Anything else that comes with the Fireball is a free gift.
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Your Very Own Bag Of Hair
Up on the auction block this week is a bag of highly-coveted, freshly-shorn feline fur. Not just any feline fur, mind you, but TYRUS fur.
This is the finest of them all. Why, do you ask? Well let me tell you, starting from the begininning.
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San Andreas California Earthquake Soup
At first glance it looks like a can of Cambell's Soup. The can is just a little bit bigger. The battery in the photo is a AA size. When you shake the can you hear dirt shaking in the can.
Brand: San Andreas. The gold seal in the center of the label says "The Brand Californians Think of First. Since 1906". The label also says "100% NATURAL DISASTER." Net wait (unknown). Now Fortified with iron pyrite.
Enjoy it as a disaster with your meal... or an after dinner aftershock. Directions: Shake violently for fifteen seconds. Repeat often. Contents serve six on the Richter scale. Ingredients:
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Be The First To By This Returning Soldier A Drink
I'm returning home in around 5 months, and now is your chance to buy me a drink when I get home!
All you have to do is purchase one of these opportunities, and I will send you a picture of me drinking in my hometown pub, Arnie's Bar (of Tulsa, OK)!
In addition to the honor of buying a patriot his first drinks and the picture of me consuming them, you will also receive a photo cd chock full of pictures from my tour in OIF.
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Jay Leno On Gulf Beach!
Straight from Manasota Key beach,
on the gulf of Mexico...
a likeness of...
JAY LENO!
Preserved in Florida stone.
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Rudy Giuliani's Diet Coke Can
Would you like to own a potential peice of Presidential memoribilia?
Here you have it!! This is the Diet Coke can Republican Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani drank from on a visit to Des Moines today, April 3rd 2007.
If the price is right, we can try to preserve the remainder of the soda in the can, as he only took a few small drinks out of it.
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Gookies?
Here you have it- the most oddly named cookies from beautiful mainland China. They are orange flavored, tasty cookies made by the "Want Want" company. Want Want foods makes many tasty crackers, cookies, and other snacks
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Bling Bling Stapler
Vintage Funeral Makeup Kit
My Booty
Dog On A Bone
A one in a million! My daughter was eating a turkey neck and when she was finished she said what does this look like? I looked at it and it looked exactly like a dog. Everyone I showed it to said the same thing!
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Lucky Strike Green Cigarettes
Outstanding condition. Ration packaging, no metal foil and no cellophane outer wrapper. Not for consumption.
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Eyes Of A Haunted Doll
Hello there you are looking at a doll I found in my grandmothers attic. She was all full of dust And really dirty.
So I cleaned her up and decided to take her home for my wife. when my wife saw her she freaked out and said that things Scary it's looking right at me. I laughed and put the doll down and walked away. next morning when I woke up the first thing I have noticed was the eyes of this doll it Gave me goose bumps.
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Sunday, April 8, 2007
Everything I Own!
This is it!! Everything must go!! I am moving, changing my life, and want to purge all things from the past!!! I have quality things, from women's professional clothing in larger sizes (16-20W) to electronics and computers, furniture (like a vintage Harry Bertoia Diamond Chair!) tools, sporting goods and tschotchkes!
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Twinkie
Fire Breathing Nun
This auction is for one, rather peculiar, wind-up toy that depicts a ruler wielding nun that shoots sparks from her mouth as she struts forward.
Practically in brand new condition, has barely ever been wound, so the mechanism still works perfectly (don't over-wind) and she still fires sparks from her mouth and walks forward once wound.
Stands 3 1/4" on her tiptoes. A very entertaining piece!
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Gumby And Pokey Celery
Hello! My name is Gumby the Celery -- This is my story.
It all started on breezy, Tuesday night; all was peaceful.
My friends and I were hanging out together having fun, when it happened – we were chosen.
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Pictures Of Candy
Weird Whale
This is a pair of cheetos shaped into a shark and a whale. If you are the winning bidder I will be throwing in a free cheeto sea shell. I have been collecting these items for awhile now and must part with them beacause of moving to a new place that the landlord does not allow animals and he said that included sea life, cheetos or not so I'm passing them along to a lucky collector.
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Spongebob Mystery
I just added a "Skip It" toy!
Come on people! I see 2 watchers....where are those bidders?!
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Cherry Pit Remover
Flesh Stapling Sideshow
The Dark Realm Of DETHCHEEZ's Freak Show.
Up For Bid Is The Secret To A Custom, Gaffed Freak Show Stunt I Designed.
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Two Headed Buffalo?
You are looking at a TWO HEADED BUFFALO!!!! This is newly mounted within the last week.
**This is altered to be a two headed animal. This animal was NOT born with two heads, but I have made it to look flawlessly like a two headed buffalo.**
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Mispackaged Crackers
Here is a cracker that was packaged incorrectly add it to your collection one of a kind.
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Crocodile Head
A 35Cm long very realistic looking Crocodile head, that you can place in a pool, pond or just hide in the garden.
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Saturday, April 7, 2007
Rednex Band For Sale
It's a first - even for show business! A successful pop band with dozens
of international Top 10's and No.1's in over 15 countries is actually for sale.
And we don't mean for sale as in, "hire them for your next festival".
No, we mean completely for sale as in:
IT'S ALL YOURS!!!
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Al Pacino's Worn Shoes
Authentic shoes worn by Al Pacino in the movie " Two For The Money".
These are a pair of Authentic Italian Shoes worn by Al Pacino in the original condition after the last time he worn them in this movie. My company provided all the shoes that were worn in this movie, during a wardrobe change Al Pacino was given a new pair of these shoes and I kept the worn ones. This is a great piece of movie history by one of the greatest American actors of our time!
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Happy Feet Penguin Peanut
You'll go "nuts" and your feet will dance when you own this peanut that looks just like a