Monday, April 30, 2007

Photo Of "Ralph" Spiritual

Photo Of
If you see an image in the clipboard, you will realize the value or the colored digital photo you will receive along with the clipboard...

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The Killers Noose

The Killers Noose
HIGH_QUALITY CRAFTMANSHIP... MANUFACTURED BY US!!! Retired Woodworker!!!!!

Woodworker who makes these use to make HIGH-END CUSTOM FURNITURE!!!!

Picture describes in detail... GREAT FOR STORE, OFFICE OR HOME DISPLAY....

TELL YOUR FRIENDS THIS WAS USED DURING THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS!!

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Cinnamon Toast Crunch Box

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Box
You are bidding on a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Box.

Anything else that comes with it is a free gift from me to you.

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Personal Assistant

Personal Assistant
am a 28 year old male. I live in Grand Rapids Michigan. I am starting my career in stand up comedy. and I am looking for a new job anywhere in the U.S. I have experience in almost everything.

I went to Culinary school for awhile so I know how to cook, I was in the Marine Corps so I am security minded. I have worked in construction for a long time so I can fix anything. I have an awesome sense of fashion when it comes to picking out anything.

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Jesus Skull???

Jesus Skull???
100% OF OUR PROFIT WILL BE USED TO DO GOOD IN OUR LOCAL ENVIROMENT, SINCERELY LIESBETH & ROME.

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You Must Look!

You Must Look!
This auction is crazy I am willing to provide anyboby 8 hours of my services to do what ever job they need me to do. I dont think your employer will let me work an 8 hour shift for you and I won't. Anything outside of your work that you hate doing, love doing, want the attention for your business or your just lazy and dont want to do, Easy, Hard I will do.

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Your Name In Snow In Fresno

Your Name In Snow In Fresno
Your Name In SNOW!!

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20 Dollar Envelope Mystery Game

20 Dollar Envelope Mystery Game
Envelope Mystery Auction!!!

EVERYONE WINS!!!

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Shave My Head

Shave My Head
HAIR TODAY..... GONE TOMMORROW!

New Information...

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Love Swing Mania

Love Swing Mania
Adjustable Straps.

Hanging Hardware Incl.

Instruction Manual Incl.

Fully Assembled.

Padded Supports...

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Sunday, April 29, 2007

American Idol Journal

American Idol Journal
Who cares about the judges?!

Who's Your Favorite Contestant?

You are bidding on one American Idol Journal.

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You Are NOT The Father

You Are NOT The Father
Some of you may know we are adopting a baby Boy Named Alex Who is 14 months old.

He is also my nephew.He has been in foster care since he was 3 months old.

We have had him in our home for about 4 months now.

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17th Century Chastity Belt

17th Century Chastity Belt
Original handmade 17th Century Chastity Belt. Unique collector piece.

Suitable for museums. Own a piece of man kinds barbic history.

Prime example of man's inhumanity to his fellow man.

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Leather Hanging Suspension

Leather Hanging Suspension
Leather Hanging Suspension Wrist Hand Cuffs Bands Cuff.

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Bond Spy Sunglasses

Bond Spy Sunglasses
These are the perfect glasses for those aspiring to be the next James Bond. Wearing them is like having eyes in the back of your head. These cool looking shades allow you to look straight ahead while also seeing what's going on behind you. With these glasses you can discreetly watch someone or see if you are being followed without having to turn around.

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Money Voodoo Doll

Money Voodoo Doll
Didn't have as much money as you would have liked this past holiday?

Don't let that happen again. Now is the time to take control of your finances!

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Desktop P.I.

Desktop P.I.
Find Out The Truth!!

FIND MISSING FRIENDS AND FAMILY!

This software is desired by people all over the world.

Be one of the chosen few!

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Help A Fello Out

Help A Fello Out
10% of the final sale price will support National Alopecia Areata Foundation.

Hi ladies and gents my name is Paul and I have what is called alopecia areta and I need some new hats to cover it up. I keep this hidden from everyone so this is hard for me but I need some new hats to cover it up.

This is me my real picture. I don't even take my hat off ever except for this time. I get mad if someone knocks it off, even at my daughters. So this is a big step for me.

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Lion King Lunchbox

Lion King Lunchbox
You are Bidding on a LION KING LUNCHBOX!!

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Empty Tic Tac Box

Empty Tic Tac Box
I'm selling an empty Tic Tac Box.

That's right, I'm selling an empty Tic Tac Box.

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Love Swing???

Love Swing
Buy your RockHer World Swing here on Ebay.

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Remote Fire Water Balloon Mortar

Remote Fire Water Balloon Mortar
This auction is for the plans only not for the actual Mortar.

Can shoot 400 plus feet …STRAIGHT UP!

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Fetish Mother's Day Gift

Fetish Mother's Day Gift
SUPER SEXY FETISH ALLURE LEATHER CHOKER WITH NAIL HEADS AND RING.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Image Of Jesus

Image Of Jesus
Jesus Wood..

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Children's Unpublished Manuscript

Children's Unpublished Manuscript
This item is being re-listed due to the high bidder's account being used without her permission.

Please e-mail me with questions about length, number of pages, words, etc. before you place a bid.

Also, users with "0" or excessive negative feedback may not bid without contacting me first.

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1924 Coca Cola Calendar

1924 Coca Cola Calendar
Fine condition 1924 Coca-Cola Advertising Calendar is offered with some edge soiling and six tack holes at the corners, including the calendar at bottom.

It measures 11" x 21 1/2" and retains the metal hanging loop on the back.

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Housewives Love Letters

Housewives Love Letters
Here is another sumptuous batch of pencil drawings by the talented and prolific creator of desperate domestic goddesses, Rebecca. This time around, suburban housewives are resigned to writing heart-breaking love letters to their husbands because they have become too entranced with the other housewives in the neighborhood

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Evil Man's Cane

Evil Man's Cane
This medical i.d. bracelet and cane were from a very mean man.

His family didn't know what to do with them so I am selling it for them.

I am also selling his 14kt gold medical i.d. bracelet in another auction.

He wore this bracelet, and it shocked and offended many people.

His cane is scarred from use, especially swatting at animals, people and knocking over objects.

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How Old Am I?

How Old Am I
Guess My Age

$1.00 buys you a chance to submit your guess as to my age.

Just look at the picture and see if you can figure out my age.

You can purchase as many guesses as you would like.

IF you guess correctly...

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Peace Of Mind!

Peace Of Mind!
The winning bidder will receive peace of mind!!!

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Homeless Martian

Homeless Martian
The Homeless Martian

It's name is "Blawp"

(I don't know if it's a boy or a girl)..

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The Greatest Scientific Discovery Ever??

The Greatest Scientific Discovery Ever
What you are about to read will...

Shock some of you,

Scare most of you and...

Amaze all of you.

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Press The Easy Button And...

Press The Easy Button And
get MY FOOT in YOUR A$$!

ONLY THE TOP 5 DUMB ASS AUCTIONS ON EBAY MAKE IT HERE!

THE DUMBASS TEST!

Are you a dumbass? Let's find out!

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Check Your Guests Before They Leave...

Check Your Guests Before They Leave
The Only DOT / CE approved offered at this low price. 6 Month Warrantee.

The highest BAC (Blood Alcohol Concentration) accuracy range available today.

0.00% to 0.40% BAC, Compact and Light weight, No mouthpiece needed, safe to share...

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MsDannielLynnBirkhead

MsDannielLynnBirkhead
The Official Legal name for Anna Nicoles Smith beautiful baby daughter is now Danniel Lynn Birkhead!

We are Presenting an Opportunity of a lifetime for all those involved!

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March Of Dimes

March Of Dimes
This is the opportunity to sponsor me and my son in the March of Dimes Walk America 2007 on Sunday, April 29th, 2007. The weather is supposed to be beautiful, so we will definately have a good time. We will be walking with the Nestle team in Danville, VA.

Each year, the March of Dimes has these walks all around America to raise awareness about prematurity and to raise funds for research. I am so thankful that my son was not born prematurely, and I feel that I owe this all to the March of Dimes.

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Sex Through The Nose

Sex Through The Nose
This Week We Are Offering in eBay.................

A Select Collection of Rare & Historical Books in Sciences, Medicine/Dentistry, and Witchcraft!! (NOTE: Start Monday, April 23rd).

A Select Collection of Antiquarian Medical Instruments...

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Type A + Blood Bottle

Type A + Blood Bottle
Got Blood?

The is the last of some handmade blood bottle necklaces I made for a horror convention.

The "bottle" is handpainted wood with the A+ woodburned into it.

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Teen-Aged Acne Brochure

Teen-Aged Acne Brochure
"Teen-aged? Have Acne?" asks the title of this brochure from Winthrop Laboratories, which subtly promotes their PhisoHex and other products. Subtitled "skin-care and personality pointers", it has section headings like: Why teenagers have acne, See what diet can do, A clue to being a "good conversationalist", and Get out! Do things!

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Deformed Spoon

Deformed Spoon
Here's an old spoon. It's perfectly weird...Found out on Texas farm land, don't know how old it is, but it has a cool patina and a cool story if it could only talk.

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Bill Clinton And Monica Lewinsky

Bill Clinton And Monica Lewinsky
A (caricature) of the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky scandal.

Features a winking Clinton in his office chair and a half-naked, buxom Lewinsky sitting on his lap.

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Haunted Spring From Haunted House

Haunted Spring From Haunted House
Weird Old Haunted Metal Spring From Haunted House

We live in a very old house, where at least 3-4 people have died (yes, it's that old). The most recent death before we bought it was the woman who owned it.

She died in the living room, which had been turned into a bedroom so she could be close to everything she needed as she could no longer go upstairs.

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We've Lost Our Marbles

We've Lost Our Marbles
You are bidding on one used leather marble bag with a couple of stains that will probably come out.

There are no marbles in it.

Nonprofit's Mission Statement

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Money Wreath

Money Wreath
This is a very unique item. It is a money wreath, still in the original package, never opened.

The front of the container has a gold seal that says "Authentic UNITED STATES CURRENCY".

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Biker Dog Vest

Biker Dog Vest
Make your dog proud. Great for bikers dogs.

Fits dogs up tp 25 pounds.

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Mystery Water Cooler Auction

Mystery Water Cooler Auction
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A WATER COOLER BOTTLE FILLED TO THE TOP WITH CHANGE, CASH, POSSIBLY JEWELRY AND OTHER MISC. ITEMS.

LET ME GIVE THE BACKGROUND OF THIS 14in. HIGH, WATER COOLER BOTTLE THAT HAS BEEN SITTING AT MY AUNT AND UNCLES HOUSE FOR THE PAST 30+ YEARS.

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Flaming Hot

Flaming Hot
FLAMING HOT!!! GET YOUR SEXY BACK!!! MYSTERY AUCTION!

THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!

THE FIRST THING THAT WILL GO INTO THE BOX...

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Friday, April 27, 2007

My Autographed Card - WHO AM I???

My Autographed Card - WHO AM I???
Have you ever wished you had an autograph of someone famous or maybe a celebrity?

Something that you can stash away somewhere and years down the road sell it in a time of need and get paid a stack of cash for it?

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Mike Tyson Doll In Jail Suit

Mike Tyson Doll In Jail Suit
Mike is decked out in a prison outfit. This doll was produced around 1993 when mike went to jail.

Mike has a vinyl head and boxing gloves. His body is cloth. It comes mint in original bag.

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Randy The Nickel

Randy The Nickel
RANDY the NICKEL!

Randy the Nickel wants to rule the world. Simple as that. But... he can only do so with YOUR help!

You see... Randy may seem like your everyday kind of USA currency... but he is not. Inside that shiny head of his, he is constantly thinking of ways he can achieve world domination. Of course, as his owner, you will also reap the benefits of his master plan. If he does indeed achieve world domination, you will also have a place of power in his new world.

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Security Envelope

Security Envelope
Up for grabs is this plain white security envelope and whatever may come in it or with it. This beauty is a no. 10 measuring 4 1/8 inches by 9 1/2 inches made with only the finest quality recyclable paper. This fine piece of mailing equipment was made in the USA in Chattanooga,TN. by the Top Flight, Inc..

This little beauty has a thousand and 1 uses. Unfortunately I haven't gotten bored enough to think of them all, but hears a few: Paper airplane(hey, it's made by Top Flight, Inc., it should fly pretty good, as long as you fold it right), mailing a letter (theres one you don't see everyday-or do you?),

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Acrylic Partial Lower Denture

Acrylic Partial Lower Denture
A PARTIAL LOWER DENTURE

WITH STAINLESS STEEL CLASPS!

"NEW", NEVER BEEN USED!

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Jason Mercury Mask

Jason Mercury Mask
Here we have up for bid's another great product made by MMFX.. Every mask is made with love & care, painting is done in layers to add depth & realism to each & every piece that comes from MM. Most of the time are pictures can never do our products justice but we try our best to get you some ok quality photo's. As always the mask in the picture is the exact one you will receive, we do not use catalog photo's for any auction.

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Iraqi Hand Made Knife And Sheath

Iraqi Hand Made Knife And Sheath
OFFERED FOR SALE A HAND MADE KNIFE FROM IRAQ.

THIS KNIFE WAS PURCHASED BY MY HUSBAND FROM A VENDOR WHEN HE WAS IN IRAQ.

IT IS ALL HAND MADE AND CARVED. THE ARTIST HAS SIGNED THE BLADE. I AM NOT SURE WHAT THE HANDLE IS MADE OF.

PLEASE VIEW THE PICTURES AND VIEW THE QUALITY FOR YOURSELF. IN THE PICTURES IT APPEARS BLUE, BUT IT IS SILVER.

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My Ex-Girlfriend's Photos

My Ex-Girlfriend's Photos
Some of my x-girlfriend photos collection.

instant digital delivery straight to your email address!

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Smog Sculpture LA

Smog Sculpture LA
A small cup of Los Angeles smog, freshly harvested in April 2007.

This art work consists of atomized particles of Los Angeles pollution and minute quantities of natural debris such as pollen and soil.

Own a quantity of powdered real estate from a world-class city, and the birthplace of the film industry.

Be the first to add this conceptual gem to your art collection.

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Spanking Paddle

Spanking Paddle
Up for auction is this vintage wooden spanking paddle.

It has different various writing and decorations on it.

The paddle has a date of Fall 1977 written on it.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

1 Of 10 Commandments From Lake St. Clair

1 Of 10 Commandments From Lake St. Clair
Yes, I have broken 1 of the 10 Commandments, and I wish to send it to you as the top bidder. I wrote which commandment I broke on this Rock straight from Lake St. Clair in Michigan.

And you'll receive one free gift of what will be wrapped around this Rock only once, if you are the highest bidder with the correct written commandment I broke. So think hard and you'll be the big winner.

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Homecooked Meal And Deal!

Homecooked Meal And Deal!
Homecooked Meal And Deal In The Heart Of The Bluegrass!

Picture it: horses, history, and beautiful sunsets in heart of the lush bluegrass country.

Enhance your experience with a homecooked meal and a homegrown girl's guide to the sites.

I am offering the lucky bidder one turkey dinner with all the trimmings and a day of Kentucky living from a local's perspective.

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Ring Of Wealth

Ring Of Wealth
HAUNTED EGYPTIAN GYPSYS RING OF WEALTH!

When the mind is no longer seeking...

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ET Returns

ET Returns
So there I was, at my favorite restaurant, Chef Jose's, ordering my favorite breakfast, an enchilada with a side of Cheetos.

In between the crunching I thought I heard somebody say "fewn hewm."

I looked around thinking Nancy Grace had come in, but she hadn't.

I crunched some more, and now it was clearly sounding like "phone home."

I looked down at the Cheeto I was about to eat and I couldn't believe my eyes.

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Shipping Peanut Needs A Home

Shipping Peanut Needs A Home
Will Someone Find Me A Home?

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Check Out My Little Hottie

Check Out My Little Hottie
NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS, IS IT.

MY LITTLE HOTTIE IS...

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Aluminum Foil Ball With...

Aluminum Foil Ball With...
AN ALUMINUM FOIL BALL WITH A MYSTERY GIFT INSIDE. FROM A SMOKE FREE HOME... ALL BUYERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SHIPPING CHARGES WHICH WILL BE DETERMINED BY LOCATION...

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Honey?

Honey?
This is an old jar of honey that my parents found waaaay in the back of the cabinet as they are getting ready to move to their new home. The label says Pure Honey...

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Sexy Lips Sent To You

Sexy Lips Sent To You
I need some extra money to get to New York this summer!!

I will send a postcard in June from New York City with a juicy, sexy lip print, stating ...

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Figurine From Jim Jones Estate

Figurine From Jim Jones Estate
This rare ceramic Coyote was bought from a collector who acquired this piece from Jim Jones Estate in Jonestown, Guyana right after the suicide massacre took place. I recently acquired this piece and it is in excellent shape.