
So there I was, at my favorite restaurant, Chef Jose's, ordering my favorite breakfast, an enchilada with a side of Cheetos.
In between the crunching I thought I heard somebody say "fewn hewm."
I looked around thinking Nancy Grace had come in, but she hadn't.
I crunched some more, and now it was clearly sounding like "phone home."
I looked down at the Cheeto I was about to eat and I couldn't believe my eyes.
VIEW AUCTION HERE