Sanjaya Malakar American Idol
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Friday, March 30, 2007
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Jesus Christ Face Appears
GODS SON JESUS CHRIST ? FACE HAS APPEARD ON MY CASH RECEIPT. I had this receipt in a box in the attic. It was there for a number of years. Three months ago I was looking for something in a box. When I came across this receipt.
When I opened it up to look at it I saw most of the writing was gone. It is hot up there in that attic. I could see that the carbon had smuged on the paper. I was getting ready to throw it away when I saw a spot that cought my eye. I turned it on it's side and an image came to light of the face of CHRIST!
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Rehab Britney Spears With Free Scissors
Comes with Long Hair - Ready to Be Buzzed Off!
SORRY THIS DOLL IS PROZAC FREE. FRESH OUTTA REHAB. BUT IT WON'T LAST LONG.
YOU WILL HAVE TO CHECK THE DOLL BACK IN WITHIN 7 DAYS.
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Heart Shaped Box
THINK CHIVALRY EXISTS IN TODAY'S WORLD? HOW ABOUT ROMANCE OR TRUE LOVE OR LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR EVEN FATE AND DESTINY? WOULD YOU CARE TO BID ON THAT?
WELL I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THE SADDEST (and perhaps most funny.) LOVE STORY GONE WRONG. FIRST THE STORY....
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Happy Mother's Day
DON'T WANT TO GO OUT THIS YEAR TO BY YOU MOTHER A GIFT??? TIRED OF GETTING THE SAME FLOWERS ALL THE TIME??? DON'T WANT TO GET THE SAME GIFT AS YOUR FRIENDS ??? WELL WE HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL SET FOR YOUR MOM AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE FUN WE PUT SOMETHING INSIDE THAT WILL SUPRIZE YOUR MOM FOREVER!!! BUT DON'T USK US WHAT? WE WILL NEVER TELL YOU...
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Lizzie Borden Style... Sofa
Selling with no reserve is this fine Victorian/Empire sofa or couch. We've sold many sofas in our 30 plus year career but this one is....well, rather strange. It was sold to us as THE Lizzie Borden sofa. In case you don't know who Lizzie was, just click here and you'll find out..
http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/borden/crime_2.html
Like I was saying, this sofa was represented to us as the Lizzie Borden sofa and we truly beleived it was but we did a lot of reasearch before we listed it and found that although very, very similar, it may not be THE sofa as there are subtle differences in the crime scene photos of the sofa and the one listed here. Here are the facts as we know them....the Lizzie Borden sofa was very likely used after the crime was commited and could still be in exisistence. Some of the furniture in the house at 92 Second St, Fall River, Mass..
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Shenagh Scarf Kafiy
1 Khaffiya Y’Israelit.
Introducing the Khaffiya Y’Israelit which is made of 100% cotton with blue embroidery.
It can be worn in many ways as an accessory, head scarf, neck scarf, tied around your waist.
as a belt or can be worn as wrap. It is also a practical item of clothing ideal to protect you from the sun’s harmful rays.
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Thursday, March 29, 2007
Pot Of Gold
St. Patrick's Day has come and gone, but the leprechaun has forgotten his pot of gold!
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MacGyver Kit
Vulture Cheeto
I couldn't eat him. It wouldn't be right. Everybody loves Cheetos, but we love Vultures even more. I don't know what made me look at this one before I ate it, know it sounds crazy, but I'm sure I heard little Vulture chirping in my ear. (Why me?) He sounded a little hawky, but it was loud enough for me stop eating and look at him. There he was, perched high on a branch. I think this vulture is looking for that Barbaro Cheeto I just auctioned off to sallypierre. He knows that Barbaro kicked the bucket in January, and we know what he will do if he finds him.
Its a miracle that Barbaro came back to us in a Cheeto, another miracle that he was sold for $69, and yet another miracle that this Vulture is coming after him. I only hope this is my last Cheetos miracle. Please don't eat him because, unlike real vultures, this one is 8% total fat, 4% saturated fat and 0% cholestorol. Die-hard fans of Barbaro Cheeto may have noticed that Vulture Cheeto has less fat than Barbaro Cheeto, and that's because this one is from a "naturally baked" bag of Cheetos.
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Satan's Diary
This is the actual diary from the fallen angel, the prince of darkness Satan. I discovered it a month ago while I was taking a walk around the New Jersey pine barrens. I found the diary suspiciously nailed to a tree. Immediately, I removed the diary from the tree.
It was as if Satan himself was in the woods that night because as I read the diary I felt chills down my spine and started to hear demonic voices. I threw the diary down to the ground and started to run, but seconds later I ran back to it and kept it because I knew I came across something that I had to keep.
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Dollar Bill
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Own A Piece Of America's First Public Beach!
ESTABLISHED IN 1896 REVERE BEACH IS AMERICAS FIRST PUBLIC BEACH.. AS WELL AS THE HOME.
OF THE WORLDS MOST FAMOUS ROLLER COASTER OF 1925 "THE CYCLONE".
REVERE BEACH HAS AN AMAZING HISTORY AND YOU CAN NOW OWN A SMALL PIECE OF THAT HISTORY FOR YOUR VERY OWN. I WILL SEND THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION SAMPLES OF THEVERY BEACH YOU SEE IN THESE PICTURES. IT WILL COME WITH A REALLY NICE CAPPED GLASS FLASK AS WELL AS PIECES OF SHELLS, STONES AND SEAWEED. I WILL ALSO INCLUDE A "HISTORY OF REVERE MAP/PAMPHLET".
PLEASE CHECK OUT THE HISTORY OF THIS BEACH AND YOU WILL SOON REALIZE THAT TO OWN A PIECE OF IT IS TO OWN A PIECE OF AMERICAN HISTORY. THE SAMPLE YOU WILL RECIEVE MAY DATE BACK TO THE 1800's AND WILL CONTAIN SAND AND MINERALS FROM SHORES OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.
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Dinosaur Egg
Found in a dark, scary cave located on a small, misty island somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle - exact location unknown.
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Funny Cats Need Help
I Don't think that first one is a cat, But its funny looking. Please Help. myfunnycats.com is a new web site venture my family is starting. We need your help with pictures and video of your funny cats. This auction is for advertising space on our web site for 1 Month not your submissions.
Submissions are free. You can either send them to me through ebay messenger or email them to meow@myfunnycats.com If you would like to place an add, please bid on this auction, You will get you add placed near the top of the web page. Go to myfunnycats.com and you will see the reserved space. We appreceate your support and please visit the website often, we will update it as much as possable. Thank you....
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Cheetos Doggie
A really weird item. This is a cheeto shaped like a dog. My son found it in a bag today and I couldn't believe how much it resembled a small dog. Why would you want this? I don't know, maybe you collect strange and weird stuff or maybe you want to start a collection but one things for sure, you will not believe your eyes. This is 100% real and straight out of a cheeto bag. Please look at the picture for details but please note: although it looks like a real dog it's not. It's actually a cheeto!
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Alien Circus Sideshow
ORIGINAL ALIEN CIRCUS SIDESHOW FREAK GAFF. AREA 51/ ROSWELL NOW FOLKS THIS IS NOT A REAL ALIEN BUT IT WAS ONCE A LIVING CREATURE. THIS IS A MUSEUM QUALITY DISPLAY. LOOK AT THE ALIENS FACE EYES AND MOUTH. AS YOU CAN SEE THIS ALIEN HAS HAD AN AUTOPSY DONE ON IT TO SEE WHAT IT REALLY WAS. SEE THE STITCHING UP THE MIDDLE. THIS COMES WITH 2 FRONT PAGE ARTICLES FROM THE ROSWELL DAILY RECORD, FROM JULY 8 & 9 1947.
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Dog Face Hood Blindfold Mask
Wife Will Not Let My Bonehead Purchase...
Wife Will Not Let My Bonehead Purchase go away. We went to a flea market and I was so excited that I purchased this conehead beer can for 10.00. All the way home I bragged about my purchase. When I got home my wife googled the can and found out it was fake. She has been making fun of me since. Please help me show here there is some value in my poor judgement. I can't believe the guy at the flea market kept a strait face...
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Prehistoric TV Remote Control
10 Million Years Old!
Fred Flintstone Model!
THIS IS A RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT!.....
THIS IS A NATURAL ROCK THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A TV REMOTE CONTROL..
NOTICE IT ONLY HAS "ONE BUTTON"
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Kama sutra Oil Of Love
Rub a few drops of this magical potion wherever desire leads you. Slippery to the touch, warm to the skin and irresistible to the tongue, these delicately scented oils arouse your lover with a tingly glow. Each edible water based oil washes away easily, leaving only the sweet memory of a lingering touch 3.4 oz
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A Little Pick Me Up
The Pick Me Up Mystery Box!!!
Have you had a Bad Day???
Have you had a Bad Week???
Have you thought to yourself that you need something to pick you up???
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I'm Shoe Horn-y
You are Bidding on One White, Plastic, Lonely, Little Ol' ShoeHorn! Can you give this poor little guy a home with lots of shoes to satisfy his "shoe-horn-y" needs?
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Bill O'Reilly On Toast
This ASTONISHING picture of BILL O'REILLY mysteriously appeared on this 100% genuine slice of TOAST (white-bread, of course)!!
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Truster Lie Detector Software
ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED FOR THE ISRAELI MILITARY.
TRUSTER SOFTWARE IS NO LONGER MANUFACTURED FOR PUBLIC SALE.
I'VE GOT ONE OF THE LAST REMAINING SUPPLIES.
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Monday, March 26, 2007
My 7 Deadly Sins
Welcome to my 7 deadly sins Mystery Auction.
This is a huge sinfully awesome auction for you!
This auction is based on the 7 deadly sins.
The winner of this auction is sure to be sinfully happy!!!
THIS AUCTION STARTS OUT WITH 7 AWESOME GIFTS ALREADY INCLUDED.
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Be My Number One Friend On MySpace
Be my number one MySpace friend for a year! Over 12,000 page views!!! I have incredible traffic on my page: myspace.com/playmateshaune, and you or your company can be my top friend for a year! Fabulous exposure on a top page with heavy traffic! I will plug you or your company periodically in my headline, post a couple of your photos, and your page will enjoy lots of hits and new friends, guaranteed! No reserve!
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Metal Plate From My Arm
I am selling something that was very close to me for a long time,
unfortunatley we had a bit of a falling out.
and can't seem to get back together again.
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Online Dating Guide
Table of Contents
Are you ready for online dating?
Building your online dating profile
The perfect picture....
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Bullie Bag
Very unique and absolutely bizarre but a must for your collection. Chihuahua Bullie Bag.
Saco de Toro, genuine bull scrotum from an very, large bull. Bullie bag has been preserved and has been outfitted with a leather cord for hanging.
Great for hanging dried flowers or just stuff. A conversation piece. No two alike.
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Pamper Your Tush
An unopened, sealed package of Pampers.
Anything that comes with the Pampers is my EZ $tyle gift to the winning bidder. Music is for entertainment purposes. It has been purchased and is copyrighted to the respectful owner.
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Mystery Dog Basket
HELLO AND WELCOME TO MYSTERY AUCTION FOR DOGS AND DOG LOVERS!
AFTER SAYING THAT IVE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH!
WORTH MORE THEN WHAT YOU WILL PAY FOR!
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dinner With Me And Kylie Ireland
In support of our good friend Nikki Hunter I, Ginger Lynn along with my best friend Kylie Ireland are auctioning off a dinner with the two of us. You are responible for getting yourself to Los Angeles for the dinner. This is and evening of fun - not of naughty nature.
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Name This School
You are bidding on an opportunity to give an upcoming school a name.You can name it with your own complete name or initials, somebody else's name in his or her honor, your Company's initials or full name or simply with your favorite Saint , flower or place...Name it to your heart's content!
I am a certified Montessori Teacher who intends to put up a Preschool/Kindergarten Montessori Schoolhouse this Fall. Last year, my dream of being able to purchase a property for this project came true. I have a two-family home, each with 1140 sq.ft. living area and covered porches on a .32 acre lot with a nice backyard that's very spacious for a playground. The school site is strategically located as it is within walking distance to the center of town, right beside a big public elementary school, a few steps away from the local hospital, and just a little over a mile away from a retail giant and a shopping plaza. Support and services are found locally in town as Claremont is a primary economic center for the region. It has very good access to local parks and recreational areas (with baseball stadium, basketball courts, and public playground).
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Lv Who Knows What Else
OK, MAYBE YOU REMEMBER ME, MAYBE YOU DON'T.....MAYBE YOU MISSED ME, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T...
BUT I'M BACK AFTER A LONG ABSENCE DUE TO WORK ISSUES AND I AM READY TO OFFER AUCTIONS THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!!!
NOT SURE IF I WANT TO START OUT BIG OR SMALL, I GUESS THAT WILL DEPEND ON YOU'ALL!!!
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Haunted Evil Doll
THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!!
SHE IS HAUNTED AND MY FAMILY WANTS HER GONE!
Where it began....
We moved to NC in 2001 and rented an old house out in the country. Kind of small but the attic had been redone to make one huge master bedroom. Our first night there I did not sleep well. I kept hearing giggles and told my husband the next morning the place was haunted. He told me it was all in my head.
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300 Original Painting
"300" Spartans
Prepare for Glory
Original painting unique captures the main character in the Movie "300".
This is an auctual scene painted from the movie.
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One Of A Kind Lobster
You are looking at the Rarest Lobster in the WORLD!
You will Never see another one painted like this.
It's here for you for the next 10 days, and 10 days only.
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Cursed Wire Hanger
I got this hanger from a freind of a freind. She said that she couldnt sleep at night because she was hearing noises coming from her closet. So she packed all of her clothes up in boxes, and left only the wire hangers hanging in her closet. she said she still heard things, she heard only the rattling of wire hangers, and when she went to take them out to keep them from rattling, she saw this one shaking, moving all the others. She threw the hanger in her garbage can and told me the story the next day.
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Little Miss Naughty
Oh my - check out this little doll for grown ups - Miss Naughty™ - definitely NOT the kind of girl you want to take home to meet mum! (Maybe the kind of girl some would want to take home when mum wasn't there though...)
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Learn To Breakdance
Digital delivery only: This is a digital item. Digital delivery information provided by the seller will be made available immediately upon payment.
File type and requirements: The File is macromedia flash animation. You will probably have macromedia flash player installed on your computer if you don't it can be downloaded free from www.macromedia.com. The file should run on all PC's. File size is 1.2Mb. You will be sent an email with details of how to download your item within a few minutes of me receiving payment. If you don't receive it please check your email spam box before contacting me.
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Burger King Dessert Box
Have it your way!
Up for bids is a perfect example of the portability of scrumptious desserts!
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Snap, Crackle, Pop
Auctions on eBay have sold the strangest things from popcorn to the Virgin Mary on toast.
Can it get any stranger that that?
Yes it can!
You are bidding on a 1.38 box of Kellogg's Cocoa krispies.
(Not for human consumption).
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Lie Detector
ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED FOR THE ISRAELI MILITARY.
TRUSTER SOFTWARE IS NO LONGER MANUFACTURED FOR PUBLIC SALE.
I'VE GOT ONE OF THE LAST REMAINING SUPPLIES.
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Dr. Natura Colonix
JOIN IN WITH ME, AND MANY, MANY OTHERS TO CLEANSE OUR INNER BODY DURING THIS 2007TH YEAR!
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Whistle
My Stone Cold Heart
Exsistence is a minuscule footprint in time. Death.....death will be infinite. Live it UPPP!!!
You will recieve from me, my very own Stone Cold Heart.
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A Moment In Time
This auction is going to FILLED with Timeless Gifts!
These Gifts are going to be Fabulous!
These items will make you relax!!!
$$$ Will Make you SHOP!!! $$$
Will Put some BLING BLING on your BODY!!!
YOU will WANT this auction!!!
There will be SEVERAL Gifts in this auction that will be WELL worth it...
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Traveling Animal Crackers
MYSTERY AUCTION FANATICS TRAVELING ANIMAL CRACKER TCA-M
From traveling pants to traveling gnomes, eBay has seen it all! Or has it?
I introduce to you The Traveling Box of Animal Crackers!!!
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A Little Sweet, A Little Sour
This only happens once in a lifetime and it has happened to me today!!!
I pulled into the drivethrough....
I ordered what I always order and GUESS WHAT!!??!!??
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Saturday, March 10, 2007
PMS Warning Flip Book
WHAT A GREAT GAG GIFT FOR THE WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE.
THIS BOOK HAS OVER 40 PAGES OF FUNNY SIGNS.
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Red Neck Wind Chimes
THIS IS A SET OF TWO GAG GIFTS FOR YOURSELF OR YOUR RED NECK FRIENDS. THE WIND CHIMES I CARRY IN NAT LITE, COORS, OR MILWAUKEE. THE HORN IS A RIOT AND EVERYONE WILL GET A KICK OUT OF IT.
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Garlic Earrings
Great for the garlic lover, or to keep vampires away!
Pierced earrings made of REAL GARLIC.
They have been coated with shellac or something like that to preserve them.
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He Left Me For My Best Friend
YOU ARE BIDDING ON TODAY IS A CARDBOARD BOX AND ONLY A BOX!!WHATEVER ELSE IS INSIDE THIS BOX IS MY FREE GIFTS TO YOU!! I KNOW EVERYTHING I HAVE TO OFFER WILL PLEASE ANYONE FOR WOMEN AND MEN!!
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Lucky Bingo Dauber
Let me tell you the story of the Lucky Dauber and then you can decide if you are the one who must have it!!
I've been playing bingo for YEARS and was just one of those hopefuls. Don't get me wrong, I've gotten a few Bingo's over the years but nothing really to brag about. Well one Saturday night I had just gotten my cards and sat next to this women whom I'd seen many times before but was always alone and I'd never seen her talking with anyone. As I sat down she gave me the sweetest smile I'd ever seen.
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From Mack To Margaret
If someone wants a weird note and bullet/slug to frame for a conversation piece - this is for you! It's both funny and sad... The paper is tattered and torn, is yellow and brittle from age, and has to be handled very carefully because it crumbles when touched... See slug in picture...
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The Fetish Auctions
Take A Peek: The Fetish Auctions
is pointing at you!
OWN THIS TOP LEVEL DOMAIN!
Imagine owning this domain for promoting your Ebay Store or Auctions!
Current content is a placeholder only and will be romoved upon auction ending.
Upon purchase, domain is transferred to you to do what you will.
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Be In Our Show
Have you ever wanted to be an Internet Superstar...
an Internet Phenomenon?
Search no longer, now is your chance! You can be a supporting character in the hilariously home made podcast, TEAM SAFARI!
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March Madness
The Ides of March Mystery Auction.
It's March Madness in basketball (which I LOVE).
But, I also love Shakespeare (although I'm sure Shakespeare would not particularly like to rock to the song playing).
turn those speakers up and thump just give it a few seconds and the song will start playing.
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Kiss Me I'm Irish
Welcome to my KISSY Mystery Auction!
After all, aren't we all a little IRISH right now?
So pucker up and get ready to BID!
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Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Name My Baby Girl
MY FAMILY AND I CANT AGREE ON A NAME.
SO I AM RELYING ON YOU.
I WILL USE WHATEVER NAME YOU CHOOSE.
I WILL THEN SEND YOU A COPY OF HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO PROVE IT.
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Mysterious Coach Shopping Bag
GET READY LADIES!! THIS COACH MYSTERY AUCTION IS BIGGER AND BADDER THEN EVER BEFORE!!! IT'S ROUND 4!! I THOUGHT SINCE THE LAST 3 AUCTIONS WENT SO WELL I DECIDED TO LIST THIS AGAIN FOR ONE LAST TIME AND TO SEE IF I CAN TOP MY LAST COACH AUCTION AND TO MAKE THIS ONE BETTER THEN EVER!!! WITH MORE COACH FOR EVERYONE!!!
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Totally Crazy
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIT WITH SOMETHING SO HARD??? WE ALL HAVE... WELL THIS IS GOING TO BE A PICKER UPPER FOR SOMEONE WHO LOVES AND NEEDS TO BE PAMPERED!!! 1ST THE RULES...
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Yam Crazy
$5,000 Sweet Potato
The facts
+ Very Old
+ Made of wood
+ Some call it a Yam
+ Frightens small children and pets
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Bank Truck
YOU ARE BIDDING ON MY DIECAST METAL COLLECTIBLE BANK TRUCK-ITS A REPLICA OF 1931 HAWKEYE-CATERPILLAR. THIS TRUCK MEASURES 7 INCHES LONG AND 3 INCHES TALL. BLACK AND YELLOW WITH CATERPILLAR SPECIAL SALES DEVISION EST. 1931 CAT SUPPLIES DIESEL POWER TO THE WORLD ON THE TRUCK. AND ONLY THIS COLLECTIBLE BANK TRUCK!! ALL OTHER GIFTS ARE FROM ME TO YOU!
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Mystery Florida Mousehole
A Wonderfull Orlando Getaway!!
Including a MouseHole box with gifts inside worth over $3,000!!!
SO!!! Whats in this Mystery Mousehole ? ? ?
For some, it could be long overdue!
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Pilsbury Dough
Dear Friends:
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, and many others. The graveside was piled high with flours. Longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
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Help Me Get There
Hi there! well, about a week ago my boyfriend told me he was going to boot camp because he joined the army. I was upset because I won't see him for a while while he is in training but pretty proud of my brave fellow. I want to go see him in May when he graduates but am short of cash...
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Joke Urinal
GREAT PARTY ITEM! This will hang anywhere....and looks just like the real thing. Try serving mixed nuts in it at your next party.....when people come in you can be snacking from the urinal...a great gag gift and attention getter....will even fit on the car....mounts anywhere....light weight but looks like the real thing. When I was listing this item and had taken the picture . and it was lying on the table....my wife came in and said " What are you doing with that?" not realizing it was fake......you will love this one.A tiny Small nail with head will be included with Urinal for a stronger hold just tack the nail through the upper part of the round top of the Fake Urinal No one will notice it..
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Bimbo Bread
That's Right Folks! Up for bid is this World Famous Bimbo Bread!! (This bread is not meant for consumption and is intended as a novelty item only!)
This is the bread of the Stars! Bimbo's from across the nation have rushed supermarkets everywhere because of this amazing bread! Now you can have a slice of the errrmmm BREAD! Heck we will give you the whole loaf!
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Sunday, March 4, 2007
Human Head On A Stick?!
THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING...
WE FOUND THIS IN A GERMAN ANTIQUE SHOP A LONG TIME AGO IN THE EARLY 1970'S OUTSIDE OF STRASBURG. IT'S A NATURAL FORMED PIECE OF WOOD THAT LOOKS LIKE A SCREAMING MAN. THE ONLY THING CARVED THE INSIDES OF THE EYES. THE REST HAS BEEN CARVED BY NATURE. THE PIECE IS APROXIMBLY 100- 150 YEARS OLD. IT TRUELY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM RIPLEY'S BELIEVE OR NOT.
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Personal Future, Fortune Card
This is the ultimate Fortune telling Card. An old woman with the Gift makes three predictons that will GUARANTEED come true!
If you can proof to us that the predictions on this card will not come true we will give you DOUBLE your money back.
While this is a Novelty / Gag Item the Guarantee is genuine and so are the predictions!
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Bang Toilet Seat Gag!
EXPLODING TOILET SET GAG
"EXPLODING TOILET SEAT GAG THIS LITTLE DEVICE HOOKS UP UNDER YOUR TOILET SEAT COVER. WHEN YOUR VICTIM COMES IN TO USE THE TOILET ,THEY LIFT UP THE SEAT COVER.
A VERY LOUD EXPLOSION SCARES THE SH*T OUT OF THEM . GOOD THING THERE NEXT TO THE TOILET."
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Shimmer's St. Patty's Day GYN Visit
ADVERTISE YOUR LOGO ON MY CHEST WHILE I ATTEND MY YEARLY PAP SMEAR & EXAM & THEN PARTY THE NIGHT AWAY ON ST. PATTY'S DAY.
Last year I rode to Dr. Jelly Finger's in style & caused confusion and disorder in Broward County.
EVERYONE is out and about partying their azzes off on St. Patty's at all the Irish bars & pubs...
Everywhere I go & Everyone I counter on this festive day will receive one of your promotional items (shirts, hats, etc..)
I'm not shy...
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Help Us Search For A Home
HELP US FIND OUR DREAM HOME!!!
MY FIANCE AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 6 YEARS!
SO THE REASON WE ARE POSTING THIS AUCTION IS TO SELL THESE WHITE RIBBONS.
WE ARE GETTING MARRIED IN 6 MONTHS!
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Help Me! I've Lost My Mind!
Ok folks, I've think I've done it.
I've totally lost my mind and selling my memory!
Yes, it's true. You are bidding on SGArtDesigns memory and hope you can use it to fill it with lots of info for it to remember.
Yes, this is a totally bizarre auction and my mind has lost it.
Please be kind and help restore my memory by bidding!
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What's New Pussy Cat?
THIS AWESOME BAND IS DEBUTING THEIR FIRST ALBUM SHORTLY AND I THOUGHT I WOULD DO A MYSTERY AUCTION TO HELP THEM GET THE WORD OUT.
THERE ARE 10 TRACKS ON THE DISC AND EACH TRACK HOLDS A CLUE TO EACH OF THE ITEMS INCLUDED.
I WILL START OFF TELLING YOU THAT TRACK ONE IS TITLED "SHE LEFT HER HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO MUSIC COMPANY!!!
INTERESTING HUH? IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER TOO..
STAY TUNED FOR NEW TRACK LISTINGS WHICH HOLD MORE CLUES ABOUT WHAT IS INCLUDED.
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My Chest
Would you like to get your hands on my chest?
Did you miss it the last time?
Here is your chance with a twist!
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Saturday, March 3, 2007
Hot And Sexy
All new, never used items.
No fashion jewelry or dollar store items.
Babyphat backpack anything else I add is a gift from me to you.
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Online Dating Guide eBook
Table of Contents
- Are you ready for online dating?
- Building your online dating profile
- The perfect picture
- Online Dating Tips for Men
- Ideas for the First Date
- Creating the perfect profile header
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Feeling Lucky
Well, as you get ready, make sure you use your SHOWER RADIO/MP3/4 PLAYER while lathering up.
And your LUCKY CHICK perfume after toweling off.
Remind him to use his FEELING LUCKY fragrance set for men.
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A Couple Of Jugs
Human Freak Show
SHOCKING....HILARIOUS!
Over 1000 Videos and Photos that
will shock you!!!
Over 450+ videos alone.
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Sellling My Husband's Mustang
You Are Bidding On My Husbands Red Mustang
Some Men Just Love Collecting
Watches, Rings, Keychains, Money Clips, Sports Items, and I am sure the List Goes On.....
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Nut Ass
New Hampshire Vanity Plate
This is an awesome New Hampshire vanity plate. What a great conversation piece for your bar or recreation room. Has the Old Man of the Mountains scene and WAX JOB Live Free or Die. Neat plate.
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One Night In A Haunted Mansion
This is NOT for fun-loving thrill-seekers, but those who desire serious paranormal activity. Beginners are welcome, though, and will be trained.
This is the oldest and, perhaps, most haunted mansion in Asheville, North Carolina: the Smith-McDowell House.
Joshua P. Warren is the President of L.E.M.U.R. and author of numerous books like Simon & Schuster’s How to Hunt Ghosts and, of course, Haunted Asheville. You may have seen him on Discovery, Travel, TLC, History, or heard him on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory/Art Bell. He also hosts Speaking of Strange Saturday nights on Clear Channel’s News Radio 570.
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Travel Europe With Me
I am backpacking through Europe for 6 months starting on March 8th 2007 and I want you to experience Europe with me from the comfort of your own home! I'll be visiting the following countries/regions: England, Wales, Ireland, Scotland, France, Holland, Belgium, Germany, Austria, Italy, Greece, Czech Republic, Switzerland, Spain, Portugal and Morocco (with possible side trips to Poland, Norway, Sweden, Finland). This includes holidays like Spain's La Tomatina (see picture) and Ireland's Saint Patrick's Day! For a small winning bid you can armchair your way through Europe like a pro!
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The Ol' Lefthander
JOE NUXHALL HELLO!
Are you a Reds fan? Pepsi collector?
Or maybe you just love Baseball!!!
Well, this mystery auction just might be for you.
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Hot Pink Flamingo
This mystery auction is all about females and includes all shades of the pink family, spring & summer colors like lime green, yellow, kelly green, baby blue, hot pink...etc....
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The Golden Bag
The Golden Bag of Treasures Mystery Auction.
rules: under ebay's rules this is not a charity, fundraising, or gambling type auction....fully compliant with ebay rules.
you are bidding on this gorgeous brand new gold bag bundle. here are the specifics of this bag:
#1. you can't see it because it's a surprise.
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Narcotics Anonymous Women's Shirt
A nice ladies' sleevless T. Has a "V" neck, size (L). Says large (Looks not so large to me) I guess women's clothes are decieving. The theme is New Way of Life from?????. A few years ago for sure...
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Friday, March 2, 2007
Got Milk???
Get these hillarious "boobies" to place nearly anywhere you like. Sculpted breasts are made from polymer clay and say "GOT MILK? "
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Condom Earrings
Great to use as a "gag gift" for someone. I am not selling these to be used as a condom and do not recommend that you use them for anything but "a gag". The exp date on them is 2-7-02. You will receive a case of 12 boxes of earrings.
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Are you as sick of seeing pregnant women having to do a paternity test on 2,3,4,5... and the list goes on and on and on? Is ANYONE concerned about A.I.D.S.? If they don't care about whether or not they get any S.T.D.'s, don't they care about the baby they're bringing into the world? I hope these earrings will remind these people to be CAREFUL!
Dog Tooth
This is a tooth that came from my 14 year old dauschund, weiner dog. It is in bad condition as she was getting her teeth cleaned and it had to be pulled. It would make a great replacement tooth for your dog if he or she is in need of an upper tooth. It could also be a great educational tool for your kids to help remind them to brush.
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Real 4 Leaf Clover
This is a real natural pressed 4-leaf clover. This is a rare item. Luck will follow you wherever you go when you own this 4-leaf clover.
In Celtic cultures, particularly in Ireland, clover has long been considered lucky. The rare four-leaf clover is viewed as particularly powerful. Today both Shamrocks (three-leaf clovers) in Ireland and four-leaf clovers in the US and Europe are seen as powerful good luck charms.
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Periodic Table Of Sex
PLEASE, NOTE: It is important to realize that images on the internet do not posses a high degree of image accuracy and therefore do not represent the true depth of color, quality, and resolution of these wonderful posters.
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Topless Pig
THIS IS A PLASTIC PIG OR POLY RESIN TOPLESS STATUE,SUCH A GREAT GAG GIFT OR FOR THAT PIG LOVER COLLECTOR.THIS ONE IS A MUST,GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT IS A SHOWER HOG.
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Get Yourself A Piece Of The Rock!
Get yourself a Piece of the Rock - The Rocky Mountains that is...From above Boulder, Colorado, in Left Hand Canyon. First it was Colorado Snowballs, Now it's a Piece of the Rock from a rock slide! We were driving west in Left Hand Canyon on a rare warm Sunday afternoon on February 25, 2007, and saw some of these rocks falling, and stopped to pick a few up.
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Beer Me I'm Irish
A classic original for the especially if you are Irish.
You are bidding on a size adult LARGE, white, 100% cotton t-shirt. Sizes S,M,LG and XL available.
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Cancun Beach White Sand
From Cancun Mexico beach for you.
Real white sand from Cancun, Mexico Beach.
Bottle of aprox. 700gr or aprox. 24 oz
I just came from my wonderful vacation in Cancun, I took this picture on this last Saturday during the sunrise in front of the Hotel zone beach, just in front of my Hotel.
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50 Thousand Dollar Potato
$50,000 Sweet Potato
The facts
+ Very Old
+ Made of wood
+ Some call it a Yam
+ Frightens small children and pets
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Levitation System
Learn how to make a borrowed playing card float from hand to hand, and then all the way around your body! Borrow a credit card, business card, playing card, or just about any type of card and cause it to fly around, with no apparent hook-up! Spectators will talk about this trick for a long time. You can also make the card jump right out of the spectators hand and then float the card between your hands.
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Are You An Ass?
Do you know an ass???? I think everyone does and don't you think it's about time you let them know?
Urban life is fraught with daily challenges. We're beset on all sides -- by thoughtless co-workers, oblivious roommates, and even regular strangers on the street -- with the flagrant flouting of the simple rules that govern mundane transactions in society. One such rule, however, is that we don't confront those who transgress against the social order -- and that's a rule we felt was made to be broken.
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Straight Jacket
Check my store for all sizes, different styles and colors! This Size extra small fits chest sizes 32"-34".It has 3 sets of D-rings down the back, a crotch strap AND and a strap for the arms.It also has a strap in front to prevent the arms from being pulled over the head.
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Brand Me For Life
TIME FOR BUISNESS, WHAT YOU ARE BIDDING ON IS TATTOO REAL ESTATE ON MY HUMAN BODY!!!! I WILL GET WHAT EVER THE HIGH BIDDER WANTS ME TO GET TATTOOED, THIS IS NOT A JOKE CHECK MY FEEDBACK AND YOU WILL SEE THAT I HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN A LARGE TATTOO ON MY BUTT CHECK AND THE BUYER WAS VERY HAPPY!!!
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Thursday, March 1, 2007
Holy Jesus
One of the few remaining floors boards from the section of floor that held the famous miracle board and it's holy images. The board you receive will be as long or longer than the famous miracle board.
The winning bidder's board will be randomly drawn from the few remaining, so you may even have a chance of discovering your own holy images on a board which was in decades long contact with the famous miracle board!
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Sin Remover
LAS VEGAS SIN REMOVER.
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS!
YOU ARE BIDDING ON AN EMPTY BOTTLE WITH FUNNY PACKAGING!
One day I was thinking what could I make that is funny or weird that people would buy. Then it hit me EMPTY BOTTLES. You are bidding on a 4oz. empty bottle. I had the labels professionally printed so the funny packaging is fully believable. THESE ARE GREAT GAG GIFTS! Put some water in it if you want to and give as a gift. Trick your friend by putting one in their medicine cabinet when they are not looking! It makes a great gag gift on someones desk!
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Large Bully Bags
THIS FINE PRODUCT COMES FROM LARGE BULLS IN MEXICO!
Imagine- a big hairy bull nut sack filled with your favorite snack nuts or candy. A great gag gift or a way to keep others from taking your candy while your away from your desk.
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Cheaters Pen
Ultraviolet Cheater Pen
Why study when you can cheat?
Ultra violet light helps you cheat the scientific way!
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Cupcake
My Package
This is the package of all packages!
It will just get bigger and BIGGER AND BIGGER as the bids get higher and HIGHER.
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Saudi Arabian Pepsi
A unique item for your collection! An unopened Pepsi can from Saudi Arabia, circa 1981. Date on bottom of can is 13-7-81. Can has the old-fashioned pull-top tab to open. Really unusal - note the way the can is sealed on the side. Makes a great gift for the collector in your life!
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McDonald's Name Badges
(8) McDONALDS name badges. COLOR IS GREEN WITH THE 'WE LOVE TO SEE YOU SMILE' LOGO. Great condition...nice collection! << Badges are 1 & 1/8" by 3" inches in size.
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Make A Personalized Doll Figure
001CLUB Big head doll
Limited production everyday!! Make reservation as soon as possible for the Valentine's day gift!!
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Executive Ball Scratcher
If you've got 'em, you scratch 'em. If you don't got 'em you know they get scratched with monotonous regularity - you just don't understand why.
Finally something to add a bit of couth to the entire process - The EXECUTIVE BALL SCRATCHER.
Beautifully presented in a metal gift case, "FOR THE BUSY MALE EXECUTIVE" is printed on the outside, and "GENTLEMAN'S BALLSCRATCHER" is printed on the inside (just to remove any doubt as to the intended purpose!)
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Jessica Simpson Whipped Dessert
You are bidding on a brand new box of Jessica Simpson whipped body dessert cream. There are three yummy flavors for you to enjoy along with your signifigant other ;)
The flavors are as follows:
Creamy
A fresh baked vanilla and caramel indulgence
Juicy!
Bursting with sun ripened strawberries and raspberries, deliciously fresh
Dreamyyyyy.......
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True Blue Irish Girl Mystery Auction
My true blue Irish girl St. Patty's day auction.
If you're an Irish girl or boy please send me a quick e-mail.
Progressive auction, the more you bid... The more you get.
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