Sanjaya Malakar American Idol
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Friday, March 30, 2007
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Jesus Christ Face Appears
GODS SON JESUS CHRIST ? FACE HAS APPEARD ON MY CASH RECEIPT. I had this receipt in a box in the attic. It was there for a number of years. Three months ago I was looking for something in a box. When I came across this receipt.
When I opened it up to look at it I saw most of the writing was gone. It is hot up there in that attic. I could see that the carbon had smuged on the paper. I was getting ready to throw it away when I saw a spot that cought my eye. I turned it on it's side and an image came to light of the face of CHRIST!
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Rehab Britney Spears With Free Scissors
Comes with Long Hair - Ready to Be Buzzed Off!
SORRY THIS DOLL IS PROZAC FREE. FRESH OUTTA REHAB. BUT IT WON'T LAST LONG.
YOU WILL HAVE TO CHECK THE DOLL BACK IN WITHIN 7 DAYS.
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Heart Shaped Box
THINK CHIVALRY EXISTS IN TODAY'S WORLD? HOW ABOUT ROMANCE OR TRUE LOVE OR LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR EVEN FATE AND DESTINY? WOULD YOU CARE TO BID ON THAT?
WELL I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THE SADDEST (and perhaps most funny.) LOVE STORY GONE WRONG. FIRST THE STORY....
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Happy Mother's Day
DON'T WANT TO GO OUT THIS YEAR TO BY YOU MOTHER A GIFT??? TIRED OF GETTING THE SAME FLOWERS ALL THE TIME??? DON'T WANT TO GET THE SAME GIFT AS YOUR FRIENDS ??? WELL WE HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL SET FOR YOUR MOM AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE FUN WE PUT SOMETHING INSIDE THAT WILL SUPRIZE YOUR MOM FOREVER!!! BUT DON'T USK US WHAT? WE WILL NEVER TELL YOU...
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Lizzie Borden Style... Sofa
Selling with no reserve is this fine Victorian/Empire sofa or couch. We've sold many sofas in our 30 plus year career but this one is....well, rather strange. It was sold to us as THE Lizzie Borden sofa. In case you don't know who Lizzie was, just click here and you'll find out..
http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/borden/crime_2.html
Like I was saying, this sofa was represented to us as the Lizzie Borden sofa and we truly beleived it was but we did a lot of reasearch before we listed it and found that although very, very similar, it may not be THE sofa as there are subtle differences in the crime scene photos of the sofa and the one listed here. Here are the facts as we know them....the Lizzie Borden sofa was very likely used after the crime was commited and could still be in exisistence. Some of the furniture in the house at 92 Second St, Fall River, Mass..
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Shenagh Scarf Kafiy
1 Khaffiya Y’Israelit.
Introducing the Khaffiya Y’Israelit which is made of 100% cotton with blue embroidery.
It can be worn in many ways as an accessory, head scarf, neck scarf, tied around your waist.
as a belt or can be worn as wrap. It is also a practical item of clothing ideal to protect you from the sun’s harmful rays.
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Thursday, March 29, 2007
Pot Of Gold
St. Patrick's Day has come and gone, but the leprechaun has forgotten his pot of gold!
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MacGyver Kit
Vulture Cheeto
I couldn't eat him. It wouldn't be right. Everybody loves Cheetos, but we love Vultures even more. I don't know what made me look at this one before I ate it, know it sounds crazy, but I'm sure I heard little Vulture chirping in my ear. (Why me?) He sounded a little hawky, but it was loud enough for me stop eating and look at him. There he was, perched high on a branch. I think this vulture is looking for that Barbaro Cheeto I just auctioned off to sallypierre. He knows that Barbaro kicked the bucket in January, and we know what he will do if he finds him.
Its a miracle that Barbaro came back to us in a Cheeto, another miracle that he was sold for $69, and yet another miracle that this Vulture is coming after him. I only hope this is my last Cheetos miracle. Please don't eat him because, unlike real vultures, this one is 8% total fat, 4% saturated fat and 0% cholestorol. Die-hard fans of Barbaro Cheeto may have noticed that Vulture Cheeto has less fat than Barbaro Cheeto, and that's because this one is from a "naturally baked" bag of Cheetos.
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Satan's Diary
This is the actual diary from the fallen angel, the prince of darkness Satan. I discovered it a month ago while I was taking a walk around the New Jersey pine barrens. I found the diary suspiciously nailed to a tree. Immediately, I removed the diary from the tree.
It was as if Satan himself was in the woods that night because as I read the diary I felt chills down my spine and started to hear demonic voices. I threw the diary down to the ground and started to run, but seconds later I ran back to it and kept it because I knew I came across something that I had to keep.
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Dollar Bill
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Own A Piece Of America's First Public Beach!
ESTABLISHED IN 1896 REVERE BEACH IS AMERICAS FIRST PUBLIC BEACH.. AS WELL AS THE HOME.
OF THE WORLDS MOST FAMOUS ROLLER COASTER OF 1925 "THE CYCLONE".
REVERE BEACH HAS AN AMAZING HISTORY AND YOU CAN NOW OWN A SMALL PIECE OF THAT HISTORY FOR YOUR VERY OWN. I WILL SEND THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION SAMPLES OF THEVERY BEACH YOU SEE IN THESE PICTURES. IT WILL COME WITH A REALLY NICE CAPPED GLASS FLASK AS WELL AS PIECES OF SHELLS, STONES AND SEAWEED. I WILL ALSO INCLUDE A "HISTORY OF REVERE MAP/PAMPHLET".
PLEASE CHECK OUT THE HISTORY OF THIS BEACH AND YOU WILL SOON REALIZE THAT TO OWN A PIECE OF IT IS TO OWN A PIECE OF AMERICAN HISTORY. THE SAMPLE YOU WILL RECIEVE MAY DATE BACK TO THE 1800's AND WILL CONTAIN SAND AND MINERALS FROM SHORES OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.
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Dinosaur Egg
Found in a dark, scary cave located on a small, misty island somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle - exact location unknown.
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Funny Cats Need Help
I Don't think that first one is a cat, But its funny looking. Please Help. myfunnycats.com is a new web site venture my family is starting. We need your help with pictures and video of your funny cats. This auction is for advertising space on our web site for 1 Month not your submissions.
Submissions are free. You can either send them to me through ebay messenger or email them to meow@myfunnycats.com If you would like to place an add, please bid on this auction, You will get you add placed near the top of the web page. Go to myfunnycats.com and you will see the reserved space. We appreceate your support and please visit the website often, we will update it as much as possable. Thank you....
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Cheetos Doggie
A really weird item. This is a cheeto shaped like a dog. My son found it in a bag today and I couldn't believe how much it resembled a small dog. Why would you want this? I don't know, maybe you collect strange and weird stuff or maybe you want to start a collection but one things for sure, you will not believe your eyes. This is 100% real and straight out of a cheeto bag. Please look at the picture for details but please note: although it looks like a real dog it's not. It's actually a cheeto!
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Alien Circus Sideshow
ORIGINAL ALIEN CIRCUS SIDESHOW FREAK GAFF. AREA 51/ ROSWELL NOW FOLKS THIS IS NOT A REAL ALIEN BUT IT WAS ONCE A LIVING CREATURE. THIS IS A MUSEUM QUALITY DISPLAY. LOOK AT THE ALIENS FACE EYES AND MOUTH. AS YOU CAN SEE THIS ALIEN HAS HAD AN AUTOPSY DONE ON IT TO SEE WHAT IT REALLY WAS. SEE THE STITCHING UP THE MIDDLE. THIS COMES WITH 2 FRONT PAGE ARTICLES FROM THE ROSWELL DAILY RECORD, FROM JULY 8 & 9 1947.
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Dog Face Hood Blindfold Mask
Wife Will Not Let My Bonehead Purchase...
Wife Will Not Let My Bonehead Purchase go away. We went to a flea market and I was so excited that I purchased this conehead beer can for 10.00. All the way home I bragged about my purchase. When I got home my wife googled the can and found out it was fake. She has been making fun of me since. Please help me show here there is some value in my poor judgement. I can't believe the guy at the flea market kept a strait face...
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Prehistoric TV Remote Control
10 Million Years Old!
Fred Flintstone Model!
THIS IS A RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT!.....
THIS IS A NATURAL ROCK THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A TV REMOTE CONTROL..
NOTICE IT ONLY HAS "ONE BUTTON"
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Kama sutra Oil Of Love
Rub a few drops of this magical potion wherever desire leads you. Slippery to the touch, warm to the skin and irresistible to the tongue, these delicately scented oils arouse your lover with a tingly glow. Each edible water based oil washes away easily, leaving only the sweet memory of a lingering touch 3.4 oz
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A Little Pick Me Up
The Pick Me Up Mystery Box!!!
Have you had a Bad Day???
Have you had a Bad Week???
Have you thought to yourself that you need something to pick you up???
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I'm Shoe Horn-y
You are Bidding on One White, Plastic, Lonely, Little Ol' ShoeHorn! Can you give this poor little guy a home with lots of shoes to satisfy his "shoe-horn-y" needs?
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Bill O'Reilly On Toast
This ASTONISHING picture of BILL O'REILLY mysteriously appeared on this 100% genuine slice of TOAST (white-bread, of course)!!
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Truster Lie Detector Software
ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED FOR THE ISRAELI MILITARY.
TRUSTER SOFTWARE IS NO LONGER MANUFACTURED FOR PUBLIC SALE.
I'VE GOT ONE OF THE LAST REMAINING SUPPLIES.
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Monday, March 26, 2007
My 7 Deadly Sins
Welcome to my 7 deadly sins Mystery Auction.
This is a huge sinfully awesome auction for you!
This auction is based on the 7 deadly sins.
The winner of this auction is sure to be sinfully happy!!!
THIS AUCTION STARTS OUT WITH 7 AWESOME GIFTS ALREADY INCLUDED.
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Be My Number One Friend On MySpace
Be my number one MySpace friend for a year! Over 12,000 page views!!! I have incredible traffic on my page: myspace.com/playmateshaune, and you or your company can be my top friend for a year! Fabulous exposure on a top page with heavy traffic! I will plug you or your company periodically in my headline, post a couple of your photos, and your page will enjoy lots of hits and new friends, guaranteed! No reserve!
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Metal Plate From My Arm
I am selling something that was very close to me for a long time,
unfortunatley we had a bit of a falling out.
and can't seem to get back together again.
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Online Dating Guide
Table of Contents
Are you ready for online dating?
Building your online dating profile
The perfect picture....
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Bullie Bag
Very unique and absolutely bizarre but a must for your collection. Chihuahua Bullie Bag.
Saco de Toro, genuine bull scrotum from an very, large bull. Bullie bag has been preserved and has been outfitted with a leather cord for hanging.
Great for hanging dried flowers or just stuff. A conversation piece. No two alike.
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Pamper Your Tush
An unopened, sealed package of Pampers.
Anything that comes with the Pampers is my EZ $tyle gift to the winning bidder. Music is for entertainment purposes. It has been purchased and is copyrighted to the respectful owner.
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Mystery Dog Basket
HELLO AND WELCOME TO MYSTERY AUCTION FOR DOGS AND DOG LOVERS!
AFTER SAYING THAT IVE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH!
WORTH MORE THEN WHAT YOU WILL PAY FOR!
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dinner With Me And Kylie Ireland
In support of our good friend Nikki Hunter I, Ginger Lynn along with my best friend Kylie Ireland are auctioning off a dinner with the two of us. You are responible for getting yourself to Los Angeles for the dinner. This is and evening of fun - not of naughty nature.
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Name This School
You are bidding on an opportunity to give an upcoming school a name.You can name it with your own complete name or initials, somebody else's name in his or her honor, your Company's initials or full name or simply with your favorite Saint , flower or place...Name it to your heart's content!
I am a certified Montessori Teacher who intends to put up a Preschool/Kindergarten Montessori Schoolhouse this Fall. Last year, my dream of being able to purchase a property for this project came true. I have a two-family home, each with 1140 sq.ft. living area and covered porches on a .32 acre lot with a nice backyard that's very spacious for a playground. The school site is strategically located as it is within walking distance to the center of town, right beside a big public elementary school, a few steps away from the local hospital, and just a little over a mile away from a retail giant and a shopping plaza. Support and services are found locally in town as Claremont is a primary economic center for the region. It has very good access to local parks and recreational areas (with baseball stadium, basketball courts, and public playground).
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Lv Who Knows What Else
OK, MAYBE YOU REMEMBER ME, MAYBE YOU DON'T.....MAYBE YOU MISSED ME, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T...
BUT I'M BACK AFTER A LONG ABSENCE DUE TO WORK ISSUES AND I AM READY TO OFFER AUCTIONS THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!!!
NOT SURE IF I WANT TO START OUT BIG OR SMALL, I GUESS THAT WILL DEPEND ON YOU'ALL!!!
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Haunted Evil Doll
THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!!
SHE IS HAUNTED AND MY FAMILY WANTS HER GONE!
Where it began....
We moved to NC in 2001 and rented an old house out in the country. Kind of small but the attic had been redone to make one huge master bedroom. Our first night there I did not sleep well. I kept hearing giggles and told my husband the next morning the place was haunted. He told me it was all in my head.
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300 Original Painting
"300" Spartans
Prepare for Glory
Original painting unique captures the main character in the Movie "300".
This is an auctual scene painted from the movie.
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One Of A Kind Lobster
You are looking at the Rarest Lobster in the WORLD!
You will Never see another one painted like this.
It's here for you for the next 10 days, and 10 days only.
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Cursed Wire Hanger
I got this hanger from a freind of a freind. She said that she couldnt sleep at night because she was hearing noises coming from her closet. So she packed all of her clothes up in boxes, and left only the wire hangers hanging in her closet. she said she still heard things, she heard only the rattling of wire hangers, and when she went to take them out to keep them from rattling, she saw this one shaking, moving all the others. She threw the hanger in her garbage can and told me the story the next day.
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Little Miss Naughty
Oh my - check out this little doll for grown ups - Miss Naughty™ - definitely NOT the kind of girl you want to take home to meet mum! (Maybe the kind of girl some would want to take home when mum wasn't there though...)
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Learn To Breakdance
Digital delivery only: This is a digital item. Digital delivery information provided by the seller will be made available immediately upon payment.
File type and requirements: The File is macromedia flash animation. You will probably have macromedia flash player installed on your computer if you don't it can be downloaded free from www.macromedia.com. The file should run on all PC's. File size is 1.2Mb. You will be sent an email with details of how to download your item within a few minutes of me receiving payment. If you don't receive it please check your email spam box before contacting me.
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Burger King Dessert Box
Have it your way!
Up for bids is a perfect example of the portability of scrumptious desserts!
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Snap, Crackle, Pop
Auctions on eBay have sold the strangest things from popcorn to the Virgin Mary on toast.
Can it get any stranger that that?
Yes it can!
You are bidding on a 1.38 box of Kellogg's Cocoa krispies.
(Not for human consumption).
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Lie Detector
ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED FOR THE ISRAELI MILITARY.
TRUSTER SOFTWARE IS NO LONGER MANUFACTURED FOR PUBLIC SALE.
I'VE GOT ONE OF THE LAST REMAINING SUPPLIES.
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Dr. Natura Colonix
JOIN IN WITH ME, AND MANY, MANY OTHERS TO CLEANSE OUR INNER BODY DURING THIS 2007TH YEAR!
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Whistle
My Stone Cold Heart
Exsistence is a minuscule footprint in time. Death.....death will be infinite. Live it UPPP!!!
You will recieve from me, my very own Stone Cold Heart.
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A Moment In Time
This auction is going to FILLED with Timeless Gifts!
These Gifts are going to be Fabulous!
These items will make you relax!!!
$$$ Will Make you SHOP!!! $$$
Will Put some BLING BLING on your BODY!!!
YOU will WANT this auction!!!
There will be SEVERAL Gifts in this auction that will be WELL worth it...
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Traveling Animal Crackers
MYSTERY AUCTION FANATICS TRAVELING ANIMAL CRACKER TCA-M
From traveling pants to traveling gnomes, eBay has seen it all! Or has it?
I introduce to you The Traveling Box of Animal Crackers!!!
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A Little Sweet, A Little Sour
This only happens once in a lifetime and it has happened to me today!!!
I pulled into the drivethrough....
I ordered what I always order and GUESS WHAT!!??!!??
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Saturday, March 10, 2007
PMS Warning Flip Book
WHAT A GREAT GAG GIFT FOR THE WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE.
THIS BOOK HAS OVER 40 PAGES OF FUNNY SIGNS.
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Red Neck Wind Chimes
THIS IS A SET OF TWO GAG GIFTS FOR YOURSELF OR YOUR RED NECK FRIENDS. THE WIND CHIMES I CARRY IN NAT LITE, COORS, OR MILWAUKEE. THE HORN IS A RIOT AND EVERYONE WILL GET A KICK OUT OF IT.
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Garlic Earrings
Great for the garlic lover, or to keep vampires away!
Pierced earrings made of REAL GARLIC.
They have been coated with shellac or something like that to preserve them.
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He Left Me For My Best Friend
YOU ARE BIDDING ON TODAY IS A CARDBOARD BOX AND ONLY A BOX!!WHATEVER ELSE IS INSIDE THIS BOX IS MY FREE GIFTS TO YOU!! I KNOW EVERYTHING I HAVE TO OFFER WILL PLEASE ANYONE FOR WOMEN AND MEN!!
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Lucky Bingo Dauber
Let me tell you the story of the Lucky Dauber and then you can decide if you are the one who must have it!!
I've been playing bingo for YEARS and was just one of those hopefuls. Don't get me wrong, I've gotten a few Bingo's over the years but nothing really to brag about. Well one Saturday night I had just gotten my cards and sat next to this women whom I'd seen many times before but was always alone and I'd never seen her talking with anyone. As I sat down she gave me the sweetest smile I'd ever seen.
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From Mack To Margaret
If someone wants a weird note and bullet/slug to frame for a conversation piece - this is for you! It's both funny and sad... The paper is tattered and torn, is yellow and brittle from age, and has to be handled very carefully because it crumbles when touched... See slug in picture...
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The Fetish Auctions
Take A Peek: The Fetish Auctions
is pointing at you!
OWN THIS TOP LEVEL DOMAIN!
Imagine owning this domain for promoting your Ebay Store or Auctions!
Current content is a placeholder only and will be romoved upon auction ending.
Upon purchase, domain is transferred to you to do what you will.
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Be In Our Show
Have you ever wanted to be an Internet Superstar...
an Internet Phenomenon?
Search no longer, now is your chance! You can be a supporting character in the hilariously home made podcast, TEAM SAFARI!
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March Madness
The Ides of March Mystery Auction.
It's March Madness in basketball (which I LOVE).
But, I also love Shakespeare (although I'm sure Shakespeare would not particularly like to rock to the song playing).
turn those speakers up and thump just give it a few seconds and the song will start playing.
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Kiss Me I'm Irish
Welcome to my KISSY Mystery Auction!
After all, aren't we all a little IRISH right now?
So pucker up and get ready to BID!
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Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Name My Baby Girl
MY FAMILY AND I CANT AGREE ON A NAME.
SO I AM RELYING ON YOU.
I WILL USE WHATEVER NAME YOU CHOOSE.
I WILL THEN SEND YOU A COPY OF HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO PROVE IT.
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Mysterious Coach Shopping Bag
GET READY LADIES!! THIS COACH MYSTERY AUCTION IS BIGGER AND BADDER THEN EVER BEFORE!!! IT'S ROUND 4!! I THOUGHT SINCE THE LAST 3 AUCTIONS WENT SO WELL I DECIDED TO LIST THIS AGAIN FOR ONE LAST TIME AND TO SEE IF I CAN TOP MY LAST COACH AUCTION AND TO MAKE THIS ONE BETTER THEN EVER!!! WITH MORE COACH FOR EVERYONE!!!
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Totally Crazy
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIT WITH SOMETHING SO HARD??? WE ALL HAVE... WELL THIS IS GOING TO BE A PICKER UPPER FOR SOMEONE WHO LOVES AND NEEDS TO BE PAMPERED!!! 1ST THE RULES...
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Yam Crazy
$5,000 Sweet Potato
The facts
+ Very Old
+ Made of wood
+ Some call it a Yam
+ Frightens small children and pets
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