Side Splitting Auctions: February 2007

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Mystery Box

Cash money mega super fun mystery!

This is one sick nasty auction for some sick nasty mystery stuff!

as per ebay rules you are buying a box and what i put in the box is a gift. period no returns all sales final, yatah yatah yah. however! what could be in the box? GOOD QUESTION!!

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For A Woman's Pleasure

A Woman's Pleasure!

Progressive Mystery Auction.

The more you bid - the more you win!

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Can You Take The Heat

CAN YOU TAKE THE HEAT??? THIS AUCTION IS SURE TO BE HOT, HOT, HOT!!!

You are bidding on a 16 oz. bottle of RED HOT shower gel, bubble bath, shampoo 3 in 1 from Bath & Body Works. That is ALL you are bidding on! Anything included in the box with this 3 in 1 will be my gifts to you.

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This King Will Treat You Like A Queen

Hello! Thanks for stopping by my auction!

Now, many of you have probably viewed my King that will make you run and scream,

so now I have this handsome King that will treat you like a queen!

Well...in reality,

he will not be the one treating you like a Queen...I will,

but you must admit, he is nice to look at. ;)

Now, when you think of living like a Queen, what comes to mind?

Jewelry?

Diamonds?

Pampering?

Pretty much the BEST of everything, correct?

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This King Will Make You Run And Scream!

This King will make you want to scream.

OMG

Ok...now that I got you here...can you please take a look at this!

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My Chocolate Lips

My Chocolate Lips, so Hot, So Delicious and Sooo Tempting!

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A HERSHEYS SMORES MAKER WITH BONUS DESSERT FONDUE... COMES NEW IN BOX RETAILS FOR $59.99 THIS HAS SMORES MAKER GRILL, SNUFFER, BURNER HANDLE, BURNER HOLDER, HERSHEYS CHOCOLATE INSERT PLATE THAT HOLDS CHOCOLATE BARS, MARSHMALLOWS AND GRAHAM CRACKERS, MARSHMALLOW ROASTING FORKS... ALSO INSIDE THIS BOX IS

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What's In My Pot???

What's in my pot?

Guarded by a Leprechaun, for this I have been told.

Up for bid I have this pot, this pot won't come alone.

Nor will it be guarded by the Leprechaun from above.

But will contain lots of goodies shipped to you with love.

So, if you feel the Luck O' The Irish and want to take a chance...

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Restraint Straight Jacket

Check my store for all sizes, different styles and colors! This Size extra small fits chest sizes 32"-34".It has 3 sets of D-rings down the back, a crotch strap AND and a strap for the arms.It also has a strap in front to prevent the arms from being pulled over the head.This item is NEW and has NEVER been worn. It is made of duck cloth canvas.The entire piece is sewn together using upholstery thread. Stitching is reinforced for strength. Heavy duty Dee rings and snaps are made of nickel plated.

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Goddess Mystery Auction

FEEL LIKE A GODDESS!! This Mystery auction will help you feel like the Goddess you are!!! I am here to help you Pamper yourself---you deserve it girl!! Men---you need to make your special lady feel like the Goddess she is!!!

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That's MR. Bunny To You.

This will be a progressive auction, so the higher the bids go, the more stuff Mr. Bunny will fill up for you as a THANK YOU GIFT because he thinks you’re SOMEBUNNY SPECIAL!! The purse can only hold so much so once it’s full with surprise gifts, he will fill up the box that the purse goes into to ship it to you!

Now, to start, even though you are bidding on Mr. Bunny’s purse and ONLY the purse, I KNOW for a FACT that he has something SPECIAL for you inside as a THANK YOU gift for buying his purse! It blings, it’s REAL AND it’s even PICTURED in the 2nd photo!! Now, Mr. Bunny asks that you all don’t mention any of this to Mrs. Bunny (who will be presenting herself shortly after Mr. Bunny’s auction is over with) so keep it a hush on what BLING he’s got for you cause he doesn’t want to get in trouble with the Mrs. Know what I mean? ;-) Hey, she’s the one who said, “you can look, but DON’T TOUCH!”

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Thanks A Million!

THIS AUCTION IS MY WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU TO ALL OF THE EBAYERS WHO HAVE BEEN SO GREAT TO ME IN THE PAST. I CALL IT THANKS A MILLION!

I AM CONSIDERING TAKING A BREAK FROM EBAY FOR ALOT OF REASONS AND WANTED TO DO ONE BIG AUCTION BEFORE I MADE MY FINAL DECISION.

I HAVE MET ALOT OF WONDERFUL PEOPLE HERE ON EBAY. TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE SUPPORTED ME AND MADE EBAY ENJOYABLE I THANK YOU. BUT... I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN MADE LESS THAN HAPPY WITH SOME WHO HAVE NOT ONLY FALSELY ADVERTISED ITEMS AND THE NON PAYING BIDDERS OR THE ONES WHO WONT RESPOND TO YOUR EMAILS BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE GIG IS UP !

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Hay

Hay! How are you doing?

You're bidding on Hay!

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I Will Do Whatever You Want Me To...

Ahh!! What's that? College around the corner!! Help me pay off some of my future tuition!!

What you are bidding on is a video of me.....doing anything you want.* Make sure when you pay, through paypal only, to note what it is you want me to do in the video. This has NEVER been done before!!

Whether it be lip synching to your favorite song, doing a special dance, or wishing that loved one a happy birthday, you want it, you got it. I will be your performing monkey.

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Everyone Makes Mistakes

See even Bill Gates got in a little trouble when he was young. My point is everyone makes mistakes. Just don't let it be you my friend. If you pass up FREE 1 UP you are making the mistake of your life!

We are 36,000 members strong and growing BY THE MINUTE! I want you to get in on this and come to one teleconference online and just listen how excited these members are and the success stories they are telling.

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More Than You Can Handle

HELP ME - HELP YOU!

MYSTERY AUCTION!

GET IT IN THE BLOW HOLE, BABY!

This DOUBLE "Z" size auction will freak you out, crush you with wonder... It will get you in the blow hole! I promise!

In the fanciest dang package Norbit could find is a box... a box full of surprises of color! Now, ebay says if it is a mystery, I must specify with you... you are bidding on a box!

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Peace Of Mind

As funny as this might sound, my auction is selling a peace of mind.

I was not born with a famous last name or wealthy family, so like many others I have been forced to work for everything that I have. Don’t get me wrong this is not a problem to me but, here is my situation. I joined the military years ago and, defended my country for 7 years. When my wife and I decided to move over to the civilian side, we realized that life out here is very, very hard. All of my life I have helped people and never asked for anything in return. This has always made me feel good at the end of the day, but I have always waited for my turn when someone would help me out.

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eBay Celebrity Drawing

I am the Ebay Artist behind all of the Ebay Celebrity Drawings of 2007.

I am hoping this would be a special auction as I am drawing my own character.

Just like the other Ebay Celebrity Drawings, this could be a part of your collection or be the first to own SGArtDesigns own portrait.

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SLOW Happy Birthday Cat...

HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY CAT IN THE HAT!! THIS IS THE ACTUAL AND ONLY ONE EVER BUILT; SUPER LUXURIOUS OMNIDIRECTIONAL WHATCHAMAJIGGER, OR S.L.O.W.. IT WAS CUSTOM BUILT AT A COST OF $1.2 MILLION FOR USE IN DR. SEUSS'S "THE CAT IN THE HAT". THE CAR IS AMAZING! AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL! IT IS POWERED BY AN ELECTRIC MOTOR PUSHING THIS WACKY CREATION TO A TOP SPEED OF 43MPH. COMPLETELY CUSTOM WITH EVERY PART HAND-FABRICATED AND CRAFTED. IT HAS TO BE ONE OF, IF NOT THE MOST, IMPRESSIVE PIECE OF HOLLYWOOD AUTOMOBILE HISTORY EVER BUILT.

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Rock With Many Faces

THIS ROCK WAS GIVEN TO ME BY MY HUSBAND!! IT IS VERY INTERESTING IT HAS MANY FACES ON IT!! ANIMAL, A SMALL CHILD,OLD MAN,AND SOME MONSTER FACES.. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A ROCK LIKE THIS BEFORE..

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Traveling Blue Jeans Babe!

YEP... YOU GUESSED IT... HERE THEY ARE AGAIN!!!

SO WHERE WILL THEY END UP

NEXT?

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Corn Dog Air Fresheners

The corn dog is quite possibly the best food on a stick ever created! Close your eyes and you can almost smell the sweet honey batter and the steaming, salty meat product nestled inside. This 6-1/4" long air freshener has the sharp aroma of bright yellow mustard, which might not make your car smell the best, but it will make all of your passengers drool. Comes with a string for hanging. Bagged with illustrated header.

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Fire Bell Alarm Clock

FREE Calculator Pen Set with every purchase of $19.99 or more

OR

FREE Robotic Reading Light with...

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Monday, February 26, 2007

Martian Estate For Sale

A brilliant gift for a Birthday, Christmas, or any other occasion!

Excellent present for a new born child!

Potential prudent investment!

Interesting and great conversation piece!

Look at it when it's close to Earth!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 5:46 PM | Permalink | Comments

Scrub Your Ex Away

Scrub Away Magic Washcloths. Scrub away your Ex! Expands in water to a wash cloth!

Available in pink or blue. You are purchasing a single magic wathcloth in either pink or blue.

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Bad Boom Box.

You are bidding on One Bad Boom Box!

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Nothing

nothing sponsered by www.goofyauctions.com

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Alien In My Snow!

Ok. Talk about weird. These odd markings were in the snow outside my home this afternoon. The wind picked up whistling through the trees. I looked outside checking for downed limbs and to my surprise saw this weird shape in the snow. Alien or snow angel? Look at the large shape but note at the bottom of the shape is a face with eyes & nose.

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Skin Mask? Gross!

WEIRD Vintage Javalina SKIN MASK Taxidery The fur is soft but the leather part is hard I think this can be reworked to be pliable but dont know much about taxidermy myself, would be great for artist or someone who does wizard or witch craft in the SCA or Renaissance fairs Wonderful for a costume or booth decor very medieval gothic castle measures 24"x 22"x 5"in depth so a big piece of skin Now the Rules of the contract: PLEASE DO NOT BID ON OUR ITEMS IF YOU ARE UNWILLING TO INFORM US ABOUT A PROBLEM BEFORE LEAVING NEGATIVE FEEDBACK. DO NOT Bid if you do not plan to follow through with payment! DO NOT Bid if you do not agree with our auction terms!

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Most Valuable Book

Never published. Now you can do much more than merely dream about Success... Read on and discover... a Book so unique, that it raises the bar, shatters every myth about getting money, and delivers facts so brutally honest, that you may feel like you've just been punched in the gut.

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Darth Vader Nugget?

Darth Nugget!!

Our son was eating his Big Boy Meal from a well-known fast food chain when he exclaimed, "Mom! Dad! I've got Darth Sidious! You've got to see this!!!"

We were skeptical, at first, but THE FORCE drew us to it.

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Farting Salt And Pepper Shakers

ELECTRONIC FARTING SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

These farting salt and pepper shakers will add entertainment to your next BBQ.

These fully functioning salt and pepper shakers fart when used. Your guests will love them they are the perfect party accessory and are a great conversation starter.

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No Smoking Onion Ring

How Cool is this! You are bidding on a REAL ONION RING that looks like a "Do Not Enter" or "No Smoking" sign, or even the Letter "Q"! Awsome! This is some serious "BLING" here! Hang it from your rear-view mirror, display as a conversation piece, wall art, or punk your friends! Have a friend whose name starts with the letter Q?

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Red Sox Curse Breaking Sign

This is a CRAZY Auction for Charity Supporting The Vermont Mountaineers. 75% of the proceeds will go to the Non-Profit Team and help the dreams of Future Baseball Stars.

6' X 6' RED SOX / BABE RUTH CURSE BREAKER HAUNTED STORY Baseball Banner!

You are bidding on what we believe to be a curse breaking baseball sign!

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Chocolate Virgin Mary?!

This morning (2/22/07) while I was about to eat breakfast I noticed a rather bigger piece of Cocoa Pebble, so I picked it up and examined it and almost fell over!

There in the piece of Cocoa Pebble was the face of the Virgin Mary. Upon trembling I took a couple of pictures and have decided to put it up on ebay. The face is on the top left side of the cocoa pebble.

This is amazing, I'm still stunned. A one of a kind unique piece of cereal with the Virgin Mary's face on it. Unbelievable.

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Simply Sensual Must Go!

Now REDUCED!!!

I'm loosing my ass on these works, come on, help me out and place a bid!!

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Cherry Ice Box Cookies!

THE BEST COOKIES EVER!!!

Cherry Ice Box Cookies From Local Bakery!!!

Words cant describe how good theses R, So hear how it will go once you win the auction I will call R local bakery and have these cookies baked fresh, then I will go straight home and seal the cookies in a foodsaver bag, then the same day I will go to the post office and ship EXPRESS(NEXT DAY) so yout cookies will be super super fress!!! These Cookies R Super Great No Big Chunks Of Cherries!!! If You Need Pics Holla At Me!!!

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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Jerry Seinfeld's Chewed Gum

Up for auction is a piece of Jerry Seinfeld’s Chewed Gum ~ No Joke !!

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Y

* * Y * *

Swarovski Austrian Crystal Y + free gifts

Y Do These Things Always Happen To Me ?!?

Y does it happen that the first day of my new diet always coincides with the day of the potluck staff lunch? There is an extra table just for the desserts!

Y does the copy machine always break down just before I have a huge, rush copying job to finish? I could just cry!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:39 PM | Permalink | Comments

Give Peace A Chance

The Give Peace A Chance Glass

It all happened one night while my boyfriend was watching the national nightly news and the anchorman reported how many soldiers had died in Iraq. He was so disgusted by what he heard that he slammed his drinking glass down on the table and the side of the glass cracked into a peace sign without breaking the rest of the glass. My boyfriend wanted to keep the glass, but it made him feel so much more at peace, I really felt that he needed to share it with others.

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Buy My Breast

I am walking in the Twin Cities Susan G Komen 3 Day Walk for the Cure and it goes without saying that I have to wear clothing every day! While I have a closet full of suitable clothing, it occurred to me that I was wasting valuable real estate by not putting the breasts God gave me to even more good use - and so I am offering to you this awesome opportunity with an extremely LOW reserve price!!!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:33 PM | Permalink | Comments

Real Douche Bag

Brand New 1 Gallon Enema Douche Bag, Enema kit, Enema Equipment
You are bidding for a Brand New Douche Bag, 1 Gallon / approx 3.8 Litre / 4 Quart, complete with nozzle, rubber tube (150cm / approx 5 ft long)& douche fitting set (stop cork, vaginal tip & rectal pipe) as shown in the picture.

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Shrek Does Weed?

The big green movie star shrek getting lit. this is a new never worn, L white t-shirt. this is a cool casual t-shirt that gets a laugh. great shirt to own if u like to party or just hanging with yr friends.

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2 Balls

I have big balls and she has been busting them for years.

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Small Pecker Condoms

The ultimate joke!

Well, we’ve always attempted to get the worlds smallest things before, you know the Mini digital cameras & Mini Ipods, mini mania is at its best with these Mini Condoms.

These little rubbers make THE absolute insult. Revenge has never been so sweet.

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Jay Leno Drawing

Special Ebay Celebrity Drawing 2007 of:

JAY LENO - of the Tonight Show.

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Coughing Lung Ashtray

This funny ashtray is designed to look like a real pair of lungs. As you place a cigarette on the trough, the ashtray starts coughing!

This is a great novelty item for anyone trying to give up or unrepentant smokers, if nothing else, there's a certain sadistic pleasure in watching them think they're going crazy as their ashtray splutters away.

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Mr. Old Butt Pen Holder

What has the world come to?

Poor Mr Old Butt, no matter how he complains everyone just keeps on laughing at him.

Just insert a pen or pencil into his backside and this wretched old fellow moans, protests and very occasionally succumbs.

He throws his head up and down during his objections.

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2 Authentic Canadian Snowballs

AUTHENTIC CANADIAN SNOWBALLS POSSIBLY YOURS FOR JUST A PENNY.

APIECE OF CANADIAN HISTORY COME SUMMER THERE GONE.

2 COLD SNOWBALLS YOU CAN STORE THEM FOR A SNOWBALL FIGHT OR REFREEZE FOE 2 ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINKS CANADIAN COLD THESE ARE FROM NORTHERN CANADA.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Lightning Face Of God?

My husband took this picture one night during a storm. It looks like the Face of God-Its Awesome!!! 8 x 10 print. He has other prints listed on Etsy.com under same seller.

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Sexy Bikini Model Carwash

Beautiful and sexy bikini model will wash and detail your car at your residence or your place of employment dressed in a sizzling bikini! What better way to gear up for summer than to enjoy a glass of lemonade and watch a swimsuit model detail your car??

You can even select a bikini from my wardrobe that you want me to wear! Your car will be washed, waxed, vacuumed, tire dressing will be applied, and the interior will be spotless as well!

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Bedroom Mood Meter

Wouldn't it be nice to have a way to tell if your about to get lucky or not?

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Sexy Nipple Enhancers

Nipple enhancement as seen in Sex in the City, get those sexy nipples you always wanted to have. One size fits all. They come with a very nice bag, as seen in the picture.

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My Booty

"CHECK OUT MY BOOTY MYSTERY AUCTION"

MY CHEST ISN'T BAD EITHER.

THIS IS SURE TO BE ONE OF MY BIGGEST AND BEST MYSTERY AUCTIONS.

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Gold Eggs

GOLD EGGS! All 12 gold eggshells sprayed by 24K gold, these hard eggshells came from Guinea (Africian Chicken). Can shipping to someone you want, good for special, display or April's Fool Day.

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Rob Van Winkle's Fork

Vanilla Ice's Fork!!! Thats right!

Ok, so here is how I came to own this fork.

In May 2004 I was waitressing at a resturant in Port Saint Lucie, FL. Where Rob Van Winkle resided with his wife, and two daughters.

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Life Size Rocking Horse

This little girl is a hand carved, life-size rocking horse... Sturdy and very safe!!

Meet Freya, the Celtic Goddess of Mischief!! 7 feet tall, 800 pounds, Freya happily carries 3 and 4 children, or 3 adults at a time Her brother, Vlad, is Guinness Book of World Records Largest Rocking Horse at 1,200 lbs., 7 ft. 8 inches!. We build these beauties and take them to renaissance faires, state and county fares across the country.

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Have Your Gaming Dice Blessed

The thrill of victory. The agony of defeat.

We’ve all experienced the polar opposites of these feelings. Often, the jubilation or disappointment we feel comes directly from the dice that we roll during sessions of our favorite games. Dice have determined whether our favorite characters have fallen to their deaths or managed to somehow grasp the thinnest of handholds when plummeting off of a treacherous cliff. The difference between striking down a dark prince intent on usurping his father and dominating a kingdom and languishing forever in manacles in the depths of a dank dungeon relies upon a single roll of the dice.

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American Idol Mystery

Welcome everyone to round 1

2007 of American Idol Season Six

There are 24 contestants...

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Bald Britney In Straight Jacket

From the maker of "Whores in the news" Spectrestudios presents...

**Britney Shears**

Poor Britney destined for the straight jacket and padded room.

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Keep Lovers Close

This lot contains 1 novelty ceramic jar with a cork lid jar reads ashes from past lovers approx 5 inches tall x 4-1/2 inches acrosss the bottom good condition no reserve.

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Friday, February 23, 2007

German Made Nose Flute

An outstanding Nose Flute. Made in Germany. Sounds richer than the Humanatone and is easier to play. With this musical instrument you can be playing like a pro in no time at all. If you can breathe through your nose you can play this flute. Instructions included. Bid on this one - Red with White trim and play classical music on it within minutes. Amaze your family and friends! Sounds similar to those black plastic flutes we all know and love from school. Start a band! Includes gold lame gig bag.

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Fat Finger Nose Hair Remover

Soft flesh-like housing.

Life-like fingernail and knuckle wrinkles.

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Hot Auction

Are you a new member or maybe you just haven't ventured into the wild part of eBay?

It was the very wild sid of eBay that caught my attention and I have learned so much about it.

Now, I will pass that on to you.

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Victoria's Secret Adriana

I had this listed in my store for over $5,000.00 in the frame.

THIS WILL NOT COME FRAMED

You are bidding on the canvas work!!!

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Smiley Face Flag

LARGE 3 ft by 5 ft garden flag..Smile face

MINT BRAND NEW heavy poly screenprinted flag!

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Carpe Testes

CARPE TESTES - SEIZE MY NUTS POCKET TIN

*** BRAND NEW ***

UNUSUAL MUST HAVE ITEM! COLLECTABLE!

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My Invisible Ex-Girlfriend

HI EVERYONE, I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF MY INVISIBLE EX-GIRLFRIEND JULIE . IT'S BEEN 1 MONTH SINCE WE BROKE UP AND SHE DONT WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. SHE HAVE NO WHERE TO GO AND HAVE TROUBLE MEETING PEOPLE DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE IS TOTALLY INVISIBLE.

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Beer Can Holder For The Bath

THIS IS WHAT EVERY MAN SHOULD HAVE TO HOLD THERE CANIE IN THE BATH A FLOATING BEER CAN HOLDER (THE SHEILA'S CAN PUT THERE SOAP IN IT) IT HOLDS A 250ML CAN & AS YOU CAN SEE IT DOSENT NEED TO BE FOSTER'S (MORE USE THAN A DUCK). THIS WOULD MAKE A IDEAL STOCKING FILLER FOR THE FELLA WITH EVERYTHING.

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Piece Of Paper With Name On It

This is a soon-to-be-hopefully-highly collectable, and, fun way to say to someone that you love them. Give as a gift, or buy for yourself as a little pick-me-up to say "I WON THIS" The item is a fresh, blank piece of ordinary white A4 paper with a name of your chosen written in my bad handwriting. I promise you, no-one would expect this as a gift! The name will be written with a black ball point pen on a hard surface, most likely my computer desk.

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Haunted Priest's Last Rite Set

Vintage Sick call last rights set

with 3 Rare Religious Medals.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Undo Circumcision!

Silicone Rubber Tapeless Foreskin Tugger - If you're circumcised, chances are you have no idea what you're missing. The foreskin you were born with was meant to protect your glans, keeping it supple and sensitive. Now you can get back some of the sensation that was taken from you.

100,000 men are restoring their foreskins. It's done by gently applying tension to the penile shaft skin, which induces it to grow (just like the earlobes on those wacky tribesmen on Discovery Channel). After 1 to 3 years, most foreskin restorers have enough of their own skin to keep their glans covered. There are various methods and contraptions to tug on the skin. I offer the most comfortable, most effective device available.

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Disney Memorial Orgy?

1967 PRINTING PLATE - THE INFAMOUS DISNEY MEMORIAL ORGY

CREATED BY WALLY WOOD OF MAD MAGAZINE

PAUL KRASSNER - ORIGINAL DISNEY ARTIST

22K GOLD PLATE

AN INFAMOUS PIECE OF HISTORY

AUCTION INCLUDES...

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Autographed Photocopy Of Mr. Watt's Hand

Welcome to the action you've all been waiting for! Included is a signed copy of Mr. Brian Watt's hand! It is copied on standard 8.5x11" paper, with black and white ink.

If you're not aware of who the incredible Brian Watt is, then you're in for a treat! He is the band director at Southwest Jr. High in Springdale, AR.

This image is very detailed and a perfect addition to anyone's desk or wall! All of the money made from this auction is being donated to the Springdale Band program. Not only are you getting an amazing hand, but you're helping out the band!

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Luxury Willy Warmer

Luxury Furry Willy Warmer BRAND NEW.

Dark Blue with a lovely Pink bow.

Measures 7.5" long.

Great novelty item to keep your man warm this winter.

Excellent stocking filler.

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Swearing Punchball

Has stress got you punchy? Bash away at this punchball and listen to it swear right back at you, you’ll laugh so much that you’ll forget all about that stress.

This swearing punchball has some serious attitude and says:

"F*****g Jerk", "Eat S***", "F*** you", You're an a***hole"

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Teeth Art Work Or Denture

Make your own teeth in whole or seperated.

You get: 1 mold plate of lifesize front upper and front lower teeth and 1 block of white polymer (enough to make both uppers and lowers.)

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Tootsie Roll Fetus

This item was handcrafted with the highest quality of tootsie rolls. Loads of effort were put into the making of this chocolate masterpiece. All it needs now is a mother! (or a father)

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Periodic Table Of Sex

This poster is simply Awesome!

You won't find a higher quality poster on eBay... "At any price."

PLEASE, NOTE: It is important to realize that images on the internet do not posses a high degree of image accuracy and therefore do not represent the true depth of color, quality, and resolution of these wonderful posters.

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Goat Trophy

THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY ITEMS FROM BEHIND THE BAR AT THE LEGENDARY NYABINGHI - IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN HERE, SURELY YOU'VE SPENT HOURS STARING AT THE GOOFY STUFF BEHIND THE BAR - NOW YOU CAN OWN A PIECE OF YOUNGSTOWN HISTORY! WE'VE DONE OUR BEST TO CLEAN ITEMS UP (ITEMS WERE EXTREMELY DUSTY - I ONLY SPRAYED COMPRESSED AIR ON THEM, NO WIPE DOWN...colors of items will be much more vibrant if you wipe them down...),

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Name This Puppy

Your winning auction proceeds help us rescue Cocker Spaniels from kill shelters and provide veterinary care for them while they are waiting for a forever home. Check out our ABOUT ME page to learn about us!

You are bidding on the right to NAME this Cocker Spaniel Mix Puppy!
NOTE: YOU ARE NOT BIDDING ON THE DOG
ONLY THE RIGHT TO GIVE IT A NAME

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Not Britney's Hair

WELL I AIN'T NO CELEB BUT I DO HAVE NICE AUBURN HAIR, AND IT'S CLEANER THAN BR!TNEY'S. I JUST WASHED and CONDITIONED IT THIS MORNING.

ALONG WITH A LOCK OF MY HAIR YOU WILL RECEIVE A COOL DAYTONA BUDWEISER BEER CAN (it's empty, but still alot better than a red bull can). YOU WILL ALSO GET A LEOPARD PRINT LIGHTER THAT'S REFILLABLE (again.....way better than a bic).
WHY PAY MILLIONS FOR JUNK WHEN YOU CAN HAVE STUFF THAT'S ALOT BETTER???

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Ruffles Virginia Image

Virginia is for lovers!

Show your love for this State with this totally bizarre, one of a kind Ruffles Brand Potato Chip (Cheddar & Sour Cream Flavor) Approximate size is 2 inches by 2 inches. This potato chip is completely unaltered, a true one of a kind.

I certify that it came straight out of the bag in it's current form. I have no way of duplicating this, and know of no way to duplicate this one of a kind item.

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Smiley Nail Polish Art Car

"Smiley": The Nail Polish Art Car.

Yvonne Millner has spent the last Two Years creating one of the most unique Art Cars in the world. She has used over 1000 bottles of Nail Polish to transform her 1996 Mitsubishi Mirage Coupe into the Car that turns every head on the road.

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Teachers Are Number 1

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A BOX AND ONLY A BOX, ALL THE BOOKS, CD-ROMS, MATERIALS AND ITEMS THAT I PUT IN THIS BOX ARE ALL GIFTS FROM ME TO YOU!!

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Virgin Mary

Yes, folks. It was hard to ignore and by no means intentional. We awoke on the morning of February 5, 2007 to discover an indisputable image of the Virgin Mary on our stove top. Of course, this is up for theological debate, but the clarity of the outline and the shadowing of the face clearly represent the face of a woman, similar to traditional images of the Blessed Mother.

As it would be sentimentally difficult to cook on this oven, or wipe away the image, the best route was to sell the oven to a collector or someone whom could give the stove the attention it deserves.

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Number 6 Celebrity Drawing

You are bidding on # 6 Ebay Celebrity Drawing 2007 of one of our favorite Ebayers:

QUEEN OF SHINES

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Bald Britney Spears Toast

TOAST ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

BALD BRITNEY SPEARS ON TOAST

This morning, I was making some toast for breakfast like usual and YOU WON'T BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE who appeared. BRITNEY SPEARS' BALD HEAD was looking at me!

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Mystery Roll Of Film

I bought myself a new, yet used, camera from a dealer a couple of weeks ago. Much to my surprise when I opened the camera, I found a finished roll of film. Not knowing who the film belongs to and what to do with it, I decided to auction it off on ebay!!

I am probably as curious as anyone as to what may be on this roll. It may be some family pictures, a really awesome vacation that you yourself have always wanted to take, some beautiful (maybe professional) pictures, may have some famous people on them, the winning lottery numbers for the next winning jackpot, the possibilities are endless.

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Me

Why Am I Auctioning ME?

I have so much to give, so much to share and no one in my house wants any of it!

Not my workaholic husband or my teenage daughter.

What they don't appreciate I can give to you!

My Experience - My Friendship - My Time

You can write me about your day, your frustrations, your joys, anything you want to! (nothing kinky)

You can ask me questions, ask me for advice, ask me for recipes, ask me for how to's, etc.

I will write you each morning with a quote to start your day.

You will have access to me via a private email address just for you.

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Gold Life Car

I wanted to Celebrate me becoming a POWERSELLER...

So This auction is for My GOLD life Car!!It is from the Game of Life and In AWESOME Condtion!!It seats 6!!

This auction will be the BEST Weird auction with the Biggest Gifts I have Given!!

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Blue Mystery Auction

A NEW BLUE MAN GROUP SWATCH WATCH! Bought last week at the Blue Man Group performance at the Briar Street Theater in Chicago.

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Get Back Pain Relief Now

Wouldn't you like to stop having so much back pain?

I will show you how.

This is very easy to follow guide which will show you all you need to know.

Many doctor's and physical therapist's use this method.

For some unknown reason, some don't.

This is by far the best way to reduce or eliminate back pain.

It also has many other benefits such as...

stopping you from getting shorter as you grow older.

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Ladies Satin Handbag

The BLUE SATIN HANDBAG like the one pictured above ! A beautiful small bag to put your makeup, lipstick in etc. HOWEVER each **SATIN HANDBAG** contains a Real Gold ring or Necklace mystery piece with real Diamonds or Gorgeous Gemstones or both !!! Rest assured this **SATIN HANDBAG** auction containing a jewelry mystery piece is no scam !!! Read my feedback to see my Seller reputation. I am liquidating $100,000 worth of Fine Jewelry in what I thought would be a neat way to liquidate a handbag with a mystery, so therefore contained inside of each Satin *HANDBAG* I have put 1 Gold/Diamond or Gem Ring or Necklace. A ring or Necklace contained in each *HANDBAG* that cannot be bought in anystore in the USA or CANADA for just $33.95 each or less.

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Become A Witch Or Warlock

BECOME A WITCH / WARLOCK STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE & REFERENCE EBOOK. GET WHATEVER YOU WANT SEX, MONEY, POWER, LUST...

KEEP READING IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU!!!

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The Other Side Revealed!

Okay Davinci dude, 3 mil for a door, that is cool, but when it comes down to it this is it the real deal.

I removed the panel from the hatch and here it is...

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Your Ad Tattooed Here

Ok, let us try this again... first off, dear ebay... This is NOT a mature auction, everything in this auction is appropriate for ALL audiences.

So, what we are doing is selling ad space on my wife's lower back. We are "alternative" amateur performers. We perform on various websites seen by thousands around the world everyday! And if that is your target audience, well have we got a deal for you! Your ad will be seen in close ups... far shots... all over the place ;)

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Monday, February 19, 2007

Piece Of 4 Year Old's Brain Tumor

In the past people have sold some pretty strange things on eBay. Does everyone remember the woman who was selling the ghost that was scaring her son or the people selling Colorado snow? Those auctions were fun to watch and talk about so in that same spirit and with the permission of the parents of this little boy I am putting up for auction symbolic pieces of his tumor.

This little boy from North Carolina, whose name I'm not revealing in the auction, is four years old and not only has a brain tumor the size of half a banana (approximately 3cm x 6cm) but is also autisic and suffers from seizures on almost a daily basis. He has even more medical problems than the tumor, autism and seizures but I can't begin to explain them all!

Each winning bidder will receive a small piece of rock which represents a piece of the little boy's tumor. What we would like each winning bidder to do with it is to find a way to destroy their piece of the tumor. Whatever you can think of, smash it with a hammer, disolve it, toss it in the ocean. Then if you wouldn't mind, take a picture of how you destroyed it and/or maybe a little note explaining what you did and send it to the little boy's family. Think about how fun it would be for him to see all the silly things these people have done to help him.

The family has a website (eBay policy prohibits listing the website in this auction) but this little boy and his problems are very legitimate. His mother updates the website on how he is doing on almost a daily basis. The family is going to use the money from this auction to buy a seizure alert dog for him. The family has setup their own paypal account so funds will go directly to them, I'm just trying to help by running the auction and covering listing fees. $1.50 shipping charge is for US, if someone wants it shipped outside the US rates will vary.

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Triangle House

4 Stories of Glass & Steel, State of the art technology; Elevator in center of structure goes to the 3rd floor of this 3300 sq. ft. House of the Future on 4.5 acres. Has a shop / double garage, barn and pond. Panoramic view, top of the Ozark mountains, overlooking the White River.Down the road private airstrip, Hunting, trout & lake fishing.

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Deal Or No Deal

All bidders/buyers are purchasing an e-Case ONLY which will be delivered in the form of an email!

Anything inside said e-Case is a FREE gift from me.

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Got Teeth?

If you ain't got no choppers, here's da set for you!! This is a wonderful unused full set of vintage dentures, still attached to the brass hardware and plaster. Found at the estate of a local dentist. It's not very often that I find something like this.

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Name That Baby

This auction is to name our baby, but you will be doing much more than that. You will be giving a loving couple a baby of their own.

We have been trying to have a baby, but have seemed to fail. We have gone and seen a fertility specialist and they said that I was a good canadate for IVF but the kicker is that we need to have 27,000 to do this process. Well we are both EMT's (Emergancy Medical Technicians) and to be honest with you we cannot come up with that money on our salaries, we just recently bought a house so we could raise a family in it so we are unable to get another loan to try and do the IVF.

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Traveling Shoes

I have held onto these traveling shoes since 2005!

It's time for them to walk to you.

Who will be next?

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Everyone Loves A Nerd

THIS IS NOT A LOTTERY,RAFFLE OR A GAME OF CHANCE ,NOTHING TO VIOLATE ANY RULES,YOU ARE BIDDING ON A BOX AND ONLY A BOX,ANYTHING THAT COMES WITH THE BOX IS MY FREE GIFT TO YOU.

UP FOR AUCTION IS A BOX THAT MY NERDY SON HAS PUT TOGETHER. HE WOULD LIKE TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE REALLY LOVES A NERD.

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Expensive Deadly Popsicle Stick

This could be the single most rare and expensive popscicle stick ever sold on Ebay.

Here's the story...

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Eiffel Tower 50ft

This is a FANTASTIC opportunity to own a new INSTANT iconic landmark!

A 50 Foot (3-story) high Eiffel Tower replica steel sculpture is FOR SALE!

Originally, this fabulous landmark was designed in the 1990's for Henri Bendel and was placed in a 4 story atrium on 5th Avenue in Manhattan, New York.

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Mother Mary, Baby Jesus...

And GOD!

This is for real ----- Not a Hoax or Fake!

After viewing the photograph of this rock that was used in a listing, we noticed what looks like two figures on the left side of the rock.

Upon closer look we see what looks like Mother Mary, and God standing behind her holding baby Jesus in his arms.

Do you see the two raised figures on the left side of the rock?

Zoom in on the picture and you will see Mother Mary's face as she is looking down toward the left and the Face of God looking down toward the right facing Baby Jesus.

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Da Vinci Code Miracle Door

This amazing piece of unintentional found natural art says it all. The whole Da Vinci Code story right in the natural wood grain of this cabinet door as can be seen in the pix.. As you can see at the bottom of the door is the origins, the sun as in the sun worshippers from whom the worshippers of the eternal feminine sprang. She is represented by the nude with no head, feet or hands above the sun. Above her the V grail sign that is her sign as the embodiment of Jesus’ counterpart, Yin to his Yang. This is so prominent in the Da Vinci code Story. She’s headless of course to symbolizes mans domination of the feminine, she also has no feet or hands as her actions are controlled by the masculine.

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Can Of WhippAss

How many times have you needed a Can of WhippAss and didn't have one?

That bully at the bar? Open one on him and watch him run.

Your boss? Why not?

Your girlfriend? (with caution)

Your wife? We won't go there.

How bout that used car salesman? Pop one on his sorry butt.

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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Too Hot To Handle!

Do you like it HOT? Are you ready?

Want to heat it up a lot? Come on, you know you do!

I love it hot! I crave the heat, search for it, need it soo bad!

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T'was A Miracle

It was Thursday, 16:32 hours adn the temp. was still 108 degrees. The day had been long and uneventful, filled with small tasks such as washing engine and polishing the brass. Some of the firefighters were listening to the cd pl_yer and others enjoyed the vid_o G_me Syst_m on their breaks. Suddenly a page boomed through the station...

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My Awesome Box

You are bidding on my awesome box...

I have some awesome gifts in my awesome box for the highest bidder.

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Simon Cowell And You?

Pop Idol's Simon Cowell & You!! 7 x 5 Celebrity Friend Fake Photo.

The Ultimate Photographic Fantasy - Courtesy of Photofaker!!

SIMON COWELL & YOU!! - How would you like to appear in a high quality 7 x 5 fake photo print with this notorious POP IDOL JUDGE??

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Plans For Toilet Paper Cannon

I WILL ONLY BE RELEASING A LIMITED NUMBER OF THESE PLANS. PLEASE TAKE NOTE.

This auction is for the plans only and not for the cannon itself.

Shoots multiple rolls, no problem!!! One shot decorating!

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Don't Look!

Don't look...at this auction. Now that I have your attention. My co workers laughed that I sold used cloths on ebay, and since they feel this article of clothing is hideous. I took them up on a bet. I told them I could raise 500 on this shirt and if so they would have to match the 500 and get me a gift certificate at Nordstroms.

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No. 4 Celebrity Drawing

You are bidding on my # 4 Ebay Celebrity Drawing of the ever popular Wiz of Auctions:

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Check Back Soon

Keep Checking Back...

Item coming soon!

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Weird Heart Shaped Bone

BONE CAVITY SHAPED LIKE A HEART THIS IS VERY ODD. HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.

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2 Headed Chicken

A FREAK 2 HEADED CHICKEN CIRCUS SIDESHOW GAFF. THIS IS A TOP QUALITY GAFF. SEE PICTURES BELOW WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. THIS GAFF WAS MADE OUT OF REAL CHICKENS USING MODERN DAY TAXIDERMY TO LAST MANY YEARS.

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Virgin Snow

Welcome to the Virgin Snow Soap Company.

We make all natural, hand crafted soaps from the purest of natural ingredients.

Our work is to make a soap everyone, regardless of skin sensitivity, will look forward to washing with.

Each batch is hand made, each bar hand cut. We make quality a way of life.

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Invest In Me

I am a Merchandising, Apparel, and Textile major form the University of Kentucky and I am getting ready to graduate with a 3.5 GPA. OK, so I'm not perfect but I am ready to start my real life...ready to grow up!! I feel like I was born to succeed and born to be a success! My Grandfather, who was a very successful businessman here in Lexington, was my investor, but unfortunately I lost him to cancer in August and all his money went to hospital bills. I was left with absolutely nothing. I just need someone to invest and believe in me like he would have.

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Consideration Of Your Marriage Proposal

I am offring you to buy an ability of my consideration of your marriage proposal.

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Come Get Your Bone

This auction is rockin!!

Bella is selling her red new bone,

To you, the winning bidder.

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My Chest

Well, I decided that since my tongue did so well, I would sell my chest.

After all, I get many compliments on it daily.

The landscaper says he would love to get his hands on it.

My painter would enjoy finding the perfect color to cover it.

My husband says it is best the way it is.

Some like it au naturel.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

My Bush

You are bidding on a leaf that helps cover my bush.

I of course have awesome gifts for the winnig bidder that will come along with the leaf from my bush.

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Fresh And Clean

A few friends sent me some pics.

They wanted me to see how they get fresh & clean.

This is Sid. Of course his wife is watching in the background.

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Get Paid To Look At Nude Women

"I am not here to bore you with a long drawn out sales pitch :-)"

"I'm gonna make this really easy for you..."

Would you like an extra $2000 a month?

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Don't Miss The Train

THIS IS NO JOKE, SCAM OR SOME MADE UP MONEY GENERATING AUCTION...

IT IS FOR REAL....AN OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME..

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Fish Pancake?

What you are about to see

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Pink Nipple Shaped M And M

This was the last candy in the bag. It looks just like a breast with a nipple. Another strange thing about it, is that it comes from a unique bag of M&M peanuts to help fight Breast Cancer. This bag contained two different shades of pink. The one you are bidding on is a dark pink. The condition is as shown in the pictures. Included in this auction is the bag it came out of. Happy Bidding.

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50 Miniature Liquor Bottles

Unopened! This is part of a huge collection that my sister-in-law amassed back in the seventies. Some of them look very old. I am told that my sister-in-law searched far and wide for rare and unique bottles. She had some bottles from the 30's and 40's and some from the prohibition era, but I'm not sure which ones those are, and I have no idea if they are in this lot. There are a wide variety of liqueurs in this collection. In addition there are whiskey, rum, scotch, gin, vodka, brandy etc. This is an incredible collection.

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Mystery Time Traveling Clock

While doing an experiment that my physics professor said was a waste of time-hooking a Mobius strip (a three dimensional representation of a two dimensional object), to electricity-I discovered something unexpected. My experiment was actually a vortex for objects traveling the sixth dimension, (everyone knows the fifth dimension is totally void). Any how, while running my experiment, I happened to catch this odd looking clock.

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Bugmaster

Bugmaster Model H Yellow in it's original Box with instructions and warranty papers with original receipt from 1958. Appears to be unused.

What fun!

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Mr. Woody

The Original Mr Woody ® hot dog roaster / cookers has come out with their most recent update / innovation to our Novelty Hot Dog forks. Mr Woody is proud to introduce his new CHROME WOODY. You heard us!!! CHROME. At The Original Mr. Woody we go that extra mile to provide you with the finest Novelty Hot Dog roaster you can find. Our Woody's are now plated with the same materials as your cooking grill grates or other grilling utensils you find in retail camping stores. Don't worry about rusting or "high temp" paint that flakes off when you use it. Just keep your Woody clean and you are ready for years of fun at the campfire or grill.

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Nintendo World Championships

I have obtained this cart from a former finalist in the actual championship competition.

It is in very good condition, the label is intact and it is cart number 265.

The cartridge is clean, the contacts are clean and shiny, this thing has been stored in a box on a bookshelf for years.

Known as the Holy Grail amongst gamers and collectors, this cart is one of only 90 ever made.

Only a few have been seen in recent years, and even less of them have been sold.
DON'T MISS OUT ON YOUR CHANCE!

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One Dead Bug

This auction is for one Dead Bug. As a member in good standing of The National Dead Bug Owners Association I guarantee this to be an authentic Dead Bug. We do not deal in fake or live Dead Bugs.

Dead Bugs as pets:

Dead Bugs make perfect pets. No vet bills. No expensive pet food. No having to get up in the middle of the night and let it in or out. Will not wet on your new carpet. Will not dig up your neighbors flowers. Does not chase cars. Will not be kidnapped and held for ransom. With a Dead Bug as a pet you can go on vacation and never come back. Dead Bugs do not fetch sticks, do not roll over, will not shake your hand, will not sit up and beg but they do play dead quite well.

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Holy Hand Grenade

What thouest see with thine eyes is the fabled Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, as carried by Brother Maynard.

This religeous relic is in mint condition and comes with instructions for use when thouest wishest to blow tine enemies to tiny pieces...in they mercy.

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Angel With Attitude

Well, wouldn't you have an attitude if every frog you kissed looking for your prince just stayed a frog?

After all how many frogs does it take?

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Giant Haunted Popcorn Kernel

Don't be afraid to bid. If you win, then you should be afraid...

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Jerry Lewis' Sandwich

On 10/05/2005 Jerry Lewis gave a speech on chronic pain at the Dougherty Arts Center here in Austin, Texas. I was backstage, spoke with Jerry briefly, and saw him take a bite or two of this sandwich before going on to deliver his speech. I believe it is a turkey sandwich, but may be ham, it has been in my freezer for a while and I have forgotten. It still looks pretty much like it did when I picked it up from Jerry's dressing room after he left. Teeth marks are clear. I will keep it frozen and ship it in dry ice, or whatever it takes, to keep it frozen, to the winning bidder.

I will donate 20% of the winning bid amount to the Muscular Dystrophy Association in honor of Jerry. He is one of my heroes, but my wife says she needs the space in the freezer. I have no way to prove to you that this sandwich actually was owned and bitten into by Jerry, but it was; this is an authentic item.

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Sweet Penis?

Oh! Sweet Potato!

This home grown sweet potatoe is an awesome sell. My Mom grew it in her garden and I just had to have it! This resembles a "man's friend" to a T. It is a great conversation piece. It is in good condition and it was picked almost a month ago. I am using what I make from this auction to pay off debt...so help a struggling gal and get the best gift ever.

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Mystery Envelope Diamond Ring?

You are bidding on a mystery E-Envelope. You are bidding on just the envelope and everything else is a bonus. EVERY SINGLE ENVELOPE HAS A MYSTERY INSIDE!! Here is the break down as to what they contain:

1 envelope - Playstation 3

1 envelope - 10 k yellow gold diamond ring

1 envelope - $500.00...

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Laughed My Butt Off

LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF!!!

DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL I GOT TO THE END OF THE LOAF THAT IT LOOKED LIKE A DOGS BUTT.

CAME FROM OUTBACK(WE ARE NOT AFFLIATED WITH OUTBACK)BUT WE DO EAT THERE EVERY SUNDAY.

BE THE FIRST TO BID AND I WILL GET YOU A FULL LOAF OF OUTBACK BREAD WITH HONEYBUTTER.MMM MMM MMM.

THE STUFF ON ITS BUT IS BUTTER-I PUT THAT ON THERE TO SHOW MY BUTT OFF.

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Angry Crab

THIS THING REALLY FREAKED ME OUT!

I FLIPPED THIS SHELL OVER AFTER WE WERE FINISHED EATING TO SEE THIS ANGRY FACE STARING BACK AT ME! WE LOOKED AT THE OTHER SHELLS TO SEE IF THEY HAD THE SAME MARKINGS. THEY DID NOT. IT APPEARS TO HAVE SOME SORT OF CAT (MAYBE LION) FACE SPREAD OUT ON IT. IT ALMOST HAS AN EVIL APPEARANCE TO IT.

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Anna Nicole Smith's Gum

THIS IS A PIECE OF THE LATE GREAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S GUM FOUND IN HOLLYWOOD, FL ON 02/07/07, THE DAY BEFORE SHE PASSED ON. I WAS WALKING BEHIND HER WHEN SHE SPIT OUT HER GUM ON N. OCEAN DR, NORTH OF MIAMI. I HAD NO CLUE I HAD JUST SAVED A PIECE OF HISTORY UNTIL SHE WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD TODAY 02/08/07. FOLKS...THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST PIECE OF GUM SHE CHEWED...

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Jesus And Mary Of York?

Peppermint Paddy that is...
WOW!! I was just about to throw away my york peppermint patty wrapper at work!!! I was having a terrible day, my girlfriend broke up with me and I got a flat tire on the way to work. I told my boss, and he said dont worry it happend for a reaon. I looked at him and said yea right?!?! He told me God works in mysterious ways be patient, dont get upset. I went out front to the store..angry... and grabbed 2 york peppermint patties. As I opened the first one popped it in my mouth crumbled the wrapper and tossed it in the garbage. I said a short prayer and wished my day would get better. I finnished the york and opened the next one. I folded the paper up and tossed it in the trash can. I looked back and noticed I missed!!! So, I walked back over bent down and realized....GOD IS BEING HELD BY HIS MOTHER! and thats what I needed, I needed support like God did when he was a child.

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Pictures Of My Ex.

She left me. But her bills didn't.

I asked her how I was supposed to pay those bills.

She told me to sell something.

So HERE it is, and SHE WAS HOT!!

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Treasure Chest Full Of

Dead Presidents...

Now, since Valentine's Day is coming quickly, we have included a Beautiful Pink Heart Pouch to the mix :) Maybe those who wanted to bid, and didn't get the chance, will be able to join us for this one :)

This auction is for nothing more than a beautiful treasure chest, filled with paper portraits of dead presidents plus one Pink Heart Pouch.

How much is the value you ask... Well, that is where the MYSTERY, and your ability to figure it out, come in...

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Traveling Pinecone

IT HAS TRAVELED FROM THE SAN DIEGO REGION OF CALIFORNIA...

IN AN AIRPLANE ALL THE WAY TO MANSFIELD, OHIO...

WITH A LAY OVER SOMEWHERE IN VIRGINIA...

AND ITS READY FOR MORE FUN TRAVELING!

SO WHERE ARE YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME PINECONE COMPANY?

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Husband's Hole In One

MY HUSBAND HAS TWO HOLE - IN - ONES AND I AM SELLING BOTH OF THEM ONLINE IN AN AUCTION FORMAT. I AM USING THE PROCEEDS TO PAY FOR DAYCARE! I KNOW HE IS WATCHING THE AUCTIONS TO SEE WHAT I SELL OUT OF THE HOUSE. THESE HOLE - IN - ONE BALLS ARE HIS PRIZED POSSESSION.

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Dumpster Diving Tips

Are you sick of get-rich plans swooping your ebay experience like Atkinns and South Beech vultures?*

* Spelling errors are intentional so as not to offend the get-rich and/or passionately diet dedicated companies or our relatives.

Get-ATTKINS-fast - swoop ~ SOUTH RICH - swoop~

Are you of working class heredity,* the chosen marketing demographic for messiahs of the financially independant gospel**?

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Songs For Seduction

Back by popular demand, the forbidden rock/pop music album created for the sole purpose of lightning fast seduction!

By now, after searching the net for the very best in persuasion technology, you probably already know about the amazing power of hypnosis and NLP. You may even have become fascinated by the powers of binary beats and trance inducing rhythms. But what if there were a CD that did all these things FOR YOU, without you having to use all of the patterns and embedded commands yourself? What if there were a Platinum sounding album that set her in just the right rhythm and mood for it's own perfect journey of seduction?

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Beautiful Pinecone Makes Them Happy

Are creditors dragging you down?

Hangovers giving you a case the Mondays?

Is your powdered diet shake mix too dry?

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You're Invited To Our Wedding

This in no joke, My name is Jennifer. I am getting married April 14th, 2007 Near Pittsburgh, Pa. First what you get...round trip tickets, hotel and a great time with really good people at the wedding, we have the best cater in town and a weekend of site seeing it the wonderful city of Pittsburgh. At end of auction I will send out invitation ASAP I will also email a copy if you like. We are honest people just trying to have the wedding we deserve. Read further and you will understand...

I havent exactly had the easiest life but I am not complaining because life if what you make it and you can take bad things and turn them into wonderful things. This is what I did. At the time I met my soon to be husband I was divorced..

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Jesus Christ Action Figure

Jesus is awesome.

Everyone has a different take on Jesus. Muslims saw him as a prophet. Buddhists say he was enlightened. Hindus consider him an avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form), while Christians hail him as the Son of God. But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action ﬁgure ever made. Each hard vinyl Jesus Action Figure stands 5" (12.7 cm) tall with posable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action!

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Wild Screaming Orgasms

Do You Want To Give Women Wild Screaming Orgasms?

Imagine what it would be like to have your woman screaming in earth shattering orgasms.

Imagine your woman wanting it all the time!

How powerful would THAT make you feel?

Hi, I'm David Shade,
I am inspired by women. I am passionate about giving women incredible pleasure. And I've been enjoying doing so since 1974.

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Kentucky Derby Air

That right you are purchasing AIR! Not just any air but air from the KENTUCKY DERBY of 2006!! My wife and I attended the infield and I captured the air in a mason jar just after BARBARO past the finnish line! The jar is totally air tight with Kauqing around the lid.

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Crime Scrap Book

Raw, Remarkable Historic Content From 114 Years Ago.

Historic 1893 Murder Death Crime Foul Play Scrapbook.

"An intense historical treasure" Here's a copy of an old scrapbook of over 200 pages from 1893 - filled from cover to cover with strange, historical, forgotten articles about death, dying and strange and unusual crimes.

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Moaning Finger Pen

Yeh baby!

This highly excitable pen is really smutty. Just pull the finger and it lets out orgasmic noises, climaxing in a AAAAAHHHHH.

It is extremely funny but not one for the kiddies.

Comes complete with batteries.

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Naughty Howard's End

And one ring to rule them all.

Keep your wine as fresh and fruity as you are.

Johnny boy is taking a sensitive stance whist drafting this policy. Cheeky fellow.

He will be the talking piece at your next dinner party or drinks night, bound to get a giggle.

He is also perfect as a gift. It is well made and durable.

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Smoking Baby

***THERE ARE TWO ITEMS INCLUDED IN THIS AUCTION***

1) A SMOKING BABY INCENSE BURNER

This 2¾” tall ceramic baby comes with a pack of ten Li’l Smokes, has one in its mouth, ready to light up...

and

2) A PKG. of 3 REFILL "LIL' SMOKES"

The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in tiny little “cigarette” paper. These refills come with this auction/set...for lots of use!

* Please keep in mind that nobody should smoke especially babies.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Astronaut Diaper

New and improved! For men or women!

This new Astronaut Diaper was recently tested on a 900 mile jealous stalking road trip, and passes the inspection with flying colors!

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Fun Box

WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH nonstop!

Designed with only one purpose: search and destroy boredom!

A product of ingenuity, wit and human curiosity...

Originally designed by four wild friends, this massive fun collection has brought a lot of joy to many, many people. FUNbox includes some of the best jokes from all over the world: videos, pictures, animations - a juicy ensemble of crazy fun, weird and hilarious stuff! The idea of bringing together amateur photo and video productions from the entire planet was picked up by a professional team of designers and artists at Overhorizon Studio mastered the concept and turned it in a professional product now titled the FUNbox. A Huge Ocean of the funniest material ever known lies ahead of you, so set sail and get ready for a hell of exciting journey!

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Skyboy's Custom Cartoons

Hey gang!! Yes, it's been quite a while since I've been on eBay. I kind of feel like Willy Wonka, rarely making a public appearence. Anyhoo, so here I am and I thought it's long since time I stopped in to offer another custom cartoon auction, just like old times!

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Dave's Insanity Extra Hot Sauce

This is my "loss leader" to get all you hot sauce psychos to check out all the other great hot sauces in my store, so please click on the red "visit my ebay store" tag. Will combine shipping on multiple item purchases, let me know what you crave and I will get you a price!

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Monday, February 12, 2007

Love One Of A Kind

Who says you can't buy LOVE??

Do you feel SAD or LONELY?? Did your boyfriend or girlfriend dump you?? Maybe a beloved pet died?? Ever feel UNWANTED and UN-LOVED?? If you answered YES to any of these questions then this is the AUCTION FOR YOU!!! I am personally sending MY love to you...that's right!!! You can finally feel LOVED.

You can rest easily at night knowing that someone (ME!!!) loves you :) Walk proud knowing you are loved by SOMEONE...

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Black Flavored Condoms

5 individual sealed condoms by JAGERMEISTER.

They are coloured condoms with a flavour , the ones that we had before were black and had a banana flavour , though I can not say what colour or flavour these are as they are all still sealed.

They are all in date so could be used 'correctly' but are also great fun for 'party games'

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Daytona Beach Sand

So, you're willing to buy SNOW from Colorado?? HELLO, it melts, probably before it arrives. What will you do with it when it does. Drink it? Make Ice Cubes? Or just keep it in the freezer where you can never use it. What I have here will never melt!!! You don't have to keep it in the freezer, you can keep it anywhere!!!

Yes, its the real thing-SAND! But not just any sand. This is sand that I collected myself from Daytona Beach. I've even thrown in the shells I collected at the same time; at the same beach! And I've even put them in a nifty little glass container, with feet. So now you can have sand between your toes any time you feel like it. And if you use it all, don't worry!!!

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Crucified Potato

While cooking dinner this potato was cut in half.

and a crucifix was indented in the middle.

The potato is still refridgerated and is in water.

It has not been tampered with at all and is still fresh.

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Buy My Debt No Reserve

Here's the deal, I'm a 25 year old ex military firefighter struggling to make ends meet as it is. I recieved a notice that my nearly non-existant wages are being garnished because Allied Interstate thinks money grows on trees.....trees I can't find. If you have found one of these magical trees and wish to help,

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My Used Shower Towel

YES I AM SELLING MY USED SHOWER TOWEL-I WILL THROW IN MY WASHCLOTH FOR FREE.
COURSE IT IS CLEAN-USED FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY.

I WILL ADD EXTRA CLOTHING ITEMS IF AUCTION REACHES $100.00 OK CRAZY IDEA-BUT...

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Anna Nicole Smith Tribute Guitar

Anna Nicole Smith Tribute Guitar.

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1906 Quake Remains Treasure Map

~ FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION ~

"X" MARKS THE SPOT

Or in this case it only marks the city!

So here's the story. Almost everyone knows of the Great Quake in 1906 San Francisco. Just after the quake there was a truly devastating fire that burnt down huge sections of the city.

The City, in it's rush to rebuild, carted off the trash, ignored common sense building codes, embarked on a publicity campaign and proceeded with the rebirth of San Francisco.

BUT...

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NASA Astronaut Doll

NASA ASTRONAUT DOLL IN SPACE SUITE & DIAPER 15IN. TALL LOOKS GOOD.

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Russian Officer's Winter Ushanka Hat

NO RESERVE 5 DAYS AUCTION!!!

AUTHENTIC RUSSIAN / SOVIET RED ARMY USHANKA:
TANK COMMANDER's WINTER HAT.

COMES WITH ORIGINAL SOVIET "HAMMER & SICKLE" BADGE & 2 EXTRA BONUS "RED STAR" BADGES FOR FREE!!

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How To Analyze The Human Skull

A instructional guide to the reading of one's skull in relation to the personalities of that individual. Phrenology was very popular in the 1800's and was rooted from psychology, it was derived out of mesomorphic shapes of people and their individual personalities. Hence the shape of one's skull, the bumps, protrusions, size, symmetry and shape influence the individuals personality. This classic book reveals how to achieve the art of reading an individual skull.

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Elvis Haunts Guitar

I've never been one to believe in ghosts or the paranormal. But, Myself and my family have heard this guitar play Elvis's Love Me Tender.

My mother was a huge collector and she passed on I started selling off some of her collection and soon after we heard the song playing. It's creepy and very wierd to me.

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Fill An Empty Can Trick

Digital delivery only: This is a digital item. Digital delivery information provided by the seller.

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Bust Your Nuts

Have you ever wanted to own a huge industrial piece of machinery in your kitchen but said " who the heck has room for THAT in their kitchen?!"

Or, have you ever wanted to bust your nuts or someone else's with minimal effort on your part?

Or have you ever wanted to have something that really makes no sense to have other than the enjoyment factor?

WELL, welcome to the NUT PULVERIZER 2007!! It's a small, home sized version of a huge industrial machine that not only busts your nuts, but busts a friends' nuts also!!

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Anna Nicole Smith's Ghost

Mystery Spirit Of Anna Nicole Smith Showing In My Picture.

Anna Nicole Likes Memorial So Much She Appears in picture taken on the Wall Above It!

I was moved by her recent passing so..decided to make a small memorial. I printed it out and put it in a frame and placed it near my bed.
I took a picture of it...

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Treasurs From The Best

THIS IS NOT YOUR ORDINARY MYSTERY BOX!!!

NO GAMES! NO MINDLESS CLUES! REAL TREASURE!!!

MY GIFT TO YOU!

We are doing early spring cleaning and found this box pushed in the back of the attic. Opening it up, I was surprised to find a small treasure. I thought they were lost long ago. Filled with small antiques and vintage items, I decided to sell them as a group. I was going to post each one individually, but I have no ideal how to grade or value them.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Before And After Boob Job

I HAD MY APPOINTMENT TODAY FOR A CONSULTATION ON GETTING A BOOB JOB! I GOT THE FINAL COST TODAY AND NEEDLESS TO SAY IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO NEED TO DO A LITTLE "FUND RAISING". I GOT THIS IDEA FROM WATCHING A NEWS STORY THE OTHER NIGHT. I AM ABOUT $1500 SHORT OF THE $5500 COST. I'M HOPING TO HELP RAISE THIS BUY SELLING SOME BEFORE AND AFTER PICS :) CONSIDER IT A DONATION WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU!

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Sweet Valentine!

Valentine's Day is special to me because it is the day I celebrate my wedding anniversary.

Make your own Valentine's Day special with Chocolate and Raspberry.

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Happy Mickey Mouse Watch

YOU DON`T SEE WRIST WATCHES LIKE THIS EVERYDAY.

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Red Hot Peters

Everyone needs a llittle Red Hot Peter - now and then...

Now you can have as many as you like!
(or as many as you can handle)

Grow your own Red Hot Peters!

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Collectors Mystery Auction

*HELLO KITTY MYSTERY AUCTION*

LIMITED EDITION 30 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP

30 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PLUSH HELLO KITTY DOLL

THIS DOLL IS UNIQUE, RARE AND VERY VALUABLE.

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1 Year Of College Tuition

Would you be willing to pay one penny for one year of tuition, room, board, and applicable fees at a Christian university rated #12 in comprehensive colleges and universities in the west by US News & World Report?

You are bidding on one year of tuition, room, board and applicable fees for the 2007-2008 Academic Year at Oklahoma Wesleyan University (www.okwu.edu) in Bartlesville, OK...

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Jesus Appears On WTC Painting

Yes, if you look closely, you can see JESUS in the blue paint spill on this painting. I have circled the part of the spill that looks like Jesus. This is remarkable.

I was commissioned by a friend in the States to create a painting for her of the twin towers as a memorial. She really loved those towers and wanted me to commemorate them for her. I began to paint, and after about 30 minutes, I got up to get a glass of water to drink as I was thirsty...

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Voodoo Doll Madly In Love

THE MOST POPULAR VOODOO DOLLS - The perfect Gift! - Truly, Madly and Deeply in Love!

For: You just met that special someone and you're ready to take your relationship one step forward; as for old couples, you may have lost that loving feeling and you'd better rekindle this love back to the way it was in the good old days. Let Truly, Madly, and Deeply In Love to keep you together forever and ever.

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Bigfoot Cast?

Bigfoot/Sasquatch Footprint Casting & Poster

Shortly after a reported Bigfoot sighting near Oregon Caves I had the opportunity to explore the area. It was during that hike that I came across what appeared to be a large track. Raining hard and being alone, I didn't stay around long enough. This was my first experience and regretfully the only proof I gathered was a short video (see stills above).

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Fat Ass Mystery Auction

Fun MysTERY aucTIon that the winner will love. Its been a looooooooooog time since we've done a mystery auction so its time for another. You are bidding on a FAT A$$ item. Yep, its one FAT A$$ deal. Everyone loves a FAT A$$ deal, don't you? In addition, I'm pulling some goodies out of the cellar to add to sweeten the pot on this deal.

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Pet Mouse Willy Warmer

New original design Mouse Willy Warmer. Easy to wear by pulling the comfort draw string to snuggle all the parts together. Fits most sizes. Easy to wash and dry. Eyes are glued on so may have to be reglued after washing. A fun item to give to the guy that has just about everything!

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Professional Thumb Wrestling Ring!

Hog Wild Professional Thumb Wrestling Ring!!

Blue And Gold!! Pro Thumb Wrestling!!

Insert Thumbs Through Opposite corner Holes And Come Out Wrestling!!

Pin Your Opponents Thumb and Win!!

GET READY TO THUMBLE!!

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Toad Coin Purse

Genuine cane toad (minus back legs) has been tanned and made into a high quality, zipper coin purse/keychain. I use mine every day! Body is 4" long, stuffed arms are 2 1/2" long, eyes are now plastic with black pupils that move. Cane toad was imported to Australia to fight a cane beetle problem - it became a problem itself. As a toxic toad, it multiplied rapidly, killing crocs, pet dogs, anything that tried to eat it. Aussies now catch them by the thousands and recycle them in this manner...

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Plastic Surgeon Clock

If your a PLASTIC SURGEON, or specialize in surgery, in the health feild or just love fun medical items this clock is for you or someone you know!
Will look great anywhere.

Especially in a doctors or nurses office.

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Harmony...Napkins

These are Brand New, Unused and in Brilliant Condition.

They are white paper napkins with Harmony Airways Logo.

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Cobra In A Bottle

This is a real baby cobra preserved in a bottle . It is supposed to be Viet Nam made wine and if you read the tag it cures every thing from E.D.to high blood pressure. But at the same time it says Not for human consumption. At any rate it is a really nice conversation piece .

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Vintage Shoney's Menus

The menus where never used in a restaurant. They haven't even been folded. The front image is the Shoney's Big Boy. I'm not sure of the age of these menus but the price of a Seafood meal is $2.15.There are a few bends along the edges, but nothing that should effect the value, to be close to atleast 30 years old they are in GREAT shape.

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Guitar Playing Florida Coconut

WOW! HERE WE HAVE A REAL COCONUT SHELL CARVED INTO A GUITAR PLAYER. THIS WILL GET LOTS OF LAUGHS. GOOD LUCK. ALSO GREAT FOR KIDS. BID NOW.

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Thursday, February 8, 2007

Internet Urinal With Female Adapter

One Internet Urinal, for Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber dating - the internet has become an addictive and time consuming force in many people's lives.

In fact, with so much to do and see online, there's no compelling reason to get up and do anything else. But when nature calls, connectivity has to wait. Or does it?

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dear sir, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. if i bid and don't pay, will you consider it water under the bridge or my desk?
Q2. if you sold a million of these would people say to you ' urine the money'?
Q3. if my boss at work tries to steal this item after i use it and my co-workers ask me what he's doing, should i reply he's taking a leak?
Q4. if i am unsure as to how to operate this item, will you say it's just a matter of getting your feet wet?
Q5. if this item is lost in transit, will i be pissed off or on?
Q5. you state in your ad the item is new and unused, are you willing to shake on it?
Q6. if i complain of a spillage problem with this item, are you willing to hear me out or will you tell me to put a lid on it?
Q7. does this item come with a warranty or a sponge?
Q8. if i use this item at work, will i be considered the whiz kid of the office staff?
i shall be outside writing my name in the snow as i await your reply.....JBH

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Working Time Machine!

Here is your chance to own your own working TIME MACHINE.

It will allow you to go forward or back in time up to 12 hours.It will also allow you to stop time.Think of all the things you could do.Here is a few examples....

#Never be late for work again...

#Extend those work breaks...

#Use the stop time function and stay a little longer at the Bar after work...

I could go on and on the possibilities are endless...

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Become Invisible

This is not a toy, a magic trick or a scam.

This is not an illusion, a rip-off or a ninja technique.

No Lies! Become 100% Invisible!

This works even when you're completely surrounded by cameras or people.

The Secret of Invisibility renders the user completely invisible.

This method is currently in use by the CIA and foreign intelligence agencies.

Don't Scoff! You can go anywhere (at anytime) without being seen.

You're invisible to all you meet... not even a shadow.

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My Dad Pulled His Hair Out Over...

My Tuition Bill!! The man shown here is my Father. The pictures have been blurred to protect the identity of the bald. Before my tuition bill dad enjoyed a full head of fake, but plentiful hair. After his reaction to my tuition bill, he has been known to sport funny hats, like the ones shown here, to cover his naked head.

You are bidding on one of the most UNIQUE items on Ebay---My Dad's HAIR PIECE!

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My Heart

Well I have desided to Sell My Heart. Yep My Heart.

It is in Good condition. You may do with as you want. You will recieve it in your mail box. Im sorry I could not rip my Heart out of my body so I will be sending it to you on Paper. You can see it in the picture below. You may Frame it, throw it away, Flush it down the potty or Let you doggy use it to potty on. Whatever does not matter to me. It is yours after purchuse, The Whole thing Not just Half of my heart the Whole Thing!! This would make a Great Valentines Day Gift for Anyone!!

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Traveling Jeans

THESE JEANS WERE FIRST LISTED BY jennifera865, AND SHE ADDED MIRRORS IN THE SHAPE OF THE LETTER "J" TO THEM. THEN, I WON THEM AND ADDED A LITTLE RUFFLE TO THE POCKET (not sure why I chose a ruffle, lol) AND SIGNED MY NAME TO THEM AND NOW...

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DisObey Bush

DisObey anti-Bush

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I'll Draw Your Next Tattoo

Would you like to have a tattoo of something that no one else has for once? Would you like to have a cartoon of some animal on your body? Well who wouldn't?

Here's your chance to have a completely ONE OF A KIND tattoo. I draw my own cartoons and yea, they're a little on the weird side, but I've seen some tattoos on people's bodies, and these are tame compared to what I've seen.

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Brain On Drugs

BRAIN ON DRUGS

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Barb Wire Bracelet

EACH BRACELET HANDMADE PERSONALIZED TO JUST YOUR SIZE! Fine handcrafted jewelry made from a tube of 12 karat gold and solid sterling silver. Can also be made in a all 12k gold or all sterling silver. These unique bracelets are beautiful and the pictures, truly do not do them justice.

Unique item, new to our inventory, looks like real barb wire only made from jewelers quality gold and silver wire. Each handcrafted. Very durable for every day wear. Great for Christmas, birthday, or any time! Nothing says I love you like a custom madegift!!

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Deja Brew

DEJA BREW College Humor.

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Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Miraculous Jesus Saved My Life!!!

OK SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE ASKING WHY AM I SELLING THIS FIRST OFF I WANT TO GET MY STORY OUT SECOND IS FAITH IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN THIS AUCTION GOD CAN DO MIRACULOUS THINGS IN YOUR LIFE . HERES MY STORIE 2 WEEKS AGO JAN 20TH I WAS ON MY WAY TO A SALE WITH MY BROTHER AND MY FRIEND I WAS JUST FINE GETTING READY WHEN WE GOT IN THE CAR I WAS TICKLED TO BE OUT OF THE HOUSE AND GOING SOME WHERE .BY THE TIME WE GOT LESS THEN A MILE I STARTED WITH A BAD HEADACHE THAT STARTED IN MY HEAD AND DOWN MY NECK I TOLD THEM TO GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW (THIS IS THE FIRST MIRACLE)...

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Bitch Lotion

USE WITH "BITCH LIP BALM" FOR EXTREME BITCHINESS!!!

ELIMINATES DRYNESS AND "MEAN STREAKS!!"

EXTRA ABRASIVE

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My Ding A Ling...

My Ding A Ling Mystery auction.

I just love my Ding A Ling so much I thought I would share it with someone else and let them feel the joy I have felt while playing with Ding A Ling!

You can play with it by yourself or invite that special someone to play with it!

Either way it is great fun!

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Love Packages

Love Packages So Divine took my troubles down to Madame Rue
And asked her how to show my love to you She's got a pad down on Thirty-fourth and Vine Selling love packages so divine...

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Felt

Another Heart felt Auction...

Checkmark any and all that apply

Recently felt in love -

Never felt in love before -

Have you ever felt loney -

Have the sudden urge to be felt...

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Gay Hot Dog Roaster

Let me try and explain what has happened here. The folks at Our Attic Goods have been making and selling Mr. Woody for some time now (check our feedback ( 1460)We were cleaning the house a few months ago and this is what we found tucked away in the corner of a closet. It was one of our old original Mr. Woodys that appeared to be a "factory defect," or was it ?? You see this Woody had been welded on backwards in error, and was tucked away to the side to be dealt with later. How it ended up in our closet is still a mystery. We made the decision to have him "repaired" but then realized maybe we shouldn't be playing God...

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Real Dime Bag

Dude, if you're looking for a seriously chronic
dime bag then you have come to the right auction.

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Bob Dylan's Rare Unreleased Recordings

Greetings fellow Bob Dylan fans. I am listing a RARE COLLECTABLE. A previously UNRELEASED recording of Bob and friends performing three full renditions of "Sidewalks, Fences, and Walls". Two versions are unedited, complete with studio chatter from Bob and musicians/engineer (Producer David Briggs [February 29, 1944 - November 26, 1995] An American record producer best known for his work with Neil Young and Crazy Horse)

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Tattoo A Foreign Lady

I have been reading the totally bizarre section of ebay and have come across a few men wanting to seller space on their backs for a business to advertise their logo etc on them.

I got to thinking... I love tattoos.. I have 16, I am well up for this.. and what makes ME different.. is I'm a female!!

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Valentine's Gift For...

Valentins's Gift For, that person that's done you wrong. Here is my story, and every bit of it is true. I own a small business, and my life as I KNEW IT was pretty good, until the cane mysteriously ended up laying across the doorway which seperates my waiting room, and workshop. I am a professional dog groomer, and work alone. I work by appointments, and don't sell any retail products, so the only people that come into the shop are my clients scheduled on their given day. You know, not alot of traffic. On Friday dec 1, a petite asian woman came in to make an appointment for her dachsund to have a bath. 2 seconds, no problem, so I told her to bring the dog in at 2 that afternoon. She never showed, which I thought was odd, but I didn't even take her number, and shrugged it off...

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Stuffed Gorilla

*This auction is for a stuffed gorilla only, the items he may be stuffed with is a free gift from me to you!

He is irresistible!

LOOK AT HIM!

He is holding a heart that says - DO YOU LOVE ME?

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Heart Shaped Potato Chip

Right as I was about to chow down into a nice, cool, refreshing Ruffle Potato Chip, I noticed that it had a slightly unusual, but familiar shape. I could have added it to my collection of strangely shaped potato chips, including Michael Jackson's head, Wisconsin, and a Bob Sacramento from Seinfeld. However, I decided to share this one with the world.

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Deformed Crackers

2 exremely RARE Saltine Crackers that were the first 2 crackers that i just pulled out of a brand new package. These crackers look like they have extra pieces of dough that fell off one of the machines "cooked" into them. I actually called to complain about it and was offered money by one of the reps on the line. I denied the offer and decided I would put these on eBay.

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Horned Mummified Fetus

A Modern Sideshow Gaff Of A Mummified Horned "Whatz It" Fetus

I Don't Even Know What To Call This One So I'll Let The Photos Do The Talking For It
But, Remember These Were Taken Close Up With A Flash Imagine How It Will Look In A Display Setting...

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Murder, Lindbergh, Hauptmann...

EXTRA!...EXTRA!...EXTRA!.

BRUNO HAUPTMANN EXECUTED!!!…A TREASURE FOR AFFICIANADOES OF HISTORIC CRIME!
PRESENTING AN EXTREMELY RARE COLLECTION OF AUTHENTIC TRUE CRIME MEMORABILIA DEALING WITH THE KIDNAPPING AND MURDER OF THE CHARLES LINDBERGH BABY!

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Buy Irag And Decide It's Fate

Own Iraq in March.

www.WhoOwnsYourCountry.com (known as WOYC) is a geographical billboard for private and corporate users all over the world. Advertise yourself, your company or products using an original concept widely publicized through the web at prices entirely set by the market. This project has just been launched. It has already received thousands of clicks and continues to grow rapidly. Take advantage of owning a country for the month of March at a very low price.

We are now pledging 10% of our proceeds to the charity Friends of the Earth International (FOE). FOE campaigns on today's most urgent environmental and social issues. Now you can advertise with a conscience! For more on FOE's programs go to www.foei.org.

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Smush Bush

FACTORY NEW comes in factory packaging

hand exercisor and stress reliever.

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Mojo

IS YOUR MOJO GONE? DID SOMEONE TAKE IT?

OR JUST DIDN'T USE IT, AND NOW IT'S GONE?

MAYBE YOUR RUNNING LOW? WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE

TO REPLENISH YOUR SUPPLY! ! DON'T MISS OUT.

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Home Grown Sack

This is a great gift for the College campus or the family room. Buyer to pay 5.00 shipping. We will ship up to 3 sacks to...

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Personal Letter From Your Hot Girlfriend

A personalized letter from me, along with a 4X6 photo of the pic that you see below at the bottom of this page. I can be whomever you want me to be, and I will write about whatever you want me to, just let me know and I will write the letter to your specifications.

This auction meets all of the requirements to be listed in this category. This is NOT a sexual offer in any way, nor will you receive any type of nudity. You are simply receiving a personalized hand written letter addressed to YOU, the highest bidder, along with my photo.

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Please Help Me Clean My Room

Okay, I have a serious problem here people! My room is a MESS. I have this room dedicated to items purchased to resell on eBay but I seem to buy things much quicker than I manage to list and sell them. As you can tell by the pictures, I am serious need of your help! If everyone helps me just a little I will be able to get to my computer without jumping over things!

Much of my problem is that I can't make decisions about how to sell my inventory. I'm constantly asking myself questions like "Should I sell this on its own or wait until I have more and make a lot of similar items?" and "Would this sell better as an auction or can I save money by putting it in my store?". A lot of the time I put off selling items because I just don't know what they're worth. I have a messy room filled with movies, video games, magazines, books, antiques, vintage toys, action figures, brand new toys, comic books, jewellery and everything in between...

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Levitation System

Learn how to make a borrowed playing card float from hand to hand, and then all the way around your body! Borrow a credit card, business card, playing card, or just about any type of card and cause it to fly around, with no apparent hook-up! Spectators will talk about this trick for a long time.

You can also make the card jump right out of the spectators hand and then float the card between your hands. Many things are possible with this trick. The fully illustrated booklet shows you everything you need to know. Nothing has been left out. Includes the necessary secret stuff to make it work.

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My Dignity

In need of dignity? Take mine! I'm a poor, struggling student at a major Midwestern university who desperately needs to get money to buy beer. Since I am a theatre major I have no more use for my dignity!

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Send The Jerk A Message

2 Months ago I had bought my ex who I now call a jerk a dart board for his birthday to put in what use to be OUR garage.

Then that jerk decided that for some reason he didn't want to be with me any more & left me for no good reason.

Now I have this stupid brand new dart board that I will never use and is just taking up space what little space that I have...

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Solid As A Rock Hotdog

Very Unique Rock that is naturally shaped like a Hot Dog in a Bun! This is one piece and exactly as it was found in nature. The bun part is sandstone, I don’t know what kind of rock the black hotdog is, but it’s all one solid piece. My father-in-law found it at a beach along the central California coast.

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Rare Crime Documentation

BRUNO HAUPTMANN EXECUTED!!!…A TREASURE FOR AFFICIANADOES OF HISTORIC CRIME!
PRESENTING AN EXTREMELY RARE COLLECTION OF AUTHENTIC TRUE CRIME MEMORABILIA DEALING WITH THE KIDNAPPING AND MURDER OF THE CHARLES LINDBERGH BABY!

FASCINATING BEYOND WORDS!…… THESE GENUINE 1930’s NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS TRANSPORT ONE BACK TO THE PERIOD OF THE ACTUAL CRIME ITSELF AND THE ELECTRIC CHAIR EXECUTION OF THE MAIN SUSPECT, PETTY CRIMINAL BRUNO HAUPTMANN!… GET READY FOR DISCOVERY AS LONG-FORGOTTEN DETAILS AND SUSPICIONS ARE REVEALED!

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Lovers Triad

3 WAYS TO...

ENHANCES & FACILITATES ERECTIONS

AROUSES & STIMULATES CLITORIS

VIBRATES & PLESURIZES PENIS

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Hot Stuff

You are bidding on one hot sauce packet. It could be used to make things taste good, or whatever else you might have in mind. This would definately make a great gift for any loved one, imagine the look on your sweeties face :) as an added bonus, I will also draw a picture of jesus on it as well. GOOD LUCK!!

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Embalmers Watch

Anubis peforming an embalming, this watch even has a miniature trocar in it for you fluid pushers.

This watch is custom designed for us. You won't find it available any place else. Comes with a unisex black padded band. All watches have a replaceable battery.

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Sigmund Is Listening

Sigmund Freud Nodder / Bobble Head With Phalic Cigar.

Standing 7" tall, and dressed in a dapper grey suit, this hard plastic Sigmund Freud Nodder is ready to unlock the mysteries of your brain. Prop him somewhere private and he'll listen patiently as you prattle on about your mother, your fear of volcanoes and your fondness for burlap. Move or tap him and his oversized head will respond with a pensive nod.

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Sunday, February 4, 2007

Unique Rare Find Natural Star Wars...

This little Watto was found in a tub of chocolate rainbow chip cookies purchased at the local general store. The tub of 100 or so small, 1 inch cookies seemed normal enough until I came across this one and thought to myself "Hey, this looke like Watto!".

They're tastely cookies and I've been tempted to gobble this one up but I know that there are probably lots of Star Wars fans out there who would love this unique, limited edition Watto cookie! Do you see the resemblance?

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Mystery I Love Rock N Roll Trash Can

Mystery I Love Rock ' N Roll Trash Can Auction With Bling, Cash, Gold & More!
Welcome to my Mystery Rock 'N Roll auction! This auction is fit for anyone who loves to be pampered with the best!

An auction package worth up to $15,000.00, or MORE!!!

This auction is guaranteed to value way over what you pay!!

You are bidding on A Rock 'N Roll trash can and only a trash can, the Free gifts inside are just that FREE gifts!!

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Redneck Warning Wood Gun

This is a unique warning sign intended to attract attention. The gun is hand made of wood and depressed to look old. The barrell is tarnished copper tubing. The sign is Cedar, hand carved with stained dark brown letters. Both pieces are connected by a hand twisted wire and is ready to hang anywhere you desire. The overall measurement is 19" wide by 10" high, including the wire...6" from the top of the gun to the bottom of the sign.

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Alien Stuck In Red Oak Tree

WARNING: THIS IS LISTED FOR A FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS BLONDE WITH A VERY LARGE CONEHEAD ! THIS IS HIS STORY. I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT! IF ANYBODY WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THERE WERE REALLY ALIENS FROM OUTERSPACE I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED. BUT WHEN I CUT THIS TREE DOWN SOMETHING TOLD ME SAVE THIS LOG. SO I DID. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS; THE WAY THAT THE TREE LOOKED LIKE AS THOUGH IT HAD ARMS, MAYBE IT WAS GREEN SLIME OOZING FROM THE BOTTOM, PERHAPS I'M JUST NUTS AND LIKE LOGS,

I DON'T KNOW. SO I KEPT IT. I USUALLY JUST SPLIT THE WOOD UP AND THROW THEM IN FIRE BUT THIS ONE WAS DIFFERENT. IT TRIED TO TALK TO ME, AT FIRST A VERY LOW MURMUR AND AS TIME WENT BY IT BECAME LOUDER! LOUDER !! LOUDER!!! IT SOUNDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS "BLEEP BLOOP BEEP BOOP BLEEOP BOOP BOP BAP BING BONG AND THEN FINALLY KABOING," OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I BECAME FED UP SO I CUT IT IN TWO TO KILL IT, AND THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

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Taken From Prince's Golden Globe...

I was in California on vacation visiting my best friend. We watched the stars walk the red carpet into the Golden Globes, totally fun. My friends boyfriend worked on the set up crew for the Golden Globes, he told us that Prince ( my friends favorite singer) was having a afterparty at his hotel The Wilshire Grand. We snuck in and ended up finding out which room it was.

We waited ,and walked right in with a big group of people. We were scanning his room in amazement when i heard someone say " Who are they" we immediatly made a beeline for the bathroom. Once inside the bathroom we decided that once we walked out the door that we would probably be kicked out. So we wanted to take something to remember this occasion by. My friend took a robe and two towels. I took all his freebies. They include the following items from...

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Want My Green Monkey?

HERE IS A HUGE GREEN MONKEY. HE HAS BEEN A BAD BOY SO WE MUST PART WITH HIM. AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICS HE IS BIGGER THAN MY 3 YEAR OLD. JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS IS A STUFFED ANIMAL NOT A REAL MONKEY. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THIS MONKEY.

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Jumbo Beer Drinking Cribbage Game

The Drinking Cribbage Board

Made of wood, Measures 10 1/2" long and 7" at the widest point. Sealed in Plastic.

Jumbo Beer Mug with Pegs 2-4 Players.

Pegs are stored on the backside.

Instructions on how to play cribbage the good old fashioned way or the drinking way are included. Play the drinking way
and see if anyone finishes. Wild shot and drink penalties, a whole new way to play. It may not be who wins, it may be who finishes.

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Geniune Oregon Rain

"GENUINE OREGON RAIN"

SOUVENIR OF "RAINMAKER DAY" JULY 12,1970

CONTAINS 3.37 INCHES OF GENUINE OREGON RAIN,OR APPROXIMATELY THE AMOUNT OF RAIN FALLING IN SALEM,OREGON PER MONTH.

"NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION"

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Continuing Education

This auction is for a thank you prayer for you from me.

I just recently was informed that my boss is retiring and due to a move to a new building by his partner he decided this within the last few weeks. The other employer for whom I have been working an additional 10 hrs per week now doesn't have room to take me.

I have come to realization that I have to find work quickly or a way to bring money in so I can finally have the time and money (all at once..!! what a thought) to finish my degree.

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Illegal Drugs Addiction Rehab

Historic Marijuana & Drug Films Social Seminar DVD

Topics include marijuana, alcohol, teenage drinking, drinking and driving, heroin, peer pressure, gateways drugs, propaganda, addiction and so much more is included in this unbelievable collection.

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Friday, February 2, 2007

Positive Pregnancy Test

Fool your friends and family with a real positive pregnancy test! Image the look on thier face when you show them a POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST! This is a great gag gift for boyfriends, husbands, parents, or ANYONE! Did someone play a prank on you and you need to get back at them? Want to see if your man is committed? A real positive pregnancy test will make anyones jaw drop! THIS IS A REAL PREGNANCY TEST, The box has been opened to perform the urine test to obtain a GENUINE, REAL, POSITIVE PREGNANCY RESULT. This is NOT a fake test, with fake marker lines! Again, these are genuine results obtained by a pregnant woman. With April Fool's Day fast approaching, dont delay, BID NOW!

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Giant 2 Headed Rat

GIANT 2 HEADED RAT. THIS IS A VERY NICE SIDESHOW GAFF. THIS WAS MADE FROM REAL RATS. THIS FREAK OF NATURE IS IN VERY GOOD CONDITION. SEE PICS BELOW. THIS RAT SIZE IS FROM HEADS TO BUTT IS 11 1/2 INCHES LONG OVER ALL LONG WITH TAIL IS 21 1/2 INCHES. 4 1/2 INCHES TALL AND 5 TALL. THIS RAT IS HUGE. VERY NICE. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO A YOUR VERY OWN FREAK. THIS IS A MUST FOR ANY CIRCUS SIDESHOW COLLECTOR.

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Milk Chocolate Willie

BRAND NEW MILK CHOCOLATE WILLIE!

NEW/SEALED IN BOX.

TASTY + DICKIOUS.(contains 1 x EDIBLE MILK CHOCOLATE WILLIES 100g)

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dear sir, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. do you have this item made as white chocolate also, or would that be too small to bother selling?
Q2. if richard roundtree fed this to his girlfriend, would she think he's giving her the shaft?
Q3. if this item has a creamy white filling and i thoroughly enjoy comsuming it, will i be inexplicably compelled to march in the next gay pride parade?
Q4. is this a plain ordinary chocolate bar or does it come with nuts?
Q5. if i were a butler and bought several of these for my employer, would i receive a rebate or a master bate?
Q6. if elliot ness bought this item for his son paul, would you address the box to the actual buyer or to p.ness?
Q7. if i am the only person on my street to own this item, will i be considered cock of the walk or just a lucky stiff?
Q8. am i in danger of getting an S.T.D. from this item ( sugary tasting delight )?
i shall be attempting to get a grip as i await your reply.....JBH

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Hard Boiled Sweets Willies

BRAND NEW SUCCULENT HARD WILLIES!

NEW/SEALED IN TIN TASTY + DICKIOUS.

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Nipple Rings With Flashing Lights

Strobing Nipple Rings, Adjustable, Non-Piercing.

Nipple Rings with Brillant Strobing Lights.

Batteries included...

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Classic Phobia DVD

Two film collection about overcoming your fears. First film follows a young teen boy who is scared of the water, while the second film follows a young boy who is scared of the dark. Miraculously, both boys get over their fears with the right help.

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Used Army Knife

This is a army nife and its been used,very sharp and clean.

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I Spy Rock

What can you spy in this fossil rock?

I spy some sort of creature with big eyes and open mouth, a seashell, white skull, bunny, moon, tiny horse head, embryo, bird, bear, and other oddities. Some parts of the rock you can see into, and other parts have sparkle.

The rock itself is smooth and shines. I measured it to be 1.5"long and 1" wide. I originally acquired the rock from my great grandfather who was a rock hound. I would say this is a lucky find!! May it bring you good luck.

See what you can spy in the I spy rock!

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