
One Internet Urinal, for Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber dating - the internet has become an addictive and time consuming force in many people's lives.
In fact, with so much to do and see online, there's no compelling reason to get up and do anything else. But when nature calls, connectivity has to wait. Or does it?
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dear sir, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. if i bid and don't pay, will you consider it water under the bridge or my desk?
Q2. if you sold a million of these would people say to you ' urine the money'?
Q3. if my boss at work tries to steal this item after i use it and my co-workers ask me what he's doing, should i reply he's taking a leak?
Q4. if i am unsure as to how to operate this item, will you say it's just a matter of getting your feet wet?
Q5. if this item is lost in transit, will i be pissed off or on?
Q5. you state in your ad the item is new and unused, are you willing to shake on it?
Q6. if i complain of a spillage problem with this item, are you willing to hear me out or will you tell me to put a lid on it?
Q7. does this item come with a warranty or a sponge?
Q8. if i use this item at work, will i be considered the whiz kid of the office staff?
i shall be outside writing my name in the snow as i await your reply.....JBH