
Pure Essex Soil For Sale
100% will go to Cancer Research in association with The Bobby Moore Fund.
http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/bobbymoorefund/
All Proceeds will be donated at the to the West Ham Abseil event on the 17th of March. More information in the link below.
http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/inyourarea/southernregion/localevents/
This is an auction of 5kg of Pure Essex Soil.
Clay Rich and well watered!
VIEW AUCTION HERE
dear sir, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. if i ask for 10kg instead of your offer of 5kg will you honor my request or just consider me a ground hog?
Q2. was this item once owned by the famous tv actor lorne green?
Q3.is this your average every day turf or would you say it's a cut above the rest?
Q4.as a follow up to Q1, if i wish additional quantites are you willing to go the whole nine yards?
Q5. is there any information you may have witheld about this item or have you given me all the dirt?
Q6. i am considering this item as a burial plot for my ex-wife, therefore, what is the shipping cost for the entire field?
i shall be digging a hole in my backyard as i await your reply.....JBH
Dear Sir / Madam,
In response to your "several questions"
Q1. If you asked me for 10kg instead of 5kg that would be fine, but I would ask that you dig up some extra cash when paying to cover postage and packing.
Q2. Im afraid Lorne Green lived in the Essex in America, sorry for the confusion.
Q3. No this turf is not average at all, it is clay rich, well watered, fertilised daily by 1 - 2 horses and is taken from a private field, with no public access.
Q4. Of course I would go the whole 9 yards if you were willing to go the extra mile in digging up more P&P.
Q5. Im sorry to hear about your Ex-Wife, The entire field is around the size of an English Football field so around a few zeros added to the end price might cover postage.
Remember to line your hole with something so if you do win this item when you plant in the new soil it doesnt become contaminated with second rate mud.
Yours Sincerly Max King