DIVORCE SURVIVAL KIT FOR HIM

This is a "divorce survival kit for him" designed to help toward a smooth break up.

The Kit includes:

A Legal Fee Voucher which entitles the bearer to one free consultation with the law firm of Wee, Fukkem and Howe.

A tube of Self Esteem Cream;

Toothbrush to brush that bad taste away!

Nudie Book for those lonely nights ahead!

Spanish Fly Pill - in case you ever get a date!

This item is brand new and boxed. It is a light hearted gift for someone who is going through a divorce.

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This funny ashtray is designed to look like a real pair of lungs. As you place a cigarette on the trough, the ashtray starts coughing!

This is a great novelty item for anyone trying to give up or unrepentant smokers, if nothing else, there's a certain sadistic pleasure in watching them think they're going crazy as their ashtray splutters away.

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THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION GETS MY SERVICE TO DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. IF THERE ARE EXPENSES INVOLVED, THEY WILL HAVE TO BE COVERED AS WELL. I AM A VERY WELL...

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Two Wild & Crazy Guys From The Gay 90s...

Hans & Wilhelm are two good friends in the 1890s. They seem to have everything that two young men would desire. They are good looking and are stylish dressers. They come from good families and live in big houses.

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New in the box - works on 9 volt battery - voice activated - answers all of your questions positively - example - I'M SURE WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING IS CORRECT - HEY I WISH I THOUGHT OF THAT - HOW DO YOU DO IT - I COULN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE COMPLETELY - WHAT CAN I SAY WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT - more - measures 7" high - base measures 3" x 4" - A1 condition - voice is loud and clear - works perfectly...

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Heart Shaped Potatoe.

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What can I say but Total Retro! I use to have one in High School, 1968! Was a gift. This Moth is simply a beautiful piece of artwork! The moth is in a glass sealed cover that is 13 inches tall by 7 inches wide.

It has a nice older wood base. Dark wood. Probably pine. The moth is 6 inches wide from top of wings to other wing. Colours of Beige oranges, dark brown. I do not know what kind of moth.?

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My Great Grandmother was a well Known Witch in Upstate New York. Her name was Lady Isabel. (Pictured above with a male Witch!)

When she died, my Grandmother, her daughter, inherited a trunk that contained her collection of spells. My Grandmother, in turn, left them to me when she passed on.

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This is 100% camel hair from Egypt.

Its very soft to touch. How many camels have you seen or touched lately.

What a great piece to add to anyone's collection.

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So here you have it, I think it is the smallest pickle I have ever seen, I was opening a jar of my favorite claussens, and I could not believe this little thing in the jar with all those big pickles...wow... I didnt have the heart to eat him so I figured what the heck put it on e-bay...

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DON'T LET THE PHOTOGRAPH LEAD YOU ASTRAY! YOU ARE VIEWING ALL THE SIDES OF ONE NOVELTY COIN HOLDER, MADE FOR THE SHY GUY WHO HOPED HIS DATE WOULD TAKE THE BAIT! THE FRONT OF THE COIN SAYS: "I am the silent type. Any chance to crawl into the sack with you tonight? Please see other side."

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2 LBS OF PURE WHITE PENSACOLA BEACH FLORIDA GULF OF MEXICO SAND.

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO OWN A PIECE OF ONE OF THE FINEST BEACHES IN THE WORLD! THE FLORIDA GULF COAST IS RENOWNED FOR HAVING THE WHITEST BEACHES IN THE WORLD AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS SAND SPECIAL.

I HAVE THE GOOD FORTUNE OF LIVING A STONES THROW AWAY FROM THE MAGIC OF PENSACOLA BEACH AND I WILL BE HAPPY TO SEND YOU A PIECE OF THIS GORGEOUS LANDSCAPE.

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SO!! YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT SPECIAL ONE THIS YEAR?? OR YOU JUST BROKE UP?? NOT TO WORRY THIS PURSE WILL MAKE YOUR PROBLEMS GO AWAY!! JUST WAIT AND SEE WHAT WILL COME WITH THIS PURSE, BUT PLEASE DO NOT ASK US, SINCE THIS IS VALENTINE'S DAY YOU HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE!! THANKS SOOOOO MUCH AND...

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An unopened rare blank soda can. After a lifetime of coke drinking from flawless printed cans; a few days ago I opened a 12 can fridge pack to find a blank coke can. Was this a new advertising ploy?

Am I the winner of the $1,000,000 prize for finding the blank can? To tell the truth I am not sure what the can is worth or what anyone can do with this can. Really I just am looking for money to pay off some school loans.

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EVEN UGLIER THAN THE REAL THING! VERY LIMITED. VERY HARD TO FIND. BRAND NEW AND BOXED WITH LOG BOOK.

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Luna The Toy Fox Terrier has created this Sock Monkey Poop Art especially for those who appreciate sock monkeys and art made by small dogs. The Poop Art is about three inches long and features a sock monkey head and arm. It is butt one of Luna's many pieces of Poop Art! Everybody loves a sock monkey, right?!

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Hey, it seems these days everyone is busting my nutts. Well heres your chance to bust my nutts too, I'll send you my 2 nutts, you can hold them, throw them in the air, eat them? crush them? save them? These nutts are clean and have no hair on them.Whatever right, you'll have a nice pair of big nutts.

Oh and ladys if you ever wanted to know what it felt like to have a pair of nutts, well here ya go! WoW. You'll be hard pressed to find a better nicer pair of big nutts. My nutts will feel great in your hands, or taste great in your mouth, They are salty and nutty... Better bid quick, they are getting busted every day. Hey good luck.

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Believe it or not, this is an actual chicken nugget right out of the Perdue Bag, these photos have not been altered. This nugget is still frozen and can be shipped to you over ice via Parcel Post, Priority Mail, or Express Mail, the choice is yours.

After my family told me I was crazy, I asked several people what they thought this looked like, they ALL said "WOW, it's a fetus and looks just like my childs sonogram..

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Do you know someone with Carpenter's crack?

Well, this shirt shows it all!

This shows two union workers and one is filling the other's carpenter's crack with mortar.

This shirt is really, really funny, you will get a lot of laughs when you wear this shirt!

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RISQUE VINTAGE WOMEN 1860 - 1970 ON DVD - A huge collection of quality images of women nude and semi nude from long, long ago on one DVD - A total of well over 11,000 full screen size JPEG images all in black and white - See over 100 years of erotic nude photography from 1860 to 1930 (3000+) and 1930 to 1970 (8000+) - You also get...

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The Banana Phone is BACK!

I asked the buyer of the Banana Phone if I could keep it and just send the gifts and this is why.

Alot of people kept saying that they've seen an image in the Banana Phone the last go around.

Well, after studying and studying the image became very clear.

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New job?

Afraid you won't make a hit?

Then try this Intern Survival Kit.

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I HAVE AN ADDICTION

I REFUSE TO FIX IT

SO HELP ME SUPPORT IT

BY BIDDING ON MY HEART

YES THIS IS CORRECT, YOU READ RIGHT...

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*****Formed by the elements of Minnesota weather, and with a little help of the carwash...it's now yours to own!!!*****

Here's the story...

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You are looking at what could be the next best horror hit of the upcoming summer. Well, actually you are just bidding on this artwork of a future hit.

And not just any artwork, but a piece done by a pro. Not some namby pamby NON pro.

Yea, that's right.

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One Potato - Starts with 'P' and is Best Warm "HOT"

Yes!!! It's a Potato, what was ya thinking...

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The mission of the American Foundation for Children with AIDS is to improve the lives of children and youth struggling with the impact of the HIV/AIDS pandemic. We provide cost effective relief, services, medical and social support, education and advocacy to help these victims achieve their full life potential.

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YOU even get our Super-16 Master!!!

The Upstairs Neighbour (1994)

NEVER released! Can't get the video or DVD! (because it doesn't exist)

Stars the writer of "Gothika" and "Snakes on a Plane".

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This auction is a video taken on a webcam. It is clean and professional and not pornography.

A must for my fans.

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The other day I bought a package of Atomic Fireballs.

Look at the picture below to see what I found.

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Penthouse Magazine has been reinvented as the world's premier Men's lifestyle magazine, featuring exclusive interviews, sports, cars, audio, video, men's fashions, politics and some of the best writing anywhere! Plus Penthouse Magazine's famous pictorials of the most beautiful women in the world.

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This Poster is simply Awesome!

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THIS PACK OF SHUT THE HALL UP GUM IS A GREAT GIFT. IT INCLUDES 8 PIECES OF GUM.

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Nothing lasts forever and nothing is the best gift you could possibly buy. Show someone you really care by giving them nothing with a certificate to prove it.

This is the last of batch offered during May 2006-this is the last of nothing.

You actually receive a numbered, signed, stamped Certificate of Authenticity SEE PICTURES. Get nothing before it is gone.

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This auction is for 90 pictures of me...

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What is a tongue used for?

I can think of many things!

For eating your...

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A bag of air from New Jersey.?

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Girl's this would be some great gifts for your Hunnie Bunnie.

You are bidding on a Box. Whatever is in the box is my FREE gift to you!! I have thousands of dollars worth of NEW inventory I need to get rid of, and what better way than to have a Valentine mystery auction?!?

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Buy your Rock Her World Swing!

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RARE 19th ANTIQUE leather BRA. This bra is made entirely of leather with adjustable strap around the neck. One of the back strap as you can see on the pictures is missing.

The straps are hand sewing to the cups. Each of the two cups measure 6.1 inches in diameter. It has a great and beautiful patina that only age can give it.

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I will put fotos up soon... I had to leave for a couple of days, and it has grown some eyes and its shrivelling a little, but I am keeping it in cool dark place, so hopefully it won't deteriorate anymore... ***Guarenteed to make you look at it and wonder how it got so funny looking*** Is it really two potatoes that became one? did it grow in a funny position? If you planted this potato, would it's offspring be funny looking too?

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I have up for auction all rights to ownership of any future grilled cheese sandwiches, pancakes, French fries, ceiling water stains, rocks, roadside litter, etc. that I may find that bare an image in likeness to the Virgin Mary, Jesus, and any other notable biblical figure! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!

We have all seen the news stories where these miraculous images show up in unexpected places only to make unbelievable profits for the seller on eBay! Bid now and double your chances of this happening for you!

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Gold Inca Head Found In Back Yard!!!

Worth Its Weight in Gold!

Authinic Real Replica!

Fool your friends or help out the local Archilogical Club!

Just Think ! The Next Time Your Forced To Mow The Lawn!

Drop it anywhere and see what happens!

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This is a barber's chair that was recovered with cow print covering.

Some friends dropped this off in my driveway.... It is VERY heavy.

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Reproduction of a 1st century flogger or Roman flagrum.

Overall lenght 28". 17" handcarved aromatic cedar handle. Leather falls are 14" ,16" and 18" at 1/2" wide 12" leather whips, copper rivets. Leather is dyed black and aromatic cedar handle is finished with tung oil and wax..

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JOIN IN WITH ME TO CLEANSE OUR INNER BODY STARTING THIS 2007TH YEAR !

YES, YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE A FREE GIFT OF PRAYER TO SHARE WITH OTHERS, AS A NEW YEAR CELEBRATION GIFT UNTO THE LORD ! IF YOU PREFER NOT TO RECIEVE ONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU PAY FOR YOUR COLONIX. (SMILE)

Yes. I have the freshest expirations on my products because my shipments are delivered directly to me straight from the factory! EXPIRATION DATE JANUARY 2009.. I am one of the longest sellers of colonix products on ebay, I HAVE SOLD THOUSANDS!!!..WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU WILL BE BUYING!! I DO NOT SALE OLD OUTDATED PRODUCTS...I RECIEVE FRESH SHIPMENT EVERY TWO DAYS!!

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dear madam, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. if i return this item claiming it doesn't work and you tell me i'm full of crap, wouldn't that prove my point?
Q2. my ex-wife always calls me sh*t for brains, if i take this item will i turn into a mindless zombie?
Q3. if MICK JAGGER uses this item will he say it's a gas,gas,gas?
Q4. will this item leave me feeling flush, and if not, are you willing to toss in a free plunger with my purchase?
Q5. if i down a quart of prune juice immediatly after taking this item, could i suddenly find myself alone atop a hill?
Q6. if MRS.POWELL bought this for her husband and i asked her why, would her answer be i'm cleaning out my COLIN?
Q7. if i send this item to the gay rights organization fully supporting their movement, will they be insulted, or think i'm getting ready for our date?
i shall be farting around the house as i await your reply.....JBH

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dear sir, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. if i ask for 10kg instead of your offer of 5kg will you honor my request or just consider me a ground hog?
Q2. was this item once owned by the famous tv actor lorne green?
Q3.is this your average every day turf or would you say it's a cut above the rest?
Q4.as a follow up to Q1, if i wish additional quantites are you willing to go the whole nine yards?
Q5. is there any information you may have witheld about this item or have you given me all the dirt?
Q6. i am considering this item as a burial plot for my ex-wife, therefore, what is the shipping cost for the entire field?
i shall be digging a hole in my backyard as i await your reply.....JBH

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The one and only Chicayne. THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD! Words can not describe this one off Rad Rides built supercar. Arguably the benchmark for the caliber of custom hot rods today. Named Hot rod of the year by Hot rod Magazine editors, Street Machine of the year by Popular Hot Rodding magazine, Chevy of the year by Chevy High performance and the list goes on and on. 1400HP Twin Turbo 406 ci. engine with an unbelievable amount of custom one off parts and trick pieces.

Custom modified and reenginered chassis and suspension, with no stone left unturned. Every component is methodically built, smoothed, painted, polished or chromed. The car needs to be shown from underneath to believe the magnitude of craftsmanship and engineering. About the Body, Both front and rear bumpers have been flush mounted into the body...

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With Christmas 2006 now over. It is time to start paying off the credit cards. Yes my two Rugrats got plenty to play with this year.

So I am selling some of the Christmas wrap. That me and my wife used. To wrap up our Rugrats presents.

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Today's auction is for a piece of toast from my seemingly normal toaster.

This piece of toast is truly unigue. Rare even!!

No, not because it came from a loaf of bread from the Piggly Wiggly.

But because it has predicted the winner of the Super Bowl!

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Opposing team! YES, you are bidding to receive a box of new.

Sealed premium to 2-ply premium facial tissue.

in a sealed Chicago Bears box.

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You are bidding on a certificate that entitles you to own one of my cats "Nine Lifes"

This is a once in a life time opportunity!

This is an ebay first!

My cat is named Houston, she is a black short hair. She was found in the woods from what we think was a neighbors cat that gave birth. Her personality is great and enjoys running this house like she's the boss.

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This auction is for an unusual and very strange piece of art.

Read the story of how it all came about.

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Mysterious 375 mL diet coke can - unopened but nearly empty
Straight from a vending machine, this mystery object could be the basis of an investigative TV series, a court action against a major multinational or you could write a much cleverer eBay ad than this and really make some bucks.

There is only a small amount of fluid volume - maybe 50ml of the advertised 375ml volume - in this can. It is unopened as pictured and there are no punctures. We are all completely baffled. We checked with others who used the same vending machine and all subsequent cans that came from it were perfectly normal. This is one of a kind.

And here's the real clincher. We don't even know if there's diet coke in there! There's 50ml of something, but what? It could be.

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Spice Up Your Life

With Some Mystical Hot Sauce

With This not so normal

Taco Bell hot sauce packet ...

Let ME Explain.....

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Pure Essex Soil For Sale

100% will go to Cancer Research in association with The Bobby Moore Fund.

http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/bobbymoorefund/

All Proceeds will be donated at the to the West Ham Abseil event on the 17th of March. More information in the link below.
http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/inyourarea/southernregion/localevents/

This is an auction of 5kg of Pure Essex Soil.

Clay Rich and well watered!

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dear sir, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. if i ask for 10kg instead of your offer of 5kg will you honor my request or just consider me a ground hog?
Q2. was this item once owned by the famous tv actor lorne green?
Q3.is this your average every day turf or would you say it's a cut above the rest?
Q4.as a follow up to Q1, if i wish additional quantites are you willing to go the whole nine yards?
Q5. is there any information you may have witheld about this item or have you given me all the dirt?
Q6. i am considering this item as a burial plot for my ex-wife, therefore, what is the shipping cost for the entire field?
i shall be digging a hole in my backyard as i await your reply.....JBH

Dear Sir / Madam,
In response to your "several questions"
Q1. If you asked me for 10kg instead of 5kg that would be fine, but I would ask that you dig up some extra cash when paying to cover postage and packing.
Q2. Im afraid Lorne Green lived in the Essex in America, sorry for the confusion.
Q3. No this turf is not average at all, it is clay rich, well watered, fertilised daily by 1 - 2 horses and is taken from a private field, with no public access.
Q4. Of course I would go the whole 9 yards if you were willing to go the extra mile in digging up more P&P.
Q5. Im sorry to hear about your Ex-Wife, The entire field is around the size of an English Football field so around a few zeros added to the end price might cover postage.
Remember to line your hole with something so if you do win this item when you plant in the new soil it doesnt become contaminated with second rate mud.
Yours Sincerly Max King

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Is This A Photo Of A Ghost?

Strange Mist Like Substance Appeared In Developed Photo!

Genuine Photo!

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Beautiful piece of Australian innovation from post war era. Made of oak and black wood (excellent condition) with tin canopy and brass fittings. very unique and brimming with character and personality. Plaque on interior reads."Miss M. Miles - George St., Mount Evelyn - Sept. 27 1950". Only fault is that wheels could do with some maintenance. 21" tall to top of canopy and 23" long at base. Weighs 15kg..

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* This is not an auction. HIS NAME IS HUGH DYER AND HERE IS THE INFORMATION. PLEASE, PLEASE RE-FORWRD TO EVERYONE YOU ALREADY SENT IT TO AND TELL THEM I FORGOT HIS NAME AND WOULD LIKE THEM TO RE-FORWARD IT OUT AGAIN TO WHOEVER THEY SENT IT TO AS WELL.

Hi,
PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO AS MANY PEOPLE YOU CAN. PLEASE. He is my common in law husband of 8 and a half years. Here is pictures of him with and without facial hair, as a rule almost always wears caps and sunglasses. He is from Greenville County, South Carolina, but may be anywhere on the East coast or in Louisiana as I was told by one of his friends of a possible person he may be with in Louisiana I hear is named Jodi (or Jody) Williams. Any of these locations are possible. This is the only leads his family and I have. If you have any doubts if this email is real or not, you can call me or the Missing Persons Investigator to verify this is true please. l. He helped my daughter put my Christmas tree up a few days after Thanksgiving and then he up and left us and never returned. Any sightings of him or if you know him or of his where abouts or where he may be or where he resides now, can be reported directly to me or the Greenville County South Carolina Missing Person's Investigator Mr. Cateras. This is very real email not a fake. He has been reported to my County's local Missing Person Investigator. My 7 year old daughter really misses her father. After he disappeared, he was with some shady people and he could be in inniment danger and he is not mentally stable! So, please do not tell him, but rather just make the calls to us instead. We dont want to fear the worse, but He would not avoid calling us to check on the well being of our 7 year old daughter for THIS LONG. I know if everyone sends it to their friends and they send it to their friends that this email can reach masses of people of all locations within days! This may work! His preferred occupation is truck driving big rigs or hauling gas if he has got his Hazmat part of his license for the gas hauling. He is on the PC a lot and also in chat rooms on yahoo and pogo games. He searches employment at trucking companies on the net as well. Markings: He has tattoos on his back has a Rose with his Mother's name Patricia Colleen in it, On his chest, a red heart that says Mom. If facing him, he also has a Left arm tattoo with the names Cameron and Aron on it with the names connected by a link and also on his Right arm the names Patricia Rose connected by a link from hers to my name Carol.
ANY information that anyone may have on where he is or if you have seen him in any location could prove valuable and would be greatly appreciated. You can call me or email me or the investigator and you will be kept anonymous.
Carol Earnhardt-Dyer directly at: 1-843-597-1218 and my email address is: eternalrose3@wmconnect.com or call the Greenville County, SC. Missing Person's Investigator Mr. Cateras with any information at:
(864-467-8717 or: 864-467-2493) Please note the area codes are only different as mine is a cell phone! PLEASE pass this along to ALL of your friends and ASK them to PLEASE do the same! Our little girl would be so happy to find him. Here are his pictures: One shown with facial hair (which is usual of him), one of him in a cap and sunglasses and also one of him clean shaven. He is 5' 5 and about 135 pounds. Brown hair and brownish eyes (if not dyed now)
Thanks and God Bless you!

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Violin with orginal autograph from James Brown

Septembers 2005 in Stuttgart, palace garden hotel signed. Orginal signature of James Brown 2005 in Stuttgart Commodity comes from Germany.

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THESE SMALL RUBBER BALLS ARE JUST TOTALLY GROSS!

GIVE THEM A TWIST OR SQUEEZE AND ALL THE EYES INSIDE MOVE AROUND IN THE RED LIQUID.

VERY COOL ITEM!

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From deep within the mountains of Western North Carolina comes a unique ,strange, and once in a life time oddity. A freak of nature if you will. I give you... Ginseng man!

This wild Ginseng root that looks like a man could have very potent and lasting effects on the user!

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He makes top dollar as a sales man. (realestate and car sales)

He has 2 homes one located in Livermore and one in Los Gatos. He has a NEW Harley and a New Chevy 4x4 truck. (I don't ride on the back of bikes so he would love someone that is willing to put their life into his hands.)

He is strong and can do many chores around the house... I don't suggest it be anything that takes much thinking though... just destruction and hard labor type work.

He is great at house cleaning can bust out a house in less then one hour..including vacum and toliet cleaning. He prefers to eat out, lots of good food. (your weight will be at risk for sure.)

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I am beginning to think the whole world has their head up THEIR @$$

SO GROW A BRAIN?
If you want to see what it is like looking out your belly button just click the picture.

Do not click if you are a complete moron you see this every day.

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My family and I are very proud to present Mister Buttons. He has been our son's imaginary friend for a couple of years now, but we feel he is getting older and that it may be time for him to pass his good friend on to someone else.

This idea did not find our son well. The three of us sat down together to figure out what to do with our friend, and decided that we would sell Mister Buttons to another family with a child, or anyone for that matter, who needs a friend, under the condition that the money earned would be given to our son to be spent in Toys R Us. With that said, I will give some background info on Mister Buttons himself...

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Can you afford a full time Secretary?

If the answer is no I have the perfect solution for you... ME!!!

I am a professional women with her own fully functional Office. I have a Degree in Business Management and have worked as an assistant for very high profile business people in NY for over 12 years.

If you are in sales or just trying to ease into retirement, if you are just starting out in the Business world and need someone to handle your affairs, I'm your girl.

I am available for you on a Month to Month basis. Monday - Friday from 9am to 5pm.

This is no ordinary phone service.

Out of state? No problem... I can provide you with an toll free number for you and your clients to call.

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I am a soldier in the US Army and have served my country for four years, with two overseas. Recently I've had some medical issues that are serious enough, including Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, that I am being separated from the service in a couple weeks. I wasn't supposed to get out until late 2008 so I'm not prepared and am actually still in credit card debt. I am in serious need of money to help with upcoming moving expenses and job searching and this is the only thing I could think of to do. I've decided to sell nearly ALL of my material possessions in one HUGE auction lot!

There is a TON (literally) of stuff included in this auction, and it is all yours if you win!! EVERYTHING!! A vehicle, computer and more!! You get everything!!

I really need the help with my financial expenses, so please bid knowing that you're giving to a good cause! This isn’t one of those auctions where I’m asking a million bucks for a French fry that looks like Jesus. Bidding starts at only $1.00, and I ask simply that you bid for what you think it is all worth. I’m about to start a new life and you can be the kick start I need…

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 1:28 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Digital delivery only.

You have seen David Blaine perform amazing street magic on your TV, Now you to can learn how to perform these amazing street magic tricks with our simple to use step by step guard!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 1:26 PM | Permalink | Comments  

If you are a Addam’s Family fan this is a baby for you!

Please welcome Baby Uncle Fester Addams.

This sweet little guy is looking for a new mommy or daddy. Poor baby Fester was once a reborn baby vampire by Mark’s Morbid Munchkin’s and he did not sell on Ebay during Halloween.

The artist said I could have him if I could give him a good home. Well seeing the poor little thing I knew he would need a lot of work. I took out his teeth and repainted him. He needed a coat just like his daddy. So I made the little guy one.

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With its massive oversized firing chamber, to its stepped high velocity barrel, there is no way to shoot a marshmallow further unless you drive it there yourself.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:41 PM | Permalink | Comments  

This auction is for a penny and a nickle.

This is going to be one great Mystery auction!

This auction is filled with very nice gifts. All the gifts are new NEW with tags!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:35 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Grave-robbing is a tricky and difficult pursuit, and I’ve taken it to a whole new level—elevated it to an art form, if you’ll allow me that arrogance. Transcended the medium, broken the mold. But to be perfectly honest (heh, why not?) there really aren’t any graves involved. No robbing either, for that matter. At least not in the traditional sense.

What would you pay for an authentic chunk of Christ’s body?

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:58 PM | Permalink | Comments  

This rock was found on a hike in Clearlake , California. Home of the Lake County Diamonds!

He was just sitting there staring at us...... Kind of looks like Osama Bin-Laden to me! LOL ! Found him !!

This would make a fine keychain or fish aquarium piece ..... It measures about 1-3/4 " by 3/4".

A fabulous work of Art completely by Nature!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:56 PM | Permalink | Comments  

This is not a Lottery, Giveaway, Sweepstakes, Raffle, or ANY FORM of Gambling. This is going to be a MASSIVE MYSTERY AUCTION! This one is TOTALLY HARLEY FOCUSED! Beginning with...

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:55 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Mutha of all D20's!! L@@K!!! I have been to Hell and back with this 20-sided die as my ever-faithful companion.

Together we have felled dragons, toppled planets and handed out mucho "Double-Damage." I once knocked Superman on his ass with little baby. I can't recall EVER missing a Saving Throw...

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:54 PM | Permalink | Comments  

All of his long hair! And, to comply with eBay’s rules and regulations, this auction is for the brand new, unopened, comb that Bob will have no use for once his hair is chopped off.

I'm going to lay it on the line here. We are in serious financial trouble, and have been so for several years. It's been a long, downward spiral, and we are at rock bottom.

I know some people say that they don't have money just to scam someone, but this isn't the case for us. We've had serious medical problems prevent our working, and now, after having given up vehicles, cut up the credit cards (years ago), cashed in all prior investments, cashed in retirement funds and pensions, used all of the savings, cut back in every way possible (including selling our "work" clothes to have money for bills), we have resorted to buying and selling things for eBay purposes. We buy little amounts at a time (less than $20.00, usually) at garage sales, yard sales, estate sales, and auctions, then turn around and sell them on eBay either breaking even, or making up to twice what we paid for the items. We are forced to rely on the government for aid, and want desperately to get out of this situation.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:53 PM | Permalink | Comments  

YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE KEYS TO MY WIFE'S STOLEN AND BURNED 87 PONTIAC BONNEVILLE PLUS A TOTAL OF 4 PICTURES.

HER CAR WAS STOLEN ON SATURDAY, JANUARY 13, 2007 SOMETIME AFTER 4:30 AM. BY THE TIME WE GOT UP AT 9:00 AM AND REPORTED IT STOLEN, IT HAD ALREADY BEEN FOUND BURNED.

UNFORTUNATELY, WE DID NOT HAVE THEFT COVERAGE ON THE CAR BECAUSE WE COULD NOT AFFORD IT. AT THE TIME WE INSURED THE VEHICLE 1 OF OUR DOGS WAS GOING IN FOR THE FIRST OF 2 EXPENSIVE HIP SURGERIES. THIS MEANT THAT WE DID NOT HAVE THE EXTRA MONEY TO PAY FOR THEFT INSURANCE FOR THE CAR.

BECAUSE WE DID NOT HAVE THEFT INSURANCE, NOW WE DO NOT HAVE A CAR.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:51 PM | Permalink | Comments  

This auction needs very few words... This is the image of the Internet Explorer "e"... This is a standard 10 inch omelette pan used in A Restaurant for a couple of years, and this image is just the result of how the non-stick surface wore out from use...

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:47 PM | Permalink | Comments  

This beautiful heart bracelet made all of my dreams come true. For years I had been in love with a man who only cared for me as a friend. I always knew that Joel and I belonged together but Joel seemed too preoccupied for a relationship.

One year ago I was invited to afternoon tea with Joel’s grandmother. I had met her a few times before but it still seemed strange to me that she had wanted to see me alone. We had a lovely tea service and afterwards the strangest thing happened. Joel’s grandmother, Mary, gave me a small red box. All she said was, “When it full fills it’s duty pass it on.” She made me wait to open the box. Inside was this gorgeous bracelet.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:26 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Found On Florida Beach!

I was taking my morning walk along the sunny shores of Tampa Bay when I came upon the most unusual item I have ever seen. Amoung the oyster covered rocks exposed during low tide, was the dried and shrunken head of none other than the pirate Davey Jones! Shocked as I was, I picked it up and took it home to add to my seashell collection. Davey Jones head is indeed a rare find. Over 3 feet long, measured around at the edge of the tentacles.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:13 PM | Permalink | Comments  

12 Reasons Why YOU Should Give Toothy A Home...

Last week my tooth broke and half of it fell out. Here are TWELVE reasons why you should bid on this auction and give "Toothy" a new home (it's up to you to decide which of the reasons are true):

1. I want to give it a better home than I was able to provide.

2. My wife won't let me keep it.

3. It deserved to be brushed more than once a week.

4. "Toothy" is famous: Mike Tyson punched me when I made fun of him in Vegas.

5. Like Horton, whenever I listen closely I can hear a Who calling from deep in the dental cavity.

6. All money from this auction will go towards my much needed dental visit.

7. I yanked it out because I KNEW it'd be a hit on eBay.

8. If this auction works, I've got 31 more...

9. I thought it would grow back.

10. If you look real closely, you can see the image of the Virgin Mary on it.

11. It wasn't pulling in any of the radio stations that I liked.

12. FREE SHIPPING!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 2:09 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Someone give my home some rest. Since multiple personality doll has come to stay I have never been alone. This Sybil want-to-be needs to be around people and you never know which personality is dominant. The five personalities are:

Alice In Wonderland, Chesser Cat, The rabbit that went down the hole, the vicious & mean Queen of Hearts; and the poor top hatted man. (Is he wielding an axe in the photo?) These three fight constantly and need a good mental health professional to assist them with their mental issues.

Currently my health insurance does not cover hand-puppets or other non-inanimate object mental health care. This item is listed "As-Is" and is in used condition. You never know what multiple personality doll is up to. I will not accept returns on multiple personality doll.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:08 PM | Permalink | Comments  

So, hello to all the fabulous ebayers out there, especially, for this auctions, the Elvis fans, the ones who remember who he was and for those who never had the chance to see the man shine!!

And also for those fanatics out there who can't get enough crazy ebay auctions!!

With all the rain that we've had in these parts in the last two weeks I thought I would play along. I have barrels in my back yard trying to collect all this nasty, dreary rain.

Two blue plastic barrels and two wooden Jim Beam barrels. If I get a bid (or plenty would be great!) I will dunk a half pint jar (plastic or glass, your choice) into this plentiful KY rain and top it off with a lid and send it to you!!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:04 PM | Permalink | Comments  

5 drawings for your business, your home, or whatever. Maybe you need something to start your fireplace this winter to keep warm.

For whatever reason you choose, they are here for the bidding.vThis time they will be random cartoons that really don't pertain to anything in particular, you may find them amusing like me, you may not. I have a different sense of imagination than most people.

These will be cartoons that I choose to draw,unlike my other auction, where the winning bidder gets to choose what I draw.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:00 PM | Permalink | Comments  

THE ULTIMATE TRIP TO EUROPE!

This is not a lottery, giveaway, sweepstakes, raffle or gambling of any sort.

This is per Ebay's policy. You buy the delivery and later retrieval of multiple mystery boxes. Anything in the boxes are a gift from me to you. It is a legitimate auction with actual items.

We sale 10,000 Mystery Boxes.

In 1,000 Boxes we have hidden nice prices from Germany and inside one of them there is a fascinate travel trough 5 cities all through Europe.

We specified in organize exceptional trips and this is our latest project...

London, Berlin, Rom, Madrid and Paris …see all them in 12 days.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 6:56 PM | Permalink | Comments  

HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING SCORE?

Maybe this shirt will explain it!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 6:54 PM | Permalink | Comments  

One piece of Deux Gros Nez focaccia bread. Deux Gros Nez was Reno's best-loved coffee house for over twenty years until it was closed this past December.

As closing day approached, I started hoarding day-old focaccia bread in my freezer, anticipating future withdrawls from my daily staple. When the joint closed down, I shared by now-priceless bounty with my fellow baristas, and the reserve has dwindled down to three gleaming specimens of Deux Gros Nez goodness.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 6:48 PM | Permalink | Comments  

I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HEART SHAPED POTATO CHIP UP FOR AUCTION JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

THIS CHIP WAS FOUND IN BAG OF LAY'S WAVY POTATO CHIPS THAT IS ALSO INCLUDED(EMPTY)!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 6:44 PM | Permalink | Comments  

After many years of keeping this to myself and the want of its weight from off my shoulders i have decided to sell my ELEVEN year secret which i have had sealed in an envelope since 1996. My secret has never been opened and has remained in my home safe for that period of time. As well as that i have NEVER shared my secret with anyone since 1996.

The winning bidder will have the secret delivered by Royal Mail Special Delivery Post within a protected parcel to ensure safeguard and protection during delivery.

The secret has been printed on to canary colour writing paper and personally signed by myself.

This secret has a tremendous bearing on my life and it is something i have never or dared to ever share. Please rest assure that the contents of my secret is of nothing illegal, offensive or discriminate but due to advice given it is best that i rid of my secret once and for all so that my life is free of it!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 6:42 PM | Permalink | Comments  

For the discriminating collector of oddities... After peeling and cutting 6 potatoes you can imagine my surprise when I sliced the 7th potato and found the Holy Grail!

The magnificent find was immediately frozen to preserve this treasure. This item will be shipped to the lucky collector packaged in dry ice.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 6:39 PM | Permalink | Comments  

The ultimate personal satisfaction tool.

There is no comparison.

The Toolpusher will leave you wanting more.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 6:35 PM | Permalink | Comments  

A love crepe that my husband made for breakfast. The crepe looks like it is embossed with a heart. He cooked a stack of crepes for breakfast (just like he has done before) and this was the last crepe. He didn’t do anything to it; it just came out like this. My son and I have asked my husband when he cooks why everything tastes so good and he laughs and says that it’s because he cooks with love.

I guess this crepe really proves it! My son and husband saved this crepe for me but after almost 20 years of happiness with, whom I consider to be my soulmate, maybe this crepe should go to someone else who might want a soulmate in their life or might want to give to their soulmate.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:32 PM | Permalink | Comments  

A GREAT WAY TO TELL SOMEONE

IT'S OVER.

CERTIFICATE OF A BROKEN HEART

TO:

THIS CERTIFICATE IS TO OFFICIALLY

CALL IT QUITS.

FROM:

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:28 PM | Permalink | Comments  

BUY 100 OF THE BEST SELLING MILLION DOLLAR BILLS IN THE WORLD FOR $6.99 (THAT'S LESS THAN 7¢ A BILL). "WOW WHAT A GREAT DEAL" CUSTOMERS TELL US THE PRICE, QUALITY, FEEL, AND LOOK OF OUR BILLS ARE BETTER THAN ANY OTHER BILL SOLD TODAY.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:26 PM | Permalink | Comments  

As you probably know, thousands or even millions of youngsters in Germany and around Europe eager are to become a model.

They spend money on beauty treatments like cosmetic surgeries, liftings, stylings, fitness and other things to improve their looks and come closer to their dream. Hundreds of Euros are spent to get one photo session by a good Photographer.


But some make serious mistakes: they pay a huge amount of money to get a profile in online model agencies. It may cost from 49 up to 200 Euros.

But just imagine this online model agency. In many profiles there are photos shot on a disk, by the mobile camera (decided by the poor quality of those pictures). You can search those agencies using google search and take a look at it for yourself.

Our idea is:
1. Making professional photos.
2. Profile and portfolio online.
3. To send your profile to the biggest model agencies.
4. Models become 5-10 extra pictures from us.
And it all from one place!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:16 PM | Permalink | Comments  

The Great American Cash Mystery Auction!

Up for grabs is a whole lot of cash! First let me explain why I am doing this. My husband is currently serving in Iraq. We were planning on going on a cruise and then he was activated. We have always wanted to go on a cruise, but now we are a little short. So I am using the couple thousand we have saved to try to make enough to send us on our dream cruise! He returns home in about a month and a half and I want to suprise him! Please Help!

This mystery auction is simple! I have 500 index cards with dollar amounts on them ranging from $1 to $500. Each index card cost $5. YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO WIN ATLEAST $1, so even if you don't win big, you will get some of your money back! EVERY CARD IS A WINNER!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:11 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Item for sale is this GREAT lot of 100 high quality digital photos of VERY hot women wearing not much more than SUPER SEXY HIGH HEELS!

There are no duplicate pictures!

GREAT collection if you have a foot/high heels fetish!

Each picture has been hand-picked to ensure absolute satisfaction!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 7:08 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Here he is! No Colorado snow just 9 inch snowman made from real Maine snow.
He has lots of love and kisses for his scarf made from Hershey's kisses wrappers.
Eyes of cheerios,nose of cracker,buttons of clove and a baby bottle cap for a hat.
He has been in my freezer so he's a bit icy but I will fix him up with a fresh coat
of snow before shipping.

He's a great man... think about it,he don't talk back,don't complain about anything at all!

The one down fall "He may not stay hard" so I do NOT know what kind of shape he will be in once he goes out in the mail but
I will wrap him in aluminum foil and place snow in a plastic box well sealed to try to
get him there in one piece.

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MOSES' STAFF IN PRETZEL FORM - A SIGN FROM ABOVE?! This pretzel is in MINT/NEW condition. We purchased a bag of pretzel nuggets and this "Staff" was in the bag - UNBROKEN! Pretzel nuggest are less then an inch high and this pretzel "Staff" is bent like Moses' staff and is approx. 3 1/2 inches high. We can't imagine how it survived shipping and handling from the factory to the store and home with us before we found it. Moses, who cast down the staff that became a snake before Pharaoh.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 6:50 PM | Permalink | Comments  

1. A certificate that is notorized and states "You are the owner of The soul of Brent Lee Morton for the duration of one year, if death occurrs you get soul for eternity by default"

2. My handwritten journal.

3. The service of me practicing the religion of your choice and considering all of your life advice for one year.

So to be perfectly clear, what is being sold here is a certificate, a journal, and a service. Now ebay shouldn't be able to argue with that.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 6:47 PM | Permalink | Comments  

If you buy 3 E-envelopes you will get the 4th for free!

This auction is Unique! This time I ONLY have 1000 E-envelopes. They are only $1.99 each!! Each E-envelope has a number associated with it. The numbers are of course 1-1000. Unlike other Mystery Auctions you can pick the number that you want. Now to get through the Ebay rules. Per Ebay Policy, you are bidding on an e-envelope. Anything else that you receive is a gift from me.

This is not a raffle, giveaway, or lottery. Now that is out of the way, I have yet to give away an X-Box 360 or many other PS2, XBox, and XBox 360 games, Rare Coins and Stamps, Comics and many other things...

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 6:41 PM | Permalink | Comments  

There are many men AND women that have trouble getting attention from the opposite sex all the time, let alone trying to please them in bed!

That is until this ebook auction came about!

Now, YOU too will have the chance to be the best lover ever!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 11:45 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Very Rare Coca Cola drink with a dead mouse in it. bottle is still sealed. its a 20oz drink.

mouse is grey or black with fur and tail and head and fingers and feet and body complete swimming dead in the soda.

I think he drank to much soda and died (poor mouse)

This has to be one of the most nasty things I have ever seen!

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 11:41 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Well after 10 years of work with my company, the company headquarters has decided to sell the my plant. This leaves me in really bad financial shape with a mortgage, credit cards and student loans to pay. I can't believe I worked so hard for these people just to have them sell. To make matters worst my wife also works there so we both may be out of a job. What am I suppose to do now? How will I pay these bills? I need your help to pay some of these bills off before we're out of a job. I have a family to support. two kids, a wife and two dogs.

If you lost your job because of a similar circumstance you'll understand why we need your help.

Please help me and my family. You will recieve a copy of the reciept I get when I pay a bill. and personalized thank you note.

God bless and thank you.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 11:38 PM | Permalink | Comments  

You just HAVE to SEE THIS big, gigantic, beautiful, BRAND NEW, premium quality, plush giant stuffed Bunny IN PERSON! This is truly an AWESOME, SUPER-HUGE, STUNNING and REAL-LOOKING stuffed Plush Bunny Rabbit.

The outside is made of premium soft fur and fabric. This BRAND NEW Big Bunny is BRAND NEW and MADE IN THE USA. It is stuffed VERY FIRM on the inside, (otherwise, it would sag and flop over due to it's massive size).

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 11:33 PM | Permalink | Comments  

I am the boat you'd take out to sea,

As you cleaned and polished the heck out of me.

Now I just sit all dingy with dirt,

Holding back tears and all of the hurt.

Then there's your car of your dreams...

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 11:19 PM | Permalink | Comments  

A 8" X 10" IMAGE OF CHRIST SET INTO A 14" X 17" SHADOW BOX. THE IMAGE OF CHRIST COMES FROM A FOOTPRINT ON A DRY WALL. IT WAS FOUND BY A MASON DOING WORK AT A SHIPPING COMPANY IN BUFFALO NY. LOW STARTING PRICE AND NO RESERVE SO GET YOURSELF A VERY UNUSUAL ITEM.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 11:15 PM | Permalink | Comments  

YOU ARE BIDDING ON:

(1) THE CHANCE TO SPEND THE DAY WITH ME - ALL PROCEEDS GO TO CHARITY.

WINNING BIDDER WILL RECIEVE THE FOLLOWING:

*THE CHANCE TO SPEND THE DAY WITH ME - STARTING AT 9:00AM (OR WHATEVER TIME YOU CHOOSE - EARLIEST IS 9:00AM UNTIL 11:59PM- OR WHATEVER TIME YOU CHOOSE...

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 11:14 PM | Permalink | Comments  

A genuine 30ml sample of the famous Deuterium Oxide (D2O), also known as Heavy Water. A water-tight vial containg 30ml of 99.9% pure heavy water. All samples are filtered, and vial securely fastened for transportation. We have confirmed that the density of the D2O is correct - this is NOT regular water. Each sample is supplied with a certificate of authenticity.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 11:12 PM | Permalink | Comments  

DO YOU NEED A KISS THIS VALENTINE'S DAY,OR THE ONE YOU LOVE NEED ONE? HERE IS YOU CHANCE TO PLEASE THE ONE YOU LOVE OR YOURSELF. UP FOR AUCTION IS A SEALED BOX OF HERSHEY'S KISSES,(JUST TO KEEP MYSELF COVERED BY EBAY RULES, NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION,BUT I WOULD EAT'EM!)ANYTHING ELSE THAT COMES WITH THE BOX OF CANDY IS MY GIFT TO YOU! MORE THAN ONE SPECIAL LADY IN YOUR LIFE? NO PROBLEM ,MANY ITEMS TO PLEASE!! DON'T THINK IT IS TOO FAR TO WORRY ABOUT THIS HOLIDAY,NO MAN WANTS TO SPEND TIME IN THE DOG HOUSE,OR MAYBE YOU FEEL YOU JUST DESERVE SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF,WHATEVER THE REASON I CAN DO YOU UP RIGHT!

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PUNCHING BOXING NUN HAND PUPPET Here is a new hand puppet in original packaging that is a boxing nun! By pushing the levers inside, the Nun will box and throw punches! This piece measures 12" tall, has a hard vinyl head and cloth outfit.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 11:05 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Glow In the Dark!

4 Hot Colors!

Sample of LIQUID MASSAGE LOTION included

ORANGE - GREEN - BLUE - YELLOW

Let your fingers paint on your body with four colors.

Experience the Creative Fun of Body Paint.

4 Great Colors each .5 oz each

(Inedible: Not for human consumption)

Turn off the Lights, Exciting Glow-In-The-Dark Paints.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 10:59 PM | Permalink | Comments  

100% of the final sale price will support Race Against Drugs.

Nonprofit's Mission Statement:

Race Against Drugs' mission is to establish and maintain a large volunteer network that is capable of disseminating materials designed to raise awareness and encourage discussion about illicit/illegal drugs to ultimately change the attitudes and perceptions of our nations youth.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 10:56 PM | Permalink | Comments  

WELCOME! THIS IS ANOTHER AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE "CHIEF"

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO,

WITH SOME REALLY NICE, RED HOT LIP'S?

WELL,

YOU CAN DO A LOT OF REALLY HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT STUFF.

THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT AUCTION,

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A 5oz. SOLID MILK CHOCOLATE SET OF RED FOIL WRAPPED LIP'S.

HERE ARE SOME CLUES FOR THE GIFTS THAT ARE ALREADY INCLUDED WITH THE HOT CHOCOLATE LIP'S...

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 10:47 PM | Permalink | Comments  

MY LITTLE ONE HAD A BLAST WITH THE OTHER AUCTION WE DID FOR HIM SO HE WANTED TO DO ANOTHER.

WE HAVE 100 ENVELOPES AND EACH ONE CONTAINS A PIECE OF PAPER WITH AN AMOUNT, A GIFT OR THE PAPER IS BLANK.

WHEN YOU BUY HE WILL OPEN THE ENVELOPE AND WE WILL SEND YOU YOUR GIFT IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 10:44 PM | Permalink | Comments  

MEGASIZER - THE STATE OF ART PENIS ENHANCEMENT DEVICE!

These are new factory-fresh and unopened penis stretcher devices. These are designed for the advanced user level. Specially for the average and above sized penis (the device extends up to 8"). If you're looking for something even bigger...

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 8:41 PM | Permalink | Comments  

THIS FACE just APPEARED in our STEPS!

We were washing our stairs and this face just kept getting clearer and more enhanced. It would not wash off, and I have never seen anything like this before, and I do not know why, what, or who it is. If anyone has an idea please let us know.

A few people said it may be Jesus, and a few have said it looks like Abe Lincoln.

We have removed this from the stairs and have stored it away.

There seems to be some kind of weird ora about this face, and our lives have changed drastically for the better since we discovered it.

If there is a huge interest in this, we may consider selling off small pieces of the surrounding part of the step with a picture of the face to go with it, otherwise we are selling the entire step to the highest bidder.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 8:37 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Last night I went out and partied like a Rock Star.

I took pictures.

Want to see?

WATCH

this auction.

You are solely bidding on a can of RockStar Energy Drink and two home pregnancy tests...

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 8:33 PM | Permalink | Comments  

Virtual Reality Game 1/2 of the proceeds from this auction and 1/2 of the proceeds derived from any membership dues will be donated to Pro-Life Charities!

Who says you can't have fun and help support a good cause!

You do not need to buy anything to help support this cause. You can do your part by merely clicking the watch this auction button and helping this auction get into ebays top 10 auctions.

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Posted by Strange eBay Addict at 8:29 PM | Permalink | Comments  

I have this Soft Sculptured "Fanny Oakley" Doll. She is approximately 14 inches tall. She is wearing a cowboy hat, plaid bandana around her neck and she is carrying a pistol. Her hair is auburn in color. She still has her original tag from The Bottom Line Collection. She is an individually handcrafted, signed, limited edition doll. She was made in 1988.

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You can, without complications, become a noble title

Graf von Leuchtenberg
or
Earl of Leuchtenberg

Together we can accomplish more!

The Advancement Society of the ULC Congregation Schweinfurt, Germany supports the German Projects from the areas of education, culture, and the envirenment, giving its supporters the honorary title.

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THE TESLA PURPLE ENERGY SHIELD™

Spiritual Technology For The Soul
"All matter comes from a primary substance, the luminiferous ether," stated Nikola Tesla. He sensed the universe was "composed of a symphony of alternating currents with the harmonies played on a vast range of octaves," wrote Margaret Cheney. "To explore the whole range of electrical vibration, he sensed, would bring him closer to an understanding of the cosmic symphony."
From Tesla- Man Out of Time

Tesla understood that the cosmic symphony is resonance. Nothing exists in the Universe that does not have harmonic vibration. In realizing this Tesla influenced the production of personal oscillators that vibrate in tune with "the luminiferous ether."

The inspiration behind The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™

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A couple of years ago I drove to Evansville, Indiana to my son's apartment complex to hang out with him. In the parking lot I got out of my truck and stepped on a red Bic lighter. I put it in my pants pocket and went up stairs to see Drew. On the way to his balcony to smoke a cigarette I tripped over his play station and Xbox wires and jammed my thumb on his coffee table.

When he came outside with me I pulled the red Bic lighter out of my pocket to light one up and then Drew grabbed the lighter out of my hand and said
"are you nuts?"

Then he threw the lighter back out into the parking lot. Told me the red ones would bring bad to
anybody who has one.
We laughed about it...
Subject dropped... until...

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Joey LOVES a good mystery...

Do you?

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Finally A Toothbrush For That Big Guy In Your Life 5-foot giant toothbrush is sure to put a big smile on everyone's face! This most requested item is meticulously made of sturdy, bright red plastic with real bristles. A fine replica of a classic toothbrush. Use this great pop-art item for the bathroom to inspire your children to brush or to amuse your guests. Displayed in a dentist office this delightful decor will surely entertain your patients. A unique gift for that newly graduated or retiring dental professional.

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My wife told me today, that women own e-bay:they buy more, they sell more, they control more. I strongly disagree.

To settle a dispute i proposed to sell two crowns on two different auctions. One is for E-bay's King crown, second is for an E-bay's Queen crown.

I don't care what the E-bay's king crown will sell for, as long as its 1 penny more than my wife's Queen crown.

Help me prove my point to my wife and the whole world, that men are still at the wheel of this world.

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THE CHEAP DATE HANDBOOK

The Complete How-To Guide To Successful Inexpensive Dating, by Bruce Brown

Soft bound book, 8 1/2" x 11" @ 170 pages.

Condition: Used, Good to Very Good, tight binding, modest wear on cover, no jacket, clean pages, no tears. A rare & long out of print book.

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Over 220 Pictures of Real Female Soldiers, Sailors, and Airmen of the World.

From the USA, to Russia, to Isreal, to China, and all points in between; all pictures are of genuine Soldiers, Sailors, and Airmen. There's just something about a woman in uniform that says "Yes to me!!"

NO REPEATS!!

NO NUDITY!!

NO "GIRLS WITH GUNS"!!

NO VIDEO CAPTURES!!

NO WEB CAM SHOTS!!

NO BULLSH_T!!

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This is the FINAL Magical Cookie to be Sold!!

This Magical Cookie will make you Rich!!

You are Bidding on the Easiest
Money-Maker on Planet Earth ...

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You are bidding on a piece of paper, upon which the word 'Anarchy' has been carefully written, in black pen. This is a one-off, hand crafted piece which would look superb in a small frame, or pinned to a notice board. Comes complete with a certificate of authenticity, confiming that it is indeed a handwritten word of the English language.

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HELLO,

HERE IS ANOTHER AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE "CHIEF"

WHAT STARTS WITH AN "F AND ENDS WITH "UCK"...........

IT'S A.............

"FIRETRUCK"

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A SMALL MATCH BOX FIRETRUCK!

ANYTHING ELSE YOU RECEIVE IS A GIFT FROM ME TO THE WINNING BIDDER.

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ODD SOCK SALE.......9 CLEAN GENTLY USED ODD SOCKS!

STRAIGHT FROM MY DRYER TO YOU!
ARE YOUR ODD SOCKS LONELY??? COULD MY ODD SOCKS BE THE LONG LOST MATES FOR YOUR ODD SOCKS???
HOW CAN YOU DENY YOUR ODD SOCKS THE SATISFACTION OF BEING A PAIR AGAIN?... YOU CANT!
SO BID RIGHT NOW ON THESE AMAZING SOCKS!!!

I WILL EVEN THROW IN AN EXTRA ODD SOCK TO THE LUCKY WINNER!
NOW THAT'S AN AMAZING DEAL!!!
DON'T LET YOUR ODD SOCKS GO LONELY ONE MORE DAY!

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This auction is seriously for one shiny gold ball!!!! You see it's the ornament that got away and somehow managed to roll under our sofa and remain hidden til now! (Just made me wonder why I didn't see it sooner?!) Anyways, I am glad Christmas is over eventhough it's a great holiday, but tell me something once you pack up ALL and I mean ALL of your Christmas stuff isn't it just like WRONG to have to dig it ALL out again from the back of your stuffed with extra blankets, shoes, tennis balls, boxes and so on.. closet JUST TO PUT ONE MORE BALL IN THE TAPED SHUT SO NOTHING WILL EVER SPILL OUT Christmas box????

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