Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Divorce Kit For Him

Divorce Kit For Him
DIVORCE SURVIVAL KIT FOR HIM

This is a "divorce survival kit for him" designed to help toward a smooth break up.

The Kit includes:

A Legal Fee Voucher which entitles the bearer to one free consultation with the law firm of Wee, Fukkem and Howe.

A tube of Self Esteem Cream;

Toothbrush to brush that bad taste away!

Nudie Book for those lonely nights ahead!

Spanish Fly Pill - in case you ever get a date!

This item is brand new and boxed. It is a light hearted gift for someone who is going through a divorce.

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Coughing Lung... Ashtray

Coughing Lung... Ashtray
This funny ashtray is designed to look like a real pair of lungs. As you place a cigarette on the trough, the ashtray starts coughing!

This is a great novelty item for anyone trying to give up or unrepentant smokers, if nothing else, there's a certain sadistic pleasure in watching them think they're going crazy as their ashtray splutters away.

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I'll Do Anything!

I'll Do Anything
THE WINNER OF THIS AUCTION GETS MY SERVICE TO DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. IF THERE ARE EXPENSES INVOLVED, THEY WILL HAVE TO BE COVERED AS WELL. I AM A VERY WELL...

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Looking For Love


Two Wild & Crazy Guys From The Gay 90s...

Hans & Wilhelm are two good friends in the 1890s. They seem to have everything that two young men would desire. They are good looking and are stylish dressers. They come from good families and live in big houses.

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Yes Man!

Yes Man
New in the box - works on 9 volt battery - voice activated - answers all of your questions positively - example - I'M SURE WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING IS CORRECT - HEY I WISH I THOUGHT OF THAT - HOW DO YOU DO IT - I COULN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE COMPLETELY - WHAT CAN I SAY WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT - more - measures 7" high - base measures 3" x 4" - A1 condition - voice is loud and clear - works perfectly...

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Valentine Potatoe

Valentine Potatoe
Heart Shaped Potatoe.

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Moth In A Glass Bubble

Moth In A Glass Bubble
What can I say but Total Retro! I use to have one in High School, 1968! Was a gift. This Moth is simply a beautiful piece of artwork! The moth is in a glass sealed cover that is 13 inches tall by 7 inches wide.

It has a nice older wood base. Dark wood. Probably pine. The moth is 6 inches wide from top of wings to other wing. Colours of Beige oranges, dark brown. I do not know what kind of moth.?

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Lost Spells

Lost Spells
My Great Grandmother was a well Known Witch in Upstate New York. Her name was Lady Isabel. (Pictured above with a male Witch!)

When she died, my Grandmother, her daughter, inherited a trunk that contained her collection of spells. My Grandmother, in turn, left them to me when she passed on.

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Camel Hair

Camel Hair
This is 100% camel hair from Egypt.

Its very soft to touch. How many camels have you seen or touched lately.

What a great piece to add to anyone's collection.

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World's Smallest... Pickle

World's Smallest... Pickle
So here you have it, I think it is the smallest pickle I have ever seen, I was opening a jar of my favorite claussens, and I could not believe this little thing in the jar with all those big pickles...wow... I didnt have the heart to eat him so I figured what the heck put it on e-bay...

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

1950's Human Mating Ritual Kit

1950's Human Mating Ritual Kit
DON'T LET THE PHOTOGRAPH LEAD YOU ASTRAY! YOU ARE VIEWING ALL THE SIDES OF ONE NOVELTY COIN HOLDER, MADE FOR THE SHY GUY WHO HOPED HIS DATE WOULD TAKE THE BAIT! THE FRONT OF THE COIN SAYS: "I am the silent type. Any chance to crawl into the sack with you tonight? Please see other side."

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Pure White Gulf Of Mexico Beach Sand

Pure White Gulf Of Mexico Beach Sand
2 LBS OF PURE WHITE PENSACOLA BEACH FLORIDA GULF OF MEXICO SAND.

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO OWN A PIECE OF ONE OF THE FINEST BEACHES IN THE WORLD! THE FLORIDA GULF COAST IS RENOWNED FOR HAVING THE WHITEST BEACHES IN THE WORLD AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS SAND SPECIAL.

I HAVE THE GOOD FORTUNE OF LIVING A STONES THROW AWAY FROM THE MAGIC OF PENSACOLA BEACH AND I WILL BE HAPPY TO SEND YOU A PIECE OF THIS GORGEOUS LANDSCAPE.

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Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day
SO!! YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT SPECIAL ONE THIS YEAR?? OR YOU JUST BROKE UP?? NOT TO WORRY THIS PURSE WILL MAKE YOUR PROBLEMS GO AWAY!! JUST WAIT AND SEE WHAT WILL COME WITH THIS PURSE, BUT PLEASE DO NOT ASK US, SINCE THIS IS VALENTINE'S DAY YOU HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE!! THANKS SOOOOO MUCH AND...

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Unprinted, Umarked Soda Can

Unprinted Unmarked Soda Can
An unopened rare blank soda can. After a lifetime of coke drinking from flawless printed cans; a few days ago I opened a 12 can fridge pack to find a blank coke can. Was this a new advertising ploy?

Am I the winner of the $1,000,000 prize for finding the blank can? To tell the truth I am not sure what the can is worth or what anyone can do with this can. Really I just am looking for money to pay off some school loans.

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Turds Strain Pooney Home Kit

Turds Strain Pooney Home Kit
EVEN UGLIER THAN THE REAL THING! VERY LIMITED. VERY HARD TO FIND. BRAND NEW AND BOXED WITH LOG BOOK.

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Sock Monkey Poop Art...

Sock Monkey Poop Art
Luna The Toy Fox Terrier has created this Sock Monkey Poop Art especially for those who appreciate sock monkeys and art made by small dogs. The Poop Art is about three inches long and features a sock monkey head and arm. It is butt one of Luna's many pieces of Poop Art! Everybody loves a sock monkey, right?!

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Bust My Nuts

Bust My Nuts
Hey, it seems these days everyone is busting my nutts. Well heres your chance to bust my nutts too, I'll send you my 2 nutts, you can hold them, throw them in the air, eat them? crush them? save them? These nutts are clean and have no hair on them.Whatever right, you'll have a nice pair of big nutts.

Oh and ladys if you ever wanted to know what it felt like to have a pair of nutts, well here ya go! WoW. You'll be hard pressed to find a better nicer pair of big nutts. My nutts will feel great in your hands, or taste great in your mouth, They are salty and nutty... Better bid quick, they are getting busted every day. Hey good luck.

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Scary Fried Fetus

Scary Fried Fetus
Believe it or not, this is an actual chicken nugget right out of the Perdue Bag, these photos have not been altered. This nugget is still frozen and can be shipped to you over ice via Parcel Post, Priority Mail, or Express Mail, the choice is yours.

After my family told me I was crazy, I asked several people what they thought this looked like, they ALL said "WOW, it's a fetus and looks just like my childs sonogram..

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Carpenters Crack?

Carpenters Crack
Do you know someone with Carpenter's crack?

Well, this shirt shows it all!

This shows two union workers and one is filling the other's carpenter's crack with mortar.

This shirt is really, really funny, you will get a lot of laughs when you wear this shirt!

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Risque Women!

Risque Women
RISQUE VINTAGE WOMEN 1860 - 1970 ON DVD - A huge collection of quality images of women nude and semi nude from long, long ago on one DVD - A total of well over 11,000 full screen size JPEG images all in black and white - See over 100 years of erotic nude photography from 1860 to 1930 (3000+) and 1930 to 1970 (8000+) - You also get...

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Monday, January 29, 2007

Holy Banana Phone!

Holy Banana Phone
The Banana Phone is BACK!

I asked the buyer of the Banana Phone if I could keep it and just send the gifts and this is why.

Alot of people kept saying that they've seen an image in the Banana Phone the last go around.

Well, after studying and studying the image became very clear.

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Internship Survival Kit

Internship Survival Kit
New job?

Afraid you won't make a hit?

Then try this Intern Survival Kit.

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Heart For Sale

Heart For Sale
I HAVE AN ADDICTION

I REFUSE TO FIX IT

SO HELP ME SUPPORT IT

BY BIDDING ON MY HEART

YES THIS IS CORRECT, YOU READ RIGHT...

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Jesus Watching Over Me

Jesus Watching Over Me
*****Formed by the elements of Minnesota weather, and with a little help of the carwash...it's now yours to own!!!*****

Here's the story...

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Own Future Hit!

Own Future Hit
You are looking at what could be the next best horror hit of the upcoming summer. Well, actually you are just bidding on this artwork of a future hit.

And not just any artwork, but a piece done by a pro. Not some namby pamby NON pro.

Yea, that's right.

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Starts With P And Is Best Served Hot...

Starts With P And Is Best Served Hot
One Potato - Starts with 'P' and is Best Warm "HOT"

Yes!!! It's a Potato, what was ya thinking...

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What Starts With C And Ends With ock?

What Starts With C And Ends With ock
The mission of the American Foundation for Children with AIDS is to improve the lives of children and youth struggling with the impact of the HIV/AIDS pandemic. We provide cost effective relief, services, medical and social support, education and advocacy to help these victims achieve their full life potential.

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Rights To A Rare Hollywood Movie!

Rights To A Rare Hollywood Movie
YOU even get our Super-16 Master!!!

The Upstairs Neighbour (1994)

NEVER released! Can't get the video or DVD! (because it doesn't exist)

Stars the writer of "Gothika" and "Snakes on a Plane".

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Double D's

Double D's
This auction is a video taken on a webcam. It is clean and professional and not pornography.

A must for my fans.

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Hot Balls!

Hot Balls
The other day I bought a package of Atomic Fireballs.

Look at the picture below to see what I found.

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Penthouse 1 Year Magazine Subscription

Penthouse 1 Year Magazine Subscription
Penthouse Magazine has been reinvented as the world's premier Men's lifestyle magazine, featuring exclusive interviews, sports, cars, audio, video, men's fashions, politics and some of the best writing anywhere! Plus Penthouse Magazine's famous pictorials of the most beautiful women in the world.

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G.W.B. Dumb And Dumber

G.W.B. Dumb And Dumber
This Poster is simply Awesome!

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Pack Of Shut The Hell Up?

Pack Of Shut The Hell Up
THIS PACK OF SHUT THE HALL UP GUM IS A GREAT GIFT. IT INCLUDES 8 PIECES OF GUM.

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Perfect Valentines Gift

Perfect Valentines Gift
Nothing lasts forever and nothing is the best gift you could possibly buy. Show someone you really care by giving them nothing with a certificate to prove it.

This is the last of batch offered during May 2006-this is the last of nothing.

You actually receive a numbered, signed, stamped Certificate of Authenticity SEE PICTURES. Get nothing before it is gone.

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90 Bizarre Pictures

90 Bizarre Pictures
This auction is for 90 pictures of me...

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

My Tongue

My Tongue
What is a tongue used for?

I can think of many things!

For eating your...

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New Jersey Air

New Jersey Air
A bag of air from New Jersey.?

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Steaming Hot Valentine Mystery Auction


Girl's this would be some great gifts for your Hunnie Bunnie.

You are bidding on a Box. Whatever is in the box is my FREE gift to you!! I have thousands of dollars worth of NEW inventory I need to get rid of, and what better way than to have a Valentine mystery auction?!?

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Sex-Y Valentine's Day Swing!

Sex-Y Valentine's Day Swing
Buy your Rock Her World Swing!

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Sexy Bra

Sexy Bra
RARE 19th ANTIQUE leather BRA. This bra is made entirely of leather with adjustable strap around the neck. One of the back strap as you can see on the pictures is missing.

The straps are hand sewing to the cups. Each of the two cups measure 6.1 inches in diameter. It has a great and beautiful patina that only age can give it.

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Wow, Lucky Stud, Uhh Spud?


I will put fotos up soon... I had to leave for a couple of days, and it has grown some eyes and its shrivelling a little, but I am keeping it in cool dark place, so hopefully it won't deteriorate anymore... ***Guarenteed to make you look at it and wonder how it got so funny looking*** Is it really two potatoes that became one? did it grow in a funny position? If you planted this potato, would it's offspring be funny looking too?

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Endowed Biblical Figure

Endowed Biblical Figure
I have up for auction all rights to ownership of any future grilled cheese sandwiches, pancakes, French fries, ceiling water stains, rocks, roadside litter, etc. that I may find that bare an image in likeness to the Virgin Mary, Jesus, and any other notable biblical figure! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!

We have all seen the news stories where these miraculous images show up in unexpected places only to make unbelievable profits for the seller on eBay! Bid now and double your chances of this happening for you!

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Lucky Inca Head

Lucky Inca Head
Gold Inca Head Found In Back Yard!!!

Worth Its Weight in Gold!

Authinic Real Replica!

Fool your friends or help out the local Archilogical Club!

Just Think ! The Next Time Your Forced To Mow The Lawn!

Drop it anywhere and see what happens!

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Holy Cow Barber Chair

Holy Cow Barber Chair
This is a barber's chair that was recovered with cow print covering.

Some friends dropped this off in my driveway.... It is VERY heavy.

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Flogger

Flogger
Reproduction of a 1st century flogger or Roman flagrum.

Overall lenght 28". 17" handcarved aromatic cedar handle. Leather falls are 14" ,16" and 18" at 1/2" wide 12" leather whips, copper rivets. Leather is dyed black and aromatic cedar handle is finished with tung oil and wax..

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Friday, January 26, 2007

Dr Natura Colonix Colon Cleanse...

Dr Natura Colonix Colon Cleanse
JOIN IN WITH ME TO CLEANSE OUR INNER BODY STARTING THIS 2007TH YEAR !

YES, YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE A FREE GIFT OF PRAYER TO SHARE WITH OTHERS, AS A NEW YEAR CELEBRATION GIFT UNTO THE LORD ! IF YOU PREFER NOT TO RECIEVE ONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU PAY FOR YOUR COLONIX. (SMILE)

Yes. I have the freshest expirations on my products because my shipments are delivered directly to me straight from the factory! EXPIRATION DATE JANUARY 2009.. I am one of the longest sellers of colonix products on ebay, I HAVE SOLD THOUSANDS!!!..WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU WILL BE BUYING!! I DO NOT SALE OLD OUTDATED PRODUCTS...I RECIEVE FRESH SHIPMENT EVERY TWO DAYS!!

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Coming Soon Comment Page For JBH
dear madam, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. if i return this item claiming it doesn't work and you tell me i'm full of crap, wouldn't that prove my point?
Q2. my ex-wife always calls me sh*t for brains, if i take this item will i turn into a mindless zombie?
Q3. if MICK JAGGER uses this item will he say it's a gas,gas,gas?
Q4. will this item leave me feeling flush, and if not, are you willing to toss in a free plunger with my purchase?
Q5. if i down a quart of prune juice immediatly after taking this item, could i suddenly find myself alone atop a hill?
Q6. if MRS.POWELL bought this for her husband and i asked her why, would her answer be i'm cleaning out my COLIN?
Q7. if i send this item to the gay rights organization fully supporting their movement, will they be insulted, or think i'm getting ready for our date?
i shall be farting around the house as i await your reply.....JBH

Coming Soon Comment Page For JBH!!

Coming Soon Comment Page For JBH
dear sir, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. if i ask for 10kg instead of your offer of 5kg will you honor my request or just consider me a ground hog?
Q2. was this item once owned by the famous tv actor lorne green?
Q3.is this your average every day turf or would you say it's a cut above the rest?
Q4.as a follow up to Q1, if i wish additional quantites are you willing to go the whole nine yards?
Q5. is there any information you may have witheld about this item or have you given me all the dirt?
Q6. i am considering this item as a burial plot for my ex-wife, therefore, what is the shipping cost for the entire field?
i shall be digging a hole in my backyard as i await your reply.....JBH

1962 Chicayne Biscayne?

1962 Chicayne Biscayne
The one and only Chicayne. THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD! Words can not describe this one off Rad Rides built supercar. Arguably the benchmark for the caliber of custom hot rods today. Named Hot rod of the year by Hot rod Magazine editors, Street Machine of the year by Popular Hot Rodding magazine, Chevy of the year by Chevy High performance and the list goes on and on. 1400HP Twin Turbo 406 ci. engine with an unbelievable amount of custom one off parts and trick pieces.

Custom modified and reenginered chassis and suspension, with no stone left unturned. Every component is methodically built, smoothed, painted, polished or chromed. The car needs to be shown from underneath to believe the magnitude of craftsmanship and engineering. About the Body, Both front and rear bumpers have been flush mounted into the body...

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Used Christmas Wrapping Paper

Used Christmas Wrapping Paper
With Christmas 2006 now over. It is time to start paying off the credit cards. Yes my two Rugrats got plenty to play with this year.

So I am selling some of the Christmas wrap. That me and my wife used. To wrap up our Rugrats presents.

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Toast Predicts Winner Of The Super Bowl!!

Toast Predicts Winner Of The Super Bowl
Today's auction is for a piece of toast from my seemingly normal toaster.

This piece of toast is truly unigue. Rare even!!

No, not because it came from a loaf of bread from the Piggly Wiggly.

But because it has predicted the winner of the Super Bowl!

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Chicago Bears Tissue, Share With...

Chicago Bears Tissue, Share With...
Opposing team! YES, you are bidding to receive a box of new.

Sealed premium to 2-ply premium facial tissue.

in a sealed Chicago Bears box.

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Buy A Life.. A Cat's Life..

Buy A Life.. A Cat's Life
You are bidding on a certificate that entitles you to own one of my cats "Nine Lifes"

This is a once in a life time opportunity!

This is an ebay first!

My cat is named Houston, she is a black short hair. She was found in the woods from what we think was a neighbors cat that gave birth. Her personality is great and enjoys running this house like she's the boss.

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Road Kill... Art?

Road Kill... Art?
This auction is for an unusual and very strange piece of art.

Read the story of how it all came about.

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Mysterious Nearly Empty Unopened Soda

Mysterious Nearly Empty Unopened Soda
Mysterious 375 mL diet coke can - unopened but nearly empty
Straight from a vending machine, this mystery object could be the basis of an investigative TV series, a court action against a major multinational or you could write a much cleverer eBay ad than this and really make some bucks.

There is only a small amount of fluid volume - maybe 50ml of the advertised 375ml volume - in this can. It is unopened as pictured and there are no punctures. We are all completely baffled. We checked with others who used the same vending machine and all subsequent cans that came from it were perfectly normal. This is one of a kind.

And here's the real clincher. We don't even know if there's diet coke in there! There's 50ml of something, but what? It could be.

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Spice Up Your Life!!!

Spice Up Your Life
Spice Up Your Life

With Some Mystical Hot Sauce

With This not so normal

Taco Bell hot sauce packet ...

Let ME Explain.....

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Essex Turf

Essex Turf
Pure Essex Soil For Sale

100% will go to Cancer Research in association with The Bobby Moore Fund.

http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/bobbymoorefund/

All Proceeds will be donated at the to the West Ham Abseil event on the 17th of March. More information in the link below.
http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/inyourarea/southernregion/localevents/

This is an auction of 5kg of Pure Essex Soil.

Clay Rich and well watered!

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Coming Soon Comment Page For JBH

dear sir, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. if i ask for 10kg instead of your offer of 5kg will you honor my request or just consider me a ground hog?
Q2. was this item once owned by the famous tv actor lorne green?
Q3.is this your average every day turf or would you say it's a cut above the rest?
Q4.as a follow up to Q1, if i wish additional quantites are you willing to go the whole nine yards?
Q5. is there any information you may have witheld about this item or have you given me all the dirt?
Q6. i am considering this item as a burial plot for my ex-wife, therefore, what is the shipping cost for the entire field?
i shall be digging a hole in my backyard as i await your reply.....JBH

Dear Sir / Madam,
In response to your "several questions"
Q1. If you asked me for 10kg instead of 5kg that would be fine, but I would ask that you dig up some extra cash when paying to cover postage and packing.
Q2. Im afraid Lorne Green lived in the Essex in America, sorry for the confusion.
Q3. No this turf is not average at all, it is clay rich, well watered, fertilised daily by 1 - 2 horses and is taken from a private field, with no public access.
Q4. Of course I would go the whole 9 yards if you were willing to go the extra mile in digging up more P&P.
Q5. Im sorry to hear about your Ex-Wife, The entire field is around the size of an English Football field so around a few zeros added to the end price might cover postage.
Remember to line your hole with something so if you do win this item when you plant in the new soil it doesnt become contaminated with second rate mud.
Yours Sincerly Max King

Ghost?

Ghost
Is This A Photo Of A Ghost?

Strange Mist Like Substance Appeared In Developed Photo!

Genuine Photo!

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1950's Hand Made Shopping Cart

1950's Hand Made Shopping Cart
Beautiful piece of Australian innovation from post war era. Made of oak and black wood (excellent condition) with tin canopy and brass fittings. very unique and brimming with character and personality. Plaque on interior reads."Miss M. Miles - George St., Mount Evelyn - Sept. 27 1950". Only fault is that wheels could do with some maintenance. 21" tall to top of canopy and 23" long at base. Weighs 15kg..

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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Hugh Dyer Is Missing, This Is No Joke

Hugh Dyer Is Missing, This Is No Joke

* This is not an auction. HIS NAME IS HUGH DYER AND HERE IS THE INFORMATION. PLEASE, PLEASE RE-FORWRD TO EVERYONE YOU ALREADY SENT IT TO AND TELL THEM I FORGOT HIS NAME AND WOULD LIKE THEM TO RE-FORWARD IT OUT AGAIN TO WHOEVER THEY SENT IT TO AS WELL.

Hi,
PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO AS MANY PEOPLE YOU CAN. PLEASE. He is my common in law husband of 8 and a half years. Here is pictures of him with and without facial hair, as a rule almost always wears caps and sunglasses. He is from Greenville County, South Carolina, but may be anywhere on the East coast or in Louisiana as I was told by one of his friends of a possible person he may be with in Louisiana I hear is named Jodi (or Jody) Williams. Any of these locations are possible. This is the only leads his family and I have. If you have any doubts if this email is real or not, you can call me or the Missing Persons Investigator to verify this is true please. l. He helped my daughter put my Christmas tree up a few days after Thanksgiving and then he up and left us and never returned. Any sightings of him or if you know him or of his where abouts or where he may be or where he resides now, can be reported directly to me or the Greenville County South Carolina Missing Person's Investigator Mr. Cateras. This is very real email not a fake. He has been reported to my County's local Missing Person Investigator. My 7 year old daughter really misses her father. After he disappeared, he was with some shady people and he could be in inniment danger and he is not mentally stable! So, please do not tell him, but rather just make the calls to us instead. We dont want to fear the worse, but He would not avoid calling us to check on the well being of our 7 year old daughter for THIS LONG. I know if everyone sends it to their friends and they send it to their friends that this email can reach masses of people of all locations within days! This may work! His preferred occupation is truck driving big rigs or hauling gas if he has got his Hazmat part of his license for the gas hauling. He is on the PC a lot and also in chat rooms on yahoo and pogo games. He searches employment at trucking companies on the net as well. Markings: He has tattoos on his back has a Rose with his Mother's name Patricia Colleen in it, On his chest, a red heart that says Mom. If facing him, he also has a Left arm tattoo with the names Cameron and Aron on it with the names connected by a link and also on his Right arm the names Patricia Rose connected by a link from hers to my name Carol.
ANY information that anyone may have on where he is or if you have seen him in any location could prove valuable and would be greatly appreciated. You can call me or email me or the investigator and you will be kept anonymous.
Carol Earnhardt-Dyer directly at: 1-843-597-1218 and my email address is: eternalrose3@wmconnect.com or call the Greenville County, SC. Missing Person's Investigator Mr. Cateras with any information at:
(864-467-8717 or: 864-467-2493) Please note the area codes are only different as mine is a cell phone! PLEASE pass this along to ALL of your friends and ASK them to PLEASE do the same! Our little girl would be so happy to find him. Here are his pictures: One shown with facial hair (which is usual of him), one of him in a cap and sunglasses and also one of him clean shaven. He is 5' 5 and about 135 pounds. Brown hair and brownish eyes (if not dyed now)
Thanks and God Bless you!

James Brown's Autographed Violin

James Brown's Autographed Violin
Violin with orginal autograph from James Brown

Septembers 2005 in Stuttgart, palace garden hotel signed. Orginal signature of James Brown 2005 in Stuttgart Commodity comes from Germany.

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Stress Eyeballs?

Stress Eyeballs
THESE SMALL RUBBER BALLS ARE JUST TOTALLY GROSS!

GIVE THEM A TWIST OR SQUEEZE AND ALL THE EYES INSIDE MOVE AROUND IN THE RED LIQUID.

VERY COOL ITEM!

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Ginseng Man!