Killer Hawaiian Bungee Cord

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YESTERDAY, I WAS HELPING A FRIEND TAKE A LOAD OF RUBBISH TO THE DUMP. WE GOT EVERYTHING IN THE TRUCK AND STARTED TO STRAP IT DOWN WITH A BUNGEE. WE HAD TO STRETCH IT ALL THE WAY TO TRY TO CONNECT IT FROM ONE SIDE OF THE TRUCK TO THE OTHER. WITHOUT ANY WARNING THE BUNGEE SLIPPED AND SLAPPED ME HARD IN THE MOUTH. IT RIPPED A HOLE IN MY FACE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY LIP TO MY GUM, LOOSENED A TOOTH, CUT MY GUMS, BRUISED MY LEFT EYE, MY NOSE AND NECK AND SENT ME TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR 9 STITCHES.
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