Double Barrelled Peanut
Ladies and Gentlemen! There i was the other night innocently drinking a coldie, shelling peanuts on the side because the Mrs says i am too fat to eat chips,when i found it. Try shelling this baby one handed! I am a habitual peanut eater and buy em in shells cause it takes longer to eat em. In between swigging from me can scratching me nuts and burping in pefect tune it appeared.
I bellowed to the wench to look at my find but the chain was too tight and would not stretch to me couch. Anyway after i unlocked her, "house needed vacuuming" she said thats a weird one! Heated debate then ensued, including the neighbours who came over for a look therefore we had a masdebate. News spread soon and every elephant from every zoo placed a trunk call to leave a bid.
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