Will's Only Birthday Present

I'm Will...a college guy from Lexington, KY whose birthday is coming up on June 30th(I'll be 20). I'm creating this because I know I'm not going to be getting anything for my birthday from my family, and my friends are assholes so if they get me anything it will be a joke.
I dont mind not getting anything, but it'd be a heck of alot better if I did So I am turning to you, the Ebay Community, to provide me with the only birthday present I will get this year.
I understand the typical 'college guy' would just go out and buy a bunch of bourbon, but I promise to not spend any of this on drugs or alcohol(will most likely be spent on rent or gas).
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