Penis shaped Cherry

I bought a bag of Cherries from my local VONS and when I was about to eat them - WHAT THE HELL???
This Cherry has not been tempered with in any way, it has a growth on it that resembles... take a guess.
As you can see, it's currently being stored in my freezer in a protective cushioned cup.
Winner will receive this precious fruit via protective box containing dry ice or a cooler.
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