Creepy Haunted Tribal Man Auction

OK, here's the story. I live in a very small town in Vermont. My yard borders a small field where one of the original civil war battles took place. The battle is reenacted every year, near the end of August. I have always wanted to go check this out, but never really felt comfortable just walking into a huge group of people who were obviously playing a very intense role playing game.
So, this last year, I crossed a little wooded area and found a place to comfortably spy them fire their cannons for a little while. While i was sitting there, fidgeting in the dirt, I noticed something very peculiar partially buried. That is where I found this little guy. He's kind of gross, I'll admit, but I also thought he had a certain charm about him.
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