Vulture Cheeto
I couldn't eat him. It wouldn't be right. Everybody loves Cheetos, but we love Vultures even more. I don't know what made me look at this one before I ate it, know it sounds crazy, but I'm sure I heard little Vulture chirping in my ear. (Why me?) He sounded a little hawky, but it was loud enough for me stop eating and look at him. There he was, perched high on a branch. I think this vulture is looking for that Barbaro Cheeto I just auctioned off to sallypierre. He knows that Barbaro kicked the bucket in January, and we know what he will do if he finds him.
Its a miracle that Barbaro came back to us in a Cheeto, another miracle that he was sold for $69, and yet another miracle that this Vulture is coming after him. I only hope this is my last Cheetos miracle. Please don't eat him because, unlike real vultures, this one is 8% total fat, 4% saturated fat and 0% cholestorol. Die-hard fans of Barbaro Cheeto may have noticed that Vulture Cheeto has less fat than Barbaro Cheeto, and that's because this one is from a "naturally baked" bag of Cheetos.
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