One Dead Bug
This auction is for one Dead Bug. As a member in good standing of The National Dead Bug Owners Association I guarantee this to be an authentic Dead Bug. We do not deal in fake or live Dead Bugs.
Dead Bugs as pets:
Dead Bugs make perfect pets. No vet bills. No expensive pet food. No having to get up in the middle of the night and let it in or out. Will not wet on your new carpet. Will not dig up your neighbors flowers. Does not chase cars. Will not be kidnapped and held for ransom. With a Dead Bug as a pet you can go on vacation and never come back. Dead Bugs do not fetch sticks, do not roll over, will not shake your hand, will not sit up and beg but they do play dead quite well.
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