Milk Chocolate Willie
BRAND NEW MILK CHOCOLATE WILLIE!
NEW/SEALED IN BOX.
TASTY + DICKIOUS.(contains 1 x EDIBLE MILK CHOCOLATE WILLIES 100g)
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dear sir, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. do you have this item made as white chocolate also, or would that be too small to bother selling?
Q2. if richard roundtree fed this to his girlfriend, would she think he's giving her the shaft?
Q3. if this item has a creamy white filling and i thoroughly enjoy comsuming it, will i be inexplicably compelled to march in the next gay pride parade?
Q4. is this a plain ordinary chocolate bar or does it come with nuts?
Q5. if i were a butler and bought several of these for my employer, would i receive a rebate or a master bate?
Q6. if elliot ness bought this item for his son paul, would you address the box to the actual buyer or to p.ness?
Q7. if i am the only person on my street to own this item, will i be considered cock of the walk or just a lucky stiff?
Q8. am i in danger of getting an S.T.D. from this item ( sugary tasting delight )?
i shall be attempting to get a grip as i await your reply.....JBH
