Alien Stuck In Red Oak Tree
WARNING: THIS IS LISTED FOR A FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS BLONDE WITH A VERY LARGE CONEHEAD ! THIS IS HIS STORY. I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT! IF ANYBODY WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THERE WERE REALLY ALIENS FROM OUTERSPACE I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED. BUT WHEN I CUT THIS TREE DOWN SOMETHING TOLD ME SAVE THIS LOG. SO I DID. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS; THE WAY THAT THE TREE LOOKED LIKE AS THOUGH IT HAD ARMS, MAYBE IT WAS GREEN SLIME OOZING FROM THE BOTTOM, PERHAPS I'M JUST NUTS AND LIKE LOGS,
I DON'T KNOW. SO I KEPT IT. I USUALLY JUST SPLIT THE WOOD UP AND THROW THEM IN FIRE BUT THIS ONE WAS DIFFERENT. IT TRIED TO TALK TO ME, AT FIRST A VERY LOW MURMUR AND AS TIME WENT BY IT BECAME LOUDER! LOUDER !! LOUDER!!! IT SOUNDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS "BLEEP BLOOP BEEP BOOP BLEEOP BOOP BOP BAP BING BONG AND THEN FINALLY KABOING," OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I BECAME FED UP SO I CUT IT IN TWO TO KILL IT, AND THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.
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