Human Soul
1. A certificate that is notorized and states "You are the owner of The soul of Brent Lee Morton for the duration of one year, if death occurrs you get soul for eternity by default"
2. My handwritten journal.
3. The service of me practicing the religion of your choice and considering all of your life advice for one year.
So to be perfectly clear, what is being sold here is a certificate, a journal, and a service. Now ebay shouldn't be able to argue with that.
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