Give TOOTHY A Home...
12 Reasons Why YOU Should Give Toothy A Home...
Last week my tooth broke and half of it fell out. Here are TWELVE reasons why you should bid on this auction and give "Toothy" a new home (it's up to you to decide which of the reasons are true):
1. I want to give it a better home than I was able to provide.
2. My wife won't let me keep it.
3. It deserved to be brushed more than once a week.
4. "Toothy" is famous: Mike Tyson punched me when I made fun of him in Vegas.
5. Like Horton, whenever I listen closely I can hear a Who calling from deep in the dental cavity.
6. All money from this auction will go towards my much needed dental visit.
7. I yanked it out because I KNEW it'd be a hit on eBay.
8. If this auction works, I've got 31 more...
9. I thought it would grow back.
10. If you look real closely, you can see the image of the Virgin Mary on it.
11. It wasn't pulling in any of the radio stations that I liked.
12. FREE SHIPPING!
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