Endowed Biblical Figure

I have up for auction all rights to ownership of any future grilled cheese sandwiches, pancakes, French fries, ceiling water stains, rocks, roadside litter, etc. that I may find that bare an image in likeness to the Virgin Mary, Jesus, and any other notable biblical figure! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
We have all seen the news stories where these miraculous images show up in unexpected places only to make unbelievable profits for the seller on eBay! Bid now and double your chances of this happening for you!
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