Dr Natura Colonix Colon Cleanse...

JOIN IN WITH ME TO CLEANSE OUR INNER BODY STARTING THIS 2007TH YEAR !
YES, YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE A FREE GIFT OF PRAYER TO SHARE WITH OTHERS, AS A NEW YEAR CELEBRATION GIFT UNTO THE LORD ! IF YOU PREFER NOT TO RECIEVE ONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU PAY FOR YOUR COLONIX. (SMILE)
Yes. I have the freshest expirations on my products because my shipments are delivered directly to me straight from the factory! EXPIRATION DATE JANUARY 2009.. I am one of the longest sellers of colonix products on ebay, I HAVE SOLD THOUSANDS!!!..WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU WILL BE BUYING!! I DO NOT SALE OLD OUTDATED PRODUCTS...I RECIEVE FRESH SHIPMENT EVERY TWO DAYS!!
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dear madam, i have several questions before i am to bid on this item.
Q1. if i return this item claiming it doesn't work and you tell me i'm full of crap, wouldn't that prove my point?
Q2. my ex-wife always calls me sh*t for brains, if i take this item will i turn into a mindless zombie?
Q3. if MICK JAGGER uses this item will he say it's a gas,gas,gas?
Q4. will this item leave me feeling flush, and if not, are you willing to toss in a free plunger with my purchase?
Q5. if i down a quart of prune juice immediatly after taking this item, could i suddenly find myself alone atop a hill?
Q6. if MRS.POWELL bought this for her husband and i asked her why, would her answer be i'm cleaning out my COLIN?
Q7. if i send this item to the gay rights organization fully supporting their movement, will they be insulted, or think i'm getting ready for our date?
i shall be farting around the house as i await your reply.....JBH

